That’s not cool, dude (27 photos)

  • tomchalm

    Hope everyone's having a kickass day, keep calm and chive on!

    • Sistinechiver

      Anyone get their "Keep Calm" or "Chive" Logo tees from last week yet??

      • EasternCanuck

        It can take about 2 weeks to get it

      • Westy

        got mine, ordered a large got an extra large. Guess I'll have a big lunch.

      • Logan

        Wife called me at work, got mine in the mail today! Keep Calm & Chive On!!!!

        • Jen

          did you tell her to get her ass back to the kitchen?

  • Otto


  • gutterville

    #2 Had to pause for a sec there but then I thought i'm on chive and the chive wouldn't post those type of pictures

    • Hooka

      Bastards!!!! Freaked me out for a second.

    • The_Dood

      If you thought this was something other than a mouth, you've never seen the real thing.

      • admit it

        Of course everyone realizes it's a mouth, but come on…for that first 1/2 second as you scrolled down, you thought the same thing the rest of us did.

        • The_Dood

          Ok, maybe half a second, but once the full picture was in view… No fucking way.

        • ebits21

          I agree.. no way.

    • Dick Naylor

      I totally thought it was a virgina

  • YOu

    #14 she shouldn't listen to "some people"…

    • PoppinFresh

      She will get a lot more friends by posting a picture of a kitten as her profile pic.

    • Superman

      she should put a picture of Pizza the Hutt. More people would definitely friend her…

    • Zach

      I'll probably get a few thumbs down but this is just mean. You want to make fun of a stupid celebrity? Cool. But this is taking a shot at a regular girl who probably has self esteem issues and didn't put herself out there for you to mock. Frankly, it's a bit of a dick move Chive.

      • Matt

        Yep I agree. Dick move.

      • Pete

        I couldn't agree more. I never thought of the people at Chive as childish jerks before this.

        • Billy

          I guess you never met Mac.

      • j22

        I guess thats why it is in a "thats not cool dude" post

        • Broseph Stalin


        • Zach

          Ah. So what you're saying is that they were coming to her defense? And that they did this by putting up a picture of her along with a monster on one of the most popular sites on the web? C'mon, man. You're smarter than that.

          • captainobvious

            exactly – just because you explain that something is "wrong" and then you go ahead and do it anyways … well I was going to say that it doesn't make it the right thing to do – but actually it makes it much, much worse.

            I've seen the pics of the office staff at Thechive and uh, none of you have much to brag about in the looks department … neither do I, so I guess this makes it ok that I typed that?

            the real question is does this make me the pot or the kettle? I'd rather be the kettle …

      • KANE


  • Vic


  • dangbeing

    #2 Nice lips

    • Chivacy Please

      Nope, still can't find the mythical spot…

    • Calin Chifor

      you know how you're gay ?

    • ShakeytheMoyle

      LOL i thought it was a closed eye….Gin and Powerade, you're a terrible drug!

  • Shawn

    #20…I would love to do this to these people, just a concept that I cannot grasp

    • andfukyamoms

      actually seen it done out at the bars. no bullshit.

      • tawhitlow

        cool story bro

    • @ABQLifer

      not grasp, clasp;)

    • dfgdfs

      shits not cool

  • robsterling

    #17 That guy is a dick.

    • Shawn


      • fgfgr

        good thing the little girl on the right had that white mask protecting her eyes.

    • Hooka

      This is sick. He needs his ass beat. Badly.

    • Superman

      move along ma'am

    • Brett

      its photoshopped. look beween his right hand and his hip.

      • Frank

        i look and i see the hand of the guy in front of him

        • George

          There is no way that everyone around the little girl is just standing there with no reaction if the cop is pepper spraying her. Use pepper spray on a group that close and everyone get the effect of it, the whole group would be doubled over. Obviously this is a photo of a girl hiding her face from the cop and somebody make a clever shop of it.

    • Kodos

      Fuck you and your racial "flash mob"…

    • j22

      actually a funny pic. no way it's real, come on people.

      • McBeastie

        Yeah, there's absolutely no way a cop would abuse his power to bring people down. Never. Would never happen. Ever. I dare you to find one single photo of a cop abusing people and hiding behind their badge. Double dog dare.

