Everything on the internet is true (28 photos)

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  • A BiPolar Guy

    #27 It not quite that way for me – I've always felt that each day is better than the next

    • Anonymous

      That means each day is progressively worse than the last.

  • jcage05

    #13 I think in 21st century English, this translates to…. "Haters Gonna Hate."

  • davey

    Chive on~

  • x17

    Shut up #3

  • Slappy

    I don't know, I like "assinator." I think I'll use that word from now on. "Bend over, you've been targeted for assination."

  • German

    #3 creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaapyyyyyyy o_O

  • HardCoreMike
  • Da Sandman

    #3 *balls

  • Zander


    You got Collegehumor in my Chive!

  • Scott

    #28 Pauly D?

  • The_Dood

    #4 More like Billy Joe from Green Day. That's who I would've thought the pic was if it didn't say lady gag.

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  • Jelle

    I love captions, so after seeing this post I went to check out earlier posts on the chive to find out this entry has three pictures from the first caption entry ever. Gotta love the repetition here..

    • jelle

      wrong topic..


    #18 Kinda like women and their periods?

  • F. Gump

    Here is a more accurate list of similarities without the misspellings and obvious BS. I know this is true because it came from Wiki (with a couple of edits).

    Both presidents were elected to the presidency in '60.
    Both presidents were elected to the House of Representatives in '46.
    Both were runners-up for the party's nomination for vice-president in '56.
    Both their respective Vice Presidents/successors were Southern Democrats named Johnson born in '08.
    Both presidents were concerned with the problems of black Americans and made their views strongly known in '63. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation in 1862, which became law in 1863. In 1963, Kennedy presented his reports to Congress on Civil Rights, and the same year was the famous March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom.
    Both presidents were shot in the head.
    Both presidents were shot from behind.
    Both presidents were shot in presence of their wives.
    Both presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both presidents were accompanied by another couple.
    The male companion of the other couple was wounded by the assassin.
    Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln automobile, made by Ford.
    Both Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth were killed before they could be put on trial.
    Both presidents' last names have 7 letters.
    Both presidents have five syllables in their full name (which counts Kennedy's middle initial).
    John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald each have 15 letters and 3 words.
    There are 6 letters in each Johnson's first name.
    Booth ran from a theatre to a warehouse, Oswald ran from a warehouse to a theatre.

  • James

    # 3… how did you know

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

    #9 there have always been rumors about it being a man by birth!!! Want some AMAZING similarities, look at Gaga and then look at Madonna and see the amazing resemblences!!! The media portrays Gaga as a trailblazer. She's nothing but a poseur. Madonna did the whole ENTIRE shtick 20 years ago. The overt sexuality, the gender bending, the outrageous outfits, the picture book about sex (gaga announced she's coming out with a book about, guess … sex), the music is near identical to some of Madonnas songs, the move from black hair to bleach blonde to short dark hair … all done … all done by Madonna. Let's recognize Lady Gaga for what she really is folks, a wannabe.

  • John

    #10 is more like 14, 15, 16

  • Jason J. Hatfield

    #3 Now that was pretty cool, science for the win!

    • greasdupdeafguy

      It's not science…

      it's witchcraft.

      Kill the witch!! Kill the witch with fire!!!

  • Logan

    i guess the word M U S L I M is too controversial to put on The Chive, been trying to get a post for #1 up all afternoon but it must be approved by site admins first WTF Chive? It wasn't anywhere near as volatile a comment as others have made on here.

  • Angela

    #3 … shit.
    #17 And I'm one of them!

  • Logan

    it said #1 m-u-s-l-i-m on m-u-s-l-i-m crime and that's it

  • KKGolfer

    #17 Anyone can lick their elbow if they break their arm in the right spot

  • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

    #3 got me lol. #25 very cool. and i must try #14 lol

  • That Guy

    #8 #11 what the fuck is wrong with you chive? i fucking hate those pics and hate anyone who thought it was funny. die a big one.

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