I guess Lindsay Lohan’s sister is spinning off the planet too (5 Photos)

Ali Lohan is the 17 year-old sister of Lindsay Lohan. Recently she's undergone dramatic weight loss and rumors are swirling that Ali's had plastic surgery to look more 'model-like' after signing a contract with NEXT Model Management. That's right, Ali here is a runway model now. Wait, what?

  • thatguy


    • Bill57

      The nut never falls far from the tree. If the oak is an oak it can't make itself into a maple. the wwhole family is nuts

      • Semper_I

        Look at the brows she grew out

    • JIMBOB


      • The Impaler


        • sean

          Get her a sammich! or 500!

    • Dolfan0925

      Male or female model?

    • That Guy

      didn't you hear ugly is the new hot?

    • Amused

      Kill it! Do it now!

  • will

    bitch looks like death

    • Bula

      Butch looks like death.

    • http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto

      no, she looks more like Russel Brand

      • JDB

        Yes, yes she does. She should have not done anything.

    • Matt

      shit she could scare death away

  • NothingToSeeHere

    Poor girl is not well…

    • hMMMM

      she looked better at 15. Crazy.

      • pedobear

        … they normally do

      • Pedo-Man

        They all do. Especially the tasty little boys. Mmmmm…..

        • jpp407


  • ^^^

    dont smoke meth kids

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1287270554 Forrest Herron

      not even once

      • Saul

        stick to weed.

      • Saul

        just kidding. weed is the hand-job of the drug world: easy to get ahold of, and popular amongst teenagers and lame-ass white people who are too scared to do anything else.

        • asf

          i like shrooms…
          shrooms i like…

          but i also like weed… and handjobs

          • Postal Boy

            it's more like a dry handjob……

        • Logan

          quoted for truth.

    • Bucky Jones

      In the words of Lois Griffin " Meth is one helluva drug "

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug

    • YEAH!!!

      let's do some!!!

    • F. Gump

      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie……….cocaine.

  • Ian.

    she looks better in 2009

    • Ditto

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

      • Mister H.

        hahahaha this guy…

    • chris wolt

      no shit dummy

  • 0192837465

    wow, gross

  • hmmm

    2009 yes, please. 2011 – oh, hell no!

  • 0192837465

    She's starting to look like russel brand!

    • MAX_POW

      Yeah…and she is not funny at all!

      • Pwithc

        neither is he

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          LOL, LOL and LOL XD

        • MAX_POW

          Neither is you

  • Stan

    what a fuckin shame…

  • http://twitter.com/Halofan24 @Halofan24

    Meth is one hell of a drug

  • ^^^^

    her getting skinnier made her eyebrows bigger some how ….. not attractive

    • hMMMM

      are you noticing eyebrows more now b/c of those posts? I think I am…

  • Meh


    • gbody


  • BigD

    One must wonder if the Lohan's spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool…

    • Tommy

      Someone peed in the gene pool…

      • The_Dood

        I was me…

        • me.

          I was me too!!

          • The_Dood

            But now I'm you, if you is "me".

            • me.

              stop dividing by zero, dood

            • The Chivery

              Don't worry. He's a Chiver, it's only natural he'd "want you inside me".

              Chive on!

    • FrankDuke

      You misspelled cesspool, dudebro.

  • steve a reeno

    that can't be right she looks horrible

  • will

    goin for the twilight look im guessing

  • chrisdg74

    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

    at first i was like (#2) she's not that bad. and then i was like (#3) AHHHH KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    • Master_Rahl

      My thoughts exactly, Jim. She was looking positively Chive-worthy in 2 (cute smile, freckles), but then looks like she's going through gender reassignment in 3. Not awesome.

      • The Impaler

        nah, she looks much dumber and skankier now, so she's even MOAR chive worthy.

    • Birdhaus32

      Definitely use to be cute and her sister use to be hot and now they both do meth/cocaine and don't eat and look like Gollum

  • pingtom

    I couldn't close my eyes fast enough

  • doublemeat

    Sad. Looks like they took the Soul right out of her.

    • zoomba

      This, and the comment below from Dax, are spot on.

      She's not a bitch, and she should not a target for anyone's scorn. She's a 17-year-old girl.

      Very sad.

    • Poontangler

      Dina Lohan, Mother of the Decade. Fruit never falls too far from the withered, crack-headed, simple-minded, egocentric, classless, celeb obsessed, cuntish whore of a tree.

      • The Chivery

        Wow. That description makes it so obvious: Dina Lohan's a Chivette!

        Chive on!

  • MITH


  • Hib

    #4 needs a good feed

  • Rick


    • Smuggler


      • oqsig99

        He's talking about the fire that she needs to be fed to….

  • Anon

    This isnt US Weekly. Stop posting this garbage. You guys are better than that.

    • medtxpack

      hot bitches gone ugly, Chive must report…

    • IWJwew

      "You guys are better than that."

      No they're not. Since when?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Bear in Mind that the Chive has always been critical of Mainstream Expectations of Models ruining perfectly fine, fornicatable ladies.

  • Dax

    Wow, truly a sad story in the making.

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