        • TDP

          You must be a cop…or a moron… or both, because they usually go hand in hand… that statement is the equivalent of saying "Hitler would never use his power to bring people down"… good call

    • Sawbuck

      all cops are assholes, this is just one of many who are stupid enough to do shit like this in a group of people. those who say its fake, check out the woman in the background pointing him out. Fuck cops.

      • pufffdragon

        And if your sorry ass ever needed help I'm sure you'd be the first one to call the cops. Shut up already douche!!

        • dashete

          And if shit ever came flying out your toilet you'd call a plumber. That doesn't make them awesome.

      • George

        Check out the woman in the back pointing him out? How about you check out the woman holding the child's hand who has a blank look on her face? You really think she just going to stand there totally not giving a shit while a child right next to her gets pepper sprayed?

  • xaqdank

    #20 Im not running anywhere! Im gonna watch the hipster try and play it off like it doesnt care, like its the new cool thing to do.

    • greasdupdeafguy

      "I've been humiliated and hurt in public before it was cool"- the hipster that has a damn lock hanging from his ear

    • Sam

      Besides, it's a hipster. You think he's gonna risk damaging his over sized non-prescription black framed glasses in a fight? NEHHHHHH.

    • dfgdfs

      i wasn't aware that only hipsters had ear guages.

  • KitShopGuy

    Movie triva…..What movie is that monster in? #14

    • clyde

      Weird Science

      • Slappy

        "Now make yourself one, dickweed." Bill Paxton at his best.

    • Kodos


    • Alex

      If you didn't know you should've just asked.

    • Maynard B.

      Best line: "How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"

  • Lukas Van Der Zee

    #14 Weird Science… R.I.P. John Hughes… 😦

    • MAX_POW

      The social Network?

  • Pat

    Actually this is Cool as Fuck!!!!

  • xaqdank

    #2 ummm….Id hit it….

    • Ryan White

      I know you realize it's a mouth, but do you now realize that it's a man's mouth that you'd be hitting?

      • xaqdank

        Of course I know. Its only gay if we make eye contact…

      • Actually...

        I know you realize it's a man's mouth but you do realize its a joke?

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #2 you need to shave that ugly cunt…

  • StaticFX

    #6 not even a good "shopped" job on the letters… lame

  • Irishstephen

    #23 If only this were real. My wife would prolly f-ing buy it anyway…

    • anon

      Trustocorp strikes again

    • Mayor McCheese

      Lindsay Lohan likes to sue everyone for anything these days, haha I would be if someone she knows sees that…. boom lawsuit

  • davey

    I dont get it?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Someone removed all the keys and placed them on the desk in the same order.

    • dagleja3

      umm, those are just the keys from a keyboard laying on someones desk. Not a real keyboard!!

      • Obama

        maybe that's what they want you to believe but it's actually built INTO the desk?

        • Red

          Yeah, your name is Obama and you're stupid. I get the connection.

  • Stafferty

    #25 I've done this a few times before. Mannequin heads are more fun though.
    #20 I do this with Christmas ornaments. The irony is I celebrate Festivus

  • Irishstephen

    #2 And just then, my boss walked by… Awkwaaaard….

  • KyleGamgee

    #18 I don't understand the photo,

    but that is a nice smile at least.

  • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

    #17 Would happily go to jail, for the opportunity to beat the shit out of this guy!

    • Hammer_Pants

      I'd get you off at trial for doing it, too, free of charge, Fuck that guy.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Your sentence can be as easily manipulated as #2

    • PubicJones

      Too bad you'd get your ass beat and still go to jail though. Pussy.

  • Cuse

    Andy Levy made #6 … so awesome

  • kate_the_gate

    So much fun stuff – especially like #16 and #20!

  • John Mc

    # 26 Always like to see a sense of humor I can relate to.

    • PubicJones

      Go suck Obama's dick you stupid liberal.

      • its_forge

        Die in a fucking chemical fire you pathetic ideologue.

        • Undershooter30

          Loud noises!


    #6 I'd hit you…… the face with a hammer

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