I think it was Albert Einstein who said, “Get low, get dirty and have a good time” (31 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

    #6 Okay, I know not all of you are young enough to have watched Dragon Ball Z, but that dude totally reminds me of Dr. Gero.

    • JDB

      Close… I can see the resemblance.

    • Honk

      don't you mean old enough?

      • Rick Mybaws


        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          That's why they made DBZ Kai, BigusDickus ;D haha
          10 episodes condensed to 2. Yes I'm a nerd

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1623814660 Thomas Spadea

      Dr. Gero was creepy as shit

  • Shawn

    #16 Sorry but that sign just makes is so much more tempting…

    • Disappointed Dave


    • da2conan

      A more effective sign would be "Don't Touch, HIV"

    • Dutch

      Dear Diary….jackpot.


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1589457375 Azúl Nat

    #19 find her!

    • steve

      please photoshop me, chive!

  • strangeperson

    Now that's one sweet way of motivating you while you run

    • Bill57


    • R2G Fan

      I could complete a marathon behind that. Yummy.

      • http://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

        I don't know about that. Running 26 miles with a boner would be kind of awkward.

        • R2G Fan

          Well played.

        • Master_Rahl

          just don't fall down…. kickstand effect WON'T be a good time

    • Pablo

      its one of the reasons i took up running, and because of it im in great shape.

    • Lotus

      Adding the ability to put pictures in comments destroyed the comments section of this site forever. I've already seen this picture, but that won't stop 6 more commenters below on the first page from throwing it in with some variation of the phrase "hot" attached.

  • http://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

    #15 Please explain.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1589457375 Azúl Nat


    • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

      Sometimes, making a woman achieve O is as difficult as Tetris?

    • alan

      i still dont get it

    • judy

      … once you see it …

      • PANCHO

        you'll shit bricks

    • indifference
    • Steamboat Willie

      Looks like two people doing it doggy style.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Thank you! I would have never seen it without your help.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

      Hot interracial action FTW

    • josh

      yea it took me awhile to see it….but once i did i chuckled a little

    • Art

      Ah, I see it. I was thrown off by the O around the screen rather than just a circle or arrow pointing at the action.

    • Eric

      think like a 12 year old…you'll figure it out.

  • Tony


    “Uh, mom? You pooped your underwear!”

    • Jacob

      Definitely sisters.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      there ya go, teach your little sister how to be a whore. Great role model

      • PedoBear

        My name is PedoBear and I approve this message.

        • Pedo-Man

          would be better if they were little boys. just sayin'.

  • Just Sayin'

    #2 #10 #27 ….Spiderman realised his mistakes.

    • dutch

      I realized yours.

      • You got told

        you spell it with an 's' in England, so he wasn't wrong.

    • beat rice

      #10 no one made the south park reference

  • jaw

    Corupting children one pic at a time! Lmao

  • jaw

    #16 corupting children one pic at a time! Lmao

  • jaw

    Shit! I meant #25

    • Ha.Ha.


    • JDB

      You still get a thumbs down. 3 tries. Come on now.

    • sukabagodix

      You're an idiot

  • Mervin

    #30 – That is so true

    • kindlin

      This is the only picture in many galleries that made me laugh out loud.

    • snowboardstud911

      And yet it is soooo worth it. Those are the most magical things I've come across.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Granola Bar, you crumby bastard, i still love you with all my heart

  • Juan

    #12 FIND HER!!

    • Anon

      I'd rather #25 myself 😛 One for pedobear and one for me!

    • TheAndychrist

      She's purty.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

        12 is built like an 8 year old Asian boy……. pretty face i guess, but i'd like some curves with my side of gorgeous

    • Kraft
    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      My T-square has more curves.

  • Jacob

    #25 – "Hey, sis. Oh, you whoring it up right now? I'll come back later."

  • Eric

    #3 Why don't I see things like that when driving?

    • Bill57

      you don't live in her neighborhood

    • Master_Rahl

      look for the 10-car pile up. you'll find here there

    • http://www.facebook.com/zebulonmiller Zebulon Miller

      I don't because I'm busy texting…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 yeah… thats not gonna work. anyone has a permanent marker so i can draw a dick on her face?

    • A Penguin

      Draw? I was just going to…… oh wait.

    • Its420somewhere

      Why would you draw a self portrai— oh, I get it.

  • Myke

    #23 why you stoped being a personal trainer ?

    • Solitaire

      IME, women like that don't hire personal trainers.

      • Undershooter30

        False… I train 2 women very similar to that. One without the fake tattas though.

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    #17 Great 'chop.

  • dashete

    #15 Too awesome

    • ur-right

      was chuck norris playing this?

  • Brian


    I see what you did here.

  • Daniel

    Marilyn Monroe is biting that women's Boob!
    I see what you did there!

    • Master_Rahl

      I believe this calls for – om nom nom

  • davey

    I could run a fuckin marathon following her!
    Chive on~

    • JDB

      Run the whole damn thing.

    • Woo

      run a what?

  • Drago

    Follow that ass

  • EasternCanuck

    #31 I would say she won the race and there were 732 contestants that tied for 2nd only 4 seconds behind.

    • Malkintosh22

      I ❤ You.

  • AssClown

    #16 So licking while passed out is still fine?

    • ???

      the sign's on her boobs… so is the rest of her up for grabs?

  • AssClown

    #24 Nom nom nom

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