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September 8, 2011 |
In: Animate Gifs, Funny, Girls, High-Res
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Some Russian dude set out to grab 1,000 boobs and actually succeeded. Because the .gifs are so heavy, I can only offer a small sample of boob grabbage here but I've embedded the video below.
As soon as he makes contact, she goes subtle lip bite
She needs to get laid.
- the one you love to hate
you need to get laid you dumb bitch
no she needs to get a life
Really think Paula is a 'she'?
don't care honestly
a life and fucked…
Paula can i touch your tits 1000 times?
A 1000 hands can touch my tits… AT THE SAME TIME!
Soooo…. thats a yes?
how can you tell the lip bite? #8 goes so fast…??
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Kind of looks like a cow chewing…
actually i think she is chewing gum.
She's chewing gum….
all of your arguments are invalid because in 143-144 you can see spiderman
#16 is dead sexy
They need to get laid.
#16 looks like a boy
#9, #15, #16
for some reason, I can't stop watching this
You need to get laid.
This guy is so full of win, it's not even funny. You should hook up with Darwin up top.
Everybody needs goals in life. I think this one is as good as any I have heard.
Sounds like you got laid!
Thanks, Paula.Requisite gay comment form “The Truth” to follow in three.. two… one…
Male "breasts" don't count VK. Just so you know…
you must be jealous
Verbal_Kint jealous of a dude touching a lot of chicks? Not likely.
no paula is jealous someone else is getting laid
Except he prolly touched 15 boobs, and 85 bras.
what about the other 900?
This guy is a genius…
You'll never get laid.
- the one you love to hate
neither will you, thank god
i want to touch grab 1000 packages. yes, i need to get laid.
that's two things you and Verbal_Kint have in common.
surprised your here… though it was feeding time at the zoo… they must feed you with a slingshot your so fugly.
Pretty sure he should be getting arrested for #5
yup, and it looks like mom is coming from background to kick his ass
Dude, it's Russia!
Pretty sure he should get arrested for about a third of those if you watch the video
There was some pedobear action
in what country can you get arrested for touching someone's breasts with permission? regardless the age?
Because you have to be over the age of 16 (or 18) in the USA to give permission or "say yes". Anyone younger than that it is considered statutory rape.
and how is touching breasts the same as getting raped? some weird country you got there
It's not rape itself, it's the principle that the minor is not old enough to give consent, so any sexual acts towards them (which include molestation) are considered statutory rape
neil patrick harris doppelganger?
nah, NPH doesn't need a gimmick to get ladies to let him touch their chest-icles.
NPH is GAY he wants to touch testicles not chest-icles.
If he wanted to touch boobies, very few women in the world would say no, since a) he's a very pretty man and b) he's gay and therefore "safe," and they'd be assured he wasn't enjoying it more than he should.
Damn so that must be NPH's gimmick…
you were looking at the guy??
Hopefully, this will replace planking, owling, or whatever…
#14 Not a single fuck was given. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/13154…
in mother russia, boobs touch you
#823 Get's a little grab of her own…
He's more productive in a day than I am at work in a week.
This man is a god among men.
i wonder how many phone numbers he got from them..
well shit, he got enough hugs and kisses… who woulda thunk a random boob grab would get such positive responses…
here is the video
like 20 minute no blinking applied XD
jaja sorry didn't see it at the bottom XD
If you're going to grab them then grab them. Looks more like he's touching them, but I wouldn't call that a grab. You gotta get in there, jiggle them around a lil.
motorboat em a bit.
no shit. apparently grab in russia means "gently place your hands upon". so apparently i was grabbing girls chests when they brushed against me in a public place somewhere.
Now all you have to do is get that on video with 1,001 different girls
This is sweet
Two words: Hero
And the second word?
omg ur dumb >.<
truth to be told the boobs were 2000
I wish I could do 20
I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll until someone realized this.
Scrolling down to comment on that very thing when I saw yours.
#12… at the end what was flying over??
Pterodactyl. The only logical explanation
Probably some crappy Russian aircraft. She gets the good sport award by the way.
One of my brilliant comments that usually goes over Chiver's heads.
Does the no. 12 refer to her age as well? Nothing there to touch. Same for 14 & 15.
FLBP for #1 and it would totally be worth the slap
He shouldn't be worried about getting in trouble for this. She smiled, hence, totally asking for it.
Wendy from "The Wonder Years"?
Thought the exact same thing!
danica mckellar – close, but not quite.
FIND HER !!!!!!!!
she didn't have tits like those…find her in RUSSIA
Rebecca Black of the future?? :0
looking at this gif makes me think that there is still hope for humanity, hope the young viewers sees this and stop doing the planking and the other stuff and start to "boobing"………….
Drop a couple 0's off the count, and that is the average chiver's goal in their lifetime.
He has inadvertently started the Cold War II. Not to be outdone the Americans will go double or nothing. This war looks to be perkier than most, however
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