Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude

    Thumbs up indeed !

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz, very tasteful, kind of NSFW though… ❤

      – the one you love to hate

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

        please die alone.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Like captain Kirk? Ohhh… you wish me an heroic death like captain Kirk… ❤

          – the one you love to hate

          • Bill57

            there is nothing nor will ever be heroic about you paula

      • Bill57

        see I was right, you are very unorigional

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      I asked for an underwater blow job and she put this on and gave me a thumbs up…sweet!

  • almo

    #40, #41

    I hope this rivalry lasts all season

    • PoorDawg

      Yup. Roll Tide.

      • thehookah

        This comment section is very difficult to masturbate to.

    • Mike

      Roll Tide Bama Girl is way hotter!

      • ben

        you must be high or inbred…probably both

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      YEAH!!! And now for some MEN!!!

      – the one you love to hate

    • Brother Maynard

      Roll Tide! The rivalry is 365.

    • vince

      Bama Wins in my book

    • SteveDave

      Bama girl is pretty damn good but Auburn girl is fantastic …. seems a little more fit … I vote War Eagle on this debacle

      • its_forge

        2nded, War Eagle girls' bottom is quite epic

        • fudge

          Indeed, sir!

    • Colin

      I think someone needs to up the ante

      • Rocks Off

        Yes, someone from Notre Dame needs to up the ante. C'mon all you sexy catholic girls.

        • hMMMM

          are you retarded?!!? Notre Dame "chicks"? They can't hang with a SEC state school…

          • Rocks Off

            Sure they can, see, everyone from the SEC is inbred. Bunch of backwoods hillbillies.

    • Wolfpack

      Are we looking at the same pictures??? I don't have a preference for either school but 'Bama girl is going to have to get very creative to top theawesomeness of the Auburn hump pic!

      • Jeffrey Lebowski

        Yeah…it KILLS me to give the victory to Auburn over my beloved Tide, but we must be realistic. but both girls are gonna make a BCS bowl for sure.

    • jjj

      don't care about either school but gonna go with auburn

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      If UF doesn't kick ass with this new coach this year, I might have to reconsider taking sides with Auburn. …It just will never happen, Bama. The rivarly runs far too deep. 😉

      • Undershooter30

        Its ok LG, you are probably the only UF chick I can stand (other than Erin Andrews of course).

      • James Cameron

        Not a UF fan myself but a huge fan of your gorgeous self so I'll let this slide because you are global warming level hot. Chive, can't do a collegiate battle without UF in the mix so challenge accepted LG? I think I see a preview in your icon.

      • Jen

        wow what a fakeass fan. you would start rooting for the rival team if your alma mater sucks this year? what kind of fluke shit is that????

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          That "fluke shit" is called sarcasm, sweetheart.

        • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

          It would actually be fake ass or even fake-ass. Don't be a hater because you have a tank ass.

    • Red

      Hey, LSUGirl, get in on this! You going to let these girls show you up?

    • Bdrizzle

      Auburn chick is better imo

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=534570680 Robert Rodriguez

      They should stop fighting and kiss and make up (with pictures)

    • WS6

      We need an LSU Chivette to get in on this

    • JHL1

      I think theChive needs to invite them both over for a pudding wrestling photo shoot.

    • viva garcia

      any gamecock chivettes?!?

      • TheInstructor

        This is the best competition ever! I bet ASU could destroy at this game.

        • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

          Yeah, because they certainly can't destroy anyone is sports…

    • Tyler

      war damn eagle by miles!

    • Poontangler

      I'd like to make a comeback.

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      I'm not from the US, so when I saw Bama, my first thought was that it was a reference to Barack – by virtue of where her 'nought' would be in relation to the lettering… Just me?

    • Billy Blunts

      MORE SKIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686330223 Jonathan Espersen

      where is LSU? yall should get all the SEC chivettes

    • monk

      Need some Boise State in here to represent!

    • Acilius


    • Nobody

      I wish Stanford had girls like this…

    • uugghhhh

      We can settle this we get the girls together, oil wrestling to declare winning streamed live on The Chive.

    • Dick Saban

      BOTH girls are flawless! Sucks they're SEC girls though, I'd really love to introduce them to my "Big Ten"!

      • not bad


    • Dan

      while both are smokin' hot, Bama girl wins for Gap

  • http://www.facebook.com/clayton.culler Clayton Culler

    #26 Good for you

    • mw0276

      In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, "set those mother fuckers free!".

  • dougie

    i like #26… i got somethin to slip in there!

  • jason


    I have some training as an oil boy. Check that, I have zero training I'd just like to be your oil boy.

    • Jak

      That chick has won me over with that 1 pic

    • Billy Blunts

      She looks like a used and abused girl that has been tossed arond through dorm rooms !!!!!!!!!! but I would give it to her also !

    • Augustus

      Amber NIcole…what a hottie…Krystoff Sosynski? not so much

    • Ryman

      8am has never been so great. This picture rocks.

    • James

      This was during the UFC tour for the troops. The picture was taken in Africa

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    sheoncebelieved… are you going to the OCbrewHAHA??

    • sheoncebelieved


      • DirtyArmySpecialist

        OCBREWFEST.COM ….. you like good beer. youre in oc. Attend.

      • DirtyArmySpecialist

        ….and find me.

        • Chaos

          Jeepers! It's the Creeper!

          • Jen

            sheoncebelieved is a dude, you idiot.

  • L_E_Ott

    #8 ill go with russian boob grab guy thanks

    • Jak

      I 2nd that

    • Bucky Jones

      I wonder if he smells guys farts too.

