Get low, get dirty, and have a good time (30 Photos)

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    boo

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  • http://www.facebook.com/gefiltafish1 Petar Đulabić

    #15
    X marks the spot

    • caleb

      has nothing to do with this post but fuck you chive, you post "deflating defenses" t-shirts on here yet stock 35 chive tees on each shipment? Your judgement is as good as the mechanics/ pilots on the KHL hockey team plane!

    • 6655321

      Is that what that meant?

  • Phil

    #29 awesome shower curtain

    • Birdhaus32

      How can I get one of these in my house?

      • Jen

        roofies.

      • Malkintosh22

        How do I get what's behind it?

    • :-)

      Makes me happy 🙂

  • Illicit-Weaponry

    #29 yum

    • Wally

      go to your happy place . . .

  • ICUP

    #29 I see what you did there.

  • Chubby

    #29 I'm going to try this with my husband this evening. I think he'll like it!

    • NoFatChicks

      Uhmm … not if your name is Chubby, just sayin' …

      • Major_Rocker

        lol

    • HANK

      I say just have sex with him I think he'll like that more

    • el brujo

      You know we expect pics right?

      • McBeastie

        Chubby chaser.

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      🙂 This may well be one of the most erotic things I have ever seen.

      • bigtree

        hells yeah

    • greg

      replace shower curtain because of hole:$20
      good times that ensued:priceless

  • Nathan

    #1 Logging

    • bbqboobs

      Beat me to the punch! Damn.

    • Makes No Excuses

      Whaling.

      • Broseph Stalin

        Yep, that bitch is definitely beached.

    • GoGlas

      Trunking

    • jonny

      blobbing

    • Oblivious

      You're all wrong. That's just the weight to keep your SUV from fishtailing in the winter.

      • Bill57

        its a 4×4 doesn't need traction maybe it is a counter weight or a hydrolic jack?

        • fibonacci5150

          it is a second tank that holds twice as much gas

    • patov40

      Actually this is nothing special. Just a typical Steeler fangirl going about her day. Go Ravens!! B)

      • Not not Bob

        Go Ravens!!!

        – Pete

    • Hamlet

      Damnit, everyone knows it's "beaching"!

    • CAC

      Lumber Yarding.

    • JROC

      Fatting

    • Chiver

      That's deforestation!

    • anon

      I was thinking "barging."

    • JHarris

      Skanking.

    • Efaray

      You're supposed to fix a flat with a spare, but she made my spare tire flat!

    • BigMo

      thats just a fat fuck

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #27 You'll probably learn something…

  • Nathan

    #3 Nothing wrong here. Its a Thai bar

  • Nathan

    #6 Wilson from Home Improvement

    • JDB

      …getting ready to kidnap some college girls.

    • ZachBob

      Man, I miss that show.

  • http://twitter.com/ItsMeMvpJonny @ItsMeMvpJonny

    #13 must be #1

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

    #26 You know they do some sweet jumps from the trampoline into the pool 😉

    • MonkeyMadness

      Then they can go for a bike ride afterwards!

    • tawhitlow

      I would not let my kids ride their bikes in that neighborhood.

      • Master_Rahl

        looks like the dude in the pic doesn't let ANYONE ride their bikes in that neighborhood. Or he's amassing enough bikes to make a mega bike-a-saurus that breathes flames and crushes cars. Just sayin…

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      hope this guys on the pedo-bike watch

    • Notknowing

      Bikes don't go to heaven. They all end up at this guys house.

  • bbqboobs

    #2 This is how you propose in West Virginia.

    • Broseph Stalin

      THAT'S how you take a bitch back to the kitchen!

      • JoJo

        LOL……thats what I was thinking!

  • bbqboobs

    #14 I want to say "This is how you know your son is gay", but it might not be a pretty view from the back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rabiskullmaster Dave Angle

      Butterface

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken… if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be… then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!

      • bud

        He found Captain Winky!!!

      • MonkeyMadness

        haha you beat me to it! I was going to say the same thing.. well, not the whole scene, but I was going to refer to Einhorn!

        • JDB

          Finkle IS Einhorn….

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Isn't that her image on his shirt?

    • Holmespump

      Judging by the stares/cameras in the background, I think it might be OK back there.

    • techno_viking

      If the back is anything like the front, I can't blame him…

      • The Chivery

        Then you're not a true Chiver. We true Chivers are willing to have sex with anything that's too slow or sickly to get away.

        Chive on!

        • caleb

          your gay uncle called, you can keep your ass virginity.

  • Makes No Excuses

    #19 MmmmHmmm

    • Gaz

      sexiest thing ever

    • thom

      That should be criminal. Defile a beautiful body like that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

        Oh, I can think of a few ways to really defile it…

  • Headfade

    #29 At first I thought someone had wallpapered that ass to the wall!

  • Dashete

    #17 You know this would be a lot funnier if they didn't point it out themselves most episodes.

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      If they didn't point it out their target audience, mostly young children, wouldn't see the problem.

    • DoucheMcFuckstain

      On one hand, you're a fucking retard for complaining about a meme based off of a childrens show. On the other hand, I watch sponge bob and have no children. Therefore, my argument is invalid.

      • gocubsgo!

        LOL. nice name pal.
        Welcome to the party pal.
        Chive on.

    • Tim

      The fire is one thing, but no one mentions the absurdity of visiting a beach and swimming in Goo Lagoon, whilst underwater.

      Spongebob is breaking my mind!!

  • jordan

    #19 Find her!

  • bootycall69

    #5 Honk if you're horny!

    • Tomas

      With that top brake light, it looks like a Cylon. B)

  • Safety Salamander

    #18 It took me a while to get the Butters link.

    • Oblivious

      You mean the Samwell link?

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      Butters link? There is a pretty famous "what what in the butt song" out on the interpipes.Google video it. While you're at it, google "Go, BWAAHHHH"

  • mali_sapun

    #28 he ate that ninja

    • Mattgn

      i think what you mean is "a ninja is hiding in his stomach"

    • Drew_BfloTrace

      I wouldn't mess with that mother fucker, he is obviously has nun-chuck skills, and most likely sword fighting skills.

    • JHarris

      Of course it's wrong. Ninjas don't leave fingerprints.

    • Bucky Jones

      I can't believe he actually took a picture of himself thinking he looks cool.

  • asdf

    #25 must be like the 100th time i c that on here…

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      my first lol. but there are other pix that i see alot

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #1 – Planking…you're eating it wrong.

    • bobsky

      Eating…she's doing it right.

  • chrisdg74

    #2 – You'll get your ass in the kitchen,even I have to pick you up and carry you.

  • Anjin-San

    ending this gallery with #30 is pure genius

    • Thor

      i think ive seen this guy destroy vagina before…

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