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August 31, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Funny
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#10 people are such unsociable pricks these days…..
#19 Obviously one of us Chivers.
Going into a BS meeting now… perfect timing! Blah!
#3 I would love working with that!!!
Yep. Work day would be so much better. I'd probably get less done than I do already though.
I hear ya… working in a sausage fest now (only part of my job that I dislike)…. would love the addition of a few taco's
I'd hire her.
Then she gives you shit if she catches you looking.
i would love working "on" that!!!
Yep she's giving me a "raise" for sure! Def would love to see that everyday
For a hooker, it looks very classy. Business should be booming … or banging I suppose. Are you wearing matching kneepads for working under a desk?
You made me think of this…
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/3141962900_b1b8e19ccf.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="I don't come down…">
Is this meant to be an example of how a skank climbs the corporate ladder? Say "fuck you" you will, but I'm too much of an asshole to lie.
SHe works the corner at night.
I fucking love you chive
You really like theChives dick huh ,take it out and breath once in a while.
#26 I will never eat popcorn again….oh wait, yep, I will
this visual does NOTHING to curb popcorn cravings. Burn some popcorn, THEN you will no longer want to eat it. Stupid burnt popcorn smell!
I had to do that in highschool. Just fillit with water turn it on and let it boil with soap in it. Then wipe. Meanwhile you can have ice wars, or damage out some nachoes and hot dogs to eat while you wait. Its when you burn the popcorn that makes you not want it!
James, THANK YOU!! I worked in movie theaters for years and we NEVER let our popcorn machine get that nasty. Not even close. btw, damaging out nachos and pretzel bites so you can eat 'em RULES!!! I remember when we would open up new shipments of boxed candy we used to push the box cutter down just a bit too hard and then….oops, oh dear. Look what I've gone and done, damaged 2 perfectly good boxes of skittles….shame to let them go to waste
I love that fellow theater people post here. I was going to say: we wash our kettle every night, and even before we remodeled, our old kettle was nowhere as near that.
My boss doesn't let me open the skittles boxes anymore, cause he noticed a pattern xD
Ah HA! so thats why they cost 6.- a box…
I have worked at a movie theatre for 2 years where we run 2 of these bad boys all the time, and at the end of the night three times a week, yours truly gets to clean both of em lookin like that. its not as hard as that would have you thinking, and in no way does it put me off popcorn =D eating popcorn every day does that =(
Wow, you are accomplished
you are a monster
yum….eating some erin's white chedder popcorn right now
I worked at a movie theater in the summer of 1979. I popped popcorn for 8 hours a day. The popper was located in an upstairs room that had no windows. The room had an overhead fan for ventilation and an AM/FM radio for entertainment. I was lucky if I saw two people a day.
The oil came in giant tubs that I had to pry open with a screwdriver, except for when someone walked off with the screwdriver and I had to use my house keys. The oil looked like solid wax and had to be melted with an electric heating wand. There was a metal cup to scoop and pour the oil with, until the wand made the oil too hot, then the wand had to be unplugged until the oil started to get solid again.
The popped popcorn was dumped into a giant metal bin. We used a clipboard to move the popcorn over a grate to try and get the unpopped kernals out. The popcorn then was put into giant lawn and leaf garbage bags. I was expected to fill at least 20 bags a day. The only good part of the job was that I was allowed to see the movies for free, including the R-rated ones (I wasn't 17 yet).
Sounds like a drive in that i was at by in 1979…. Thanks for all your hard work… Hope the R-rated movies didnt rot your brain and turn you into a wack job…
By = back.. Sheesh cant spell
#21 Yay! Sounds like fun…
She should totally quit! I mean, can you imagine your BOSS asking you to help DO something? I mean, what if you don't want to? Fuck that.
ill trade you. i assume hes paying you too. haha
On the bright side, she has enough time to write on herself and take a picture of it so she must not even be in a rush.
#3 – Looks perfectly acceptable to me. In fact, I think it'd be even better if you undid another button or two!!
What stripper club are you getting ready to go to?
Now that"s really stereotyping. What makes her a stripper? She could be a prostitute.
