Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Sal

    #24 Did he live?

    • Ouch

      It hurts sooo much even watching this… o.0

    • Sploooge

      Did he slide?

    • Yeah Right

      I can't stop laughing…. He's doing a little crabwalking.

    • http://www.2guyswalkintoabar.com readybeeill

      That's a decent bridge.

    • Malkintosh22

      did he died???

    • credible hulk

      he sort of flied!

  • beng

    fuck you paula

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #6 One does not simply collect call Mordor

    • Special_k

      He just came out of the Ministry of Magic.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        "Does this phone booth make me look fat?'

        • Brother M.

          ………………………………….really?…….that is just…soooo bad…..

  • Mike

    #18 "In Soviet Russia, Guns Don't Kill People, I Kill People"

    • fibonacci5150

      is this picture trying to say soviet russia is mcdonalds in disguise?

    • Douchebag Douche

      Dresses in Soviet regalia. Not even Russian.

    • CuriousGeorge

      In Soviet Russia, armpit hair shaves you.

  • Quine

    #9 your meme is invalid

  • a strong black woman

    #14
    obviously

    • Obviously

      Obviously.

      • xxxx

        c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cooombo breaker!!!

        • asf

          obviously… too soon

  • Wickedslick

    #16 Is that a flotation device he's wearing? I guess in a gun fight it pays to take extra precautions.

    • hMMMM

      a lot of rebels and guerrilla fighters fill those with gravel or sand just to have a bit more protection. I'm sure in some instances, it's saved a life.

      • Jim

        Nope. Its a spiritual thing where they think if they dress in something ridiculous, the bullets wont find them. They also dress like women and in graduation gowns.

        But I'm used to you talking out of your ass, you have a long history of it.

    • ROK247

      all it is doing is making him a lot easier to see and shoot at.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

      hMMMMM, if that's really true, then all they are doing is making sure that sand and gravel are carried into the wound pretty much insuring fatal infection where without the vest the bullet had some chance of passing clean through.So it doesn't save lives; it costs them.

      And you give this dude too much credit. He is wearing a life jacket because it LOOKS LIKE the kind of body armor US forces wear. So, A.) either he knows it's useless and thinks it looks bad ass , or B.) he thinks it can really stop a bullet. I'd bet on A.) but B.) is a real possibility.

      • Jim

        hMMMMM doesn't know what he's talking about.

      • LOBO

        Racist!

    • The Darkness

      Not at all.. You know black folk cant swim.. its extra Precautions… if he falls in a ditch of 4 ft of water he is screwed without it…

    • B25

      Somalian pirate?

      @Bill – a bullet wound from a 5.56 NATO round doesn't exactly pass clean through, it takes about a forearms worth of flesh with it. Hard packed sand or cement would provide a better chance of survival than a direct shot.

      • Jim

        Liberian Soldier.

    • Bdrizzle

      Whether or not it protects his chest, i'd just shoot him in the back after he turns and starts to run away

  • n_kb

    #8 eww why are the Wonder Twins making out

    • john connor

      So batman won't hit on them, obviously.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        Batman would hit both.

    • patov40

      Because Frank Cho is a weird, sick, twisted individual. And AWESOME!!!! B)

    • Oedipus Rex

      because incest in wincest

      • http://www.tumblr.com/apollorockit Apollo!

        winter is coming

    • beano

      "Wonder twins activate! Form of…. oh, you're kinda hot."
      "oooh, you're kinda hot too"
      "form of….."
      "shape of….."
      "oh!"
      "ohhh!"

  • lulz

    #6 it's snooki using a london payphone

    • JOW

      no. that's obviously a chivette.

  • Lower

    #18
    I cant believe the size of this russian.

    "I must break you"

  • Chris

    #21
    Is this a 'shop?, I have seen heaps of these cars on the interwebs, but never got a definitive answer?

    Anyone know?

    • walther

      yes its a shop. i followed a tutorial for it

    • T-Smith

      Their are also smart car kit cars available…google it. Its pretty clever.

  • jeepjoe

    #2 bottle of awesome

    • Eddie

      Is that stuff really that good?

      • jeepjoe

        it's great, try it on pizza.

      • its_forge

        It's fricking terrific. No joke.

