Hump it up (50 photos)

  • 1029384756

    i loooooooove hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • numb

      #49 needed to be the last pic for biggest bang

      • 1029384756

        Dont tell the Chive people how to do their job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Paula_

      #18: Is that a toilet seat imprint? ARGGHH!!!!

      And I know you guys will never believe this but seriously: my hump is finally posted among the above. Won't say what photo of course.

      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Holy Hell

        Maybe #51.

        • Harry

          It's been a long ass day… Because 51 made me laugh out loud, and I don't know why. Damn, I need a beer!!

      • yessssir

        Look closer its the shadow from her arm

      • SockMoney17

        Dammit! Now I have to clean my spacebar, letters N, H, Y, Six, and Seven

    • disturbed

      Half are nice – the other is more BFA than Hump…

    • Marc

      Where is Dylan's butt ?

      • OWIEJ

        at the derby getting ready for the race.

    • MAX_POW

      I found this precious ass….enjoy

      • Wayne

        The music makes it that much more creepy.

    • DillonHenrietta

      omg, alex had time @Alex, i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $42.77 each and a $50 amazon card for $9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. go here

  • davey

    #10 #20 #30 #40 #50

    all perfect 10s!!!!!!!!!

    • MrWizard

      Ah yes, all of these numbers are, in fact, divisible by 10.

    • Biily

      Yep those just took the wrinkles out….

    • Isaac

      same as before for me. To tears, absolutely, f–k me to tears. I probably shouldn't of posted the last with full spelling. Damn estarangendness. I should post pictures of my wife, … ex wife to make me feel like I at least had hot. lol. ….. Im drunk and fragile smart asses lol. ….. not that fragile ๐Ÿ™‚

  • ROFLFunk

    #5 and #46 made my Wednesday much better.

    • AssClown

      Didn't know you like Black-and-White Photos THAT much…

      • ai carumba

        #5 Is a dude dumbass.

        • Wtte

          that's probably why he likes it so much.

  • Picard_

    #1 #15 Let me hold that for you.

    • shuzzam

      For the love of god #1 as a HQ wallpaper please.

      • Mark

        For the love of god indeed

  • dangbeing

    I love all them nice humps

  • Kyle White

    #17 and #49 FTW.

    • truth

      those aren't even similar… cant tell your taste. 17 is HUGE and 49 is rather nice

      • Kyle White

        Lol my "taste" is just a nice, perfectly round, plump arse. The ones like #17 with the creases at the bottom are my favorite though. ๐Ÿ˜€

        • truth

          good on ya then mate

        • Yessirr

          I'm a crease man, myself, sir.

    • Master_Rahl

      ahh, variety, the spice of life. I'm a fan of all of the above. big n juicy, small n perky, as(s) long as it's not flat. flat booty can GTFO!

    • sniggi

      #49 Luba Shumeyko. Model from Barcelona, Spain.


    • Jehtro

      May I also submit #3, #10, #14 (with a side of FLB), and #48 (also with a side of FLB)
      oh and Fap ^10!

  • Sean Fleming

    Moar double hump!

    • CaptainInsano

      #1 #32

      Ladies, when you are working out, this is what you should be shooting for ZOOWEEMAMA!

  • Clancy

    #34 FTW!!!

    • Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz for the rest of this stunner. Front is quite nice too.

      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Clancy

        Nice try. I have seen this joke a few times. Get a new joke.

      • Google searcher

        Damn you.

      • sukabagodix

        You can't even troll with originality. Go fly a kite or something..

    • MAX_POW

      This one is very close to perfection!

  • Rob


  • Rodd Hungwell

    #34 WINNER

    • hMMMM

      #35 IMHO – this picture with the back pocket has been floating around for a while now, and it's still top-5

  • Jeff Chancellor-Neely

    #39 supra sexy

    • james

      Dude, I could show a movie on that giant forehead of yours….maybe even imax

      • WOIEaw

        yeah, that's a fuckin' 7 head!

      • Jeff Chancellor-Neely

        gallery full of hump and you choose to talk about me…nice

        • Brother Maynard

          Well, they're right. Your forehead is like a fucking aircraft carrier……

  • Shawn

    #9, there is so much win in this picture

    • for real

      Almost no ass or boobs ,obviously crying for attention. No win here ,move along dumbass.

    • Master_Rahl

      at least she's got some killer stems. I'm with Real, though, no bewbs or hump. Kinda lacking.

      • Josd


        • tim

          I'm just hoping it's not a dude.

          • The Chivery

            Then you can't be a true Chiver.

            Chive on!

          • Bud Ugly

            I actually thought this might be a dude.

            • Austin

              lol I would love to see you in a picture with just your underwear and see how every girl on this site sees you hahahaha

          • lray

            that's what I thought – dude

    • C Chivesworth III

      With you dude, she's fantastic!

