I hate my job (26 Photos)

  • Mr. Ruffles

    Party Time

    • WOIE

      #10 people are such unsociable pricks these days…..

    • The Chivery

      #19 Obviously one of us Chivers.

      Chive on!

  • Ken

    Going into a BS meeting now… perfect timing! Blah!

  • EasternCanuck

    #3 I would love working with that!!!

    • HillBilly Bone

      Yep. Work day would be so much better. I'd probably get less done than I do already though.

      • EasternCanuck

        I hear ya… working in a sausage fest now (only part of my job that I dislike)…. would love the addition of a few taco's

    • Ryan

      I'd hire her.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Then she gives you shit if she catches you looking.

    • MAX_POW

      i would love working "on" that!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/chrisjdavis0307 Chris Davis

      Yep she's giving me a "raise" for sure! Def would love to see that everyday

    • A John

      For a hooker, it looks very classy. Business should be booming … or banging I suppose. Are you wearing matching kneepads for working under a desk?

    • Darksoul

      Is this meant to be an example of how a skank climbs the corporate ladder? Say "fuck you" you will, but I'm too much of an asshole to lie.

    • its_forge 108p

      SHe works the corner at night.

  • 1029384756

    I fucking love you chive

    • agent pwng

      You really like theChives dick huh ,take it out and breath once in a while.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000343637558 Mark Harris

    #26 I will never eat popcorn again….oh wait, yep, I will

    • Master_Rahl

      this visual does NOTHING to curb popcorn cravings. Burn some popcorn, THEN you will no longer want to eat it. Stupid burnt popcorn smell!

    • James

      I had to do that in highschool. Just fillit with water turn it on and let it boil with soap in it. Then wipe. Meanwhile you can have ice wars, or damage out some nachoes and hot dogs to eat while you wait. Its when you burn the popcorn that makes you not want it!

      • UPSgrrrL88

        James, THANK YOU!! I worked in movie theaters for years and we NEVER let our popcorn machine get that nasty. Not even close. btw, damaging out nachos and pretzel bites so you can eat 'em RULES!!! I remember when we would open up new shipments of boxed candy we used to push the box cutter down just a bit too hard and then….oops, oh dear. Look what I've gone and done, damaged 2 perfectly good boxes of skittles….shame to let them go to waste 😮

        • MarcusTheatersIowa

          I love that fellow theater people post here. I was going to say: we wash our kettle every night, and even before we remodeled, our old kettle was nowhere as near that.

          My boss doesn't let me open the skittles boxes anymore, cause he noticed a pattern xD

        • Paul

          Ah HA! so thats why they cost 6.- a box… 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

      I have worked at a movie theatre for 2 years where we run 2 of these bad boys all the time, and at the end of the night three times a week, yours truly gets to clean both of em lookin like that. its not as hard as that would have you thinking, and in no way does it put me off popcorn =D eating popcorn every day does that =(

      • Guesty

        Wow, you are accomplished

    • MMZ

      you are a monster

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

      yum….eating some erin's white chedder popcorn right now

    • GreyDog

      I worked at a movie theater in the summer of 1979. I popped popcorn for 8 hours a day. The popper was located in an upstairs room that had no windows. The room had an overhead fan for ventilation and an AM/FM radio for entertainment. I was lucky if I saw two people a day.

      The oil came in giant tubs that I had to pry open with a screwdriver, except for when someone walked off with the screwdriver and I had to use my house keys. The oil looked like solid wax and had to be melted with an electric heating wand. There was a metal cup to scoop and pour the oil with, until the wand made the oil too hot, then the wand had to be unplugged until the oil started to get solid again.

      The popped popcorn was dumped into a giant metal bin. We used a clipboard to move the popcorn over a grate to try and get the unpopped kernals out. The popcorn then was put into giant lawn and leaf garbage bags. I was expected to fill at least 20 bags a day. The only good part of the job was that I was allowed to see the movies for free, including the R-rated ones (I wasn't 17 yet).

      • Paul

        Sounds like a drive in that i was at by in 1979…. Thanks for all your hard work… Hope the R-rated movies didnt rot your brain and turn you into a wack job…

        • Paul

          By = back.. Sheesh cant spell

  • Henrik

    #21 Yay! Sounds like fun…

    • LuvH8fulChix

      She should totally quit! I mean, can you imagine your BOSS asking you to help DO something? I mean, what if you don't want to? Fuck that.

    • medtxpack

      ill trade you. i assume hes paying you too. haha

    • MLDM

      On the bright side, she has enough time to write on herself and take a picture of it so she must not even be in a rush.

  • dagleja3

    #3 – Looks perfectly acceptable to me. In fact, I think it'd be even better if you undid another button or two!!

    • panama99

      What stripper club are you getting ready to go to?

      • K.C.

        Now that"s really stereotyping. What makes her a stripper? She could be a prostitute.

  • SkyVader

    #13 – Sorry dude.

    • http://twitter.com/aylabafile @aylabafile

      that's life….. I resigned…. So….. I'm no longer bored….. 😉

      • LuvH8fulChix

        …does that mean you're not alive anymore?

        • An Average Chiver

          i hope so. it's my only chance of having sex with her.

    • Def a bro

      Def a bro…

      • Def sausage fingers

        Def has sausage fingers…

        • Def has adams apple

          yep… def has an adams apple

          • Def has balls

            def has balls between her legs.

