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  • marcus

    #8

    As soon as he makes contact, she goes subtle lip bite

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      She needs to get laid.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • fat mike

        you need to get laid you dumb bitch

        • Bill57

          no she needs to get a life

          • Jimmy

            Really think Paula is a 'she'?

            • Bill57

              don't care honestly

          • Mister H.

            a life and fucked…

      • CNG

        Paula can i touch your tits 1000 times?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          A 1000 hands can touch my tits… AT THE SAME TIME!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • CNG

            Soooo…. thats a yes?

            • Lip Bite

              how can you tell the lip bite? #8 goes so fast…??

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    • k t

      Kind of looks like a cow chewing…

    • penis

      actually i think she is chewing gum.

    • Mister H.

      She's chewing gum….

      • i just chived

        all of your arguments are invalid because in 143-144 you can see spiderman

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  • final countdown

    #16 is dead sexy

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      They need to get laid.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • thisisbennett

      #16 looks like a boy

  • darwin

    #9, #15, #16

    for some reason, I can't stop watching this

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You need to get laid.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • burningman

        This guy is so full of win, it's not even funny. You should hook up with Darwin up top.

  • Verbal_Kint

    Everybody needs goals in life. I think this one is as good as any I have heard.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sounds like you got laid!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Verbal_Kint

        Thanks, Paula.Requisite gay comment form “The Truth” to follow in three.. two… one…

        • Russian Boob Guy

          Male "breasts" don't count VK. Just so you know…

      • Bill57

        you must be jealous

        • Truth

          Verbal_Kint jealous of a dude touching a lot of chicks? Not likely.

          • Bill57

            no paula is jealous someone else is getting laid

    • Dolfan0925

      Except he prolly touched 15 boobs, and 85 bras.

      • hMMMM

        what about the other 900?

  • EasternCanuck

    This guy is a genius…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You'll never get laid.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Bill57

        neither will you, thank god

        • Jen

          i want to touch grab 1000 packages. yes, i need to get laid.

          • Mr. MarshyD13

            that's two things you and Verbal_Kint have in common.

      • EasternCanuck

        surprised your here… though it was feeding time at the zoo… they must feed you with a slingshot your so fugly.

  • Just Sayin'

    Pretty sure he should be getting arrested for #5

    • http://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

      yup, and it looks like mom is coming from background to kick his ass

    • thiscabwasrare

      Dude, it's Russia!

    • bored at work...

      Pretty sure he should get arrested for about a third of those if you watch the video

    • ensergio

      There was some pedobear action

    • Benjiman

      in what country can you get arrested for touching someone's breasts with permission? regardless the age?

      • Just Sayin'

        Because you have to be over the age of 16 (or 18) in the USA to give permission or "say yes". Anyone younger than that it is considered statutory rape.

        • Benjiman

          and how is touching breasts the same as getting raped? some weird country you got there

          • Japanese Facts.

            It's not rape itself, it's the principle that the minor is not old enough to give consent, so any sexual acts towards them (which include molestation) are considered statutory rape

  • garrett

    neil patrick harris doppelganger?

    • jonathan

      nah, NPH doesn't need a gimmick to get ladies to let him touch their chest-icles.

      • rutrow

        NPH is GAY he wants to touch testicles not chest-icles.

        • its_forge

          If he wanted to touch boobies, very few women in the world would say no, since a) he's a very pretty man and b) he's gay and therefore "safe," and they'd be assured he wasn't enjoying it more than he should.

          • rutrow

            Damn so that must be NPH's gimmick…

    • Dustin

      you were looking at the guy??

  • tomchalm

    Underachiever.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    Hopefully, this will replace planking, owling, or whatever…

  • Wolfmane

    #14 Not a single fuck was given. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/13154

  • Dave

    in mother russia, boobs touch you

  • Verbal_Kint

    #823 Get's a little grab of her own…

  • Blindsided5

    He's more productive in a day than I am at work in a week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1768549091 Nigel Rice

    This man is a god among men.

  • Dave

    i wonder how many phone numbers he got from them..😉

    • the elusive

      well shit, he got enough hugs and kisses… who woulda thunk a random boob grab would get such positive responses…

  • phonzo

    here is the video


    like 20 minute no blinking applied😄

    • phonzo

      jaja sorry didn't see it at the bottom😄

  • Matt

    If you're going to grab them then grab them. Looks more like he's touching them, but I wouldn't call that a grab. You gotta get in there, jiggle them around a lil.

    • Jen

      motorboat em a bit.

    • hassssss

      no shit. apparently grab in russia means "gently place your hands upon". so apparently i was grabbing girls chests when they brushed against me in a public place somewhere.

      • Lou

        Now all you have to do is get that on video with 1,001 different girls

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    This is sweet

  • Oblivious

    Two words: Hero

    • EtienneR

      And the second word?

      • Pepermunt9

        omg ur dumb >.<

  • sebastianbleach

    truth to be told the boobs were 2000

    I wish I could do 20😦

    • apg

      I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll until someone realized this.

    • bobby

      Scrolling down to comment on that very thing when I saw yours.

  • http://thechive.com um_yeah

    #12… at the end what was flying over??

    • beat rice

      Pterodactyl. The only logical explanation

    • Dan

      Probably some crappy Russian aircraft. She gets the good sport award by the way.

    • Simone B

      Batman?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      One of my brilliant comments that usually goes over Chiver's heads.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Does the no. 12 refer to her age as well? Nothing there to touch. Same for 14 & 15.

  • Birdhaus32

    FLBP for #1 and it would totally be worth the slap

    • 0_0

      agreed

    • Lev

      He shouldn't be worried about getting in trouble for this. She smiled, hence, totally asking for it.

    • vol

      Wendy from "The Wonder Years"?

      • bobby

        Thought the exact same thing!

        danica mckellar – close, but not quite.

        • Oskar

          FIND HER !!!!!!!!

        • au naturale

          she didn't have tits like those…find her in RUSSIA

    • Whoa!

      Rebecca Black of the future?? :0

  • German

    looking at this gif makes me think that there is still hope for humanity, hope the young viewers sees this and stop doing the planking and the other stuff and start to "boobing"………….

  • Guesty

    Drop a couple 0's off the count, and that is the average chiver's goal in their lifetime.

  • _alex

    Lucky bastard!!

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      He has inadvertently started the Cold War II. Not to be outdone the Americans will go double or nothing. This war looks to be perkier than most, however😉

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