#13 – Sorry dude.
that's life….. I resigned…. So….. I'm no longer bored…..
…does that mean you're not alive anymore?
i hope so. it's my only chance of having sex with her.
Def a bro…
Def has sausage fingers…
yep… def has an adams apple
def has balls between her legs.
lol…. well, if I am, no one told me that….
that hurts…. I'm a girl…. Damn, do I look that bad in it??? :S
must be the hair throwing everyone off.
Where did your knuckles go?
Yes. That haircut makes you look like a dude from the 70s…..
Nope, you're gorgeous, just sayin
Man Hands dont help
#13 Dude, get back to work…
I resigned…. I'm much happier now……
You already said that.
if something fits, wear it more than once.
then quit, you cry ass bitches.
#3, shirt could be a little shorter, but otherwise a-ok!
#23 because you are the boss/owner of the company…….let an employee go early today!
Next time wear socks….Those fred flintstone feet are the WORST of their kind.
Same here, i leave for 11 days, my birthday is tomorrow the big 25 i dont give a FUCK
Fuck you, socks with sandals? Who fucking cares what his feet look like.
i do. feet are fucking DISGUSTING! and guys that feel the need to show them, are fags.
Like a Boss.
this is my job everyday
I can eat popcorn after seeing #26, the oil however looks like solidified cheese whiz which is disgusting
#7 is the standard bomb threat check sheet. i think it's even the OSHA suggested one. i fail to see how that suggests your workplace thinks you people are going to blow it up
Uhh really? Check question #5… "Did you place the bomb?"
I don't think the person who took the photo understands that you ask those questions to the person making the threat on the phone, or it's just a really shitty attempt at humor.
When OSHA has enough time / authority to worry about an official form for recording a bomb threat I think it is safe to assume that they are overstaffed and over-funded.
If you read the top carefully, it says this is what your suppose to fill out afterwards and give to the supervisor. So apparently they do think the employees are going to blow it up and give there address too, lol.
It says "Notify your decision authority at the telephone number below immediately after receiving a bomb threat. Do as the decision authority advises. Afterwards, complete this form and give to your supervisor."
If you read it carefully you would understand that it is to be used in the event that you answer a phone at work and the person on the other end tells you that they planted a bomb somewhere.
#26 I expect that kind of thing, that's why I just enjoy my food and don't think about it.
#23 is how i love to spend my days at work lol. (even though its not my last day) lol
#2 sounds like an average August day in Arizona….
And Florida. I'll split my humidity with you. Then it's only 30% here!
Actually, it was in a place called Murrin Murrin in the Western Australian desert.
Give her a raise #3
Seems fair since she gave me one
#20 – awful. What eating establishment is this?
Trying to read the logo in the lower left-hand corner of the sign, I was going to guess "Taco Tango," until I did a Google search and found this:
I don't think anyone wants to go there.
the fact that everything is in quotation marks makes it infinitely worse..
#3 yes if you work like that everyday!
Of-course she does ,she is a whore.
whores need love too
#18 – Strong use of adenosine triphosphate.
Looks like alot of chivers got the ol' minimum wage jobs… well done everyone!
You are likely one of those people.I however am a very wealthy man self made and chive everyday.Chive on and keep it nice.
14 Thank you Barry Obuma!
You do know that President Bush ended the program, right? Or are you just trolling?
Do your homework before placing blame. Bush directed the retirement of the shuttle program back in 2004.
I believe Bush retired the STS, after 30 years of service, due to high cost of maintaining the big birds and to replace it with something a bit more safe. The next gen program WAS the Constellation Program, which basically consisted of Ares I & Ares V (boosters) and the new spacecraft Orion. Obama terminated THAT program in October of 2010. So…… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constellation_progra…
With everyone bitching about the economy neither of them really had a choice. To me it looks like America could go belly up in about 10-12 years if we don't get a handle on our shit.
#21 The money her boss is paying for her to fix his fuck-up he could have spent on new brochures.
Or a help wanted ad for someone who doesn't bitch so much.
Shhhh… most of us only HAVE jobs because our bosses are total fuckups and need a staff to handle it!
#3 all girls should steal clothes from their little sisters
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