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  • Ben Muirhead

    #16 OMG!!! what is this from?!

    • OneClownShoe

      Euro Trip

    • Pavkata

      Eurotrip the movie

    • Vino de Sousa


    • @jaczor

      Shawshank Redemption

      • Panama99

        Man I love that movie……

        This must be Tim Robbin's wife just before he kills her.

        • Hashdog

          he doesn't actually kill his wife he was framed by someone else, noob

      • terry

        Well played sir

    • dainbramagedbloke

      euro trip

    • Scotty

      I don't know

      • Bazinga

        Well played good sir!

      • dutch

        damn. beat me to it.

      • Broseph Stalin


        • SheriffPablo


    • Steamboat Willie

      Club Vandersexxx.

    • Machinist

      Name: Molly Schade

    • Dubs

      Its from Euro Trip. good movie

    • Ron

      Euro Trip

    • MarioM

      Eurotrip its a movie

    • uugghhhh

      Y U NO Finish Scene GIF????

    • viperbot

      the movie Eurotrip.

    • Lily

      The dumbest film in existence

      • @theterryburke

        no that would be Bucky Larsson

        • Dolfan0925

          There's a movie you can't pay me to watch. But you can pay Chive to advertise.

          • Eeik5150

            Well played, now say "Team Ramrod!"

            • Farva

              Chicken Fucker!!

              • altair


                • ruffestneckaround

                  Just gimme a goddam litre o cola!

    • TheProfessor

      this is definitely where I parked my car

    • andfukyamoms

      Schindler's List

    • naigoto

      Blonde Penetration #34

    • Mike


    • Eeik5150

      For some reason I think it has something to do with Europe.

      Oh, I know! Harold and Kumar go to Guantanimo. Totally the right movie, it's the Amsterdam scene at the end.

    • hip hop anonymous

      Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    • Jon

      eurotrip baby

    • Nate2003

      you guys are all wrong,

      it's from Euro Trip

      • scotty

        scotty doesnt know bro

    • kate


  • Dingo8MyBaby

    #13 How I feel when I try to leave work on Friday.

  • LaLakers2408

    Lets all enjoy this while we can…before Paula gets here

    • Paula_

      Tooooooooooooo FUCKING LATE!

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • TheOne

        Get a f*cking life!!

        • Bill57

          paula trying to escape #13

    • Todd Walling

      forgive me since I'm new to the chive..and don't read the comments very much..but why does everybody hate Paula??

      • Paula_

        It's simple. Compared to most Chivers I'm smarter, taller, handsome and more popular.
        I also have more sex, income, time and friends.
        They just can't stand any of that! Jealousy, that's all!

        Oh And the Chive's Premium Chivette (<3<3<3) loves me! THAT's what they hate most. See the pic in my signature below and you'll understand.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • Calin Chifor

          from your 2nd sentence we understand that you're a guy, but you got a girl's name (or nick) and a feminine signature (the 'hugs' thing). my 2 conclusions are: you're either stupid or just gay (and slightly stupid)

          ps: 1. you should really get a life, trolling isn't one.
          2. aren't your many friends supposed to help your negative rating ?

        • Todd

          wow how can they hate that??

          • Bill57

            point 3 paula trolls poorly but hates being trolled. if you ccan dish it out you should be able to take it and clearly paula can't

  • max

    They see me rollin'

    • phonzo

      they hating

      • George Cruz


  • Dude

    i watched #16 for 15 minutes hoping she'd take away her hands

    • Paula_

      Longer version:

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Roberto

        Fuck you bitch, I'm not trying any link you post

        • Paula_

          Never mind, 117 people already did the past few hours.
          That brings the current total (Chivers only!!) to over 6,000!

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG –

    • Barrowsboy

      Here's a real link.
      You're welcome.

      • KyleRetrato

        Thank you kind sir.

    • Piesmagicos

      Go watch eurotrip, she takes away her hands and tweaks her nipples for like 5 minutes….also its pretty damn funny

  • peter

    For the love of god, MOVE YOUR HAND!! #16

  • captainobvious

    my week felt like # 10 with a touch of # 14

    when all I wanted to feel was #5 and maybe get to touch # 16

    • captainobvious

      and for some reason I keep hearing Pacino yelling that line from Heat when I keep staring at #5

      • patov40

        Dude, seriously, I'm willing to give your joke a chance, but if you put a space between the "#" and the number, THE PIC DOESN'T COME UP!!!! Dammit man, get with the program!! B)

        • Nappyster

          Notice #5 is the only one that doesnt have a space between the '#' and number?

          • Itworks

            "my week felt like #10 with a touch of #14

            when all I wanted to feel was #5 and maybe get to touch #16"

            • patov40

              There you go! And not bad. B)

            • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              He may have done it on purpose, but i agree it was annoying to scroll back up.

              • Darkside

                First world problems

      • patov40

        "And she's got a GREAT ASS!!!" (and yes, I know explaining the joke makes it less funny, but I just felt like typing "GREAT ASS!!!") Happy Friday Chivers! B)

        • Raymond

          "And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!"