    • Dave

      I agree Shawn, alcohol and a girl with an amazing body!! Just can't beat that!

    • DillonHenrietta

      omg, alex had time @Alex, i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $42.77 each and a $50 amazon card for $9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. go here

  • Htisss

    #46…whoever does the cropping needs to be shot.

    • PianoFingers

      … whoever did the shooting needs to be cropped too…

  • dietzmanltd

    Thank you, Chive. Thank you Chivettes. So many perfect humps…

    And a big thank you to the first-timer in the group! Awesome hump for hump day! Chive on!

    • cobracon

      Congratulations on your face transplant, still looks a little puffy, but great none the less

    • soooo lame

      Keep it up ,maybe someday they will ask you out n a date Mr.SuckUp.

    • NLNNDK


  • Dan

    I had a hard time getting past #1.

    • Paula_

      Scrollwheel dead?

      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

    • Master_Rahl

      heh heh… hard

  • AssClown

    #1 #3 #13 #28
    Definitely find those!

    • Birdhaus32

      I think #3 managed to steal the crown away this week. WOOF!

      • Master_Rahl


    • booty

      could not agree more, my friend

    • Steve

      #28, need i say more?

  • turbodude

    The beach boys made a fortune singing about girls like this

    • Ilya Josefson

      Subsequently going crazy about girls like that

      • asb

        annnnnnd doesnt surf. but thats obv a mute point ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Chelsea Lauren Foulk

          You mean moot point.

  • Shawn

    absolutely love the look of #32, just a little crack, well done mam, well done

  • Kyle White

    MOAR of #17

    • Master_Rahl

      gotta love the crease.

      • truth

        you mean cheese?

        • Master_Rahl

          well, I do like cheese… but nope. Definitely stand by my statement – love the crease (right under the juicy bootay)

  • Stafferty

    #10 That is the gap the prophets foretold of.
    #21 Get the gringo Juan Valdez out of the photo. Seriously the is no reason for a white person to wear a poncho.

    • AGM

      I believe that is a dashiki, but your point still is true.

    • Poontangler

      #4 – Conceptionable

      • Bill57

        blue is my favorite color

        • ROK247

          im not gay or anything but i don't think her shoes match her outfit? is it weird that was the first thing i noticed?

          • Logan

            weird no, gay yes

          • Foosbah

            no. most chivers are just stupid enough to think that any guy who can dress himself without looking like a 13 year old, or fratboy douchebag must be gay.

    • Themanwithnoname

      Um, I beg to differ. Clint Eastwood!

      • Stafferty

        Clint Eastwood's awesomeness transcends all rules that apply to mortal men. I am willing to shamelessly say that Clint is in fact more epic than Chuck Norris.

        Reasons Why:
        Clint Can Act
        Clint can direct
        Clint won a gun fight without a gun (Grand Torino)
        Hangs out with Morgan Freeman (Unforgiven)
        Made the .44 Magnum one of the most famous guns in the world.

        • DeRaNgEd

          he also beat a 6'8 goon when he was a priest

          • Stafferty

            The Sweed in Heartbreak Hill

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      A white man invented the poncho….Wilber Smith…1812-1849…look it up and prove me wrong!

  • truth

    Definitely some nice rumps #1 #40 #47 #34

    but please… standards! #2 #17 #25 and others are disgusting

    • andy

      poorly endowed fruit cup

      • truth

        who? one of your 2 dads?

    • james

      I agree, scraped the bottom of the barrel to make 50 today. Some nasty asses thrown in the mix

    • finfcuk

      Dude you're obviously lived in the world of photoshop for too long.

      • truth

        maybe I just don't tend to hang around a fat-assed crowd… fat and giggly is not my personal taste

        • guesty

          well said

        • IWqa


          • b cup chivette

            wow… lots of chubby chasers here it seams

    • hMMMM

      although i don't agree about #17, i do hear where you're coming from. but given theChive's history of posting flat asses among the good ones, it's no surprise…

      • hMMMM

        scratch that that ass is gross i thought you were talking about another one

        • truth

          good call sir

    • blotter

      Hump Day is not intended for you…

  • AssClown

    #34 So almost vag…

    • BigT

      ooh yerrr, teasing!, now hope no one else adds a like to your comment, were at a good number now ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜›

  • I_am_elf

    #4 is the reason people walk into lamposts.

    • truth

      no… tooo huuuuge an ass. chubby chase much?

      • I_am_elf

        Beggars can't be choosers my friend.

        • truth

          I have faith in you buddy. Aim high.

