Everything on the internet is true (28 photos)

  • Irishstephen

    #25 Jesus, how depressing is that?? Wait… Oh crap.

  • PUBE

    #27 I KEEP GETTIN TO 3, #14 IS THAT REAL???

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  • Guest

    #1 is actually kinda true. Although, it was not exactly 13th century b.c. and I remember them being the assyrians who were cut off but it was written in stone on a b.c. dated temple. This measure was pretty meaningfull back then. Egyptians were repeatedly beaten by the assyrians, so, quite sinisterly, once they did beat them, they did it to lower the population of the following generation in order to be able to turn their war-machine elsewhere! 😉 (was there, saw that) 😉

  • The Professor

    #8 You don't need a history teacher, just Wikipedia. Look up "apophenia."

  • Pants

    #28 My head will explode if I am confronted with anymore truth.

  • HSoup


    He was not born in a ladies bathroom during a dance. He WAS born in a home where a dance was held, however, it was held three days prior to his birth, which took place in a downstairs bedroom.

  • poseidon

    #3 is amazing, how did it know, I hardly ever sit like that.

  • Dew

    #11 Her* pocket

    • collab

      No "his", Percy Spencer. My great GrandFATHER.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #5 hahahaha

  • GlennTessa

    I see a picture now…very nice. @you I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 (HDTV) for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use BidsOut.com

  • https://www.facebook.com/bobyae86 Boby Morera

    i'm left handed so my right hand was on my face! ha! didn't got me

  • mr. trenchcoat

    #3 haha, shows what you know- my left hand was on my crouch

  • Brian

    I have heard everything in number 6 except for the blatant lie that Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy. Every gradeschool kid knows Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford's theatre.

  • its_forge

    #6 a lot of that Lincoln/Kennedy stuff is complete bullshit http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-ke

  • Cory

    #6, Lincoln was killed in Ford's Theatre…idiot.

  • ydodonutshave2die

    #14 I'm a pussy…

  • gabbo2000

    #28 hahaha so fucking true. I hate DJ's. They are the bane of my existence.

  • goyardhuff

    #6 Booth was shot inside a farmhouse at Garrett's Farm by Boston Corbett not a warehouse, he was dragged from the burning farmhouse and taken to the steps of the house where he died about 1 hour later, and Lincoln was shot at Fords Theater during the play "Our American Cousin". kinda funny though

  • Frasco


    Come to Costa Rica!
    Stare at our beautiful women!
    Drink our great beer!
    Swim in both of our clean oceans, which are only some 6 hours apart by car!
    Did I mention our beer is only $2 at most bars?
    We are waiting for you… Chive on!

    • Frasco

      Sorry… I was talking about #27

  • coffeemug1420


    Lady Gaga looks more like Rawdog from the Jason Ellis Show, look it up.

  • Concerned Asshole

    WTF is wrong with you. Your ass needs to be put in a mental home for putting a baby in a microwave.

  • NeYo


    Lies, lies and more Lies….. Marylin Monroe died in 1962, JFK was assassinated in 1963… Lincoln never had a secretary named Kennedy…

  • whoeveruare

    #16 wot if someone else interveens and makes life shit?

  • paula

    listen up shit stains these's a new paula in town forget monkey shit stain paula:D

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