Redneck splendor (30 Photos)

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  • Bill57

    #2 cruise to paradise

    • Come on Chive

      #27 #28 the only ones I have not seen on the chive 10 times.

    • sheoncebelieved

      This post was funny the first 399 times I saw it, but on the 400th time I got bored

  • Bill57

    #30 just needs a machine gun

    • racerx2112

      it's actually an all terrain wheel chair…I saw one tricked out on Rides or West Coast customs or some shit for a vet that couldn't walk…

    • Underhill

      #30 is actually an all-terrain wheelchair.

      • Underbaker

        Wonder how fast it can go? Looks like fun.

  • Chubby

    #25 Nooooooooo!

    • http://www.facebook.com/olekay Mathew Kay

      Is it bad that I know EXACTLY at which track and which turn he is sitting?

      • Vlad

        IT's not hard to guess. Being that small. you have a 50% chance of getting it right

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      That the only type of manscaping that's not considered gay in the south.

  • misainzig

    #25
    Dale Earnhardt could beat you to the grocery store and back!

    • Will

      okay?

    • Patrick

      booooooo

  • Bill57

    Honeymoon cottage for justin beiber

    • Bill57

      oops #19

    • woiew

      wow. a justin bieber joke. real original. maybe you should tell a "knock knock" joke too.

  • HillBilly Bone

    I don't care what anyone says. I'll go pick my mail up on that. #13

    • Pinky

      I'd rather pick up my mail on #15 🙂

      • BloodScrubber

        Cow tipping done right. B)

  • the almighty beerman

    #9
    Its all fun and games till someone loses a leg.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Unless you've got a El-Cheapo engine it will shut down instantly when the blade hits something.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Vlad

      Or……let's just say….. loses something else…

  • dash

    #15 WHY??? why is the cow wearing sneakers?

    • JGBallard

      Because it has style obviously. Not one of those crocks wearing cows.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Pfft.. a cow wearing crocs. Now that would be ridiculous!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman

      I said the exact same thing to myself… I mean cowboy boots maybe, but high-tops?!?! That just don't make sense no dagnabit!

    • my5tika1cll

      ^ Haters gonna hate…..

  • The Bandit

    #13 #23 …wouldn't mind having these…looks like a lot of fun!
    #1 deer god!

    • MonkeyMadness

      "deer God!" I see what you did there.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        JAEGERMIESTER!

  • jason

    #14 is the ever so terrible kid rock’s

    • Blurgh

      Kid who?

  • Dashete

    #19 Wish I was white trash just so I could have that swinging sofa in my front garden!

    • SkyVader

      Don't let social stigmas keep you from having your fun, kid.

    • Vlad

      I don't have a problem with all rednecks, I just hate this kind of redneck.

      • ant

        BOOO! Don't lie to yourself. You know that would be the best thing ever

  • DutchChiveFan

    #17 Do rednecks drink wine? Being from Europe I'm not entirely familiar with al the ins and outs of rednecks. There might be a redneck for dummies guide….:D

    • SkyVader

      As long as the bottle has a twist off cap, and costs less than $5.

      • 4everDistracted

        …or a cardboard box w/ a spout. Trust me I'm from Mississippi.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      Rednecks can be anywhere. That's why Jeff Foxworthy created his "You know you're a redneck when…..".

    • F. Gump

      Redneck drinking habits are very similar to their forefathers, the Irish. Lots of beer and whiskey but when the taps run will drink almost anything.

      • First Time Caller

        Hey Hey Hey – no need for Irish bashing or we will take away all the redheads.

        • Jen

          boons farm is a typical redneck "wine"

          • my5tika1cll

            Sure is, and we can spell it as well…. Boone's Farm.

  • gigi's

    #26
    that is no redneck that is so Romania…

    • U.R. Hix

      Romanian redneck. Remember, the true definition of a redneck is someone with a glorious lack of sophistication. The phenomenon can be found in rural enclaves throughout the world.

    • alecutheman

      But there are so many rednecks in Romania.. we have them by categories (taran/cocalar/combinatie)

      • D4nutz

        tru dat!

    • samuray4k

      all romanians are rednecks!

  • giggity

    Rednecks only drink wine if its wine in a box, or boons farm!

    • clarkaw29

      nothing says romance like some Billy Ray Cirus and a box of wine

  • C.C.

    #21 – Most JDM I've ever seen.

    • wyatt

      Eat, sleep, JDM.

    • NotPaula

      That sticker means he is a new driver… in Japan

  • giggity

    #15 that there be one them cowasawki’s

  • Harry

    #15 Looks like a Cow-asaki

    • NebraskaGuy

      Nice!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Good one! I knew there was a good joke in there somewhere 😛

    • Heelboy

      Ha! Excellent play on words!

    • SparksHelene

      @you I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use BidsOut.com

  • Steamboat Willie

    Fake! If she was a real redneck she would also be pregnant and drinking a beer.
    #11

    • Underhill

      And it appears to be near a high school.

  • TN_Girl

    Another Redneck post down without seeing a relative, SUCCESS!!!!

  • Dude

    I think i'm OK with #30

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #8 Redneck photoshop

    • Pwndu

      Of course it's photoshoped. That truck isn't on cinder blocks.

    • Crashfistfite

      Im almost certain thats from Sons of Guns on Discovery with a shopped head. I just saw the ep. last night and thats the gun they rebuilt. Lahti 20mm

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        that show sucks

      • Frank

        That picture has been floating around for at least 10 years. It used to show up in emails about sending rednecks to Iraq and how the situation was "expected to be resolved in 2 weeks." At least thats the first thing I saw it in. So I doubt it has anything to do with the Red Jacket.

        • Frank

          Red Jacket *guys.

      • Dave

        I saw that episode as well and this picture has been on the internet for much much longer. Hell it was on the chive last week – FAIL. But you are correct on the gun.

    • Name

      So… how does one acquire a gun like that?

    • TaG

      not a photo chop , real anti tank gun most likely converter to either single shot or semi auto. It is a Lahti 20mm.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #9
    alright that's just brilliant

    • Ferret

      or shopped?

  • Dantheloser

    #20 Is that for rednecks or for catching rednecks?

    • U.R. HIx

      Maybe you oughta head on down there and find out.

  • bigjohn

    #29 PAULA NOOOOOO!!!!

  • Reality

    #3 meanwhile in 'merica

    • Wally

      I was thinking – Burger King, meet your Queen!

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