Best photos of the week (45 Photos)

  • wikus


    • Marcin Kalisz

      congrats bro. u rule!

      • wikus

        i know.

    • Guest

      high- jacked!
      make #24 Chivette!

      • Paula_

        No, the rear is too damn high!

        – the one you love to hate

        • wikus

          you scare me has hell paula

  • Bill57

    #13 GET IN MY BELLY!

    • nope

      I just read your comment using that scottish accent (fat bastard)

      • samethoughtsasyou

        me too

  • Craig

    #5 I bet that hangs in Bill Murray's living room. If it doesn't, he will probably want it. That is the most awesome rendition of him I have ever seen.

    • Joseph Simon


      • Wally

        You mean GENERAL Bill Fucking Murray!?

    • thecunninglingustist

      the chivery should get prints of this I'd buy one

    • Bill Murray

      My asshole looks like Stargate.

  • Bill57

    #3 just as good n hot as it was the first time around

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #13 come at me bro! Come at me!!!


      Only a pussy, not a pussycat, would ever say that!

      • Eddie

        Fuck you, that was funny.

  • Dr. Snarf


  • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

    #3 How I would spend my days if I had one too!

    • Ed Wood

      I'd kill u all to get in that…have a nice day

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #32 I said stay in the kitchen!!!

    • Engineer

      so… you won't make me a sandwich?:

    • asdf

      yeah.. the kitchen & sammich thing has become really boring ..

  • Dr. Snarf

    Hi, how are ya?

    • Undershooter30

      I just had a few drinks and then saw #24 and #27 so I'm doing pretty well, thanks.

  • Scotty

    #30 first world problems.

  • The1Architect

    #24 If I had an ink pad and a rubber stamp with the word "Chivette" on it, I think you know what I would stamp.

    • Undershooter30

      Yes, please go on. I have no idea where you are going with this.

      • lonin

        Forehead right? Has to be the forehead.

        • Nicceceee

          eehh i dont know i think hes more an elbow or ankle person

    • Lulatsch

      I'd stamp her…even without a rubber stamp…

    • Paula_


      – the one you love to hate

  • Prof. Fate


    There is a God.

    • Bill57

      and he loves tits

      • D.j. Droneburg

        He is a she, and this is a picture of her in all her gloriousness

        • Bill57

          I was of course refering to God as loving Tits or do you think God is female?

    • kiwii

      anyone else loving her face almost as much as her boobs?

      • JROC


      • SimonDPieman

        she has a face?!

    • Paula_

      You should see this photo taken with a 50mm lens instead of extreme wide angle like this (10mm?).

      – the one you love to hate

    • Dizzle

      Search Lee Madison, Wet TILF. You're welcome.

      • Texasks

        Hahaha theres no comments after ^this^ everyones googling

      • chiapet

        thank you!

  • I love naturals

    #15 You spent 5K+ on your giant fake spherical tits…daddy issues much?

    • Alexis

      Your an idiot!! There real asshole, there just in a push-bra. -from:owner of boobs!

      • Alexis

        those boobs are as big and natural as they come. plus i could never afford or want fake tits!!

      • Ling

        if calling someone an idiot, you need to remember where apostrophes go. i'll help…YOU'RE an idiot. THEY'RE real, asshole. THEY'RE just in a push up bra.

        • Bill57

          you forgot to capitolize "I" not i but we all do that don't we?

          • kiwii

            And you forgot to capitalize the first letter in your sentence.

            • Bill57

              yes I did

            • Just Sayin'

              capitalise* If you're british 🙂

              • HAHSO


            • ihatekiwi

              And you shouldn't start your sentences with the word "And."

              • Just Sayin'

                Oh the irony…..

        • Alexis

          The point was the boobs part, not the spelling or grammer. lol.

          • truth be told

            ur not hot, get over it bitch-

            • JROC

              all kinds of yummy

            • Alexis

              Didn’t ask your opinion, you don’t have to think so. This conversation was about boobs not my face! Not sure why people are so rude?

            • Dead Embryonic Cells

              …says the obese loner with the cheeto stained fingers. Get over yourself and get a clue, dipshit

              • Dead Embryonic Cells

                @truth be told, not JROC

            • Franklin

              Don't listen to this clown, Alexis. You're just fine. 🙂

          • Nathan_Wind

            And the boobs are great!

          • jimbojones

            That's actually a pretty good motto: "The point was the boobs part"

          • Greg Lee

            i think your beautiful.

        • The Pict

          Just show the sweet thing back into the kitchen and forget about the punctuation. After all, How many apostrophes do you need on a yummy sandwich?

