Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#1 Genius! #5 Retarded!

#17. I had a lady come into my store carrying a cabbage patch kid like a baby. Then when she payed I noticed her custom credit card with all 14 of her “babies” staring at me. Scary shit

#13 has to be a rugger. FIND HER!

You like popsicles? #17

#15 mario strip kart 64 keepimg marriages alive since… Well… Since you've grown up and tired of routine

#25 I have the biggest erection right now

#11 is actually a t-shirt. A very awesome, constantly complimented t-shirt.

#15 Dude…. you´re doing it so wrong!!!

#9 Worst poorly (non concealed) sniper ever! Thank God for that too! Can shoot me (with nice things of course, not bullets) from a mile away any day!

#25 That will teach you not to call me a pussy again, pussy!

#23 ah I see you've been to South Florida. The people will drive like Cale Frickin' Yarborough to wedge themselves in between you and the car you were just tailgating yourself… and then lock up the brakes to keep from hitting them. I'm like, really? Fucking REALLY?

#12 That was some party Dawg!…Yup it sure was lil man…

#5 WTF is that thing?
#7 That's not a gif. That's Chuck Norris working out live on Chuck-cam.

#20 Cue the 'Jaws' theme song.

#15 Brother and sister have been playing this way since they were 5.

#13
I think she's trying to tell us something

#15 who took the photo????

#5: Y.A.T – yet another trini
#8: nah, her liver will cave in first
#13: eh… BATTING?
#24: way to go darth – WOO HOO!!!!

#14 LIKE A BOSS!!!!

#1 is on my bucket list now, thanks!

#20 While swimming please be sure to watch out for whales.