Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • tropsmurf

    #17 seriously America WTF? yours truly, the rest of the world

    • Eddie

      Correction*

      Seriously Texas, WTF? Yours truly, The rest of the country.

      • n_kb

        Seriously America that actually looks fun to eat. Yours truly, a Canadian.

    • bigjohn

      AMERICA< FUCK YAH!

    • Cerubus

      Japan has Texas beat on weird food. Now we will try to deep fry everything at state fairs, but then again we are crazy like that.

    • Kodos

      Dear rest of the world:

      FUCK YOU.

      Sincerly,
      TEXAS

      • Alex

        Spoke like a true redneck!

      • patov40

        Nice Kodos! B)

        • sniggi

          kodos as in the dinosaur things from World of Warcraft?

    • patov40

      Haters gonna hate! B)

      • Dr_StrangePants

        and Fryers gonna Fry

        lets see what happens with this Beer-Battered Chocolate!

        • dutch

          last year they had fried beer.

    • Panama99

      Get in line the rest of the world, these are State and County Fairs. It not like it being served in the public schools….yet.

      As for what they are serving at these events: Fried Bubble Gum, Fried Oreos, Fried Bacon, Fried Twinkes, etc. Still you have cotton candy, popcorn, corn dogs, funnel cakes, turkey legs. If you don't like them don't buy them. It is really very simple.

      No one is forcing you to eat it.

    • ZombieBootParty

      Texas is not part of America, @ least I would never admit it.

      • big_hairy_si

        And I thought it was us Scots that led the world in deep frying unlikely food stuffs. Fair play to you Texas, you've taken the game to a new level!

        • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

          Only one way such a contest would end: *Breaking News* A legion of insane, kilt wearing Scotsman in Woad battle paint climbed Big Ben and attempted to deep fry the the number "12" in pancake batter. When asked why they were attempting to deface a major piece of English history they responded "Because the bloody Texans just deep fried Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore and we couldn't let it go unanswered….NOW PISS OFF!"

      • j22

        easy way to spot someone who has not been to tx

    • ConstableDubs

      Texas State Fair is small time compared to the Minnesota State Fair.

      Up here we've got deep-fried chocolate covered bacon, deep fried Twinkies, deep fried apple pie and chocolate sandwiches, deep fried candy bars, pizza topped with corn dogs, Deep-fried bologna on-a-stick, Deep-fried shortcake, and Deep-fried bacon cheddar mashed potatoes on-a-stick, just to name a few.

      • Joe

        Way to be the shitty one up guy.

    • digsred

      Nice trick since the Texas fair of 2011 doesn't start until September 30th…

    • andy

      will more than likely clog your arteries if not your colon

    • Texas > Everything

      Pieces of fried batter in my gum while I'm chewing? Sounds fucking awful.
      Texas is still the shit, but that's like frying butter. Wack

    • Shu

      http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2011/09

      yes. i believe the deep-fried cakeballs tops bubblegum.

  • Yeah

    #21 i have the ice cube tray of Han Solo in carbonite. best idea ever

    • falacer

      Where does one find this? I have to get this!!!

      • Catbra

        Try Thinkgeek

      • Yeah

        i got mine at a local comic book store

      • Star Wars sucks

        Wherever virgins congregate.

        • JDB

          Funny, but you get a thumbs down for your name.

          • Ed Wood

            it was a mediocre sci-fi flick that came out in the 70s. GET OVER IT.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Just bc I have to: There are not the droids you're looking for.

      • Jen

        really didn't have to

      • Duh

        *These* are not the droids you're looking for.

  • dash

    #12 mmmmmm k

    • Pokepoke

      That yeeeeaaaaaah needs to be longer, also theres some mmmm's missing

    • Birdhaus32

      Oh, oh, I almost forgot. I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday too.

    • JROC

      ssssssiiiiiiippppppp

  • 125guest

    #18, man if I feel old, how old must Jeff Goldblum be????

    • Saul

      Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

      • Ronnie

        Pineapple express ❤

    • TBM

      He will be 60 next year

    • ensergio

      Best movie ever.

    • steg-my-saurus

      I had sex for the 1st time after watching this movie with my Jr high girlfriend…thank you Mr. T-Rex!

      • DrROBOTO

        he's dead actually

    • Buford_Justice

      when I walk down the isle on my wedding the J P opening gates theme song will be the song that is played.

      • Brother M.

        that is the most horrifically tacky thing i've ever heard…..

    • Gabe

      The movie still knocks out most movies today

    • villanovano

      agree 100% pal

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      20 years! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  • Undershooter30

    #4 Good monkey, I have trained you well.

