His goal was to grab a thousand boobs (5 GIFS)

September 8, 2011 | In: Animate Gifs, Funny, Girls, High-Res

Some Russian dude set out to grab 1,000 boobs and actually succeeded. Because the .gifs are so heavy, I can only offer a small sample of boob grabbage here but I've embedded the video below.

marcus

#8

As soon as he makes contact, she goes subtle lip bite

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

She needs to get laid.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

fat mike

you need to get laid you dumb bitch

Bill57

no she needs to get a life

Jimmy

Really think Paula is a 'she'?

Bill57

don't care honestly

Mister H.

a life and fucked…

CNG

Paula can i touch your tits 1000 times?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

A 1000 hands can touch my tits… AT THE SAME TIME!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

CNG

Soooo…. thats a yes?

Lip Bite

how can you tell the lip bite? #8 goes so fast…??

sexy

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k t

Kind of looks like a cow chewing…
penis

actually i think she is chewing gum.
Mister H.

She's chewing gum….

i just chived

all of your arguments are invalid because in 143-144 you can see spiderman

sexy

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final countdown

#16 is dead sexy

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

They need to get laid.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
thisisbennett

#16 looks like a boy

darwin

#9, #15, #16

for some reason, I can't stop watching this

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You need to get laid.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

burningman

This guy is so full of win, it's not even funny. You should hook up with Darwin up top.

Verbal_Kint

Everybody needs goals in life. I think this one is as good as any I have heard.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Sounds like you got laid!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Verbal_Kint

Thanks, Paula.Requisite gay comment form “The Truth” to follow in three.. two… one…

Russian Boob Guy

Male "breasts" don't count VK. Just so you know…

Bill57

you must be jealous

Truth

Verbal_Kint jealous of a dude touching a lot of chicks? Not likely.

Bill57

no paula is jealous someone else is getting laid

Dolfan0925

Except he prolly touched 15 boobs, and 85 bras.

hMMMM

what about the other 900?

EasternCanuck

This guy is a genius…

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You'll never get laid.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Bill57

neither will you, thank god

Jen

i want to touch grab 1000 packages. yes, i need to get laid.

Mr. MarshyD13

that's two things you and Verbal_Kint have in common.

EasternCanuck

surprised your here… though it was feeding time at the zoo… they must feed you with a slingshot your so fugly.

Just Sayin'

Pretty sure he should be getting arrested for #5

http://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

yup, and it looks like mom is coming from background to kick his ass
thiscabwasrare

Dude, it's Russia!
bored at work…

Pretty sure he should get arrested for about a third of those if you watch the video
ensergio

There was some pedobear action
Benjiman

in what country can you get arrested for touching someone's breasts with permission? regardless the age?

Just Sayin'

Because you have to be over the age of 16 (or 18) in the USA to give permission or "say yes". Anyone younger than that it is considered statutory rape.

Benjiman

and how is touching breasts the same as getting raped? some weird country you got there

Japanese Facts.

It's not rape itself, it's the principle that the minor is not old enough to give consent, so any sexual acts towards them (which include molestation) are considered statutory rape

garrett

neil patrick harris doppelganger?

jonathan

nah, NPH doesn't need a gimmick to get ladies to let him touch their chest-icles.

rutrow

NPH is GAY he wants to touch testicles not chest-icles.

its_forge

If he wanted to touch boobies, very few women in the world would say no, since a) he's a very pretty man and b) he's gay and therefore "safe," and they'd be assured he wasn't enjoying it more than he should.

rutrow

Damn so that must be NPH's gimmick…

Dustin

you were looking at the guy??

tomchalm

Underachiever.
Intensemasterdebater

Hopefully, this will replace planking, owling, or whatever…
Wolfmane

#14 Not a single fuck was given. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/13154…
Dave

in mother russia, boobs touch you
Verbal_Kint

#823 Get's a little grab of her own…
Blindsided5

He's more productive in a day than I am at work in a week.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1768549091 Nigel Rice

This man is a god among men.
Dave

i wonder how many phone numbers he got from them..

the elusive

well shit, he got enough hugs and kisses… who woulda thunk a random boob grab would get such positive responses…

phonzo

here is the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa7tNFB7c4&fe…

like 20 minute no blinking applied XD

phonzo

jaja sorry didn't see it at the bottom XD

Matt

If you're going to grab them then grab them. Looks more like he's touching them, but I wouldn't call that a grab. You gotta get in there, jiggle them around a lil.

Jen

motorboat em a bit.
hassssss

no shit. apparently grab in russia means "gently place your hands upon". so apparently i was grabbing girls chests when they brushed against me in a public place somewhere.

Lou

Now all you have to do is get that on video with 1,001 different girls

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

This is sweet
Oblivious

Two words: Hero

EtienneR

And the second word?

Pepermunt9

omg ur dumb >.<

sebastianbleach

truth to be told the boobs were 2000

I wish I could do 20

apg

I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll until someone realized this.
bobby

Scrolling down to comment on that very thing when I saw yours.

http://thechive.com um_yeah

#12… at the end what was flying over??

beat rice

Pterodactyl. The only logical explanation
Dan

Probably some crappy Russian aircraft. She gets the good sport award by the way.
Simone B

Batman?
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

One of my brilliant comments that usually goes over Chiver's heads.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

Does the no. 12 refer to her age as well? Nothing there to touch. Same for 14 & 15.

Birdhaus32

FLBP for #1 and it would totally be worth the slap

0_0

agreed
Lev

He shouldn't be worried about getting in trouble for this. She smiled, hence, totally asking for it.
vol

Wendy from "The Wonder Years"?

bobby

Thought the exact same thing!

danica mckellar – close, but not quite.

Oskar

FIND HER !!!!!!!!
au naturale

she didn't have tits like those…find her in RUSSIA

Whoa!

Rebecca Black of the future?? :0

German

looking at this gif makes me think that there is still hope for humanity, hope the young viewers sees this and stop doing the planking and the other stuff and start to "boobing"………….
Guesty

Drop a couple 0's off the count, and that is the average chiver's goal in their lifetime.
_alex

Lucky bastard!!

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

He has inadvertently started the Cold War II. Not to be outdone the Americans will go double or nothing. This war looks to be perkier than most, however

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