Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Paulson


    Rules were made to be broken

    • Tricked No More

      Thats a guy, gonna need an unphotoshopped full body shot on this one…challenge accepted?

      • patov40

        Thats a man ? Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

    • horndog

      so was her cherry

    • mikejones

      that is not impressive at all

      • Joe Blow

        I think the Chive has a love affair with… itself. I count 7 posts with blatant self promotion. Anyone can get on this site if they hold up a chive bumper sticker? I bet if I created a gif of me wearing a chive shirt and a chive hat with "the Chive" tattooed on my forehead giving the Chive logo a blowjob itd be stickied to the main page for all eternity

        • JoeBob

          Do it!

          • The_Dood

            They might just make you the new DAR guy.

      • dude

        too skinny? I think she is hot just the way she is

      • L<mp;a

        agreed. nice at best.

    • HankT

      Holy shit they were, that is one sweet tush!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211755636 Ryan Aubin

      Thats a dude. That is totally a dude.

      • Chivacy Please

        I think I see some hairy arms on that dude…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1582652115 Matt Jones

        was just thinkin dude

      • Aaron

        Absolutely. No question.

        • Jacob

          Yup, agree.

    • Bruno

      Uhh…that's a man's ass. Too much man-ass in the DAR today. Consider me bovvered.

      • The Chivery

        It wouldn't be The Chive without it.

        Chive on!

    • rat liz

      eat something please

    • Dom

      that is a man butt for sure

    • katy

      this is not a woman…..

    • hMMMM

      if you look at the shadow in the corner, dude definitely has short hair and no tits. All good Johnny boy, everyone gets trolled at some point…

    • http://www.facebook.com/tarancara Cara Taran Petricca

      yah too bad you're lookin at a GUYS ass.

    • penis

      that is a mans ass. cant believe you got 197 thumbs up… all fags

    • http://www.facebook.com/pnpqueen Sarah Martin

      you guys are ALL fuckin idiots. I am a 21 yo female. haha dumb asses.

      • penis

        how does it feel to be mistaken for a man? cunt…

  • Lindy


    That made my fucking day

    • n_kb

      Fuck Paula ha ha ha

    • Mtm

      Every chiver day !!!

    • nathan

      i don't get it. what am i missing?

      • >_<

        how dare you call yourself a chiver

        • riot gear

          I don't think he is…KILL THE INFIDEL! (and the troll)

          • Rabble

            Rabble rabble rabble!!!!!

            • Gnole

              Standing out here yelling "Rabble, rabble, rabble" isn't going to help anything.

              • NJSA

                neither is quoting lame-ass movies.

                • The_Dood

                  That's from a show…

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        paula getting put under the flaming car

    • Chivacy Please

      Well played! I laughed out loud.

    • The_blind_swordsman

      number 10 had so much win

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      loved it!! hahaha


      my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here MakeCash3. com

  • sammy


    "Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle… how lewd"

    • yuck

      Manly Face.

      • Jen

        smile looks forced too

    • stu piddassel

      Does she have bacon for a hand? Awesome!

    • Anon

      I love me some Big Fat Bacon… Sweet Martha's? Overrated.

    • ROK247

      you're a daisy if you do

    • http://twitter.com/BOlekas @BOlekas

      Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

    • Raymond

      Live Wyatt…Live for me.

    • Forest

      Big Fat Bacon + The Chive = Perfect Combination! … Also, "cover your ears, darlin".

    • SayWhatAgain

      I'm seriously lovin' all the Doc Holliday quotes. People need to rep Tombstone more

  • Alex


    I suddenly have the urge to purchase a new camera

    • i am tyler durden

      silly girl…you can't take a picture with the lens cap on

    • Sundog

      Another great picture ruined, because somebody forgot to take the lens cap off.

    • Tommy

      All that boobie…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Gotta love naturals <3

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • reality

        those aren't natural, you can see the scars on the inside…

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You've never seen a real boob up close meow, haven't you?
          Large naturals may get stretch marks like you see here.