      • HAHSO


    • F. Gump

      What kind of bizarro world are we living in when Russian guy is grabbing bewbage as sport and American guy is reduced to stooping to smell farts! Wake me up when the nightmare is over.

    • Jimbo_Slice

      Yeah, this dude might need some counseling or something.

  • Lee


    The sling does little to detract from that smile

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      I don't anything could detract me from that smile. It's solid gold. Better than leprechaun gold.

    • Kraft

      Vicodin, a gift from the baby Jesus.

    • Alex

      I would join tweeter just to be able to communicate with Erin. She is SOOOOOO freakin beautiful!

    • yoav^^^

      feel better!!!

    • Fudge

      Feel better, girl! I separated my shoulder 4 years back and it's no picnic. You have my sympathies.


    #41 War Eagle!!

    • six

      Spread eagle next?

  • sheoncebelieved

    #3 is about to go down on Paula

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Alllll right!! Bring it!! Beautiful eyes and nice gap too!

      – the one you love to hate

    • Bill57

      you might get poisoned

    • Kodos

      Paula's gyno exam…

    • DirtyArmySpecialist

      ocbrewfest.com …you like good beer. youre in OC. Attend and lets drink.

      • sheoncebelieved

        I just looked at it…not enough good beers for my liking, only The Bruery and Firestone are worth it, at the moment, but I make my own beer, all the time, so not much point in drinking others….nah, not going, but I am going to the Woodbridge concert in the park, Buffet cover band is playing, later that night. during the day, I'm actually bottling 11 gallons of Rose Grenache and 6 gallons of Zin. Thanks for the invite though

    • Estaban

      No, she only has a mask on, not have a hazmat suit…

    • Dick Saban

      Something's fishy about that…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – the one you love to hate

    • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude

      No Paul er A….that would be me. I was on the shitter and hit refresh, kinda what you prolly do all the time.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        – the one you love to hate

        • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude


    • ZombieBootParty

      You are getting boring. I need my Paula troll fix

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You haven't paid this month's subscription so this is what you get. Also I'm on meds that slowly kill the troll inside…

        – the one you love to hate

        • Bill57

          we could only hope

    • Pandora

      Why does everyone hate Paula?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Because they don't get it. Oh well, they are Chivers after all…

        – the one you love to hate

  • Kodos


    • Robert Muldoon

      Shoooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttt herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    #24 you’re not the only one.

  • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

    #38 took the idea from #37 after watching that Pedobear approved show. Fact.

    And I hope you feel better Erin. Falling down the stairs is usually a cover-up for something else…so if that bird of yours ever so much as tweets at you the wrong way… 😉

    • sheoncebelieved

      Hey LG, come over to my house and hang out with me, would you?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him…

        – the one you love to hate

        • JHL1

          Stuck in a trap… duh

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hi dear <3!
      Didn't forget you! Soon…

      – the one you love to hate

  • Mcfly707

    #24 you're not the only one.

    • Lowrent75


    • GreatCowGod


    • steg-my-saurus

      acutally she has boy hips…and apparently u guys are into that-

      • Herpanzer

        LMAO !!!

    • Guest

      i love your hips too

    • K.C.

      If you want a bitch with boy hips……just do a boy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

      I like her hips too, wouldn't mind seeing more. 😀

  • wztarheel

    #3 Muff diving?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Adam should get a gig at theCHIVE, so he can "fix the fucking mobile app"……..and everyone will stop bitching. #18

    • Franklin

      Yeah, and then he can take pictures from the girl(s) in room 205 and post them here.

  • Hamlet

    I respectfully disagree. Especially if you KNOW you're giving a duckface! Unacceptable.

    • jtease

      This site never posts crazy hot black chicks – Duckface or not…MOAR!!! I love you #29

  • Endo

    #49 – MOAR!

    • dougie

      PLEASE…. for the love of glossy oiled tig ol bitties!

      • Hays

        Amber Nicole Miller

  • Amy


    anybody else wonder how stuff like that is even allowed to exist?

    • Rahm Emanuel

      There is a very very special place in hell for this child's parents…WTF???

    • James

      Because, sadly, there will always be crazy mothers living vicariously through their childrens.

    • Lowrent75

      Yes, I want to punch all of them in da face!!!

    • Kodos

      Because some people should not be allowed to breed…

    • jimbojones

      And why was the submitter watching it?

      • Chaos

        It's been in the news alot the past couple days. Submitter didn't have to watch.

    • Jørgen Ørn

      Pedobear is laughing right now !

      • Jen

        I saw an episode where they stuffed this little girls shirt and pant to give her an ass and boobs like dollie parton. SICK. please note – i only watched half, OK

  • Blindsided5

    #24 that makes two of us.

    • dem bones

      Hip bones are not hips unless you're into skeletal structure.

      ….not that there's anything wrong with that…

  • Kodos

    That kinda freaked me out.

    • Ha!

      Seriously! I have to admit I tried to do it… couldnt.

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      That………kinda turned me on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

      wish i could flip people off with my foot!

    • Panama99

      What else can she do with her toes………..

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #24 So do I! Wouldn't mind seeing you take some more clothes off though. Because boobs

  • Sly

    #40 #41 I like where this is going…

    #49 Bewbs!

    • MITH

      i will have to agree with ya..

    • Master_Rahl

      that there is some healthy competition. Bring it on girls! So far, we're all winning!

  • SushiMutilator

    #23 seems legit

    • Master_Rahl

      I swear I'm having a flashback. why are the lines all wiggly?

      • Iowa

        Not shopped. You can tell by the pixels.

    • Tyler

      Like the red circle was really necessary?

      • nemesis

        …penny in the air…

    • Ryman

      I have seen a few shops in my day…

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