Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • ICUP

    #7 made my day before it even began

    • chiver

      you own a boring life then

    • The Crow

      my god, you're mind must be so soul-crushingly boring…….

  • MrCR

    and here comes a new day

  • Anne Shebib
    • JDB

      pretty funny

  • Lookie

    #23 First day at Ninjaschool

    • AssClown

      Prolly right, they will get invisible when they are over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • SenorWilson

      And he's already got an A. What a pro.

  • Harry

    #5 how much would that scare the SHIT outta ya if you were just sitting near water!

    • james

      immediate bowel evacuation

    • Noidios

      If you were just sitting near water and happened to have a fish in your hand??

    • Jimmy

      It gives me nightmares. It is freaky as shit!

  • n_kb

    #1 White guy is last as usual 😦

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Go Mo!

    • trboerger

      At least the crazy looking guy (Lagat) is from the US.

      • BruthaV

        Actually, he's not "from" the United States — he's from Kenya:
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Lagat

        • Stevo

          Who is he representing?

          • UW Sucks

            Bernard reps WSU. Go Cougs!

        • Fasteddy14

          Fuck you. He may be from Kenya, but he is an American now. We are the melting pot mother fucker…

          • BruthaV

            Yo Retardeddy14: let me spoon-feed this to you so your simple mind can understand my point: This man REPRESENTS the United States — he is not FROM the United States,

            Do you understand my point now…tard?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      At least white guys can dance! … oh wait, nvmd…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – but they do have bigger dicks!

      • n_kb

        They know how to play hockey well so thats good enough for me.

      • Bill57

        you obvioously know through experiance

  • Lower

    #5
    soon.

  • Trent

    #19 God damn it, Tyson.

    • JROC

      watch the show fatal attractions it's full of shit like this. thats a 600lbs tiger in a harlem apartment. welfare money well spent.

      • Fasteddy14

        His owner said Pit-bulls are for sissies…

    • wolfman

      Tigers love cinnamon. They hate pepper.

      • ATigerThatLuvsPepper

        Not sure if you mixed that up on purpose… or…

    • caleb

      peed a little bit reading that, thanks.

  • Chase

    #4 These could be all dudes. Just saying…

    • me!

      I second that……….

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol that's what I was thinking!

    • patov40

      And they rike the rog lide! :p

      • nct411

        correction…….day rikey da rog ride!

    • Scumbag Steve

      Claims they were women

      Has a sore ass

    • El_Hefe

      And why do all asians hold out their hands and show us number 2 all the time?

  • gaz

    #19 he's not in right now can I take a message?

  • n_kb

    Life*…are you sure you go to University? 😛

  • Catence

    #6 – taken at the MN state fair? If not, I know what they will be having next year.

    • Horseface

      Sadly, I do not think Deep Fried Butter is exclusive to Wisconsin and Minnesota State Fairs (the places I have seen it).

      'Merica!

      • The_Dood

        They can keep it.

    • Silentstatic

      yeah, one order of fried butter with a side of Defibrillator, and wash it down with larger sweat pants….

    • Dirty-Char

      In Texas we have deep fried bubble gum this year.

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      I'd deep fry your awesome tits Cadence.

      Or something like that.

  • Quine

    #16 Very, very, very good.

  • jpp407

    #4 Im pretty sure they'll find some way of crashing that.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I always laugh at the irony that the Japanese flash the V for Victory sign. I'm pretty sure they're just clueless and just think it's cool.

      • waryee

        i always thought that meant "peace".

      • Turbodude

        Shut the fuck up, idiot. Not everything relates back to world war fucking 2, get some sun. Asshole.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Ummm, the peace sign, which is what they are currently flashing, is the "V for victory sign" turned around. The hippies knew this and did it on purpose because they lived in an era where knowledge and creativity were valued. Instead we have hipsters today who do "ironic" things just to be "cool", but yes this does relate back to WWII. Sooo… yeah…

        • MonkeyMadness

          Wow, chill out dude. Have some coffee and rub some salve on your mangina.

    • Jackie Treehorn

      Log Jammin'

      • The_Dood

        Beat me to it!

  • Bushkov

    #9 To the orange dog: I was thinking the exact same thing, son!!!!

    • Bushkov

      C-C-C- COMEBACK BLOCKER!!! I want to have doggy style sex with that woman.

    • LiT

      you also want to fuck a dog?

      • boobman

        If you see two dogs fucking, I have some bad news for you

  • http://www.facebook.com/zthornsberry Zane Thornsberry

    #3

    DAMN

    • Random88

      WHO IS SHE!? please someone find her 😦

      • Mr. Primal

        MOAR!!!

    • Broseph Stalin

      I love her so much

    • SuperiorTo8

      Need more posts about flexibility.
      Please Chive!

    • Jen

      It's me

    • Dude

      I literally said the word "DAYUM" out loud.

    • raker5151

      her name is claire goodil from tulane u

  • MonkeyMadness

    #20 How I spent several of my classes. The 7:30 classes were brutal!
    #3 Yes please!

    • SuperiorTo8

      I want to meet the person who would have those comments reversed

  • saucypants

    #3 Oh fuck right off. I am trying to live my life here.

    • Da_Boz

      Just not fair… My brain froze trying to think of anything to say. Your comment sums it all up nicely.

  • idunno

    #18 Nice car, but there's a blurry woman on your photo.

    • Ha.Ha.

      with that ride, you can find yourself a prettier blurry woman

  • http://twitter.com/ItsMeMvpJonny @ItsMeMvpJonny

    #15 nothing new, guess its a Texas thing.
    the awkward boner right as class ends when #20 dreams of #3 …

    • Dr. Hfuhruhurr

      Looks like the drive thru in Port Clinton, OH on way to Marblehead, anyone?

      • Ninja Cricket

        I was thinking Ohio as well.

  • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

    Never been jealous of a wall till #3

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #3
    Good gawd

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #6 wait, how do you deep fry koolaid?
    #18 and her name is lamborghini: looks of a top model, built for speed, and never chokes on the start

    • JPV310

      1. You make a type of dough, then add kool aid packets into batter.
      2. deep fry the shit out of it

  • Samuel L. Bronkowitz

    Love the Full House hip flask.

  • bbqboobs

    I think he means Community College live.

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