forgive me since I'm new to the chive..and don't read the comments very much..but why does everybody hate Paula??
http://thechive.com/ Paula_
It's simple. Compared to most Chivers I'm smarter, taller, handsome and more popular.
I also have more sex, income, time and friends.
They just can't stand any of that! Jealousy, that's all!
Oh And the Chive's Premium Chivette (<3<3<3) loves me! THAT's what they hate most. See the pic in my signature below and you'll understand.
Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
http://www.facebook.com/chifor.calin Calin Chifor
from your 2nd sentence we understand that you're a guy, but you got a girl's name (or nick) and a feminine signature (the 'hugs' thing). my 2 conclusions are: you're either stupid or just gay (and slightly stupid)
ps: 1. you should really get a life, trolling isn't one.
2. aren't your many friends supposed to help your negative rating ?
Todd
wow how can they hate that??
Bill57
point 3 paula trolls poorly but hates being trolled. if you ccan dish it out you should be able to take it and clearly paula can't
max
#15
They see me rollin'
phonzo
they hating
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Cruz
Patrollin'
Dude
i watched #16 for 15 minutes hoping she'd take away her hands
when all I wanted to feel was #5 and maybe get to touch # 16
captainobvious
and for some reason I keep hearing Pacino yelling that line from Heat when I keep staring at #5
patov40
Dude, seriously, I'm willing to give your joke a chance, but if you put a space between the "#" and the number, THE PIC DOESN'T COME UP!!!! Dammit man, get with the program!! B)
Nappyster
Notice #5 is the only one that doesnt have a space between the '#' and number?
Itworks
"my week felt like #10 with a touch of #14
when all I wanted to feel was #5 and maybe get to touch #16"
patov40
There you go! And not bad. B)
THIS IS MADNESS!!!
He may have done it on purpose, but i agree it was annoying to scroll back up.
Darkside
^^^^
First world problems
patov40
"And she's got a GREAT ASS!!!" (and yes, I know explaining the joke makes it less funny, but I just felt like typing "GREAT ASS!!!") Happy Friday Chivers! B)
Raymond
"And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!"
http://twitter.com/TimboD84 @TimboD84
i cringed when i saw #10
Rembo
Yeah, how did anyone think that'd be a good idea
Sad
Darwin in action!
brad
#15 haters gonna…
Dr_StrangePants
….say what the hell is this?
FLHomesteader
Goanna's gonna go?
MonkeyMadness
#6 BUSTED!!!
http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles
can you blame him for looking?
MonkeyMadness
Nope. Can't blame him a bit!
Chivalrous
And he SHAMELESSLY goes in for a second look. 'Atta boy.
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo
And she didn't seem to care. BONUS!
MonkeyMadness
#9 Kitty PWNED!
DrROBOTO
lui kangs fatality…
Ram
#9 Cats dont always land on their feet.
Phox
i love the moment when the cat realizes it missed. hahaha
jpp407
#9 "And the US judges give that a 10.0"
DeDav
The French judges give it a 5.2, it's not looking good for her, that'll really take down her score.
gawr
Typical >:(
Motofoxe
#3 How do you get out?
max
by the other side of the earth
Bill57
he better know how to speak chinese
Kodos
..from Paula's last gyno exam?… you don't.
http://thechive.com/ Paula_
As a spirit. The water this swimmer hopes to find at the bottom has been long gone.
Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
Curt
If you have to ask, don’t junp.
http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt
I had goofy's scream when he falls off a cliff playing in my head.
http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George
Good for you.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio
#7 love it.
Da Sandman
#12 piece of shit
Logan
bitch please, best player in the last decade. with the numbers to prove it
Undershooter30
Nobody on this site really knows sports, so you're argument is going to get thumbed down as is mine. But yes he probably is the best player of the decade and is at the least the best hitter. But yea the post from above was right, he is an asshole. He could've at leas tossed the ball to a cards fan after he faked it to a Brewers fan.
http://hydrogen-psychosis.tumblr.com eLad
Bautista is making an argument for otherwise. Obviously Puljos has better numbers over the decade but Bautista has been the best hitter in the league two years running.
hMMMM
Undershooter, your point was just proven by eLad and his RIDICULOUS claim that Joey Bats is even CLOSE to sniffing the likes of Albert Pujols. I can name at least 5 hitters that have had better CAREERS than Bautista. Not to discredit JB, but just b/c he's hit well for 2 years doesn't put him up near the top of great hitters of our era.
Undershooter30
Thanks hMMMM, guess playing for all these years finally payed off in a comment section on a website. But seriously if you wanted to make an argument for a player to be the best hitter of the last decade it would sadly have to be A-Rod even though I hate the guy. He is not near the class of hitter or player that The Machine is though.
Undershooter30
Bautista hit more bombs in a hitter friendly park but only this year learned to hit for average. Look, the guy is good but first of all we are talking decade and second he can't play near the defense that Pujols can. I mean the guy is good (I've got him on my fantasy team) but he is not Albert yet. I appreciate your input but just ask experts year in and year out who they would pick if they had to have the first pick of a player.
vmax
He is a real poo hole…
patov40
Who knew El Hombre had a sense of humor?! "Here random Brewer fan, have the ball. PSYCHE!! xD
guest
I F-ing hate that guy
Albert
I'm so classy
http://www.facebook.com/chappysohappy Chappell Anderson
el douche
ExistentialBanana
trollface.jpg
don't be too hasty
he did it by accident… if you look there's only two outs. so he can't give the ball away…
Mark
He couldn't give the ball to the guy in the crowd because there were only two outs. Remember when Milton Bradley threw the ball into the stands with two outs and got shunned in Chicago?
hMMMM
he KNEW it was two outs, as evidenced by that smirk. He didn't even hesitate.
Nobody
#16 This isn't where I parked my car…
Steamboat Willie
This is definitely where I parked my car.
J.G.
That's better. But keep rubbing it!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman
No, it's just not coming off. Maybe tree sap or something. Try pinching it.
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