TV captions: nailed it (20 Photos)

  • numb

    there's no news without Gary Gnews

  • Dave

    first-!!! aww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • Dave

      close enough..B)

      • hMMMM

        that's what Buzz Aldrin said.

    • roland mcdoland

      hanging around like 2 years on this site… people still feeding the trolls…

      retarded community…

      …is retarded

      • hMMMM

        like you? you're not that cool, bro.

        • WOEI

          "takes one to know one". classically clever retort by the average Chiver. thanks for proving roland mcdoland's point.

          • hMMMM

            another person who is on theChive multiple hours a day but somehow hates the site. I hate mushrooms…you don't see me eating them all the time and complaining about it. Fag.

  • The Bandit

    #8 …did actually sound like a brillant idea!

    • Steveystevesteve

      Yea, we're obviously going to need a video of some sort along with this picture. Don't you guys have an intern?

  • BIll57

    Cheetos weapon of mass destruction

    • GTFO

      See my name? Do it!

      • ...

        seconded. please….if i wanted to hear awful jokes and be around old pervs, i'd just invite my uncle over.

  • AssClown

    #9 I bet your ugliness also "comes" from the dog…

    • Master_Rahl

      wait… dogs have lips, this I know. can they manage the whole process of giving a hickey? I don't think this sounds very legit.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Shame on you! All women are beautiful. Except this one.

  • HokieHound


    Go Hokies!

    • sshuggi


    • Master_Rahl

      or is it Pokies? dude in the front seems to have an agenda.

  • BIll57

    #9 dogs give hickeys? hummmmmmm call the aspca

    • GTFO

      Dip shit, the dog was her twin sister.

    • BIll57

      the sister is paula you dumb muppet

  • dagleja3

    #16 – I'll take one!!

    • KNOB

      I've always been a fan of BJ's. Go BJ's!

  • jrey81

    #4 head-lines form to the left….

    • The_Dood

      I see what you did there…

  • AssClown

    #3 The situation every teenage boy experience when their dad walks in on them…"eating cheetos"…

    • Bozo

      ^^ This clown loves the cock.

  • brettadamsga

    #14 I am pretty sure someone got fired for half of these.

    • Twon

      I think 17 10 and 4 could def be in trouble

    • They Seen Me Trollin

      Not only that but it was all the same guy.

  • Twon

    Reason number 147 to own a dog
    I interned at a news station in San Luis Obispo in college. We did this stuff all the time, keeps staff havin a good time!

  • BIll57

    #13 Sesame street porn what is left for porn to invade?

    • BMS

      Certain that had to be from the Katy Perry episode.

    • Homoerotic Bill

      As long as it stays away from you.

      • BIll57

        well it obviously invaded you

  • huh?

    #20 anyone else read that as "Morgan Freeman"? lol

  • Jen

    #1 – jab at Steve Irwin?

    • Lateralus

      That's Malcolm Douglas, an Australian Nature documentary film-maker. He was wrestling crocodiles when Steve Irwin was still wearing nappies. And he is dead, he crashed his car on his Wildlife park last year.

      • Holmie

        You sure? Because for some reason I keep thinking his name is Michael.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #8 According to my calculations Rocket + Sled = Awesome

    • MeatloafAlsoMeatloaf

      So many good options here:

      1) If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour… you're gonna see some serious shit.

      2) Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

  • Cart-thrower

    #16 Why did I immediately do the Beavis and Butthead "Heh heh heh, BJs".

  • Quentin

    #19 hrmm pant less huh?

    • Master_Rahl

      I believe this calls for a full body shot. Cameraman, you are FIRED!

    • Jason Ciotti

      Needs more pics.

  • Jak

    Funny TV captions…because there are douchebags in every job!

    • Jedaao

      they're probably Chivers.

  • Irishstephen

    #12 You know… Just to make sure the cats weren't having a good time too.

    • Brad

      this is from philadelphia, ABC's local affiliate…

      • itsjustme

        I thought the same thing. I was proud, for a moment, that our news made it on here, then I was even more proud for the headline.

    • OhOkayThen

      Cat: "I was just holding it for someone!!"

      • tapsnapornap

        It's just catnip!

  • Ringo
  • Lia

    I am absolutely *livid*! How dare that boy defile the holy Cheetos in that manner. I’m thinking death penalty…. 😉

  • jester

    #17 well it is MN. the state of “HOLD MY BEER, WATCH THIS SHIT” behind the wheel.

  • Jimbo

    #18 SVT! Sweden's Socialist Lef-wing Television, as it stands for.

  • patov40

    #18 – Wrong animal, wrong angle. xD

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