          • andy

            youre high fruit cup

      • andy

        be a real man, handle a woman with curves fruit cup

        • truth

          So to be a man you require a woman who hangs out at the buffet line rather than one who enjoys a little exercise and has pride in her appearance? You need to reexamine your principals sir

          • BleedC&B

            big hips and a fat ass but looks at abdomen, she keeps it tight. The hips dont lie

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        I don't think that means what you think that means…

    • AssClown

      Yeah, her ass has it's own gravitational field, hence being pulled into lampposts against your will…

    • Doc

      Her name is Sophia and she is a FTV girl.
      You can see her @ this NSFW link:

      She has a perfect rump-a-hump.

      • Kato

        Doc, you deserve a Nobel peace prize for that find!

    • Brian King

      Those shoe totally dont match that dress!

  • dagleja3

    #25 – I'm going to go masturbate now and I'm going to think about her … and there's nothing you can do about it!!

    • truth

      really? with some of the talent here, that's the one you choose?? wow. sorry dude.

      • KenRayJen

        Right! I also laughed at the bold boast that the husband put in the caption. If your're gonna make a claim like that, she better be the baddest thing walking. #48 #35 #17 for example

        • LuvH8fulChix

          Let the dude be proud of his hot wife.

          • kooli

            her muffin top and whore stamp are nasty

            • Howie

              "Is you wife good in bed?" "yeah, why?" "How do you think she got that way???" (Lots of practice with lots of dudes)

          • SlimtwigMJ

            Amen. Haters gonna hate.

          • SheriffPablo

            Fishnets, Spike heels and a whip? I think she'd tear an average man up in bed. I, being an average man, volunteer most wholeheartedly.

        • Birdhaus32

          #48 beats her but #17 is waaaaay behind that hot wife. Now excuse me while I try to hide my awkward boner at work.

          • truth

            nothing wrong with 48 but 17 is even worse than the wife…. 17 is f'ing disgusting – so fat a flabby. gentlemen, a little pride please

            • the truth has FAIL

              homo, you dont know what an ass is.that's a fat sexy ass waiting to be hit doggy style.c'mon ROOKIE.

              • truth

                exactly what you said … "FAT".

                Fat is gross my friend. While I have no evidence to judge whether or not you are a "rookie" as you tactfully put it, your do provide an indication that you are severely lacking in either taste or the ability to land a non-fat girl. I pity you.

                • edslerson

                  well technically an ass is made up mostly of fat soooooo….

              • Joanne

                "homo, you dont know what an ass is.that's a fat sexy ass waiting to be hit doggy style.c'mon ROOKIE."

                That comment right there doesn't make you sound like a man. It makes you sound like a teenage boy trying to impress his friends.

    • The Chivster

      try not to notice the fat waist, it will ruin a perfectly good boner

    • Shadrock

      Is that Fezzik???

      • Vizzini

        No more rhymes now, I mean it.

        • montoya

          anybody want a peanut

    • NIC_CAGE

      With that tribal tramp stamp?…I don't think you're the only guy that's "masturbated" to that hump in her lifetime. Good on that guy for wranglin' the beast!

      • truth

        operative word being "beast"

    • Darkside

      She's collecting a spare tire my friend. Maybe if she collected an ASS instead I'd consider wasting some knuckle children at the thought of her…..otherwise She's ALLLLL YERS!!!

      • dagleja3

        And I shall enjoy her heartily!!

    • colton

      Ive seen better ass pulling cargo up the grand canyon…this chick looks like a used up biker hooker.

      • the truth is gay

        OH Snap!

    • so damn obvious

      I call FAKE ,its just a random whore thechive has photoshopped for attention/comments. If this is indeed true then the husband should know that he should be more worried about guys humping her behind his back thn the chivers fapping to her pic.

      • Scumbag Steve

        Photoshops a pic he found online

        Lies about it being his wife

    • Bollyver

      Does anyone really fap to a picture anymore?

      • truth

        It seems chivers are ALL about it.

        Q: How can you identify a fellow chiver in a bar?
        A: By the hairy palm

      • The Chivery

        Only those of us who are so awkard around women we can't even watch a video of them without breaking into a nervous sweat and having an anxiety attack. Sooo…basically the entire Chive community.

        Chive on!

    • jason

      Yea….not bad, but not exactly fapping material unless the other pics didn't download. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers however. Would have to see tits and face for an accurate assessment. Care to accept challenge?

    • Nova79

      He is so pussey whipped !! she made him post the photo.

      Hey Chive…………….. best HUMP Day ever !!

  • Dan

    #45 Fantastic photo!

    • Javelin

      Yeah I love it!

    • KyleRetrato

      FantASStic indeed.

    • sarcasm

      should be HR!

    • klown

      Water fart.

    • Chelsea Lauren Foulk

      Doesn't it look like her butt crack starts really far down?

      • weldsoft

        A bit… Too much 'shopping maybe.

        Still an interesting photo.

      • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

        yes I would agree with you there

    • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

      This is a great photo

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