Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • martian


    Is that really Alyssa Fucking Milano??!

    • Greens

      I'm going to go ahead and say no
      Ignorance is bliss

    • Dan

      She just had a baby like 3 days ago, so it might be. I bet you see her in 6 months, she'll look better than your girlfriend.

      • ChairmanMeowz

        HAH! I don't have a girlfriend. So the jokes on you! Oh wait….forever alone

    • claj

      Idiot! SHE'S PREGNANT! Give the girl a break.

      • Cat

        IDIOT! SHE WAS PREGNANT!!! She gave birth last week! and YES this is her a few hours before giving birth!!!

    • shuzzam

      More like the beast that ate her.

    • Nick

      I can't tell who it is because there's a rather chunkie missus obstructing my view.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002617227066 Tracy Allen

      I would still knock a mudhole in that…

      • pooper

        thank you for being first and not writing some stupid first comment

    • Horseface

      The other day, someone responding to me (and others) saying that Dylan has a horseface, told us that theChive is "a positive community" that doesn't post comments like this. I told him to add 35 lbs to Dylan and see what kind of comments the "positive community" comes up with.

      Here we have the "positive community" proving me right. "OH MY GOD, A PREGNANT WOMAN IS FAT!!!!!!!!"

      • Lisa

        Yeah, but pregnant women shouldn't look fat… shouldn't' guys hornyness be way more important than the health of her child?

    • #38

      come on now, it specifically says thats bruce cambell

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Alyssa got knocked up? NOOOOOOooooooooo!!!

      • Makes No Excuses

        That is a kanklesaurus rex… thats what what is

    • Machinist

      No, that's Alyssa Milano post-fucking…

    • Rich

      I'd still hit it.

  • orly

    #5, #15

    I can't say I blame 'em

    • Ziplab

      there is no resisting….nom nom nom

    • The Guy

      #5 He'd hit it, with a mallet.

    • Not Gonna Happen

      Scarlet JoGasim

    • shuzzam

      Scarlett Johansson as a redhead?!? Brain explodes.

    • Master_Rahl

      even superheroes have weaknesses… funny, I happen to have the same weaknesses.

    • Selmy


      Jeremy Renner is gay. Like literally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that…

      • its_forge

        I been tellin' y'all, gay men still appreciate the killer cleavage.

        • Jen

          im pretty sure everyone appreciates nice cleavage.

          • Malkintosh22

            I think it's a law. Not sure.

      • lonin

        Looks like he's having second thoughts about it.

    • stephanie

      I wasgoing to make a comment about Thor's hammer….but nah….

      • gocubsgo!

        Jeremy Renner would def. hit Scarlett Jo with Thor's hammer – then motorboat those funbags! That old sea captain, I bet they are built for comfort!

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Perving on Scarlett…hells yeah

    • PTesla

      Loki: I miss Ass-gard

      Thor: I don't get it.

    • john

      If ANYONE ever met her this would be ONE of the many things that comes to mind and the ONLY thing we would be able to do…..unlesss……………….mjjjjjj

  • JROC

    ass for days #18

    • Boomer

      Is that even real???

      • Lev

        No, it's shopped. Look at the legs beside her, they are warped to give it more curve. Come on, people…

        • tagbadger

          Nah, that's just light bending around such a massive object! (thumbs from the science crowd anyone?)

    • JuanCamdingo

      suddenly hungry for eggplant

    • vegasruel

      Put a week on it!

    • SeaBassEX

      Stopcar . . . yes, I do believe that ass would stop a car.

    • its_forge

      Stop car, stare at butt, forget what month it is

    • I'm_a_Doctor

      Looks like she has a case of hungry butt

  • jace


    mannnn… dolphins get all the girls.

    • rockstar323

      Dolphin rape cave….

      That's all I'm saying.

    • Tomas

      Is it possible to be jealous of an aquatic mammal??? :$

      • houtini

        Is it possible not to be jealous of an aquatic mammal?

    • caleb

      In the dolphin's defense, I don't think it meant it on porpoise.

    • drew

      So long, and thanks for all the fish.

  • James

    DAR is late. Where is Paula to whine about this? You are slipping troll!

    • zenner15

      #24 Why your clothes washing machine in kitchen?

      • zenner15

        Correction #42 haha

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Wasn't around at the time, damn. And they even posted such a nice homage to me, #27. Thank you dear Dylan! ❤ Much appreciated!

      – the one you love to hate

  • AssClown

    #1 Is that you Jesus?

    • Juan

      Not it's Juan fool.

      • rockstar323

        It takes Juan to know Juan.

    • Mister H.


    • naigoto

      "Don't tell me we haven't even reached the cloud city yet!”

