Soooo…. you got wasted (27 Photos)

  • Floris

    First bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • gorthaug

      you are first douche!!!

    • Mister H.


    • Guest

      awesome good for you

  • iAm

    waking up in weekdays sucks, waking up in weekends can't be described. Keep Calm.

  • Diego Colafabio

    #4 looks a nice game, can i play with you? 😀

  • Texter

    #20 Wish I had this option!

    • wasted

      it would save so much embarrassment

    • Name

      Too bad there's only a OK button, and no cancel.

  • Paula_

    Hell yes I got wasted! That's why I'm not FIRST!

    #6 most closely resembles what I can remember of yesterday night…

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • Marklar

      Was anyone else thinking, "Move your goddamn hand!!"?

      Couldn't have just been me

    • Petey Pablo

      but in reality it was more like #21 Paula…always alone-

      • Paula_

        I prefer my own memory of the event as described above.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • Pwithc

          Paula, what is your opinion on turtles?

    • moeshere Foxdale

      Paula hon yours just a hoot really something

  • kshell25

    #25 3 ladies in a hot tub and this guy is dressed like a retard and wearing a helmet… Drunk or hipster?
    #18 Dear diary… Jackpot!

    • Antonis Deligiannis

      even worse.. drunk hipster…!

    • R2G Fan

      The one in white appears to be taking a more interesting picture.

    • Master_Rahl

      #18 not drunk enough yet, they're still sober enough to have modesty. Give 'em another drink.

  • Major_Rocker

    I must be getting old. What is the purpose of taping beers together?

    • Antonis Deligiannis

      Here's the answer..

      Apparently each beer is a "level" like in an RPG…
      WoW and Lineage ruined drinking…

      • Major_Rocker

        Thanks guy. Sounds lame to me. I don't think I've had canned beer in over 5 years.

        • truth

          yes its for idiots and outcasts-

          • Brother M.

            like everything else posted on The Chive.

            • Bill57

              well you must be one cause you come to see them, if the shoe fits wear it

              • WOI

                You're an idiot.

                • kindlin

                  Hey you actually spelt "you're" right! I'm impressed.

                  • The Chivery

                    Of course you're impressed. We're Chivers. Low standards are what we're all about.

                    Chive on!

                  • Spelled


        • Capt Obvious

          Try Dale's Pale Ale. There are some very good canned beers floating about, but Dales should be the most widely available. It's great….if you like pale ales.

      • davoinc

        nah wizards is awesome, we race to reach our height in beer, your mates who claim they can drink get shown to be full of it and cleaning up the next day is much easier (if you are near the water make a beer can raft)

  • Screwhead317

    #20 If that I had for my Iphone maybe my ex wouldnt hate me so much and talk to me. o well I have theCHIVE in my life now.


    #20 How do you say 'Not OK'? 😀

    • Eric D

      I was thinking the same thing. I guess you just press the home button or whatever. But it should be made easy for a drunk person to reason through.

      Also I am wondering, is this a real app? And if so how does it work?

  • Diego Colafabio

    #26 this girl seems already quite drunk

    • Bob Weodda

      Maybe, or somebody asked her how many beers where on that table.

  • davey


    • Dan

      highly idiotic. not drunk

    • Ryan

      That's gonna leave a mark!

    • Musabi

      Actually fell into a fire (with hot coals instead of nice flames like this one). 2 years later and the burns still haven't healed!

  • Falthor

    #19 Start of a new meme? Party Lobster?

    • Diego Colafabio

      new way to open beers!

    • BloodScrubber

      That bartender is a little ….wait for it….."shelfish" .

    • Master_Rahl

      hell yeah, screw can openers, I'm bringing the Party Lobster, he's the new Spuds Mckenzie.

  • Brian King

    #20 This would have been a life saver years ago!!!!

  • jeralin

    #7 It'sh dangerousssh to go alone! Take thish!

  • tomasher

    #18 Find them!

  • Mr_Peeks

    #26 Challenge Accepted

  • AssClown

    #7 She's drunk all right, she already pissed her pants…

  • CasperSack

    #18 Gigity

  • MrRushing

    #26 – "Its gonna be a long night."

  • SockMoney17

    #6 #14 #18. It won't be long now….

  • Bill57

    #26 WAIT…… which one's mine?

    • Brrrr

      only half…hahaha

  • Bordin Tienyam

    #18 Check please!

  • The Bandit

    #4 #14 #27 …nothing wrong here…my kind of party…

  • John Bishop

    What kind of f^%king muppet are you!!!! Dipshit!!!!

    • Paula_

      OMFG… dear (…) admin, did you even read what I wrote before deleting it…?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Bill57

        I didn't get to read it, however I know it was stupid anyway

  • Mark

    #6 Minnie Mouse girl! FIND HER!
    #18 Girl on the right, in black dress. FIND HER

    • Mark

      girl on the left***

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