Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • United States of ME

    hello hello

    • Anthony
      • dougie

        good for him! but if they are too small, how are they still in packaging? #26

        • dougie

          good for him! but if they are too small, how are they still in packaging? ooops #36

    • TeSpecialChiver

      Hello Me!!! I love you so mach!!!!!!!!! You want to be friend with me me??


    #13 No fn way…

    • JAPIV

      Damn meant #12

      • Chris_Mason

        Jaime Lee Curtis still looks pretty f'n good. I'd love to disappoint her all night long!

    • Anthony
    • DudeBro

      Oh, so aging well is another word for photoshop?

      • JDB

        Uh, not photoshop. Willow Rosenberg is freaking hot.

        • patov40

          Amen brothers! Was starting to think I was the only one when it came to Willow. What a……..don't even know how to classify her. Let's just say beautiful. B)

      • JPV310

        You need to watch some HIMYM

        Like next monday when the season starts again, and never insult that ginger

        • douche

          That bitch is ugly and her fucking voice is nails on a chalkboard.

          • doob

            i agree with douche, i always disliked her, also HIMYM is a fucking laughter vacuum, theres nothing funny about it

            • Jen

              i think jamie lee curtis looks awesome. im pretty sure if she dyed her hair and left it long she would look just as awesome (well, close to just as awesome)

              • WTF?!

                Jamie Lee Curtis had a penis at birth…

  • who cares

    CHIVE BLOWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anthony
    • jon

      so does paula.

    • Eeik5150

      Your score on this comment seems to dictate that you, sir, are the one that "BLOWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • fffcfcfcfcffcfcfc

      I must conquer

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg


    • sweet jimmy niglet

      That ^

    • homer

      So does your Mom.

  • pyrocyz

    do you think that he was arrested for being first #1

  • paul


    Those photos have caused a 99% drop in productivity in my workplace today.

    • Sly

      I still can't find them on a site that's not blocked.

    • truth

      She has a big ass in that pic. Just sayin. I much prefer the body on #48 & #49… She looks perfect

    • Dirty Dingus

      They are actually disappointing, considering how extremely sexy she looks in everything else. Still…BOOBS!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Pics or it didn't happen.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Anthony
        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          NOT THAT! The pics of those photos of the 99% drop in productivity in Paul's workplace today! GAAAH!!! Do I have to explain everything!?

          – the one you love to hate

          • SimonDPieman

            I think half the Chive universe wants an explanation for the vast majority of your ridiculous comments.

            Jus' Sayin'

            • Mtm

              'nuff said!

              • guielmo


    • Jerky

      Is it me or have these photos been out there for a while? I swear I've seen the mirror shot long before today.

      • its_forge

        There was a mirror shot of the spectacularly spectacular bare ass and legs of the spectacularly completely naked spectacular Blake Lively out there someplace too.

    • Third and Long

      Those pictures are fake ass to big tits about two cups to small to small and the bed room is not even the same bedroom in her house. Very good fakes though.

      • its_forge

        LOL as if you know what Scarlett Johansson's bedroom looks like.

      • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

        Yea.. your right.. it looks NOTHING like the exact wallpaper in her house… http://shine.yahoo.com/event/haven/take-a-tour-of

        • jackson

          nailed it

      • McBeastie

        Really, nobody is going to mention that Third's sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever?

    • davo

      Scarlett "meh" Johansson

      • Jen

        i think her ass looks awesome!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Nobody likes an angry bunny!

    – OK meow guess

    • Paul_

      Nobody fuckin likes you either!

      Bitch slap,
      – Fuck Paula

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh c'mon, where's that line from? Nobody??

      – the one you love to hate

      • Inya

        True Blood

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – the one you love to hate

          • Mtm

            poor idiot fat ass man.

      • They Seen Me Trollin

        Your own quote from the time I was beating you with an enormous, genetically enhanced carrot. Did you finally get those dental implants?

      • Coldzilla

        I wasnt 100% sure so I googled it

        1st one out of the box……..

