Let the low down and dirty fun ensue (28 Photos)

  • Jay

    taking number one so no douche can!

    • Logan


    • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

      the only good "first" comment is one that is actually an on-topic comment.

      • shaka

        how do you have a comment on-topic when you are commenting on a website based on randomness??? just curious.

        • Dead embryonic Cells

          er, comment on a post, maybe?

    • schmiellson

      You have failed douche!

    • Coldzilla

      But but but…… one did ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • mooseknuckle907

      Which in turns makes you king douche for post. Kudos sir

  • brad

    #13 derp

    • JP Souza

      I so would!

      • ChucklesTheClown

        That's one Hot Asss Zombie!!! Sure as hell would!!!

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      id hit it…

    • sarcasm

      probably belongs in the Burning Man post

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.trevino Tristan Trevino

      You never go full retard!!! o.0

    • Charlie

      Sexy Derp

    • Ben


  • Pat

    #15 so there's my Ipod…

    • Hammer_Pants

      You using the whole fist doc?

    • Master Yoda

      #19 Want to taste their turdcutters.

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    I have a feeling #11 is #10 's acid trip.

    • had it cmng

      #11 Dylan and her sister.

      • FionnR

        Thats from the Rubber Bandits ๐Ÿ˜€ …hahahaha, thats fucking mad ๐Ÿ˜€

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Photos taken before they went to burning man

  • billshakes626

    #3 I've seen that face before.

    • NAACP

      How many years did you get?

    • Logan

      is that what your rape victims look like?

      • gutterville

        No thats what his mother looks like

    • Bazinga

      Well… I can imagine her screaming: "OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP". Which would be what he's used to hearing.

  • BaseballRube

    I didn't know there was a Sarah Jessica Parker sex-tape. (See #11)
    Also thank you for #19.

    • schmiellson

      Its actually a Dylan sex tape..

      • HSkd


    • MasterYoda

      #19 I want to taste their turdcutters.

    • shmok

      "I didn't know there was a Sarah Jessica Parker sex-tape" >>> i LOLed a lot (-:

      • Qwwer

        nope, it's a Dylan sex-tape.

    • http://www.facebook.com/spudmoran Conchúir Ó Móráin

      The 2 in picture 11 are backing dancers for an Irish group called the Rubberbandits, they appear in the video of 'Horse Outside'

  • Sharky

    #2 Never fails

    • NAACP

      always fails, actually

    • Tomas

      and that's when you pee on his leg. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      Eyup. I try to follow etiquette and leave at least 2 urinals space. Never seen that many pissers in one pooproom before, but I am sure if there was, someone would come stand right the fuck next to me.

      • elbruces

        If possible, leave 3 urinals between you and the next person, that way if someone comes up they can take the middle one, still leaving a one-urinal gap. The problem with leaving a 2-urinal gap is you force the next person who comes up to stand either directly next to you or directly next to the other guy.

  • steve

    #25 Obtuse

    • First Time Caller

      Better than a Proctologist

    • Warden Samuel Norton

      What? What did you call me?

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      Glorias Gyno.

  • Shawn

    #6, please, let me offer my assistance in helping you clean all of this mud off…..it would be my pleasure

    • Master_Rahl

      dirty girl is dirty and HOT.

    • elbruces

      Helping her clean the mud off is called "pushing her in the water."

  • Shawn

    #19….you can only appreciate where this on is going

    • ssstoopid

      Chicks? Locker room? What could possibly happen? Jenga?

    • Master Yoda

      #19 I want to taste their turdcutters.

      • JROC

        you're turdcutter comment was already used by you today on the same picture.

        • obi wan

          but he's yoda… its allowed

        • The_Dood

          I actually lol'ed at it the first time. Now I want to kill your firstborn.

  • guest

    #13 looks like a LSD DERP


    #3 She is not used to the pain ……yet.

  • MrAliasMan

    #26 Oldman: Yep, it use to look like this. Now, my scrotum does.

    • NebraskaGuy


  • DemonDan

    #19 i don't know what you ladies are doing, but you're doing it right…

    • Master_Rahl

      one thing wrong, I'm not in the middle. otherwise, agreed. doin' it SO right!

  • Ron Burgundy?

    Who wants to bet this guy also has one of those FBI (Female Body Inspector) t-shirts? #27

    • Shawn

      hahahahah good call sir

    • jpp407

      You would win that bet.

    • jimbee


    • so obvious

      He is a loyal Chiver.

  • frankysins

    #19 who

    • takeitandgo


  • Holy Hell

    I envy that Dove.

    • drew

      Anyone else immediately think of Triumph?

    • Innocent_Bystander

      It's a pigeon, but fair enough.

  • Papa Bear

    Dibs… First

  • http://www.facebook.com/rabiskullmaster Dave Angle

    1st! I had to say it, anyhow, gotta love #19

    • ssstoopid

      Nice try Sgt. Angle.

    • Lawndart

      You are actually like eighteen. Try harder next time.

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #4 I wonder if she'll use any Toys?…. had to be said

    • JPV310

      That was beyond uncalled for, and ruined my memories of my childhood.
      The picture I mean, the comment was hilarious and classy unlike the photo

    • James

      DAMN YOU RULE 34!!

    • Buzz

      Insert "Woody" joke here:

    • MonkeyMadness

      Sex Toy Story, starring WOODY and BUZZ. (get it?) ๐Ÿ˜›

      • DeDav

        They're the nicknames of Andy's mom's toys.

  • bill

    # 16 had me rollin

    • bill

      fuckin space #16

  • Benja

    So… someone tell me that you can find #19

    • Benja

      Told.. fuck..

    • thegza

      Your local high school

    • mitch

      I hope so, the best picture of them all

  • Major_Rocker

    #5 Not today, not ever!

    • Chive Fanboy

      I want !!

  • Logan

    Bitch please, you call THAT a pole dance? #22

  • MrAliasMan

    #15 A Magician in training.

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      The only thing he is going to pull out of there is pudding.

      • Master_Rahl

        I thought that's where the change came out

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