Go ahead, play with your food (32 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FIAAARRSSTTT!!! Ni! Ni! Ni! Niiii!!!

    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • dagleja3

      It! It! It!!

    • Bill57

      freakin two year old really paula, can't you think of something more mature or are you showing your true intelligence level

    • Kaos

      Paula's reputation was increasing so it started to post dumb "first posts" to lower it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      u r trying hard to keep that rating low sweet heart, i thumb upped you : )

      • ur-right

        same thing came into mind..

    • DillonHenrietta

      omg, alex had time @Alex, i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $42.77 each and a $50 amazon card for $9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. go here BidsOut.com

  • EdTheStampede


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


  • Da_Boz

    Q: How long did it take to build #12 ?
    A: A rearry rong time.

    • http://javelinphotos.com Javelin

      Admit it, that think is fcking awesome!

    • elisa

      makes sense..their asian

  • Kaiwatha

    #8 is crazy…

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      awesome carving skills lol

    • hMMMM

      #10 was cool too!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Anyway I play with cats sometimes, that counts as playing with your food too, right?

    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Da_Boz

      Paula, know how much you hate cats… Would you enjoy Halle in her Catwoman outfit?

    • Bill57

      paula go home and play with yourself

    • Akon

      Are you asian?

  • JHarris

    #13 Like a Sauce!

  • The Bandit

    #23…well, if it's fresh…thank you, YES! Great twist on the good old steak tartare…

  • Htisss

    #2 likes to eat cock.

  • Mel

    #2 might actually be gayer than Twilight

    • Daniel

      Unless it's dick-flavored, no. No, it's not.

    • Master_Rahl

      shame on you! Nothing's gayer than Twilight

  • James

    #23 "Red Meat Popsicle?" Um, no… no it's not.

  • brian

    #16 and #15 are genius

    • Master_Rahl

      I love me some pizza, and pizza flavored stuff. I do. But, WTF? Why not just eat pizza at this point?

  • Dood

    #13 – 'Scuse Me While I Eat this Pie.

    • Master_Rahl

      well done!! Guess I'll have to eat my air guitar, too

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden


    • Jen

      *enter guitar

  • Dick Folgers

    #15 the official pizza of weed.

  • Backdrag

    Whats up with all the Star Wars nerds!!

  • Guest

    Is it me or do those apples look like boobs on #3? Anyone?

    • Elijah

      Hell Yes!

  • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

    im gona do #19 lol

    • Master_Rahl

      do it to one of your stoner friends (if any) that would make the paranoia level go off the bleepin' charts. I know I would freak out if in a munchie-rage I opened up the fridge to see food looking back at me. F no!

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        hahaha! i have the perfect person to do that to!! thank you for the awesome idea!!! 😉

  • LuvH8fulChix

    Who else thought the apples in #3 were boobs pressed against something transparent?

    • uhhuh

      that other guy up there does

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        I bet it was a re-comment

  • Codey

    #1 I plan to rob a bank with egg guns, just to see what happens

  • jrey81

    #12 is unreal! love this thread, dunno if i'll be able to contribute. I'm too much of a fat kid to come up with one of these. they'd get eaten in the process…

  • Bill57

    whoever did #10 has talent

    • Master_Rahl

      and probably beat the bag out of anyone who tried to eat the masterpiece (I would)

  • Thor_Youngblood

    #6 & #14 I love it!

  • ayi yai yai

    #27 #7 Lamest thing to do. Seriously get a life ,its just a friggin website.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

      they're hopin for a t-shirt….

  • HillBilly Bone

    Y U no make boobie pancakes instead? #2

    • yepper

      you mean regular round pancakes?

  • Logan

    #2 what? big deal the man likes a little cock in the morning. who are we to judge him on this?

  • geo2244

    The fruit in #3 looks like tits, Id play with that food. FLBP anyone?


      No, it does not. You clearly have never seen "tits" in real life.

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