Business cards that would make Patrick Bateman jealous (32 Photos)

  • misschris

    #23 and #24 Clever. The divorce lawyer gave me a laugh

    • LuvH8fulChix

      #24 Except once you tear it in half, you can't tell who the fuck you're calling. Would be cool if both halves had the info.

      • Dromichaete

        it's two sided, although you cannot tell from the pic.

        • Affe

          Much like the lawyer it represents?

          • its_forge

            Isn't that kind of the point of being a lawyer?

  • Doug

    #12 Pedobear?

    • Dug

      Well damn, I thought the exact same thing! I was going to post it, but I see you beat me to it, and you're at a -3 on the score.
      You're at -2 now (at the time of this writing) because I thumbed you up, and I have no explanation for having done that.


  • zman

    Sexy chivettes, bring them to me!!!

  • Jason Ciotti

    #24….that's ingenuity there

  • DrGarnicus

    It's amazing that with all this technology, old tech still finds a way–like nature!

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Great, now I've got John Denver songs stuck in my head.

  • reggie

    #12 since when did pedobear trade in the creepy van for a card and try and turn legit?

  • Brian King

    I need #12 for me

  • Holy Hell

    Damn, no wonder Mac always looks so uninterested.
    With posts like this, I now understand.

  • gaplooker

    ermmm mind the gap??????

    • James

      Need to chill out. this isn't a porn site. Good post I liked this one.

  • lol

    #24 lol

    • cubanitagirl

      made me lol too haha

  • Tito

    Maybe you should watch 'American Psycho' again. He wasn't obsessed with business cards with this mush shit, it was the clean, neat cards he desired. Patrick Bateman wouldn't allow his yuppie-self to own these.

    • 6655321

      Thank you. I was hoping someone would be well read enough to point that out.

    • gocubsgo!

      Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

  • keoni_slice

    yeah but can they kill a hooker with a chainsaw?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      you could improvise with #25. Which would also be ideal for snorting that mid afternoon coke.

      • LuvH8fulChix

        Finally. I don't have to use the same platt for snorting my mid-morning AND my mid afternoon coke.

  • adsf

    How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

  • @Poopy_McPoop

    I just sharted.

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #20 can I have about forty of those business cards? It's lunchtime

    • Dr_StrangePants

      is that really a beef-jerky business card?

      • LuvH8fulChix

        They make them look like beef jerky. Its actually dried surgical waste.

        • greasdupdeafguy

          so it's made out of slim jims?

          • Master_Rahl

            I'd still eat the damn thing

        • NebraskaGuy

          Lol WIN!

  • NickE2

    Those are nice… but let's take a look at Paul Allen's card.

    • Demon_Cleaner

      "Look At That Subtle Off White Coloring..The Tasteful Thickness Of It..Oh My God!..It Even Has A Watermark"

    • gocubsgo!

      Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

  • nicky b

    I have to return some videotapes…

  • Dan

    While cool, most of these would not fit in a wallet, so I'd throw them out.

  • Dr_StrangePants

    Appreciable Creativity
    …as long as they don't turn into THIS GUY

    • Cecil

      My card has had sex with me.
      My card makes the same amount of money as I do.
      My card is Bob Dole! Bob Dole.


      worst card ever.

  • bob

    a hump day business card would be sweet

  • Jordan

    #24 genius.

  • Still Me

    #14, #16 are great, but Woz takes the cake with #27

  • RJG

    Still trying to figure out the back of #14 (#15)?

    • Underbaker

      The front side is the search list for the word search puzzle on the back. (maybe not as obvious as I though?)

    • ebits21

      No… it's pretty obvious.

  • The_Dood

    #11 is awesome, however as graphic designers, #14 #15 #16 , your ideas have no imagination and you should all be fired.

    • fibonacci5150

      I second that

  • Coldzilla

    #27 Pretty cool but theyd still probably end up in that pile in my top right hand drawer….

    • Guse

      If I got a business card from Wozniak, it would end up on my cubicle wall at the very least. I'm not an Apple fan, but he's the freakin' Woz!

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