Business cards that would make Patrick Bateman jealous (32 Photos)

#24 Except once you tear it in half, you can't tell who the fuck you're calling. Would be cool if both halves had the info.

Well damn, I thought the exact same thing! I was going to post it, but I see you beat me to it, and you're at a -3 on the score.
You're at -2 now (at the time of this writing) because I thumbed you up, and I have no explanation for having done that.

Great, now I've got John Denver songs stuck in my head.

Need to chill out. this isn't a porn site. Good post I liked this one.

made me lol too haha

Thank you. I was hoping someone would be well read enough to point that out.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

you could improvise with #25. Which would also be ideal for snorting that mid afternoon coke.

is that really a beef-jerky business card?

"Look At That Subtle Off White Coloring..The Tasteful Thickness Of It..Oh My God!..It Even Has A Watermark"

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

My card has had sex with me.
My card makes the same amount of money as I do.
My card is Bob Dole! Bob Dole.

worst card ever.

The front side is the search list for the word search puzzle on the back. (maybe not as obvious as I though?)

No… it's pretty obvious.

I second that

If I got a business card from Wozniak, it would end up on my cubicle wall at the very least. I'm not an Apple fan, but he's the freakin' Woz!