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Orale, Jesus! Where you been cabron?

    • Jen

      looks like Ross from Friends.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #9 Paula rides the bus?

    • JROC

      paula is the bus

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

        Paula ATE the bus.

    • Bill57

      #27 Dylan's shrine to paula. don't get iit to be honest

    • Kristin

      Part of me wants to know about the mayo but a MUCH larger part of me doesn't…

    • ur-right

      yup.. reverse cow-style!!

  • AssClown

    #7 ROFLMAO, omf that's hilarious!!!!

    • Reddit

      it was on reddit this morning…

      • gocubsgo!

        I am never on that other site, so what do I care? Oh, and btw, those are reposts too – let me clue you in on the secret of the internet…it's all REPOSTS!!!!!
        That is all, chive on.

    • Ziggy

      I don't know what's sadder. The kid wetting the bed or the guy is using jellybean iMac.

  • p1babyarm

    #5 #15 Don't act like you wouldn't be doing the same damn thing….Fuck you sean penn

    • gutterville

      Thats for the new Avengers movie gonna be epic, Iron, thor and the lovely SJ

    • Minha Lenha

      that's not Sean Penn

      • phideauxe

        No shit genius – he is/was banging Scarlett.

        • Frenchgirl

          so did a looooooooooot of people^^

          • MacNCheesePro

            I was one. She's overrated.

  • Kaars

    #12 (sings) One of these things is not like the others…

    • Ziplab

      small, medium, and LARGE!

    • Nick

      Make that two (counting the guy in the back)

      • MAX_POW

        make that 3…only one is safe there

        • Kyle

          Hrrrmmm… That still means one is not like the others.

    • Biggus Diccus

      The evolution of hotness

      • Bob

        still shag fatty, her face makes up for the ass….

        • Juoil

          High standards, I see.

    • Molteninjabob

      The good, the bad and the fugly

    • houtini

      I'd still hit any of them. Except for the guy in the background.

    • yeo

      like a fuckin weight loss commercial

    • smallchinaman

      Reminds me of the Kardashian sisters.

  • AssClown

    #11 Triple Fail AGAIN!!

    • Dan

      Excepth the first one was actually funny.

    • Kaars

      Art by C3PO

    • Falco09

      You realize that's the point of these memes don't you?

    • Ambush Steve

      Is it wrong that #11 is the only pic that I got any enjoyment from?

      • Ambush Steve

        Ok, I got some enjoyment from Olivia too.

    • OCPRoboCop

      I cant take it anymore these misrepresentation of my charter are just to much to handle even for a programmed cyborg like myself!



    Soooooo hot.

    • NebraskaGuy

      …. wanna touch the hiney!!

    • The_Dood

      Is this the highest resolution version?

    • Maynard B.

      Yes, nice ass, but also nice back. I'm thinking tongue down the length of her spine.

      • truth

        That's not at all creepy

    • anguish

      holy shit she's skinny……

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I am wondering if that is Ms Gentile.

      • da' BRUINS


  • NebraskaGuy

    #29 Begging to be shopped!

    • Nick

      She's blowing the Invisible Man.

    • hassssss

      type "asian bj" into google. enjoy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      More like begging to be stopped

      • NebraskaGuy

        lol nice! 😉

    • Kris

      Love it when you can just see the panties…

  • lemurfart

    #6 and #21 YES PLEASE!

    • guest

      #6 what an awfull acident

      • agreed

        You mean you don't like walking comic books?

  • chrisdg74

    #48 – Perfect end to a great DAR.

    • Natureboy

      she needs a hair cut. maybe about an inch or 2

    • Matt

      her nipples are missing.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti
      • rockstar323

        Rent Alpha Dog.

        • JPV

          or google "Olivia wilde sex"

      • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

        Her breasts are missing too…

    • Charlie Brown

      does a magnificent job at ruining Cowboys and Aliens……

  • femtrooper1

    #44 Acceptable Cosby Sweater.

  • p1babyarm

    #41 The answer is YES

    • adsf

      yes, they're douchebaguettes

      • the Anti-Douchebag

        or strippers… I am going with strippers

        • jpp407

          Ive never seen strippers that attractive.

          • giggitygiggitygoo

            u gota get outa kentucky

            • jpp407

              mate, I come from the land of bronzed bodies.

      • doodle cakes

        know how I know your gay?

    • MAX_POW

      see what you did there….agreed

    • ACC

      really fucking hot. Who cares what they are

    • Ryan

      No Duckface so I'm gonna say hot.

      • Justin

        I used that same test. I think it's certifiable.

