Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • tom


    Save bandwidth, scroll the DAR with a friend

    • curious george

      Whitney, is that u?

    • Randy

      Coheed and Cambria FTW

      • Chicago Bears

        that band sucks

    • AssClown

      I really hope you scroll the FLBP with your own FutureLowerBackProblem more towards the camera.

    • They See Me Trolling

      Too bad she ruined her beautiful body with those permanent bad decisions called tattoos.

    • R2G Fan

      You have a very sexy shape, darlin.

    • darmunday

      Gotta burn that chair!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      I would like to volunteer to be that friend…. anybody else?

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        into the "group" thing huh…

    • Chesty Laroo

      hey me too! Clothes just slow down scrolling speed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

      I volunteer to be the chair. . .

  • James Pierce

    #7, #8, #9, #11

    Clever, Chive

    • Master_Rahl

      I'm with #11 – WTF!?!? That lady needs to put her saggy bags away.

      • patov40

        Something tells me he would react that way to a hot woman too. B)

        • random-random

          well anyone who ever watches It's Kingsley Bitch would agree.

        • Disney

          bet he's a Chiver.

  • Marco


    Congrats on your new Chiver

    • fffcfcfcfcffcfcfc

      what an ugly baby

      • nemesis

        What a cuntish comment.

        Newborn babies look like that, dickhead. I suppose you'll never get to see one because the stupid hasn't been invented that would make a woman agree to have a child with you.

        • They See Me Trolling

          Get trolled much?

          • nemesis

            Fuck you and fuck the guy insulting someone's baby. Trolling is just a shitty reason, given after the event, for behaving like an asshole to people.

            • They See Me Trolling

              Ah, the overly sensitive, easily-offended crybaby average Chiver. Need a tissue?

        • fffcfcfcfcffcfcfc

          "because the stupid hasn't been invented that would make a woman agree to have a child with you."

          well obviously there is, because one has(though thankfully none of my kids came out looking like that, lol).

      • Logan

        agreed. that kids' a fug.

    • RAS

      Second that!

    • HAHSO


      • HAHSO


    • Neil Young

      what a fugly kid. someone push it back in.

    • jen

      ugliest i've ever seen 😡

    • Jeff0934

      Ditto the congrats! And, as a Dad of three, I think your baby is very cute. Sorry about all the morons posting, but that's what you get on a site that is about 50% guys looking for some boobs. Perhaps they can't handle the competition! 🙂

    • patov40

      Aww the trolls got scared away from the Sexy Chivers this week so instead they go after a newborn. Yes, your real lives are tragedies but here, YOU ARE GODS!!!!

      Congrats on the new addition Chiver!

      • Ed Wood

        woah, calm down there, sport. it's just people's opinions. not everyone's baby can be considered "adorable" by everyone(and rightfully so).

    • truthserum

      I'm a big asshole troll but I won't insult babies – congrats, he's a cutie! – but don't let him become one of those Chivers who has nothing to do but compliment the whores on here by calling them "darlin'" and crap like that.

      Chive up little baby!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #8 Keep staring and you will need a neck and back brace…

    • They See Me Trolling

      Yup, those are boobs.

    • Dunny_

      "They're real and they're spectacular"

    • DAS

      I would never leave the house

  • sheoncebelieved

    #46 I do that too!

    • clg82

      Pictures or it didn't happen…

      • Logan

        that's a man, you fag. nevermind, since you're a chiver that probably turns you on even more. fuck this gay shit, i'm leaving.

        • John

          please do, and dont come back

          • OBWI

            how 'bout you go with him…

        • patov40

          Aww, I miss the douche already. xD

    • They See Me Trolling

      Me too, except I don't use my hands to scroll.

      Hint: sidepeen.

      • Lauren

        me too except i scroll with my tits

        • They See Me Trolling

          Fuck yeah! I'll totes high five your tits with my penis for that!

    • 1ch3nt31

      A perfect chivette….

    • sac town

      Prove it! 😉

    • Jen

      This bitch is just an attention whore. Always trying to portray herself as a badass…we're tired of your shit, bitch.

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #26 Wouldn't mind picking her up…

    • JAS

      except for the creepy leg…

      • JDB

        I don't see what you mean. The only thing creepy about that pic is the way I am staring at it…

        • Tim

          her left thigh is 2x smaller than her right

          • Ima dick

            yeah, it's way more plausible that one leg is twice the size of the other than the fact that they are in different poses and being viewed at different angles and position relative to her body.

            • leon

              baaammm!!! agreeing with you.

              • truthserum

                Just look at her tits.

    • MAX_POW

      She looks Like this bitch that went out with tiger woods….don't recall her name

    • Sick

      Ally Winters, i think

    • R2G Fan

      She would look great chained in my basement.

    • TDub66

      Hey baby…wanna go get a couple cheeseburgers?

