I hate my job (27 Photos)

  • E Tex

    #11 Chive on

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    • C Dog

      First to comment after E Tex? Why do I feel like the basic character attributes of a chiver would prevent he/she from being a douchebag that posts 'First'.

    • Oizo

      Flat Eric for the motherfucking WIN!


  • jordan

    what the fuck does #22 do???

    • SenorWilson

      It's a day planner?

    • Keepin Calm

      Looks like a doctor's office scheduler. Doubt that this is one person's schedule.

      • K.C.

        With an hour and a half lunch every day you have plenty of time to Chive. Don't whine about being busy!

    • Just Sayin'

      What kind of ghetto ass schedule is that? Cutting down on hour-and-a-half lunches and converting to modern technology will save your dumb ass lots of time. Your color blindness…that's another problem.

    • ...


    • Kirk

      Evidently not much. 8 to 4:30 Monday thru Friday with 90 minute lunches, with his first half hour every day for prep. Wow, a whole 35 hours per week!!! We should all be so lucky.

  • SenorWilson

    #27 Did she find it creepy that you were taking pictures of her? I think I would…

    • fredfender

      I'm not into stereotypes but it's a guy working in a flower shop? She probably felt perfectly safe!! Like catching her interior designer going through her panty drawer, or her dance instructor checking out her rack!

      • SenorWilson

        Women feel okay with interior designers going through their panties? Must become interior designer.

        • fredfender

          No they really don't!! That's why I got fired! Damned angieslist.com!!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/dorian.granruth David Dorian Granruth

      I was thinking the same thing. I work in a phone retail outlet and the pictures folks leave on their phones is astounding… I hope they don't mind me looking.

      • Jules

        I love to take random pics for phone retailers to see :]

    • Poontangler

      I'd like to do some pollination on and around her face.

  • Wardog

    #22 – How 'bout you Chive during your 1.5-hour lunch. We should all be so lucky.
    #16 – You work at a pool. Stop complaining.

    • who cares

      looks like 2 hours in the middle of every day, plenty of time

    • WouldKillFor2daysoff

      #22 Works 7 hours a day not counting the 1.5 hour lunch, for 4 days a week (If they don't get called in on Friday). So they're working at least 24 hours a week. Seems they plenty time to chive. 😉

  • Logan

    #16 kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

    • fredfender

      Yeah I'd be scared of the "sunscreen"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

      It's not ALIVE ffs … no need to kill it with anything.

    • The Milkman

      How about you turn it over and tap it on the edge of a trash can…

    • samg2907

      Maybe just go to the store and buy a box of gloves… or would that be too easy?

  • beat rice

    #27 costumers

    • steeb2er

      Maybe she put on a costume just to go to the flower shop.

  • DirtyNJ

    You should post pics of paula's job of pushing refresh all day buck naked in his mom's basement.

    • Stop it


  • richd106

    #14 Did you create the sign too?

    • klk

      LOL! Well played sir…

  • BMW

    Im confused. Subtotal + tax = $107.89. Thats a 0% tip, right? #15

    • BMW

      $3 tip. Im an idiot…

    • Joe

      you get paid by the hour to bring food. shut your hole and do your job!!

      • Ian

        Most servers get paid well below minimum wage. In TN you get 2.13 an hour plus tips. This is why everyone needs to serve at least once in their life…

        • tom


        • Jim

          Who says its a delivery or server?

          Might be a pick up order. Why should anyone tip more than a couple of bucks for that?

        • Carter

          ok, so if the server got the expected tip for this then youre talking 20 bucks for this table alone. How many tables do they do an hour? Its a fucking scam by servers because at the end of the day they're pulling in way more per hour then everybody else on a minimum wage job.

      • SeasonSalt

        fuck you.

    • Ha!

      Its a 3% tip, tip on the check NOT INCLUDING TAX (why do some insist on tipping incl tax?). Would love to see where this receipt is actually from, something tells me it doesn't warrant a 20% tip on this check…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

      Tips aren't guaranteed. Tips or gratuities are paid when the service provider provides good service. If you were crap at providing the service (Say you were a prick of a waiter who treated the customer like crap) you wouldn't get a tip. Now, if you DID provide good service then a 13 – 20% tip is acceptable.

    • truth

      Tips are a false obligation instituted by your employer to justify their paying you below minimum wage. If you are relying on tips to make atleast minimum wage, why is it the customer's fault you keep showing up for work? Get a job that pays the minimum wage and then earn your bonus like the rest of us.

      • suck it

        you're a massive douche with a tiny penis- there's some truth 4 ya

        • truth

          I don't know what I've done to make you think of my penis, but okay…whatever stirs your drink.

