Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • wztarheel

    #24 Very nice hips!

    • Lotus

      You mean hip bones? Gotta go against the majority and dislike the bones visible through skin.

  • Bill57

    #6 General Bill Fuckin Murry

    • sucking


  • Obie Slice

    #46 yes but the bowl cut is unforgivable

    • greasdupdeafguy

      also, stoning your kids for talking back.

      They didn't fuck around in the Old Testament

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=580533096 Daniel Collier

        Let me preface this by stating that I am an athiest.

        But according to the Bible (Leviticus 19:28), no you cannot.

        • greasdupdeafguy

          If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. — Deuteronomy 21:18-21

          Do I win?

  • Graham

    #18 Hey Adam, I thought I would let you know that the wifi needs to be fixed. Other than that, you seem to be in good shape.

    • Undershooter30

      Unless you count the probably lawsuit or arrest

  • Riley


    Erin really does have a fantastic smile

  • Sly


  • Ok, but no

    No, women, no special permission for duck face. Smile. Ok, not hard for fucks sackes. #29
    I will do you non the less….

    • Natureboy

      this one gets a pass, but only because there aren't enough hot black chicks on the chive

      • mikey

        Now she has two strikes….

      • Jim

        Leave your racism out of it.

        No special treatment based on skin color, thanks.

        • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

          If blatantly fake boobs make it into FLBP, we can accept one duckface in the name of diversity. Let's at least let her submit more pics for Hump Day and judge her then.

          • Truth

            'Merica, Lowering it's standards in everything for the sake of diversity! Thanks Equal Opportunity Asshats.

    • Lev

      She should give us a tush shot, then we'll talk.

      • pimp

        i got foodstamps maybe i can take her out.

    • mike


    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      Totally agree. We need more color on this site. And, this girl definitely needs to make a comeback for Hump Day!

    • Erik D

      Finally, a black girl on the chive

    • K.C.

      Complete waste of bandwidth. Unacceptable at all times.

    • Ryman

      Gorgeous, keep em coming!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      stolen pic from the internet. NOT a chivette.

    • Anonymous chiver

      Make her a chivette! 🙂

  • Kaars

    #37… Child abuse

    • biggles

      I'd hit it

  • Cyy

    # 41, lets hope this trend continues all football season. we're looking at your michigan/ohio state, tennessee/florida, usc/ucla, and others. you know who you are. do the responsible thing and keep the tradition going.

    • This is how we do it


    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      UF dominates all, everyday, anyday. There is no room for debate here.

      *I may be biased seeing as I bleed orange and blue.

      • Dick Folgers

        Girl you crazy! You may be hot enough to contribute to global warming but pump the brakes on that UF stuff. If you MUST prove me wrong, get some UF undies and get your chive on.

        Challenge accepted?

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          Ball on. 😉

          • Dan M

            Mother of god is that pic in your icon of your challange accepted? SUBMIT NOW!

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #24 And I love them as well!

  • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

    #9 is about as cool as #10 yesterday.
    Whatcha say we see how your sponsors feel about your joking about domestic violence and date rape with chloroform. For shit sake, I am an open minded, funny loving dude but you guys just punch the damned envelope too punch. Known what I mean.

    • Mcfly707

      Hey Cecil…go fuck yourself.

      • Matt

        Hey Cecil, I'm with you on this one. I wonder why people actually OPPOSE your comment calling out domestic violence. Why in the HELL would people actually WANT jokes about abuse? Hitting women is one of the lowest things pieces-of-shit can do, and yet somehow we're supposed to laugh about it–but don't DARE object to it? It used to be that the one thing ALL real men agreed on was simple: guys who hit women are shit. Pure and simple.

    • mtnview

      not sure if the intent was to bring out the comments… but for a fun minded easy going photo blog… that really sucked. that photo should be removed.

  • gharvx

    #29 – Duckface no forgivable… but you are smokin' hot!

    • mikey


    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      We need her back for Hump Day!

    • turbosmurf

      we need MOAR to be able to forgive the duckface

    • guy

      find her MOAR!!!

    • truth

      gross… stay away please

  • Bill57

    #12 Paula finally posted her gif

  • bighipsrule


  • SweetAwesomeness

    Paula quit putting your evil damn curses on our Chivettes!!!

    • Bill57

      get well erin and stop hurting yourself

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      Oh wait, meant: But I love Chivettes!

      – wait… what the fuck am I doing on page 2? I never go to page 2…

      • Bill57

        cause ou are irrelevant

  • cjhz8

    #30 Speaks the truth

  • Çreep

    #24 I c your poon dune. i like them too, they look like good handles.

  • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

    #37 is freaking me out really, really bad.
    How is this good parenting?

    • Señor Gonzales

      ask Pedobear

  • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

    #29 Absofuckinglutely!

    • mikey


    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      Yes yes yes!!

  • heli_dude

    #31 I Want

    • Matt

      You want Photoshop? This is really badly 'shopped.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Nooooooo duckface! EVAR!
    Cutie though ❤

    OH PUSSY!!!! Deleting your comment because you're at -1? PUUUUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude

      you caught me..damnit

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        paula got caught too, but they threw her back

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #40 #41 loser of the 'Bama Auburn game has to get naked…get on it Chive…and do a better job than when that chick was getting naked because Patty lost a few LBS…make it happen!

    • Undershooter30

      Or winner gets naked. Either way haha

      • Rahm Emanuel

        Good point and given Auburn looked like a JV team this weekend against Utah State…'Bama get your tassles ready!!!!

        • Undershooter30

          yep, roll tide!

    • greasdupdeafguy

      what did happen to that chick getting naked while Patty was losing weight? And what happened to Patty losing weight?

  • Gevth

    #37 Sorry, but I'm seeing He-Man here…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646765608 Jeffrey Scott

    #23 I could be wrong, but this might be a photo manip.

  • Pat

    #29 No! Not ever… Kinda like Planking!

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