The Dream Job: Intern at theCHIVE

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chive intern2 The Dream Job: Intern at theCHIVE

After two weeks of searching, we still haven’t found a new Chive intern. Big hint here: We really do need you to know Photoshop and own an automobile. And so Round 2 of interviews begins now!

This is some lucky bastard’s chance to become a Chiver. You must live in the Los Angeles area, sorry Milwaukee. It does pay a little, but the shit you will learn is priceless. Here is your job description and some instructions. Pay attention. This is your first test:

1. Submit all applications to thechivesubmit [at]

gmail [dot]

com with subject line, “Intern”. Resumes are welcome but be creative.
2. You may get the chance to post on theCHIVE. Please attach 5 photos you think are funny or compelling that we have NEVER seen before.
3. Must be willing to work odd hours and weekends
4. You will be doing grunt work; filling t-shirt orders, getting lunch, getting verbally abused, running errands. For this reason, you must have a car.
5. Must know photoshop – that’s a big one. Video editing skills would be nice, but not required.
6. Willing to work at least 7 hours a day, 5 days per week.

This is a tremendous opportunity for someone in or fresh out of college and it does pay a little. Working for Resignation Media will arm you with the skills you’ll need to take over the internet someday.

Good luck and Chive on,

Leo n’ John

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  • PFC Justin D

    anyone not willing to work 7 hours a day 5 days a week for the best site ever made should be castrated and or spaded! I would give my left foots big toe to be verbally abused by these people on a daily basis! AND THATS MY FAVORITE OUT OF ALL 12! Its a shame it is taking them so long! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE WAITING FOR!

  • Andres De la Cruz

    This is the part were I hate my life…. I know PSD, Edit, Have a Car, Work like crazy, and I know how to find Pictures…….. But I'm stuck in this peace of land….
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • KNOB

    Man there's no jobs out there…

    ya… unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.

  • AndreSito1002

    This is the part were I hate my life…. I know PSD, Edit, Have a Car, Work like crazy, and I know how to find Pictures…….. But I'm stuck in this peace of land…. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yep

    Why would the intern need to fill T-shirt orders? You never have T-Shirts or they sell out so damn quick……….

  • Jessica

    Why do you have to know Photoshop to work at TheChive?

  • http://twitter.com/Eder_Paz @Eder_Paz

    I was too lazy at first, I guess it's a sign for me to apply. LIKE NOW!!!

  • Anonymous

    fuck man if i only i had a car
    i love photoshop

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