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For the past few months, Melissa (Pinky) has been responsible for some of the more creative photos submitted to theCHIVE, not just her own creative sock-meets-tush combos but some of the lol's you get as well. Melissa's appearance as the COTW is a long time coming and very well deserved. Take it away, Pinky:

Hi Chivers! I’m Melissa, your R2 Girl, but I post on the Chive as R2_Pinky (formerly just Pinky). I’m from God’s Waiting Room, otherwise known as Florida. I try to make up for being temporarily stuck here by going to every Star Wars Weekends and Megacon in Orlando each year. I even had the opportunity to go to the opening event of Star Tours at MGM in May. I have a Master’s degree in Accounting (you can't get much nerdier than that!). I love travelling, roller coasters, British comedies, and music. Oh, and I can probably kick your ass at DDR.😉

I sometimes think of myself as one of the guys, which I’m sure they don’t mind me hanging around. I love to be outside, the way to my heart is through food, and I can hold my own in quoting tv shows. But I’m a girly girl too, and love my collection of thigh high socks (I think you all might be catching on to that!) I have also been a dancer since I was about four, so we can give credit to the years of ballet for my booty.

This really is the best and nicest community to be a part of, and I am humbled to be Chivette… so thanks, and Chive on!

  • AmericoPolk

    What a great bunch of pictures very good looking lady

  • Danny

    Super Hot.!!!!!

  • Chivemaster

    I've always had a thing for nerd girls. And I've always had a thing for thigh high socks. Together with that tush, I think I'm in love.

  • sebward

    Only one word….RIDICULOUS!!!

  • Clhansen

    Mmmmmm… Sexiest geek I’ve seen in a long time.

  • jebu

    Stunning, just stunning. Shine on, Chive On, you crazy diamond

  • jb

    Will you marry me?

  • Anonymous

    So freakin hot!!!!!

  • Tommy Leigh

    Yo Melissa pop over the pond and come and watch Only Fools and Horses with me…have a think about it

  • JTL

    that was very gross… i threw up in my mouth a couple times!

    • R2_Pinky

      Sorry you couldn't enjoy… maybe the next Chivette will be more your thing. Now, you should probably go brush your teeth!😡

  • WordsHurtMyHead

    Hey Melissa, since you're still checking this thread, thanks again for a great set of pictures. You are the sexiest chivette to this point, and it totally doesn't even have a thing to do with your love of geek-related subjects.

  • Gqbandit

    Wow!!!!!! sexy no matter the color of your hair. Nice photos.

  • Marty Howse

    You are really one hot nerd, I don't know what DDR is but I'm willing to learn

  • Drummers do it with rhythm

    You should be illegal! Come here so I can cuff you!

    • yumm u are sexy as hell


  • Snorphan

    You are the most amazing woman I have ever seen. I have to meet you.

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  • parker

    Beautiful, absolute smoke show

  • Anonymous

    I think by far you are one of the hottest chivettes on chive. You blow all other compitition out of the water. Wish you would show up to a couple of Texas anime cons, cause God knows they could use your brains and booty there errr imean beauty. Chive on r2

  • G

    Imagine if girls like this existed in real life…

  • Adam Tanner

    really great photos – i think the Chive should have a request station – Melissa and a bottle of Jack – CHIVE ON

  • dirtydougie

    Need an extra camera man?

  • DieLawn19k

    This is still my favorite post on this website. God Damn.

    • R2_Pinky

      Aww thanks so much… what a complement considering all the smoking hot chicks on here! I come back and check the thread from time to time when browsing theChive to avoid working.🙂 I did take the Chivers advice and go back to longer, light hair though… maybe I'll submit a pic.🙂

  • Tbone

    You should definitely submit a new pic, although I have enjoyed the pics you have made onto The Hump recently, #19 on Feb 8th I think it was. And I always comeback to check out the great combo of beauty and Star Wars, both I love. Keep shooting the hot pictures!

  • Buzz

    Thank you for being a star wars geek! Truly did not think Simeon’s soon beautiful would be such a fan! You give us star wars geeks something to hope for! Here is to hoping to bump into you in the shadow of the AT-AT! Keep it true! You still have my heart jumping all over the place!

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    def my favorite chivette

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