All I want to know is…what happens if I fire a rocket launcher into the gaggle? (16 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

    i got excited hoping to see a photo of millions of geese getting blown up by a rocket launcher

    • 0192837465

      me2

    • SenorWilson

      I got exited to see millions of geese dodging a rocket. We're both disappointed.

    • McBeastie

      I got excited to call whoever shoots a rocket into a flock of geese an asshole. We are all disappointed.

      • Bill57

        anybody got a flame thrower?

    • Juan

      ASSHOLE

    • HermesAthena

      YEA W.T.F

    • Ammo Guy

      Why would you fire a rocket launcher into the crowd of birds when you could just fire the rocket from the launcher?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

    i got excited hoping to see a photo of millions of geese getting blown up by a rocket launcher

    • mmmhmmm

      apparently this comment was great 54 minutes ago, but sucked 53 minutes ago. sorry peter dexter, you fifteen minutes of fame fell short.

    • Bill57

      I think we have the tree huggers all upset lmao

    • Larry

      I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

    • TEDTHEBIGCHEESE

      He's really Jimmy two time form goodfellas.

      "I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers."

      • bullet knuts

        Don't forget Sammy seven time from SNL,

        "I'm gonna go get the papers, the papers, the papers, the papers, the papers, the papers, the papers."

  • http://www.facebook.com/greg.meinhardt Greg Meinhardt

    millions….or billions?

    • asf

      bigillions?

    • ...

      probably neither

    • OG456

      Thousands.

  • Lowrent75

    Great gobs of goose shit Batman!!

    • trollface.jpg

      WHY WOULD YOU MENTION ROCKET LAUNCHER .. AND THEN NO ROCKET LAUNCHER?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    That would suck to have your car parked right around there

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      I think the fact that your car would be parked in water would suck, you fucking idiot!

  • jack

    those are snow geese, despicable creatures

    • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

      *tasty

  • KNOB

    Is this normal?

    • thomasPONIESreeves

      no, its GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!

  • Master_Rahl

    I hear they taste like chicken

    • Dirty Dingus

      They taste good, but are tough as rubber. They are alright if you boil them for a long time.

      Oh and….That's a lot of Honkers right there.

  • Brian King

    And I ran.
    I ran so far away.
    I just ran.
    I ran all night and day.
    I couldn't get away.

    • xaqdank

      Thats seagulls….cmon man!

      • Eeik5150

        I think he thought they were seagulls after seeing a more close-up shot. Way to pay attention to the head *facepalm*

      • thomf

        Definitely works like the triple fail, Will Smith/Samuel Jackson/Bill Cosby meme though.

    • lolol

      – the eagles

      • The_Dood

        With a picture of the Kinks.

  • dweber77

    I will gladly trade you some canadian geese for some of your snow geese. Damn mean canadian geese.

    • sandi

      racist

      • dweber77

        It's not my fault all Canadian geese are dicks.

    • philgrad

      Canadian geese used to be worth only about 85% of a snow goose. Damn global goose currency.

    • Quarryman32

      Canada geese. "Canadian" geese are any species of goose that have maple leafs on their passports, eh?

    • Poontangler

      It's because your citizens can't freely possess firearms. Your geese have become emboldened assholes. Eh.

  • Mike Pots

    Takin mad shits

  • Lawndart

    Well we know what happens when you try to fly an airliner through them… maybe they should use rocket launchers for these suckers.

  • Tuttified

    Pretty sure Peter Dexter got excited hoping to see a photo of millions of geese getting blown up by a rocket launcher .

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

      who wouldn't! i would like to say in my defense that i did ask the chive to get rid of my double post, because i didnt want to be a cunt like that. sorry

      • The_Dood

        You know you can delete your own posts?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

          the only things i can do are click my name/link to my FB page, permalink to the comment, thumbs up/down, reply and report, unless i am blind, i did report it to the chive but apparently they like to mock my double posting

          • The_Dood

            Must be the type of profile then (intensedebate vs. facebook). Right next to "report", under my comment, I have the options edit and delete.

  • Dolfan0925

    BEST CHIVE POST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THAT'S CHIVE!!!

    [/sarcasm]

  • Ferret

    at least there not canadian….. geese

    • SpellCheck

      Sit down before you hurt yourself!

      Here, allow me: THEY'RE, as in "At least they're not canadian … geese."
      Or, "At least they are not canadian … geese"

      Goddamn, we learned this shit in third grade man, c'mon!

      • OrnithologyCheck

        Canada geese

        • Ambush Steve

          Touché

      • http://www.facebook.com/rcole83 Ray Cole

        Why didn't you correct him on the use of ellipses (signifying something has been left out), SpellCheck grammar Nazi?

    • America F*ck Ya!

      Douchebag….(See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche). Canada geese are of a friendly nature, as their name suggests. Dont be Hatin'

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    Call me paranoid, but I think they are all conspiring to take a shit on my car.

  • disturbed

    Pretty in pics. Horrible nasty creatures that shit like dogs in real life.

    • Yup

      shit like dogs, and everything else thats alive

  • Nigel

    It takes a strange/demented mind to wonder what would happen if you fired a rocket launcher into them…

  • Anon

    And yet we have people going hungry every night in this country…looks like lot of food to me.

    • disturbed

      They taste like spotted owl.

  • steve

    LAMEST POST EVER

  • Wx Guy

    Hello, Ducks Unlimited? Yeah, we need to talk…..

  • Saw it coming

    #14 "Find her!" Fap, Fap, Fap…. or is that "Flap, Flap, Flap"

  • vindi

    and of course thats right where I parked my car after I washed it!

  • JOHN

    So much poop

  • Lame

    You see millions of birds and your first thought is fire a rocket launcher into them? That’s pretty fucking sick.

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