If logos were honest (18 photos)

Artist: Viktor Hertz

  • ABO

    #18 And what's wrong with Absolut?

    • greasdupdeafguy

      I'm not drinking any right now is the main problem

    • shelbymac

      It's cheap vodka put in a nice package and marketed as a top shelf product. It's a complete rip off. Based on the quality in the bottle it's no better than Smirnoff, and thats being generous.

    • Coolhand37

      If you don't know what is wrong with Absolut, you are a slave to their marketing.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Or an underage drinker.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

      Considering it is rubbing alcohol ala Smirnoff, EVERYTHING. If you think Absolut is premium vodka, I have some bad news for you …

    • McBeastie

      I drink Tito's Handmade Vodka because Zane Lamprey told me to…and I thank him for that.

      • Billy

        Me too brotha….

      • Tito

        Dude, that comment made me laugh so hard! My nickname IS actually "Tito", I'm not making a joke 🙂

    • fore skin

      theres fuck all wrong with it … i fill it with licorice leave a month then drink over ice mmmmmmmmmmmmm …… then again i do that with any vod

      • greasdupdeafguy

        some of us don't have a month to wait and get drunk, Mr. Skin

    • Graphix

      Guess what, most people can't tell the difference between cheap vodka and expensive vodka… so all your arguments are invalid … eat it Gray Goose bitches.

  • http://hydrogen-psychosis.tumblr.com eLad

    Don't get

    • http://hydrogen-psychosis.tumblr.com eLad

      nm, just realized it said apparence.

    • David

      Irréel is french for irrealistic, L'oréal -> Irréel…

      • Sadly...

        l'iréel mean the unreal

      • northerner

        Thank you, David, for the translation. I, too, did not get it.

        • what?


  • Pat

    *Grins* Absolutely nothing!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

    #5 yeah.

    • Well duh

      Just bum them from a friend.

      • joe

        whatever you say scumbag steve

  • patov40

    #6 – How dare you! You know how many bar bets I've won on the spot because of this site??!! One of the most valuable sites on the web. B)

    • yufailinlife

      You just proved it right.

  • Tommy Boy

    This was funny when I saw it on facebook… two weeks ago.

    • mrah

      This was funny.. when the simpson's did it.

    • derp

      Tommy, this is the first time I saw this. Why didn't you tell the rest of us about it two weeks ago? You asshole!!!

    • DoucheMcFuckstain


  • AssClown

    Where's theChive one?!?!

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      It's called theAwesome

      • FreakyBobo

        Well this post should have a logo called "theDissapointment"

        • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver


  • been Sweden'd

    #18 …I couldn't agree more

  • Ha.Ha.

    #9 – not really….

    • SenorWilson

      It's a metaphorical extension.

    • northerner

      Actually, I get the composer's point. It is a macho guy-thing for some. Others just appreciate that they are fine automobiles and buy them for that reason. If I were that wealthy, I would probably seriously consider a 911 or Cayman. Had one whiz by us up a mountain pass a couple of weeks ago. Awesome. Not because I need a penis extension. Because I appreciate fine machinery that is fun and demanding to drive. Just like the lovely lady I've been married to for 38 years. Just sayin.

      • Raymond

        Hey bro. That story was cool.

        • JPV

          it's pronounced :

          Cool story Bro
          go back to brobible and educate thyself

  • _alex

    #17 & #16

  • Maximiliaanvdv

    So Facebook and Playstation are the same ? AWESOME 😀

    • Master_Rahl

      ugh, never sully the gaming world by drawing a parallel to facebook. BLASPHEMY!

      • SenorWilson

        Ugh, never sully the gaming world by drawing a parallel to playstation. Keyboard or GTFO.

        • common sense

          I'd Get The Fuck Out…I wouldnt wanna be part of that sausage fest.

  • Annie Pacquiao



    • ZombieBootParty

      Whiskey or GTFO pussies.

    • DoucheMcFuckstain

      Judges would have also accepted Kettle One

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman

    #1 and #17
    What happened you get a little lazy at the end there?

    • jay

      just a little is seems!

  • SweetAwesomeness



    • CaddySav



    You forgot one theChive -= Loser Haven

    • Brother Maynard


    • hypocrite

      Nice of you to read through the post mr guest. now you have arrived at your "loser destination"

  • true story

    #6 Naaah all the pathetic nerds hang out at Chive.

    • spears

      And here you are… Hmm. How'd that happen?

      • surfingthenet

        Aaah the typical dumbass response ,thats the best the chivers ever come up with.
        Thumbs up this genius and go back to playing wow.

        • browsingtheweb

          Aaah the typical dumbass need to bash on their own site, thats the best the trolls ever come up with. Thumbs up this moron and make him feel like he's made a difference in the world.

    • Yeah, okay

      Shit, who invited this guy?

  • Blindsided5

    #1 Stalkerbook

    • Master_Rahl

      mebook – egobook – douchebook… you see the pattern developing

    • evil grin


  • goaheadbanme

    Where are the skank posts ? Dylan ,Lg ,whoERIN ? We need to fap.

  • Tim


    Ahhh yes, the ole, its not my fault what I eat and in what quantities. They sold it to me, it's their fault I eat like a pig, don't exercise, and have become a disgusting mess.

  • Yep

    Find-your-high-school-ex-and-cheat-on-your-wife-book (ok thats a mile long but very true)



  • 123

    WTF is Apparence?

  • GEOthe2

    You forgot
    The BEST Site in the World

    • facepalm

      Awwwwww ,so cute.

  • Jeff

    #13 anyone??

    • Dave

      Carlsberg Beer

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  • ohshit

    and im here thinking u knew lol, omfg fail

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