All I want to know is…what happens if I fire a rocket launcher into the gaggle? (16 Photos)

  • @Poopy_McPoop

    Paula's a skank-ass ho.

    • Coldzilla

      You mean for trollin the site, never really bothering to post about the subject at hand instead just trying to draw attention to herself?

      Yeah anybody who did that would be a skank-ass ho


      • The Pict

        Goodness, even I saw what you did there. A tip of the hat to you.

  • Rose3191

    Most of these look like those 3-d optical illusions, like if I squint hard enough I'll see something.

    • Shant1k

      yeah! i saw a bird

  • newscot

    That's a helluva gaggle!

  • RickTheTemp

    i got excited hoping to see a photo of millions of geese getting blown up by a rocket launcher

  • jjj

    Texas has a "light goose conservation order" during which there is no daily bag limit or possession limit.
    Be nice to thin that mess out.

  • Gordon

    Better question, what will happen to the poor bastard who happens to walk near this with a piece of bread?

  • OzarkHippie

    I'm in MO and I've never seen a gaggle like that.

  • Verbal_Kint

    That's a whole lot of Foie Gras right there…

    • Jim

      No. No its not.

      • Verbal_Kint

        While they may have not been stuffed with a funnel for maximum size and plumpness, they still have livers…

  • dfsfds

    Beware. Those are Paula's minions.

  • John

    A) Thank God that they can drop deuces while flying.
    B) The amount of delicious soup those necks would make!

  • drew

    #16 made me immediately think of the zerg.

  • Tough Love

    this is the new leader of most pointless posts on the chive

    • Jen

      look guys! a bunch of fucking geese! WOO HOO!

  • mmmhmmm

    #1 FIND HER… the one on the left.

  • Travis

    I've been there…I think. It looks like Squaw Creek Wildlife Refuge in Mound City. It was an annual camp out when I was a kid.
    Had to climb up a damn hill before sunrise and breakfast to watch all the damn geese "wake up" in the morning….stupid geese.

  • Chris Arabian

    Those are Snow geese, which are just as nasty and poop filled as Canadian Geese. We have 40 or so Canadian Geese eating our lawn here at the office and leaving their bulbous chunks of poop on our sidewalk and parking lot. I can just imagine the damage that gaggle could do to a paintjob!!!

  • Rob

    Where is Bruce Cockburn when you need him?


  • Athena


  • EJC

    Yeah they taste like ass, hunted them once and Swan Lake, Missouri Conservation agent told me the limit was whatever I could fit in the back of my truck.

  • TitoRigatoni

    Pretty sure this is what the punt gun was invented for.
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  • ChucklesTheClown

    That's a lot of poop.

  • Althing

    The AA-12 automatic shotgun with 30 round drums would be suitable in this hunting situation.

  • MonkeyMadness

    You'd better have an umbrella handy!!

  • The Dude

    This is what LG's nightmares are made of……

  • Edward

    You would probably be arrested by the warden.

  • ExistentialBanana

    M-M-M-M-Monster Kill!

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