      • panda

        lol…. well, if I am, no one told me that…. 😦

      • http://twitter.com/aylabafile @aylabafile

        that hurts…. 😦 I'm a girl…. Damn, do I look that bad in it??? :S

        • Master_Rahl

          must be the hair throwing everyone off.

        • No knuckles

          Where did your knuckles go?

        • Elton John

          Yes. That haircut makes you look like a dude from the 70s…..

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

          Nope, you're gorgeous, just sayin

    • Paul

      Man Hands dont help

  • Tuttified

    #13 Dude, get back to work…

    • http://twitter.com/aylabafile @aylabafile

      I resigned…. I'm much happier now…… 😉

      • Tuttified


      • LuvH8fulChix

        You already said that.

        • Confucious

          if something fits, wear it more than once.

  • joel

    then quit, you cry ass bitches.

  • jrey81

    #3, shirt could be a little shorter, but otherwise a-ok!

  • mac

    #23 because you are the boss/owner of the company…….let an employee go early today!

    • Darkside

      Next time wear socks….Those fred flintstone feet are the WORST of their kind.

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        Same here, i leave for 11 days, my birthday is tomorrow the big 25 i dont give a FUCK

      • James

        Fuck you, socks with sandals? Who fucking cares what his feet look like.

        • WEweaw

          i do. feet are fucking DISGUSTING! and guys that feel the need to show them, are fags.

    • xminixbeastx

      Like a Boss.

    • http://www.facebook.com/augie.byers Augie Hungrylikeawolf Byers

      this is my job everyday

  • Codey

    I can eat popcorn after seeing #26, the oil however looks like solidified cheese whiz which is disgusting

  • crapflinger

    #7 is the standard bomb threat check sheet. i think it's even the OSHA suggested one. i fail to see how that suggests your workplace thinks you people are going to blow it up

    • Steve

      Uhh really? Check question #5… "Did you place the bomb?"

    • Steamboat Willie

      I don't think the person who took the photo understands that you ask those questions to the person making the threat on the phone, or it's just a really shitty attempt at humor.

    • Jeff

      When OSHA has enough time / authority to worry about an official form for recording a bomb threat I think it is safe to assume that they are overstaffed and over-funded.

    • http://www.facebook.com/LynseyLooWho Lynsey Schrader

      If you read the top carefully, it says this is what your suppose to fill out afterwards and give to the supervisor. So apparently they do think the employees are going to blow it up and give there address too, lol.

      • Steamboat Willie

        It says "Notify your decision authority at the telephone number below immediately after receiving a bomb threat. Do as the decision authority advises. Afterwards, complete this form and give to your supervisor."

        If you read it carefully you would understand that it is to be used in the event that you answer a phone at work and the person on the other end tells you that they planted a bomb somewhere.

  • Sammy

    #26 I expect that kind of thing, that's why I just enjoy my food and don't think about it.

  • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

    #23 is how i love to spend my days at work lol. (even though its not my last day) lol

  • Ryan

    #2 sounds like an average August day in Arizona….

    • TxDave

      Texas Too!

      • Flicka

        And Florida. I'll split my humidity with you. Then it's only 30% here!

        • Graeme

          Actually, it was in a place called Murrin Murrin in the Western Australian desert.

  • http://loccus.deviantart.com/ Loccus

    Give her a raise #3

    • The_Dark_Knight

      Seems fair since she gave me one

      • Master_Rahl


  • hMMMM

    #20 – awful. What eating establishment is this?

    • GreyDog

      Trying to read the logo in the lower left-hand corner of the sign, I was going to guess "Taco Tango," until I did a Google search and found this:

      I don't think anyone wants to go there.

      • Alister

        the fact that everything is in quotation marks makes it infinitely worse..

  • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

    #3 yes if you work like that everyday!

    • itwastooobvious

      Of-course she does ,she is a whore.

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

        whores need love too

  • Ubernerd

    #18 – Strong use of adenosine triphosphate.

  • Guesty

    Looks like alot of chivers got the ol' minimum wage jobs… well done everyone!

    • chip

      You are likely one of those people.I however am a very wealthy man self made and chive everyday.Chive on and keep it nice.

  • johngalt

    14 Thank you Barry Obuma!

    • Roberto

      You do know that President Bush ended the program, right? Or are you just trolling?

    • Slappy

      Do your homework before placing blame. Bush directed the retirement of the shuttle program back in 2004.

      • Mrs_Conejo

        I believe Bush retired the STS, after 30 years of service, due to high cost of maintaining the big birds and to replace it with something a bit more safe. The next gen program WAS the Constellation Program, which basically consisted of Ares I & Ares V (boosters) and the new spacecraft Orion. Obama terminated THAT program in October of 2010. So…… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constellation_progra

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          With everyone bitching about the economy neither of them really had a choice. To me it looks like America could go belly up in about 10-12 years if we don't get a handle on our shit.

  • droopaloop

    #21 The money her boss is paying for her to fix his fuck-up he could have spent on new brochures.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Or a help wanted ad for someone who doesn't bitch so much.

      • Flicka

        Shhhh… most of us only HAVE jobs because our bosses are total fuckups and need a staff to handle it!

  • Logan

    #3 all girls should steal clothes from their little sisters

    • correction

      All prostitutes…

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