          • Johnny Comelately

            your penis could stir his drink

            • yehout

              according to truth, it couldn't

              • truth

                I didn't think of it that way…touche.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dorian.granruth David Dorian Granruth

      Even having heard the beginning of Reservoir Dogs I still like to overtip if I get great service. Mediocre service warrants a couple bucks regardless of the check size. Just because the business itself charges $50 per plate doesn't mean your job is any more involved than the Denny's waitress. But treat me awesome and you catch a $10 or $20 depending on how high a scale the place is. Barely notice me? You get singles. Douchebag? You get pennies, which I feel is more hurtful than nothing at all.

      • The_Dood

        Me too. This is how tipping should be done.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bladehuraska Erving Otero

      the 3 bucks is the tip.

  • MrSnare

    yes… costumers

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • jrey81

    #3, nailed it

  • Some Bloke

    #15 Be thankful you got given an extra 3 dollars just for doing the job that you are already paid to do.
    Tipping is a scam.

    • Wardog

      Scam? Do you have any idea what servers make? They are paid less than minimum wage because tips are factored into their pay to bring them up to the absolute legal minimum.

    • Turner

      you do realize that waiters/waitresses only make like $3/hour right?? Part of their pay is tips buddy, but I guess you're that scumbag that never tips on anything. Thanks asshole!

      • DoucheyMcDouche

        i tip your mom….she doesn't think its a scam

      • Ian

        Amen! It's a stupid system but this is HOW OUR SOCIETY WORKS. If you can't afford a tip (when the server is GOOD) then you can't afford to eat out.

    • JIm

      Its called a tip for a reason. If it was maditory to be given to you it would be considered commission. Maybe be a better server?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

        JIm well played. Maybe the small 'tip' was a tip to the server to be better at their job.

        • suck it

          spoken like a true jewbag

    • Relic

      actually it depends where ur from, here in so cal servers get started at minimum, which i think is $8.25 an hour or so.

    • You cheap bastard

      becuase in America servers arent paid a salary like everywhere else. You're probably the asshole that comes to my country and does the same thing. Go jump off a bridge you asshole.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hutchez Hutch Strickland

      Man, fuck you. That's why you'll get food poisoning. Trust me, as a former server, when you fuck over the people providing you with food, they'll fuck you over harder.
      Have some common courtesy, prick.

      • Tom

        That's why I'm done eating when I leave no tip.


    • dr_sarcasm

      LOL, okay there Mr. Pink…(look up the opening scenes of the movie 'Reservoir Dogs', you cheap bastard).

      • Jim

        I will never tip, because of that movie. I emulate the best character in it.

    • truthvirus

      Hasn't anyone seen Office Space?

      If companies paid their servers more, rather than have customers tip, then people would do just good enough to not get fired. Tipping gives the consumer the chance to reward good service and to punish bad service. This system ensures to a greater probability that you, as a consumer, will be in a more friendly, helpful and hopefully speedy environment.

      • http://twitter.com/jaczor @jaczor

        Not really, because even then servers who really provide a good service would get a tip (albeit not as large as with the shitty salary so I need tips to make up for it system), which is what tips are suposed to be for in the first place in my opinion, to reward good or extraordinary service, not to make up for bad practices by the restaurant's owner.

        The problem is when servers provide a lousy service and still expect to get a tip because their salary sucks, If tips were not factored in their salaries then the bad servers would get fired, the ones that do just enough to get by would get no tips but a decent salary and the ones that really go out of their way to satisfy their customers would get a decent salary +tips, the way it should be.

    • SeasonSalt

      eat shit Bloke

    • Grizzlet

      You were probably a shitty waitress anyway…

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #27 What do they say when you take pics of their cleavages?

  • powersticks

    #15 First world problems. Be thankful you even have a job.

    • nice

      says the loser who hasn't gotten off the couch in months…

      • powersticks

        I have a job. How about you?

        • suck it

          playing with yourself isn't a job fuckwad-

    • http://www.facebook.com/hutchez Hutch Strickland

      Hey douche, $2-something an hour to take care of and clean up after ungrateful bastards like you isn't really something to be happy about. Big orders like that provide the real income for servers. If you can't afford to be a decent person, keep your ass at home.

      • powersticks

        I work in a meat department where I touch raw meat WITHOUT gloves (I'm not allowed to wear them) all day. I know what it's like to service people. I have yet to know of a job where someone gets paid $2/hr. All the jobs I know of are minimum wage which is over $7/hr. If you work at a job that doesn't pay minimum, then you shouldn't work there.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          If you get tips it's half minimum wage sometimes less.

