• mike

    friend saw a screening. said he surprisingly laughed his ass off the whole time. i do like Swardson's standup

  • guest

    did not want to see that move before this , now im sure i wont see it

    • black27696

      I enjoyed the old standup stuff from him but I feel like he's latched on to this sort of character ever since reno 911, and hasn't looked back. I guess it's working for him but if I see him in any new movies I just assume it's going to be goofy without being funny.

    • chiver

      yes. fuck bucky, the chive and this paid for shit

      • The_Dood

        Yes, fuck bucky. But thanks for giving the chive a bunch of money so they can worry about being awesome INSTEAD OF SELLING SHIRTS.

    • Rusty

      way to sell out Chive

      • LeMac

        Shall I ready the waaaahmbulance?

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        Yeah, way to make money through ads we can choose not to watch so you can afford to bring on the awesome day in and day out…..fuckers

      • person

        Its called making a living. If you were to make your own site and you want to make money then you'd do the same thing. At least The Chive is classy about it.

        • JWOie

          "chive" and "classy" just don't work in a sentence….

  • JGBallard

    HD, finally Chive, well done. Keep up the good work

  • perry

    FLBP actually does stand for 'fart long time on your vagina penis'

    We've been misled

  • Growup

    Am I the only one that dislikes this guy?

    I think he is weird and not funny.

    • Lost In Translation

      IMO he is really 50/50. He's either really funny or really not. There is no middle ground. Some of the recorded stand up I've seen I've laughed my ass off and other would have made me walk out if I was there in person. He was great in Grandma's Boy though.

      • Fasteddy14

        Loved him as Terry the roller-skating man-whore on Reno 911. His sketch show had some funny bits… His gay robot made me laugh…

    • chiver

      no you are not

    • turbodude

      No, you are not alone. I want to punch him in the face for some reason.

      • shuzzam


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      Your not the only one. I am kind of mad Chive is even promoting this garbage.

    • NaNaNaMatmaN

      Ima give the movie a shot in a few years… maybe, but Nick's first couple standup shows are effing hilarious

  • jacob

    Erin Willett has very nice hair

    • ROK247

      i like the part where she moves around and talks

    • disturbed

      Those lips are amazing too.

    • bobby

      yes, she does. for an attention whore

      • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

        And yet… you're the one that comments about me the most. Go figure. But, please, don't let me stop you, I just looveeeee the attention.

        • Bdrizzle

          Dream girl! ❤

        • The_Dood

          Thumbs down? I thought it was pretty funny. I must be drunk…

        • bobby

          i love how you see all my comments. means you must peruse the site for your praise. you also tweet all day every day.. ugh

        • ispkdtruth

          Not an attention whore ,thats still ok. You are a regular whore.

  • Matt

    This almost makes me want to skip seeing Bucky Larson. Guess I'll have to go watch some Reno 911 episodes and his stand up to get my head back in the game.. cuz that was pretty weak.

    • The_Dood

      Or you could take a cue from this and realize that the movie is going to be the same as this ad, only 100 times longer. And probably less funny, if that's possible.

      • mooseknuckle907


  • @bunkerpunkk

    Dancing Midgets Aggressively. Nailed it.

  • Nardee

    This kind of dumbed-down publicity vids make me want to skip this movie altogether. There was zero laughs/wit/charm in this waste of a post.

    Only impression that stayed was "Hmmm, Erin's boobs look smaller than what her twitter pic implies."

    • anal_leakage

      agreed but still wouldn't kick her out of bed

      • Nardee

        Notice I never said that either. She's pretty damn hot.

    • devon

      when i got to the part making fun of Erin's boobs, your argument got a little shaky

      • Lotus

        He's absolutely right though, hot girl with smallish boobs was about the only thing I took away from this video.

  • James

    And not a single fuck was given…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Damn straight guy who has the same name as me.
      I'll go spend my ten bucks on a few gallons of gas rather than watching this shit.

  • lindsay

    I'm giving it a chance. I like Swardson more than I should

  • rabblerabble

    refuse to watch this movie now because of this shamelss plug….going down hill chive….you turned hollywood on us

    • orly

      do you also stop watching your favorite show when they interrupt for commercials every 8 minutes.

      sorry, just a little perspective here. thumb me down!

    • forrester

      chive charges nothing for us to use the site and all i have to to is put up with a couple sponsored posts every week (that I don't even have to click on), I'm game.

      • Rusty

        Thats where it starts, next we will sit thour 10 min of commercails then 20 and so on….CHIVE YOU SOLD OUT BASTARDS!!

    • a capitalist

      and in about an hour, the chive will launch 'smiling chivettes' and everybody will realize that there really isn't another site like this out there and we'll love them until the DAR has 2 repeat photo and shit will hit the fan.

      chive's makin' a buck, good on 'em. it's America.

    • feline

      we're boycotting the chive now because we opted to watch something labeled 'advertising'?

      it takes less than a second to scroll past it.

      • Tim

        No, some angry loser just wants to bitch about something because his life is a pathetic sham.

  • Gay Robot

    It doesn't look very funny, but Nick Swardson is funny so I'll watch it to support him so his career doesn't die.

  • tom

    the Grandma's boy trailer was much worse and I love that movie, just sayin

    • Master_Rahl

      right on, a hidden gem. utterly quotable, too

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=63207076 Tom Wilhelm

      Probably my favorite comedy! 😀

  • Gap

    What, no mind the gap? not cool.

  • wiley

    i saw a screening yesterday. I thought it would blow (no pun intended). it was hilarious.

    • ROK247


      • wiley

        Pacific 12 Theaters, Culver City. Took my girlfriend, who hated it. Not a plant.

  • RollingDeathStar

    Chive… please oh please… do not turn "Hollywood" on us. Forget this crap, stick to what we love.

  • JD Marsh

    based on his stand-up and epic performance in "Grandma's boy" it's mandatory for me to watch this…when it comes out on dvd… and if a hollywood critic dislikes something, chances are it's good

    "Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like… legendary. "

    • akb

      agree…prolly will suck but grandma's boy was suppossed to suck too and that movie rocked

    • Master_Rahl

      "Oh, oh my god! I'm sorry! I can't stop coming, I'm sorry! It feels so good! " That scene was a RIOT!

  • paul

    Erin Willett seems like a nice girl at least

    • davis

      I'll be the 'I met her at the meetup guy'

      but I did and she was hysterical. a beer drinking girl which does it for me. also, very sweet.

  • koyf

    I LOVE YOU, ERIN… just saying

  • NebraskaGuy

    Ok, this was funny!! Daaamn Erin is HOT!

  • lazy eye

    i did laugh a couple times. Erin would not be kicked out of bed for eating pop tarts

  • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

    Erin's hair is the hair to pwn them all. True story.

    And I love Nick's interpretation of the "FLBP" acronym – very cute.

    • Dax

      Glad you're feeling better, and welcome back.

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett


      • Nando

        I ❤ u

  • Jennifer

    regardless of what you think of the film, i think it's great that our chivettes are getting just a little love 🙂

  • Jay

    Can't wait for this movie to fail miserably so we can get on with the Chivin and the Vagina Penis…

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