Cat Saturday (35 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh so Cat Saturday is early! Well then:

    ❤ Paula's ❤ Recipe ❤ for ❤ Cats ❤
    —————————————-
    – Sharpen a stick;
    – Drive stick trough cat;
    – roast over open fire. Fire will take care of cat hair;
    – Dinner will be done about 15 minutes after cat stops screaming.
    – Enjoy your dinner!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • JROC

      i know it's early but i know that is the best idea all day.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee

      i don't get you paula. u just try to make us hate u? r u a troll?

    • Brian King

      Paula – I have never felt closer to you than I do right now. Cat Saturday is not Chive-Worthy.

    • abcdefg

      Agreed. Dogs are so much better.

      • Epicur

        … than cats? sure, even without garlic … still, dogs are better with garlic and white wine sauce. Cats are sooo not worth the effort …

    • Sammy

      Whats wrong with you…. you dont season your cats first?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No, give it to us raw, and wriggling!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Joel

          Paula, Please get help. You are Very Sick & NEED HELP!!!!! CHIVE please edit TRASH like this. As an abused animal rescue person I am sickened by this type of person & disappointed to see it get posted on a fun site.JB

    • guest

      eat cat shit paula

  • Kittykilla

    cats are cunts

  • KPen14

    Cat Saturday!
    Oh, and first.

    • http://goo.com Goo

      Shouldn't this be called… Caturday?

      • Jeff Jarrett

        Way too obvious.

  • Jared

    #26- "How's that?"

    • cattyman

      Cats do that with blankets too, they need it.

    • patov40

      "That's it. Just feel the tension leaving your body." B)

      • _bigdeal

        remember to drink plenty of water

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Five Point Exploding Heart Technique FTW!!!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Jack

      How does that feel baby? "mmmm…lower." (Austin Powers voice) How does that feel baby?

  • JROC

    why just not post on saturday. this just gets worse each stupid cat post.

    • Ginny

      How about not looking at the post? How boring must your life be, for you to be looking at pictures you clearly dislike? That's just pathetic.

      • JROC

        Trololololol -52 bitches, high score for thumbs down

        • Claude M.

          you do know that for every thumbs down, a hundred women (or men, depending) will tell you, loudly, in front of anyone

          "Not in a millions years, you pathetic loser! Now get your hand off my thigh or I'll rip it off and beat you into a coma with it!"

          And then your gramma will laugh, as usual.

          • JROC

            Whatcha know bout trollin'? Trolls never say dieScott Wollin

            • abcdefg

              The rebuttals to JROC are absolutely pathetic.

              • Lily

                I would bet all my money that you are actually "JROC", pathetically trying to defend himself. Also Trolls are not supposed to tell people they are Trolls, it completely defies the purpose of the trolling!

                • TrollCrusher

                  He is a fake troll.. a wagger of the troll world.

                  • TrollFeeder

                    My post is ruined, thank you macbook for auto correct. I meant to say "Wigger of the troll world" but my point in now mute.

                    • ruffestneckaround

                      Moot

    • Mac the Intern

      Paula, will you please get in here and show this douche how to troll properly.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If you stop deleting my brilliant comments, Grrr!!!
        Anyway I told you guys I would be away today! Also he's scoring -96 so far, more than I can do these days since those asshats keep upvoting me regardless.

        BTW Mac your mom is unsatisfiable.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – she cost me close to $200 in ice cream today

    • SparksHelene

      @you I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use BidsOut.com

  • asdf

    #19
    fucking badass cat

    • Jean Ralphio

      Prince of Persia-n cats

      • Dunderfart

        You mean, Prince of Puurrsia.

    • Justin

      Lance Armicat approves!

    • lolz

      parkor free running cat

    • Russell

      Brilliant feline! That's how cat burglars operate! I thought they usually slept during the day!

  • Lia

    #5. You may nit own a cat, but a cat sure owns *you* 🙂 🙂

    • august west

      pretty good looking cat so might be a non issue but ever consider buying screens?

      • Sassy_

        y? he's got adorable cats jumping through his windows! my cat bites me when i pet her..

    • somebloke

      There is no greater honour than to be chosen by a kitty! Lucky you!

      • tippithepineapple

        I'm starting to leave my window open on purpose. also *she's got adorable cats jumping through *her windows 🙂

        • ANR

          My cat is my alarm clock as well. There is no snooze button with a cat, so it works pretty well.

    • mrme

      hopefully you don't get fleas coming in your window waking you up too

  • moooo566

    #11 I'm so doing this for pigeons.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You own a lot of pigeons do you?
      I think you're missing the point of this image.

      • poppy

        I thought it was like for every kill… Like they did on the side of aircraft in WW2 and such… Im pretty sure thats what it is for as a joke of course.

        • Guest

          *facepalm*

          It's like when people put a woman, a man, and two kids on the back window to show the members of their family…. her family is cats.

          • MonkeyMadness

            She's the crazy cat lady!

            • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

              i was just gona say that haha.

  • whirrrrr

    #17

    Really? I thought the cats name would be Jabba the Hut.