        Splains alot ๐Ÿ˜‰


      Paula Bolli! That's who you are isn't it?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


  • AssClown

    #16 Chive on awesome heroic people!

  • zman

    #9 I feel bad for laughing at this

    • Mike Apathy

      I don't.

      -Mike Apathy

    • T Demat

      i feel bad that he beat me to some bald pussy

    • naive

      You should. Anybody who has had sexual abuse affect their life knows shit is not the least bit funny. It destroys innocent kids for life. There are better things to joke about.

    • Paul Langdon

      I have my first Daughter due in just a few weeks…this made me both cringe and laugh at the same time.

      • Jen

        ahh, this brings me back to when chive posted the photo of the dude dressed up as a priest with a small boy (part of the costume) giving him head….and they said to find the guy and embarrass him or burn him or whatever it was and they post this pedophilia bullshit all fucking day. i never say anything bc to each their own but its getting fucking old and its not cool. and i think the other people that have kids on this site probably fucking agree with me.

        • Mhmm

          Yep. Leo flips out over that costume, but pedobear memes like this are A-Okay.

  • Michael JT Knox

    Whole post showing on the front page ? Just me? Or Firefox…

  • Patrick

    #9 I laughed out loud

    • Japanese Facts.

      the guy 2 comments above you laughed too, but he felt bad for it. What does that say about you? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #42 What happens when you don't tip your valet..

    • njvw

      Please someone tell me where's the video. I can't stop laughing to search for it!


      No that's just Ace Ventura

  • Kenai

    #2 Super Mario Bros. 3
    Old school. Nostalgia.

    • ABO

      As opposed to new school nostalgia? Dip shit…..

    • Graphix

      Font pixels don't match images, next time use MS Paint you boner

  • sheoncebelieved

    #44 I love you LG, please come to my house

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      Homemade gluten free beer and a cool buddy? Yes. Yes indeed I want to come visit. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • sheoncebelieved

        But, i have a feeling you live too far from me…on the wrong coast…..

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          That is a bit of a problem. But I do go on skype a bit and it's kind of sort of like being in one another's house (in a weird sort of cyber-spying kind of way)…but it might do the trick. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Pick Up Lines 2.0

            Girl, you've got the prettiest grammar I've ever seen!

          • sheoncebelieved

            I just found you on skype…Massachusetts eh…are you going to be sad when my Chargers come in to Mass to whoop up on the Patriots?

            • Joel

              Woo! Chargers! Sorry Lauren!

            • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

              I think the real question is, will you be able to handle the pain of the Patriots going revolutionary on your sweet Charger's arse? ๐Ÿ˜‰

              I only kkiiiddddd. But seriously…we'll re-convene about this topic after the game. ๐Ÿ˜‰

              • curious george

                most pretty girls are boring in bed- why is that LG?

                • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

                  Not an expert by any means, but I think it depends significantly upon the girl. Attractive or not, having fun in bed has more to do with having confidence in yourself (doesn't have to be based on the external either) than it does with anything else. …I personally think that life's too short to not have fun with the one you love, but it all depends upon the person's mindset. I also think a lot of girls have repressed sexuality and don't think it's appropriate or normal for a woman to let loose when with her man because it was frowned upon by most of society before the woman's movement (and still a bit now). If it's with the person you love and you're faithful…you better damn well live the one life you have to the fullest, in every way possible. …That's my view on it at least!

                  • not curious anymore

                    good answer, a gold star 4 u-

                  • Nameless

                    Good one. Was totes worth checking into the DAR this morning.

                  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

                    I am happier that Lauren is back & chiving than there's blurry nude pics of Scar Jo.

      • AssClown

        Gluten free beer & sexy glutes – best combination ever!

    • They Seen Me Trollin

      A delightfully robust and yet scrumptiously firm turd cutter, indeed.

