Some things are better left unexplained (29 photos)

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  • Dan

    Something in #2 just ain't right. Not sure what it is, though.

    • PartyMarty

      Maybe that he's trying to smoke kale?

    • thejim

      Gregory bros FTW!

    • matt

      his moustache is fake, gotta be it

  • dagleja3

    #28 – That is not the greatest color on you Emma. Better fire the designer that put you in that!!

    • Auz_E

      Still F***en hot though!

    • BSS

      You know how I know your gay….

      • Dead Embryonic Cells

        Same way I know you're a moron

      • JOIjw

        really? grow up.

    • Billy

      What is the obsession with this pasty white unattractive young girl?

      • amrith777

        That's what I'm wondering–I don't see what's so attractive about her–especially in THIS pic…but to each his own….

      • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

        Some people find milky-white appealing.

        • Ned Flanders

          UR mom sure does!

    • northerner

      It's a lousy pose but she's still hot and lovely.

    • Guest

      I can't believe NONE of you dumbasses see the foot in the picture (which looks like a dick). THAT'S the "WTF" in the pic, not her bikini.

  • JHarris

    #1 Like a Sauce Boss?

    • oughtnot

      I'm less concerned about the sauce …. but that Furbee is messed up!

    • LeadGenDairy

      Am I the only one who is more concerned with where they got all those $2 bills?

    • SWAFF

      lmao BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS!

  • winfields

    #1 someone robbed a BBQ sauce vending machine? doesn't compute?

    • The_Dood

      I can only imagine the hostage situation… "Alright, I want $1,000.00 in non-consecutive 2 dollar bills, every variety of Sweet Baby Ray's, a set of handcuffs, a Furby, and a gun, or the toaster oven gets it!"

    • hMMMM

      where do you live that they have BBQ sauce vending machines???

      • Jen

        i fuckin love sweet baby rays all over mah tittehs.

  • jrey81

    #5 Pedo-Chair, #17 agreed.

  • DCMOFO


    Number 2 is actually pretty funny.

    • NAACP

      That's not even remotely funny.

    • PartyMarty

      The Gregory Brothers rule.

      SHAWTAY!

    • LoneOsprey

      I love Auto-Tunes the News

    • Pants

      Who knew that auto tune was so stupid that even the parodies suck?

    • http://www.boomtownradio.co.uk gifted_beatnik

      stoner Einstein- awesome.

      auto tune the news #5 & #10- winner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #22 Took a few glances to figure that one out

    • ssstoopid

      What? That she has a hairy calf growing out of her neck, and likes to wear denim overalls?

  • ako

    #5 Features include Magic Fingers and stealing your soul!

  • Catherine

    So much hilarity, especially #22

  • http://www.facebook.com/ambercross421989 Amber Cross

    #17 doesn't need explaining, for it is TRUTH.

  • Sharky

    #23 Well, they won't wash themselves

    • ssstoopid

      You are supposed to run cool water over burns… What's not to understand?

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      I figured Powered Toast Man was giving his kids baths.

  • ...

    #21

    I'm NOT. LOVIN' IT.

    • Stevo

      and yay, he that slays the beast, shall be crowned the King of Burgers.

    • ssem

      Venice!

  • AssClown

    #1 Nothing more gansta than a selection of sauces that you can rub all over yos bitches and ho's…

    • o baby

      but where does the fury come into play?

      • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

        Really? My parents explained that to me a long time ago. Tsk tsk

  • Biz02

    #1 – Sweet Baby Ray's is the shit!

  • max

    #9
    what's to explain, it's a man giving the love to his unicorn.
    You never kissed a unicorn Chive?

    • Bryan

      I have once, but that was before the restraining order.

      • Chad

        It's calcucorn fron Tom Goes to the Mayor

  • the_junglist

    #20 Do you wish for a better time, when $20 would fill you tank with gas and cocaine was only 15 cents?

    • gutterville

      More like to fill a tank it was $1 back in march 1885

    • northerner

      Or, back in '63, a sawbuck would fill a 20 gallon tank. Actually, I remember at a Gulf station in PA, I filled up my Dad's '57 Ford for $5.25 and it took around 18.5 gallons. And bread was 15 cents a loaf, a half gallon of milk was about 35 cents. Simpler times.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Cocaine is a helluva drug

  • colincarguy

    #13 BECAUSE SUPERCAR….

    • Shawn

      Yo dawg, I heard you like wheels, so we put some wheels on your wheels!

  • Major_Rocker

    #22 actually made me say WTF?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

    #10 lol fantastic!!

  • AssClown

    #3 Lemme guess, you get pedophilic priests with the bouncy castle, free of charge!!

  • Blindsided5

    #11 they told me I could be anything I wanted: so I became a horse.

    • Master_Rahl

      she's about to give it to this poor animal "horsey-style"

    • true story

      Do i even need to say it ? DYLAN !

      • Brother Maynard

        I lol'ed.

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #2 it's not the nicotine that kills. It's the smoooooooooke, the smoooooke

  • tralfaz

    #21 Release the Kraken!

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #5 Prease…take a seat….Sank You.

  • AssClown

    #9 OMF that's disturbing…

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