    HO HO HO HO. NE KA KUU PA SOO LOO.

    • NebraskaGuy

      Damn you, I read that in Jabba the Hutt's voice!

  • Dark Passenger

    I'm up on a friday night… looking at cats. at least theres cuties in #7 and #10

  • abcdefg

    Caturday, not cat saturday.

    • Mac the Intern

      #35

      • abcdefg

        Well if a picture of Elton John with a text bubble says it's Cat Saturday, guess I can't argue with that.

  • FionnR

    No. 33 ….I don't always shit in a box, but when I do

  • idunno

    #33 I Don't always…

    • DrROBOTO

      …..shit in a box, but when i do….

      • Attikt

        …you still have to clean it.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #9 should have taken place on the edge of a rooftop!
    Anyway I won't be around for the rest of the day so you guys fuck each other up for meow, OK?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

      your boring paula

      • Coldzilla

        And you cant spell Micheal

        😉

        • Mhmm

          The word "and" shouldn't be the start of a sentence.
          There's an apostrophe in the word can't.
          There should be a comma after can't.

          You can't spell, Micheal.

          😀

          • Coldzilla

            Touché but I was commenting on spelling, not grammar or punctuation Einstein

            And find me one other person on the the internet that uses apostrophes LMFAO 😉

          • Coldzilla

            AND just for the record……

            "In the past, English teachers used to preach that one should never start a sentence with conjunctions like and or but. Does this rule still apply today?

            Not entirely. It is already acceptable to start sentences with such conjunctions. Some authorities, in fact, even defend that for some cases conjunctions will do a better job than more formal constructions. Here is a quotation from Ernest Gowers addressing the usage of and on the beginning of sentences:"
            http://www.dailywritingtips.com/can-you-start-sen

            😉

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        And you're an asshat. A big one. Let's see…: "your boring paula"
        1. no start capital;
        2. 'your' instead of 'you're';
        3. Paula without a capital P;
        4. no ending period.
        FOUR errors in a 3 word sentence. FOUR!!! And english is YOUR first language, but only my second.
        Face it; I own your ass.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • All_The_Rage

        I can feel the sting from Paula's comment. Crash and burn man…crash and burn!

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      I have recently come up with a theory that Nick Swardson is secretly Paula. Does anybody agree?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Pfff…. so first I'm Jihn, Leo, Patty, Bob, Lauren, Emily and/or Mac, now I'm… who!??

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Anyway I image searched to see who that is and came up with this: http://www.pathe.nl/gfx_content/allocine/medias/n
        Right! Rather let me be David Thorne then thank you very much! The David Thorne that doesn't steal that is.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • savehim

    #7 Interspecies sex is frowned upon.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Rob.Barreiro Roberto Barreiro

      it´s My cat he found Dylan interesting 🙂

  • ufailinlife

    #14 That is beyond pathetic and sad.

    • anon

      uhh owning a cat? lol

      • duh

        Being a chive suck up.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Lighting the tail of small cats is fun. Older cats know what's happening and start to run instantly.
      Those cute newborn cats however… light their tail and they start to look stupid as in: "Huh? What's that? Is that mine? It hurts!". Also they run in circles because they want to keep watching, but only spread the fire faster that way. Hilarious fireworks display right in front of you!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • patov40 89p

    #7 I would love to see a cat bang a horse.

    • anon

      trolls out in force today… not even doing well….

    • patov40

      Eh, animal husbandry's never really been a thing of mine. But thanks for highlighting Dylan. Have a nice day fat boy! 🙂

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #14 that's just snack size.
    Oh and hand over your man card!

    Damn, on the other hand… a guy posting a photo of himself while adoring a cat is kind of brave… possibly more brave than any of those SC girls in my book…
    But still sissy, so: MAN CARD!! NOW!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Bill57

      paula = still irrelevant, no one cares

    • amrith777

      Disagree–I think it's awesome and adorable–but you can keep your Troll Card :p

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hi dear, your new avatar is cute & all… but still I can't tell if you're a guy or a girl.
        Could you use a photo of you in bikini? Should look great & clarifying regardless of your gender.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • The Wut

      Right, cause now the animal you own is a reflection of one's manhood. Lets all go out and get gorillas, tigers and bears. Horrah..!

      So much for maturity.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Only lesbians and old spinsters have cats. All other humans are just faking it, having identity issues, attention whoring, etc..

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Brian King

      Paula – 2nd it!

  • Rose3191

    I hear #33 going 'Sup' in my head

  • anon

    I guess trolls dont like cats…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #20 why?? because fcuk you thats why!!

    • BloodScrubber

      "shitters broke"

  • Busternut

    #19 Parkour kitty

  • MonkeyMadness

    #21 Not even remotely funny.

  • Toby

    #2 Almost broke into a cold sweat when I saw this. All I could think is "no maan, the cat's rolling around in my fine weed" and then the penny (and the catnip) dropped. A bit like a kitty version of the classic "Scarface" scene without the "leetle friend" gun.

    • Barrel in a Barrel

      i would shave that cat.. but then again i like to get every little bit.

  • mali_sapun

    #16 spidercats?

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