Virgins need love too (26 photos)

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  • Leon

    wow

    • Jack

      I am a 35 years old CEO, rich and strong.but still single … now I am
      seeking a good woman who can give me real love , so i got a username Hotlove2011 on–Wealthybar.C óM— .it is the first and best club for
      wealthy people and their admirers. e…you don’t have to be rich ,but you can meet one there ,maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends !
      ~~~~~~~~

    • The Chivery

      I know. The Chive finally featured an all Chivers post.

      Chive on!

  • dagleja3

    #7 Who's the virgin? The cosplay girl or the dweeb behind her?

    • Dan

      The dweeb. She's queen nerd. She probably gets laid a lot.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      She's fucking enormous!

      • its time

        still would though

        • Master_Rahl

          fulfills that clown fantasy quite nicely

      • yep

        nah shes wearing huge boots and its also an opticlal illusion as the nerd behind her is soo small and weak looking he makes her look big when actually she is actual size! these girls get paid shit loads to do this 😀 as they know the geeks will be like fuck yeah!!

    • Chris

      That's no girl!

      • Anon2d3

        Its a trap!

      • Obi-Wan

        It's a space station.

    • poseidon

      This is actually a promotion for a game coming out in 2012 called "Gotham city imposter's" it looks really cool and you can sign up to be one of the testers online.

      • Jen

        ^^virgin^^

        • kire

          ^^Whore^^

    • patov40

      Cosplay girl = troll "Average Chiver", dweeb behind = "itwassoobvious". Have a nice day! 🙂

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1672479500 Patrick Adamczuk

      I have seen her on GamesCom in Cologne,Germany!
      Actually pretty hot in real life!

    • testington

      I've worked with this girl on a few sets as an extra, she is annoying as fuck

  • Nardee

    #24 Because bitches love rubik's cubes

  • Bill57

    #2 FAIL

    • Master_Rahl

      even the tattoo chick is not impressed

    • morebeer

      This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time

    • Grifo

      May be a fail,but I laughed out loud.

    • Phoenix

      I gave that bitch some nipples. Bitches love nipples.

    • Smurf_taint

      This shit makes me hard

  • AssClown

    #21 Prolly still a virgin because he always end up sticking his hands up girls asses…

    • Jen

      bitches love that.

  • Pixel Counter

    #15 nothing like the feeling of boobs.. like two nice bags of sand..

    • Ryecrash

      Sand? Ummmn, I don't think those were boobs.

      • Pixel Counter

        they weren't?!? thanks Cpt. Obvious

      • derp

        Nothing gets past you Ryecrash…

    • LukeSkywalker

      What's that from?

      • Da_Boz

        40 Year Old Virgin, watch it and enjoy… know how i know you're gay?

        • shit stained balls

          Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
          Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
          Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
          Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
          Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
          Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
          Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
          Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
          Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
          Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.

  • Major_Rocker

    I'm not ashamed to say I find this gallery quite epic…lol

  • shaka

    Barack Obama sucks big hairy dicks!!!!

    • oughtnot

      Did you just say you sucked Barack Obama's big hairy dick?

      • Michelle Obama

        Barack shaves his balls.

        It makes the teabagging less itchy.

        • Maxi

          shaka is a Nazi

          • Texasks

            Obama is a spook

    • guard

      Well said sir, well said.

  • AssClown

    #23 Nothing worse than a nerd that's stupid…

    • Guest

      Is that Frazier…?

    • He was on last week

      You shut your stupid fat mouth. That guy is awesome.

    • Guest

      Yeah there is…a fat chick with no tits.

  • Brian King

    #1 What can I say? I love cocks!!!

    • ass checker

      they're hens moron

      • Master_Rahl

        I always thought hen parties were different… so does that make HIM the bachelorette?

      • arTee

        if those were roosters it would be so gay

    • Bk Bk B-COCK

      HEN PIMPIN!

    • Kathy49601

      Well, I guess he kinda isn't lying to girls online that he has "chicks crawling all over him" …KINDA not lying.

  • Major_Rocker

    #15 still has me laughing. I'd love to watch the episode of whatever show that was on.

    • Uhhhh27

      I just found out.. it was a reality show on VH1 called 'The Pickup Artist'. He lost.

      • Major_Rocker

        Thanks for letting us know. Mystified as to how he could have lost though. It's a shame really. You'd think being on a reality TV show at a night club with drunk chicks would seal the deal on touching a bewb.

  • Hamburger Buns

    #13 IDK, that seems pretty legit.

    • Dan

      That's what many guys are really thinking while they make up their fancy personal ads.

    • Markus

      I love how he nonchalantly throws in "and you have large breasts" at the bottom…

      • Paul_

        I LIKE TACKO'S!

        • The Pict

          Wish they had showed his phone number here. My sister could use a nice guy to date and this one seems like a real catch.

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #13 Tackos? I'm picturing a tortilla wrap with a few dozen push pins inside it. Not very tasty.
    #22 The Golden Pogo-er was not the answer to the silver surfer like DC expected.

    • Kathy49601

      "Luke…yer doin it wrong" Actually, I like latex too, but I wouldn't date him!

  • NebraskaGuy

    #13 … speechless!
    Tacko's – really??

  • dfoggers

    I'm always terrified that I will end up here….

  • YEM

    #4

    This is on Wake Forest's campus. I never saw anyone sit there.

    • FLHomesteader

      Are you sure no one periodically sat there?

      (*&#% that was horrible…..

      • YEM

        The weather wasn't always great, so it really depended on the elements.

        • fibonacci5150

          that bench……is unobtainium of anyones ass. I'm a rock star

          • FLHomesteader

            No, but I am lead to believe you're no Einsteinium…

            FOREVER ALONE

    • Event Horizon

      Not only would I sit there, I want it.

      • Tiffanie

        Same here.

    • BPA

      People don't like sitting on radioactive materials.

  • qwerty

    I laughed at #6 more than i should have.

    • Master_Rahl

      guy in the pic is such a horse's ass… err, head? so confused.

  • Bill57

    this isn't what they had in mind when they coined the phrase "he's a golden boy"

  • Bless1

    Its Keanue's birthday. When are we going to start clowning him?!

  • ass checker

    #17 that's the only pussy he will ever get

    • Kathy49601

      Girls, line up on the left, cause that sure aint right!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1617688376 Rose Smedile

      There's more than one pussy in this pic.

  • Dan

    #2 I really hope that's just photoshop and not a permanent tattoo.

  • Lost In Translation

    #13 Mmm tacko's are the best.

  • itwassoobvious

    ALL regular loyal Chivers.

  • Average Chiver

    #15 Neither have i ,i can feel his pain.

    • Texasks

      Wow 20 thumbs up? Sorry bros, keep up hope. if all else fails there are always strip clubs and prostitutes

      • BOOBS

        ITS BECAUSE YOU PERFER COCK FAGOTS!

  • wkdfrog

    #2 MAN MADE MOOBS!!!

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