  • @TimboD84

    i cringed when i saw #10

    • Rembo

      Yeah, how did anyone think that'd be a good idea

      • Sad

        Darwin in action!

  • brad

    #15 haters gonna…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      ….say what the hell is this?

    • FLHomesteader

      Goanna's gonna go?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #6 BUSTED!!!

    • bkfrijoles

      can you blame him for looking?

      • MonkeyMadness

        Nope. Can't blame him a bit! ;)

    • Chivalrous

      And he SHAMELESSLY goes in for a second look. 'Atta boy.

    • echogeo

      And she didn't seem to care. BONUS!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #9 Kitty PWNED!

    • DrROBOTO

      lui kangs fatality…

  • Ram

    #9 Cats dont always land on their feet.

    • Phox

      i love the moment when the cat realizes it missed. hahaha

  • jpp407

    #9 "And the US judges give that a 10.0"

    • DeDav

      The French judges give it a 5.2, it's not looking good for her, that'll really take down her score.

      • gawr

        Typical >:(

  • Motofoxe

    #3 How do you get out?

    • max

      by the other side of the earth

      • Bill57

        he better know how to speak chinese

    • Kodos

      ..from Paula's last gyno exam?… you don't.

    • Paula_

      As a spirit. The water this swimmer hopes to find at the bottom has been long gone.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

    • Curt

      If you have to ask, don’t junp.

    • Christopher Neufeldt

      I had goofy's scream when he falls off a cliff playing in my head.

      • Shawn Michael George

        Good for you.

  • Diego Colafabio

    #7 love it.

  • Da Sandman

    #12 piece of shit

    • don't be too hasty

      he did it by accident… if you look there's only two outs. so he can't give the ball away…

    • Logan

      bitch please, best player in the last decade. with the numbers to prove it

      • Undershooter30

        Nobody on this site really knows sports, so you're argument is going to get thumbed down as is mine. But yes he probably is the best player of the decade and is at the least the best hitter. But yea the post from above was right, he is an asshole. He could've at leas tossed the ball to a cards fan after he faked it to a Brewers fan.

        • eLad

          Bautista is making an argument for otherwise. Obviously Puljos has better numbers over the decade but Bautista has been the best hitter in the league two years running.

          • Undershooter30

            Bautista hit more bombs in a hitter friendly park but only this year learned to hit for average. Look, the guy is good but first of all we are talking decade and second he can't play near the defense that Pujols can. I mean the guy is good (I've got him on my fantasy team) but he is not Albert yet. I appreciate your input but just ask experts year in and year out who they would pick if they had to have the first pick of a player.

          • hMMMM

            Undershooter, your point was just proven by eLad and his RIDICULOUS claim that Joey Bats is even CLOSE to sniffing the likes of Albert Pujols. I can name at least 5 hitters that have had better CAREERS than Bautista. Not to discredit JB, but just b/c he's hit well for 2 years doesn't put him up near the top of great hitters of our era.

            • Undershooter30

              Thanks hMMMM, guess playing for all these years finally payed off in a comment section on a website. But seriously if you wanted to make an argument for a player to be the best hitter of the last decade it would sadly have to be A-Rod even though I hate the guy. He is not near the class of hitter or player that The Machine is though.

    • vmax

      He is a real poo hole…

    • patov40

      Who knew El Hombre had a sense of humor?! "Here random Brewer fan, have the ball. PSYCHE!! xD

    • guest

      I F-ing hate that guy

      • Albert

        I'm so classy

    • Chappell Anderson

      el douche

    • ExistentialBanana


    • Mark

      He couldn't give the ball to the guy in the crowd because there were only two outs. Remember when Milton Bradley threw the ball into the stands with two outs and got shunned in Chicago?

      • hMMMM

        he KNEW it was two outs, as evidenced by that smirk. He didn't even hesitate.

  • Nobody

    #16 This isn't where I parked my car…

    • Steamboat Willie

      This is definitely where I parked my car.

      • J.G.

        That's better. But keep rubbing it!

        • Steve Mergaman

          No, it's just not coming off. Maybe tree sap or something. Try pinching it.

          • TheFlintSkinny

            I'll tell ya what, lick your fingers. Get some saliva going.

  • The Bandit

    #5 #16 …are a great start for the weekend
    #15 like a boss

    • StFu

      … how about we STOP with the 'like a boss' phrase?

      That thing is as old and worn out as Paula's dildo!


  • laelow

    #16 Just absolutely beautiful.

  • Steamboat Willie


  • Anonymous

    #13 excatly how i feel trying to get out of bed

  • mooseknuckle907

    #8 Zap Judah getting crazy legged by Kosta Tszyu

    • jack

      you mean Zab of course

    • Zinks

      Zab's post-fight chimpout also epic.

  • Turtle

    It is just me…or has the Chive now TOTALLY broken mobile? My Android now just gets stuck in a loop when I try to get to the home page…nothing at all!

    At least for the last week I could use search and the pull down categories to see the awesomeness. Now it's totally borked!

  • Kodos

    Meaty in da seaty!

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