    • patov40

      *SIGH* ^_^

    • LG's Pimp

      She will, for $80.00

  • AssClown

    #18 Not sure if gay or gay…

  • AssClown

    #46 I woke up to a loud noise…it was the whole world fapping to these pics…

  • First Time Caller

    #16 bad ass heros

    • They Seen Me Trollin

      #25 Assholes

      • Rhino

        I know it's horrible, but I couldn't stop laughing at that.

    • Wembley

      'cept the guy in the suit. Must be a Tea-Partier.

      • Bob

        the suit guy was the driver, and in shock. So I say we give him the chair.

    • Jen

      Anyone seeing the cop doing barely anything?

  • sheoncebelieved

    #10 + #24 = motorboat heaven

  • DazISaFAG

    #49 thank you

    • Master_Rahl

      holy crap!! is he missing out!! Lucky stiff

      • TheOtherMan

        No kidding, she's not even wearing the ring. Now is the time to strike.

        • Cheaters Gonna Cheat

          No way? A married women displaying her body to millions of people online isn't wearing a ring? That's preposterous!

    • gap police

      Finally chive posts a gap picture

    • k-9

      #48 does he know you took your ring off?

      • quagmireismysexidol

        maybe they don't want wedding rings, or can't afford them

    • Broseph Stalin

      Glad you're not my wife, slut bag

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    LOL #25, guess he was still rare.
    #36 those asshats even use photos of Mac and John, very very lame.

    – OK meow guess

    • RatedR401

      I like how you tell people off for not being original, but I have seen at least 5 comments from you in the past few days where you are calling someone an 'asshat'.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's called a pattern you asshat! And then Chive publishes relevant photos with 'asshat' captions. If you don't get this whole Chive thing please move back to reddit.

        – the one you love to hate

        • They See Me Crowin

          Just flew in from Reddit and boy are my wings tired!

          Also, Paula, you are refreshingly cuntful today.

        • RatedR401

          patterns are meant to be made, not followed. You blow donkey cunt!

      • Chive Scholar

        I like how the chive "community" took asshat from Haterade.

        • Fist Amendment

          I love how Heterade took Haterade from Gaterade & Hate.

          • Paulasass

            I love how Fist Amendment took the fist out of Paula's ass.

    • Jonathan A

      I used my own photo for the auction. I wanted to think outside the box. Seeing how great the chive community has been throughout the year, I knew this was the best thing I could do. Thanks everyone who has taken their time to view the auction and bid. Chive On!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If you are ebay user jonacemd I bow to you sir. Well done and very Chiveworthy.

        – the one you love to hate

    • BIll57

      #30 paula is that you??

    • haterade

      OH SNAP! Someone stealing from the Chive? call the fucking police! The thieves have been robbed!

  • Robi5150

    Back when life was so much simpler!

    • dashete

      Yes, 'simplicity' is definitely the first word that comes to mind when looking at this.

  • Joey C


  • The Guy

    #43 Hammer Time!!!!!

    • They Seen Me Trollin

      Way to go little guy! Here is your gold star for today!

    • ZachBob

      you forgot to say "stop."

    • The Guy

      Thanks Troll! I don't care what they say about you, you're all right in my book.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552475962 William Marble

    Oh hello #5

  • Mcfly707

    #30 It's funny because she's black.

    • Anthony
    • They Seen Me Trollin

      It's racist because you're white.

    • coco pufft

      The correct term is Nig.ger American

      • Richard Ellsberg III

        Actually, the PC terms are Junebug, or bluegums. Only a neo-racist still calls them N.A.'s.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

          rednecks (like myself) call them moon crickets

      • Robert

        No, its not. But you will learn the correct term the same way your mom did, in jail.

  • bettingonthecubs

    #46 I must be under a rock

    • Anthony
      • bettingonthecubs

        Thanks, i was having a hard time figuring out the hyper like that said HERE

    • Richard Ellsberg III

      you spelled "sucking a cock" wrong

    • HolePwner

      I may be in the minority, but she's over rated IMO

      • Elvis O,

        You are.

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