      • MacNCheesePro

        If you really are her, send a picture request to be part of the DAR that says you want MacNCheesePro's body while wearing a wet white t-shirt (so we can see if they're real)….and to Chive On 🙂

        Not that I'm doubting the fact they're real.

    • D.j. Droneburg

      Yeah, I'm going to have to side with said owner of boobs. That's a real set there man, you can kinda tell, look at the shape of the bra, if they were fake it would cradle them more. This bra is obviously pushing them up. And a glorious set I will add if I may.

    • Steve

      I think this has gone off track to grammar and what not. What we should be focusing on is – WHAT IS HER NAME?!?

      • Bill57

        Alotta Boobage

        • JstevenF

          Tits McGee

    • lolwut

      This girl is my abso-fave, super gorgeous, love the hair and the eyes and cute whimsical pose. I would nomnom that for lifetimes.

  • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

    #21 Slim Goodbody's grandchildren!

    • Alexis

      Lady gaga's long lost children.

  • Trinity

    I seriously wish I could find a sexy chivette!

  • bkfrijoles

    #24 how did i miss this the first time

    • alan

      cuz ur gay and u were on the Berry. haha, just kidding bro! I dunno how u missed it either.

    • Holmespump

      And this is why people need to stop bitching about reposts. Sometimes you miss it the first time, and in cases like this, it's worth seeing again.

  • andy

    #9 NAOOOO!

    • Will

      She looks delicious

      • Bill57

        Are you going to eat her? I hear BBQ is the way to go over an open pit. Well so I hear.

  • Spivias

    #1 is that the dude from epic meal time o.o

    • brevity

      that's mac from AS

  • zack

    #13 HOLY SHIT!!! There is a tiger in the bathroom!

  • Oooops


    • John

      I thought I was the only one who noticed it! and those abs are a bit much…. just an overall man-ness

    • nitrox

      Nah….a lot of women have hands like that.
      They are not 16 yo girl hands but not men hands too. Kill yourself with fire.

      • alan

        oh ya dude! Those are major man hands! Sorry, I'm sure she's worked a lot on her figure and all, which we appreciate, but those are big, strong, vascular hands.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          That's how you know she's using them right.

      • mojo789

        That is a tranny!! Maybe that is what you like, but if your wife/girlfriend has hands like that I would start asking some questions, like where he/she got her operation done and when he/she was going to tell you the truth. Those boobs are fake, the arms and hands are mens, the stomach is not like any womans stomach I have ever seen. In the words of Austin Powers….shes a man…im not going to call you baby.

        • jeffdwake

          I would say your hands are too soft from all the lotion you use while sitting in front of your computer getting to know your hand. She has mature hands meaning that fox is a MILF.

    • nouu

      your a fucking idiot.

      • welshist

        Oh, the irony

    • Poontangler

      You know how I know you're a cock sucker?

      • kiwii

        you know how I know you're a desperate virgin? GO be a white knight somewhere else.

        • Just Sayin'

          Same goes to you keyboard warrior…

    • Keep_Floatin

      Ring finger's longer than index finger. Dead giveaway.

    • JDB

      Sorry, but those are man hands for sure.

    • Trick

      Man hands or not, I'd hit it until I died of dehydration. Yum.

      • for realsies

        Man hands, fake tits, scary stomach…so not a Chivette.

    • Cassidy

      and after you kill it, chop it's head off just for safe measure…

  • Matt

    #9 is hotter than hell.

    • JROC

      ahh you again

    • Bryan

      any idea who she is?

  • Billy Blunts

    To the People of The Chive, When do the Chivers get Topless Tuesday or Naked Monday? I think that all of the Chivers can Accept these days!!!!

    • WTFurCOUCH welcomes you.

    • Paula_

      Well I nagged for Topless Tuesday for a while, and then we got Burn Your Bra Tuesday. Excellent compromise!

      – the one you love to hate

  • das_Hoff


    Pretty sure this photo was used three times today. You're better than that Chive.

  • Poontangler

    #3 – I'd like to thump your love mound like a fucking bass guitar.


    Is having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating?

    For my own part, yes and no. Do I look at that old robot on 'Lost In Space' waving its tentacular arms around and get all hot and bothered? No. Not hardly. Now when I look at the image of a polished chrome and flesh woman as painted by Hajime' Sorayama, or Jeri Ryan playing the infamous borg, Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek Voyager? You better believe it! Just don't tell my wife!

    • wells11490

      anybody else very confused/freaked out by this post?

    • Jim Mao

      You are a very strange troll indeed

    • Lane


    • JDB

      This is what happens when you stay up for a week fueled by meth and mountain dew…

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