    • Murka

      Dear Chive,

      I can't make up my own mind about what is attractive and what is not. Please tell me the right answer…

    • smartass

      Love how he spelled it like the word for a french roll with a "u"

  • Sarah

    missed you yesterday…

  • ISU Birds

    #2 + #18 = see you in ten minutes.

    • SenorBeard

      Wouldn't it be 20 minutes?

      • Justin

        the man is too busy to do math!

        • FACEPALM

          in this case 2 plus 18 is 30

  • AssClown

    Swear to Jesus this is the funniest DAR I've ever seen!!

    • clarkaw29

      just thinking the same thing, except for the sick girl….hope she gets better!

    • america licks balls.

      you should maybe try harder to post more shitty comments on the front page

  • Leroy

    #18 Pun completely intended

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #36 Bruce Campbell versus Chuck Norris versus Teddy Roosevelt. Make it happen, God

    • quintus

      • greasdupdeafguy


    • Lowrent75

      The Earth would implode.

    • Maynard B.

      Any guy with the balls enough to wear a kilt, would be the winner.

    • NebraskaGuy

      I dunno man, while Chuck Norris is the baddest ass of them all, he doesn't really do public relations very well (everyone's dies in the end), and Roosevelt was responsible for most of our state parks -that's hard to beat!

      I think Lowrent 75 is right – the Earth would implode!

  • Nick


    In mother Russia, Mayo eat you

    • kingcobra

      Americans are fucking disgusting. No wonder they are the fattest country in the world… they eat fucking mayo right out of the jar all day!

  • Brother Maynard

    #11 Great.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #45 Get well soon, Chelsea, and Chive On!!!!

    • shuzzam


    • Ryan

      A big get well to pretty girl Chelsea. Keep on Chivin'

    • MAX_POW

      <div id="idc-comment-msg-div-190448018" class="idc-message"><a class="idc-close" title="Click to Close Message" href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(190448018)"><span>Close Message</span> Comment posted. <p class="idc-nomargin"><a class="idc-share-facebook" target="_new" href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.com%2F2011%2F09%2F06%2Fdaily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-36%2F#IDComment190448018&t=I%20just%20commented%20on%20Daily%20Afternoon%20Randomness%20%2849%20Photos%29%20%3A%20theCHIVE&quot; style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="idc-share-inner"><span>Share on Facebook</span></span> or <a href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(190448018)">Close Message Yes Chelsea, get well soon and more than ever KEEP CALM!!! (we don't want to accelerate the pacemaker, ok?)

      • Bill57

        a pacemaker cannot be sped up without changing the software control. dont scare the girl if you don't know what you are talking about. pacemakers if that's all it is. Is a device that makes sure the heart beats at least a certain amount of beats per minute like a low end governor on a motor

        • MAX_POW

          Oh God, you don't even deserve a response man….I really hope the 57 that is next to your name is not your age or your birth year, i don't want to be like you at that age

    • RAS

      Get well soon!!!!!!!

    • Irlnick

      You can do it Chelsea, best wishes that you get well soon from all the chivers!

    • jdust

      Chive on Chelsea! Keep the faith….the chivers have your back!!! 😉

    • Tillman

      Couldn't have said it better. Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery!

    • Marshall

      Get Well Chelsea

    • BloodScrubber

      All the best to you Chelsea. Keep calm and practice that Chive medicine. 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      Get better!! I'll say a little prayer for ya! Chive on!

      • Kyle

        Aye, godspeed Chelsea. Chive on.

    • Thor Buttocks

      I wish you nothing but good fortune Chelsea, get well soon!

    • fakefrank0002

      As you know days can get long and lonely when your stuck in a bed, but when you feel your spirits getting low just remember every chiver that looked at the DAR today though of you, and there are a lot of us. Get well soon

      • fakefrank0002

        sorry, that would be thought of you, not though of you. 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1512582186 Charles Tso

      I'm sure you'll be up and about in no time, showing your pace is always set to "Awesome!"
      Chive on, Chelsea!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Get well soon Chelsea! For realsies!

      – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tinkerbell169 Peter Mayes

      Don't know u from a leg of chicken babe, but get well soon!! Much love from Sunny South Africa!! 🙂

    • daegon

      Get well soon Chelsea! Keep Calm and Chive On! Chivers everywhere are supporting you.

    • fuzz

      feel better chelsea

    • Kmac

      Hope you fell better!!!!

    • Rob

      Keep on Chivin' Chelsea and get well soon!

    • Red

      Get well soon pretty girl, get well soon.

    • Thunderman

      Keep rockin that smile Chelsea!

    • Krashtester

      Get well soon Chelsea. Hope your life starts to take off when you're feeling better.

    • https://www.facebook.com/doucant Smootchie Scheff

      Feel better soon and keep chiving on!

      A Ginger Chiver

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