      • Chiver X

        Actually, the busboys clean up, the greeters seat you and give you drinks. Why don't they get tips? Look, I tip the standard %15, but the system sucks. I hate trying to guess who to tip and when. Do you tip on a $15 haircut that takes 15 minutes? I cut my own hair now they get nothing. Let the employers decide what their employees make and let me decide when someone really goes above and beyond to tip them (or let their manager's know they did an exceptional job). I used to deliver pizzas and I never EXPECTED a tip, so when I did get them it was a bonus (and waitresses aren't driving their cars into the ground by serving you). These corporations are the real scammers -they charge ridiculous prices AND make you pay their employees!

        • Jules

          Every place that I have been a server at I have had to share a percentage of my tips with the bussers and hostess.

        • Unwavering

          Busboys and hostesses do get tipped. Each server has to give the a percentage of their total sales for that shift. Even when douche bags don't tip their servers, the server still pays out based on their sales. Get enough douche bags and it's quite possible for a server to lose money (doubtful, but possible).

          • der

            True, where I worked 5% of my total sales goes to the busboys and food runners. The hostesses didn't usually get tipped but were payed $10/hr. So if you tip 15%, The server only gets 2/3 of it.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-12.jpg&quot; alt="Hugs, Paula" />

    – the one you love to hate

    • Travis

      God I hate you.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Don't blame me for not getting my brilliant humor!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • paula

          monkey stain paula:x

  • skweegles

    #15 I'm tired of people expecting a tip. It's a gratuity and is not mandatory. Maybe it reflexes the quality of service?

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    • I hate tightwads

      you're a douche, servers don't make shit without tips and they work very hard-

      • ywehout

        not all the time

    • bettingonthecubs

      like getting hit in the knee with a hammer?

    • skweegles is a bitch

      obviously you have never worked a tip based job. if we dont get a tip, we dont get paid

      • Jim

        As an ex-sever, I'm pretty critical of servers when I'm out. I know what they should be doing, and if they don't they don't get a tip. Tough luck, do a better job if you want my HARD EARNED cash.

        No other job will you get paid if you suck shit at your job.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          What you say is true, but with money as tight as it is, quality service that got you a 20% tip a few years ago now only gets you 10%. It's not about the service, so much as the fact that IT SUCKS RIGHT NOW! That's why this pic is in the "I hate my job post".

          • Unwavering

            Did your job start paying you less because "It sucks right now?" Either should theirs.

    • shrimpdub

      It might reflex the quality of service, but it's common curtain-see to leave at least a 10% tip.

  • Dan

    #3 Don't blame the postal worker one bit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

      I do. Get your fat overpaid ass out of your CAR!!!

      • TDub66

        ….and off the damn phone!

      • its_forge

        Why do you think the truck is built with the driver seat on that side, dumbass? If s/he had to get out for each mailbox, one day's mail would take three fucking days to deliver. Don't park your fucking trash cans where the mail truck has to go. They don't get paid that much more than we do because part of their pay is deferred to a retirement fund and a healthcare plan that's supposed to be there when they retire, but thanks to Congress it looks like the whole thing's going to fold up in a few more years and go byebye instead. Congress requires them to keep 500% of the money they'll need for the retiree health care plan in reserve – but Congress raids the Social Security trust fund to pay for their bullshit all the time and that's perfectly okay.

  • Turner

    #15 Actually, the tip is supposed to be based off of the sub-total, not the total. Which means you really got a 3.02% tip. Hope that makes you feel better.

  • sry but its true

    #15 must have been the Jews or the Chinese-

  • pcleduc

    #15: $3 tip on $99.35 is a 3.02% tip, not 2.78%..either way kinda sucks.

    • SeasonSalt

      table of 5 Canadians. will order water with bowl of lemons and extra sugar, charge for lemonade.

  • Birdhaus32

    #19 Alton Square?!

    • nice

      where dat?

    • Birdhaus32

      Should probably put Illinois as the state.

    • Lebo

      Glen Burnie, MD?

  • Army all the way

    Is that the exon in wears valley?

    • 123

      I will be in Wears Valley in a month. I will check.

  • Owen Smither

    Kinda hot, actually.

    • suck it

      some1 need 2 get laid…been there-

      • Owen Smithers

        Nah, just willing to enjoy life. She looks like she might be …enthusiastic! That's a good thing…

        • suck it

          dont get me wrong, I'd hit it-

          • Owen Smithers

            That's what I'm talking about, bro!

            • anomnomnonymous

              Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. She's about 4 beers for me.

    • paristscp

      no it isn't

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