    • gaz

      i was thinking it was more like monkey rape 😮

      • Undershooter30

        Still doesn't mean I didn't train him.

  • dash

    #1 wow, look at all that bacon

    • gaz

      now your laptop smells like fat guy arse

      • n_kb

        please just someone get him an ipod

        • amrith777

          and a shirt….

          • thom

            Or a kimono.

          • Mac Thrashtiekvon

            the mans rockin out super ghetto style, leave him be lol.badass crazzy

        • SenorWilson

          If some one gets him an iPod whats he going to do with his laptop when he's cooking? Laptops need to be heard too man.

    • Justin

      Macbooks dont continue to play music when closed like that, nor did my old Toshiba so Im not sure if it's even working

  • Undershooter30

    #18 Shit I'm getting old.

  • kidn

    #8 that's creepy as fuck.

  • Catence

    #8 – awesome seeing that at 2am. not creepy at all.

    • CHARLES

      BOOBS

  • Undershooter30

    #15 Still not as good as the cat standing on the dog's back drinking from the ice maker/water dispenser on the fridge.

  • tawhitlow

    #23 is disturbing on several levels

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Is this Paula?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Bill57

        No it's your Dad

      • Mac Thrashtiekvon

        hey, way the hell would this happen????? huh? you a gremlin or sum shit? eh? screw that. die

    • Chesty Laroo

      Disturbing how much I LOLed at it.

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        It may be disturbing, but I can't stop watching!!

    • BaJezzus

      awwww……look. he reincarnated himself as a human. how sweet.

    • http://www.facebook.com/svp318 Simon Vega

      My mind always adds sound to GIFs and this time I heard the same sound worms make when they move in Worms Armageddon…

  • maclean

    #6 haters gonna hate

  • varlotto

    #8

    good thing I don't believe in windows!

    • NAACP

      How do you not believe in windows? They exist, I'm sitting with an office with three of them right now.

      • j22

        windows are not real

  • Dude

    #1 Now that's portable!

  • Sweden

    #13 and #14 are connected right?
    13 is when you enter the toilet and 14 is when you release the pressure – right?

    • JDB

      Thanks Captain Obvious for clearing that up for me…

      • Paul_

        Dick snorkel…

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.muirhead Ben Muirhead

    #23 never an orca around when you need one

  • The Bandit

    #1 ….not awesome
    #13 …some spicy food would solve your constipation…

  • laxcat36

    #1 Dell's new tablet

  • Boomer

    #10 Is that…Kevin Bacon to the left?

    • n_kb

      Canadian gangsters the Bacon Brothers? Anyone?

      • amrith777

        Lady Ga Ga's progeny

  • Chase

    #8 Exactly how I felt when I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries…that show scared the hell out of me

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000522611267 Kristen Weeks

      Yeah, when it was about ghosts and aliens and was awesome…now it's just another extension of America's Most Wanted…

  • Bobo

    I just want to smash #9 's guitar and say, "Wrecking other people's stuff is awesome, right?"

    • greasdupdeafguy

      It's not like your breaking anything expensive, it's just a fender acoustic. You buy those when you start college and want to be the three chords playing douchebag.

      Get a Martin or a Gibson like a real man

      • Jen

        Martin or a Gibson??? You obviously have no idea what you're talking about since those two brands are not even close to being on the same level with each other.

        Judging by your comment, you're probably a 6-chord tool instead of the 3.

    • JROC

      judging by both you're comments both of you have been vagina-less for far to long.

      • Yoyo

        Since when does knowing a bit about guitars make you a fag?

    • FiddleDog

      Hmm. that looks like 2nd Ave in Nashville, TN. I don't remember this happening. Can we get more info on this pic?

      • Bobby

        Looks like a Toronto police car. I'd say this is from the G20 (I think) riots from last year (I think). How'd I do?

      • BOBSMYUNCLE

        For sure Toronto G20… Queen Street.

  • DarthChiver

    #1
    lemme guess, the new portable music player from windows?

  • Goodwin

    i want to have doggy style sex with #10

    • Goodwin

      awww shit… I meant #23

      • amrith777

        Your correction didn't make it any less creepy o.0

        • ???

          neither does your face

  • SuperiorTo8

    #14 OH, which comment should I go with…
    "Curry night!"
    "I must go, my planet needs me"
    "I have the cruelest master in the world"
    "My pet is rocket powered. Your arguement is invalid"
    "Even Chuck Norris' dog is lethal"

    • kno

      uh uh uh uh, Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles Bits

  • Billy Ocean

    #18 then #11 Is it the evolution?

    • patov40

      #11 SLAYED me! Too damn funny! :p

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