  • turbodude

    His lips flew off at 130 km unfortunately….

    • NJ Dan

      I laughed loudly at that

    • Gevth

      88 mph.


    • Cliff

      At about 80kmh, the dog kinda looks like Falcor

  • Rose3191

    #38 KNOCK FIRST!!!!

    • Wolfp

      A nice way to use "first" 🙂

  • Mitch

    somthing fu


    #29 That's the best time for it.

    • Juiol

      Five years from now:
      Someone- What's this?
      Him – Oh, it's from my brother. Chive on was some thing he saw on an old website, I don't know.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Cbarksfullout Chris Barks

    #7- NOTHING sexier!

    • Hmm

      I counter you with #3

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516541859 Michael McCollough

      I could not agree more. Holy shit.

    • They See Me Trolling

      I counter you with… a real woman instead of a photo.

      • The Chivery

        No fair! You're only supposed to counter with something a Chiver is actually capable of getting ahold of.

        Chive on!

        • They See Me Trolling


    • isawoj

      Alexandra Rylsky

      • JGBallard

        After an all-encompassing search on Google, i have to say she looks rather underaged. So, to Indulge yourself in daydreaming about coitus with here is quite………Rylsky…………….
        Laughing Untill Monocle Falls

        • Lobo

          as long as the police don't find out, she's old enough. fuck the law.

    • Bill57

      her without stoockings is

    • Juan

      The sexual harassment lawsuit would be totally worth it

  • oh i forget

    #6 use caution when asking for a business card

  • Neil Armstrong

    #3 I'd rail that til my heart stopped…

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      fix, curvy, sexy..whatever you name it , she's got it.

      • Neil Armstrong

        fkn A right

    • your welcome
    • Birdhaus32

      I just can't stop staring at that amazing hump!! Perfection

    • its_forge

      So, about fourteen seconds then? guffaw

    • Logan

      being that you all are a bunch of morbidly obese neck-beards, that should be a hot 4 seconds.

      • wammy

        takes 1 to know 1 dipshit, u know its true-

        • Logan

          "takes one to know one, nah nah nah- nah nah nahhh". classic Chive response typically on par with a 5 year old.

          • patov40

            I thought you were leaving. Lying little bitch boy.

    • R2G Fan

      Great thighs.

      • Jen

        i fucking thought that was LG. facepalm

    • Neil Young


  • The Guy

    140km = Blank picture #41

  • doogie bowser

    #49 nice, but you're helping w those hands…

    • tim

      I'd like to help with my hands. That's a great ass no matter what.

    • Mister H.

      right, did not notice though… gay.

    • R2G Fan


    • Darkside

      Dont be a tart. Her ass is better than most of the pancake butt you see every day here.

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    Cand Decide #3 or #7?

    • They See Me Trolling

      When in doubt, fap it out.

      • The Chivery

        Or if you're a TRUE Chiver, you fap anyway('Cause it's not like we've got any other choice).

        Chive on!

    • your welcom
      • steve

        FYI…the website above is NSFW!!!!! but OH SO suitable for the fappage from home!

        • Logan

          what is this, the 1940s? who the fuck still faps to pictures?

      • jrey81

        thanks your welcom! FYI, The_Dood is out there givin' you your due props:)

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I pick #3 ,I'm soo done with blondes

      • Undershooter30

        Like you really have a choice 😉

    • naigoto

      Chive world problems…

    • boob man

      this pic would have been perfect for yesterday's gap post: http://cdn3.sopitas.com/site/wp-content/uploads/3

      astounding hiney & gap!!!

  • Undershooter30

    #3 and #26 Oh my!

  • AssClown

    #35 There's a "hare" on your bewbs…better tweeze it…

    • boob man

      How about: "Silly rabbit….boobs are for me!"

  • Undershooter30

    #38 WTF! GET OUT!

  • BaseballRube

    I need MOAR #7, please.

    • They See Me Trolling

      Try… the internet.

    • JOWIeo

      get up from behind the computer desk, and go get a girlfriend or some damn poon. you're welcome.

      • k-9

        the problem with girlfriends is that they talk and express feelings. two things we really dont want when they look this good.

        • Tits McGee

          *see "or some damn poon" for further details*

  • hard corps bull

    #36 You going to snipe that annoying neighbor cat or what bro?

  • Kaars

    I find that it's a lot easier to get a ride when you're a very hot girl wearing next nothing…

    • They See Me Trolling

      You don't fucking say?

    • Logan

      really? you had to type that? let me guess, you're one of those people who in real life doesn't ever shut the fuck up, or you're one of those people who says absolutely nothing until they get on the internet and then don't shut the fuck up.

  • Steve Lee

    #49 Wednesday already?

  • jrey81

    find #3 & #26! face and front on #49 pls. #29, give that man a medal… and first crack at the most attractive bridesmaids….

  • Anon


    • tim

      Very clever Chive.

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