I hate my job (26 Photos)

#10 people are such unsociable pricks these days…..

#19 Obviously one of us Chivers.

Chive on!

Yep. Work day would be so much better. I'd probably get less done than I do already though.

I'd hire her.

Then she gives you shit if she catches you looking.

i would love working "on" that!!!

Yep she's giving me a "raise" for sure! Def would love to see that everyday

For a hooker, it looks very classy. Business should be booming … or banging I suppose. Are you wearing matching kneepads for working under a desk?

Is this meant to be an example of how a skank climbs the corporate ladder? Say "fuck you" you will, but I'm too much of an asshole to lie.

SHe works the corner at night.

You really like theChives dick huh ,take it out and breath once in a while.

this visual does NOTHING to curb popcorn cravings. Burn some popcorn, THEN you will no longer want to eat it. Stupid burnt popcorn smell!

I had to do that in highschool. Just fillit with water turn it on and let it boil with soap in it. Then wipe. Meanwhile you can have ice wars, or damage out some nachoes and hot dogs to eat while you wait. Its when you burn the popcorn that makes you not want it!

I have worked at a movie theatre for 2 years where we run 2 of these bad boys all the time, and at the end of the night three times a week, yours truly gets to clean both of em lookin like that. its not as hard as that would have you thinking, and in no way does it put me off popcorn =D eating popcorn every day does that =(

you are a monster

yum….eating some erin's white chedder popcorn right now

I worked at a movie theater in the summer of 1979. I popped popcorn for 8 hours a day. The popper was located in an upstairs room that had no windows. The room had an overhead fan for ventilation and an AM/FM radio for entertainment. I was lucky if I saw two people a day.

The oil came in giant tubs that I had to pry open with a screwdriver, except for when someone walked off with the screwdriver and I had to use my house keys. The oil looked like solid wax and had to be melted with an electric heating wand. There was a metal cup to scoop and pour the oil with, until the wand made the oil too hot, then the wand had to be unplugged until the oil started to get solid again.

The popped popcorn was dumped into a giant metal bin. We used a clipboard to move the popcorn over a grate to try and get the unpopped kernals out. The popcorn then was put into giant lawn and leaf garbage bags. I was expected to fill at least 20 bags a day. The only good part of the job was that I was allowed to see the movies for free, including the R-rated ones (I wasn't 17 yet).

She should totally quit! I mean, can you imagine your BOSS asking you to help DO something? I mean, what if you don't want to? Fuck that.

ill trade you. i assume hes paying you too. haha

On the bright side, she has enough time to write on herself and take a picture of it so she must not even be in a rush.

What stripper club are you getting ready to go to?

that's life….. I resigned…. So….. I'm no longer bored…..

Def a bro…

Man Hands dont help

I resigned…. I'm much happier now……

Next time wear socks….Those fred flintstone feet are the WORST of their kind.

Like a Boss.

this is my job everyday

Uhh really? Check question #5… "Did you place the bomb?"

I don't think the person who took the photo understands that you ask those questions to the person making the threat on the phone, or it's just a really shitty attempt at humor.

When OSHA has enough time / authority to worry about an official form for recording a bomb threat I think it is safe to assume that they are overstaffed and over-funded.

If you read the top carefully, it says this is what your suppose to fill out afterwards and give to the supervisor. So apparently they do think the employees are going to blow it up and give there address too, lol.

Texas Too!

Seems fair since she gave me one

Trying to read the logo in the lower left-hand corner of the sign, I was going to guess "Taco Tango," until I did a Google search and found this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ta…

I don't think anyone wants to go there.

Of-course she does ,she is a whore.

You are likely one of those people.I however am a very wealthy man self made and chive everyday.Chive on and keep it nice.

You do know that President Bush ended the program, right? Or are you just trolling?

Do your homework before placing blame. Bush directed the retirement of the shuttle program back in 2004.

Or a help wanted ad for someone who doesn't bitch so much.

All prostitutes…