    • LHLAM

      home made pepper spray. also goes great on ramen noodles.

      • Richard

        This chilisauce tastes fantastic, its the best! and very very strong!!!! you are warned

        • Name

          we may have different definitions of what very very strong means. This sauce is very very good, but not very very strong. This sriracha sauce is rated at 2,200 scovilles. a regular jalapeno pepper is at 5,000 scovilles. "Very very strong" hot sauces are above 1 million scovilles.

    • Silentstatic

      my god, A full pull with that will bring you tears of joy no matter what your eating.

      Also make anything taste like FIRE!! but good FIRE!!

    • weldsoft

      I spray that shit on everything!

    • Mmm

      Reeaaal men of geeniiuus.
      Here's to you Mr. Sriracha spay bottle guy. You decided that a normal squeeze spout didnt hit all your food equally with delicious spice. So your answer was the same as the terrorists in The Rock. Vaporize that bitch. Now you enjoy perfectly distributed hot sauce and even have a handy homemade mace. Thanks Mr. Sriracha spray bottle guy!

  • jeepjoe

    #15 funny because coors light tastes like water.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      #15 funny because all American beer tastes like water.

      I've corrected it for you…

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        Only are shitty brand name stuff that gets imported over seas taste like water.

      • The_Dood

        Domestic beers that you find at a gas station or convenience store yes, but home brews and craft beers from America on the other hand…

      • First Time Caller

        Go to worldbeercup(dot)org if you want to see the complete rankings by beer category – seems to be a shit load of American breweries listed here

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Because a US-based beer competition, with US judges, where the vast majority of medallists are US-based and only a tiny handful from the established beer nations of Germany, Belgium, UK, Netherlands etc. must be impartial.

          That's right up there with the 'NFL World Champions' and the 'MLB World Series'.

          Next.

          • First Time Caller

            Sigh….fine. Go to worldbeerawards(dot)com Plenty of winners from every country jeez….hopefully your country is also listed and you can thump your chest with pride while enjoying another fine cup of coffee

          • xspader

            Good call on the 'World Series' stuff. always bugs me how they can claim to be world champions when they dont invite anyone else to play. soccer has everyone and so does Rugby. Rugby World Cup is on at the moment actually.

          • u2phan

            Please. I'd put anything brewed by Great Divide, Rogue, Russian River and Bear Republic against anything out of any of those countries.

    • The_Dood

      I bet the water tastes better.

      • jeepjoe

        no doubt!

  • SuperiorTo8

    #9 Zardoz! I love that wierd as fuck movie

  • dashete

    #15 Well there's that part taken care of. Now I just need to be a duck.

  • reepthebenefits

    #18 "I'm the Rad Russian! I come from Russia to crush your puny capitalist head!"

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #2 Incase of tuna sandwich spray directly into mouth.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I would NEVER leave something like this laying around.
      And now I feel sad that I immediately thought of this as a weapon 😦

  • maclean

    #19 remembering all those who lost their lives. Thank you to all who serve, fighting for our freedom

    • Machinist

      Small awesome photo begs for HD!

  • saucypants

    #17 DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattheadface Matt Hampton

    yay i made #3

    • http://www.facebook.com/mlacombe Michael LaCombe

      Grats!

    • JustinFL

      Get better fellow Chiver

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      hope everything went as planned in surgery, and all heals as intended. get better soon and CHIVE ON!

      • Bill57

        Rehab quick and chive on

    • cworsedaily

      bruising from the IV…lol

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Here's to a painless-as-possible back recovery
      Chive On

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Thank you for not typing, "kitteh"!

  • resilient

    #19 always remember

    • Anon

      Forgive and forget

      • Jen

        really?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mlacombe Michael LaCombe

    #2
    Why have I never thought of this?

    • hMMMM

      b/c the green cap works just fine.

  • JustinFL

    #18 is prime example of Soviet Duckface

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Nah I think that his mask is just too small for his head.

      • fibonacci5150

        same principle, duckface happens when your skull is too thick for your brain.

  • Krazo
    • Chicago Bears

      more gangsta than these fake gang bangers

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 and #12 should be in a different order, makes more sense

    • Wolfp

      Both are fugly!

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