          – the one you love to hate

          • DudeBro

            forget the scars (or stretch marks) you can tell they aren't real because they are defying gravity. Real boobs don't stand up when laying down.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

              That is the dumbest comment I've read in a while….

        • DubYA

          breast augmentation is generally performed inferiorly (from the bottom) or through an areolar incision and laparoscopically (really small incisions). The "scars" your referring to are most likely striae, my bet is no scalpel has touched that tit.

    • Master_Rahl

      dammit, always forget to remove the lens cap!!

    • Killa

      I guess I'll have to say it then… MOOOOAAARRR!!

    • DubYA

      So that's where I left my lens cap, thought I'd lost the little bugger

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Bleach 464 is out!! http://mangastream.com/read/bleach/58795317/1

    – if you don't know it; be sure to start at chapter 1

    • die!

      #10 why can't we kill u? I need 2 bust out my dungeons and dragons compendium 2 find out how to kill a troll…

      • Guesty

        "my dungeons and dragons compendium"
        This is why the rest of the world hates you losers

        • patov40

          You mean us losers that come here every day, look at the pics and make comments? Yeah, good to see you too again Guesty. Have a nice day! :)

          • playa bater

            He's 2 stupid to get that die! was kidding anyway- CHIVE ON

    • nywolf

      Paula that's been out for a while now, and this weeks chapter wasn't even that good… although I'm not really surprised that you also read off mangastream. Only thing, the stereotype I put you in, doesn't make me look so good either… -_-

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I also read Gantz, crazy shit at the moment.

        – the one you love to hate

        • nywolf

          Oh, I don't think you can beat me on how many different mangas I read, I had ALOT of free time in senior year. But ditto to that, Gantz is going really really crazy right now. Hopefully it will get back to more or less normal soon.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            These are the only two I read so not showing off at all. Tried Naruto; not for me. One Piece: ditto. Bleach: hooked. Just the manga though, never the anime. The manga is always better.

            – the one you love to hate

            • AssClown

              Try Death Note. Only 37 episodes, but really good.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                I DID read that! Not too long, very intelligent, excellent series. Loved the interaction with M and N.

                – the one you love to hate

              • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

                I LOVED Death Note.

                it's a psychological thriller/mystery… you get an emo vibe from the art, esp. the fan art.. which I think throws people off. but to me, it mixed elements of the Hannibal series, Fight Club, Noir, the occult, and so much more.

                Watching death note, and actually following it – made me work my mind. I've read a lot too.. and the thing about being well read is that you can figure a lot of plots out before they unravel… I tried doing this with Death Note and actually found myself doing a few double takes. When that happens, I truly enjoy it and Death Note definitely accomplished that.

            • nywolf

              Naruto most popular with americans, but I agree that it isn't the best. One Piece starts slow, but i believe it's the best by far right now. Always stick to manga, it comes at the same speed as the animes but there are no fillers. There are other good mangas as well, but some you have to grit through the slow/bad beginning. I did alot of that in my boring senior year, and now i just spend an hour a day keeping up and I'm all good :)

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                I did watch Bleach anime for a while but truly hated the fillers. And then when the fillers were over those newly introduced, boring and fucking annoying characters STAYED! That was when I stopped watching. manga FTW. Always.

                – the one you love to hate

              • Hambone

                This. More people need to experience One Piece. The length can be offputting, but damn if it's not one of the best things I've ever read – manga, comic, book, poetry, or otherwise.

              • DrROBOTO

                anime;high school of the dead manga; battle angel alita….trust me.

            • Sarex

              Try Tenjou Tenge http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=372 , the best artwork there will ever be in a manga.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Will check it out, thanks.

        • sebastianbleach

          Gantz: 40 or 50 volumes and the author realizes the need of a story in the last 2…

        • Troy

          :O i love Bleach… im lazy tho so im watching the English dub version… which is only up to episode 220 :(

          Have you ever noticed DK Khaled's new song "I'm On One" sounds like the music from bleach??? i've always wanted to ask another fan but i honestly dont know anyone in real life that watches bleach… so im stuck with u Paula…

    • BIll57

      #21 the real paula

      • patov40

        Naw, this is the guy/girl (?) who logs in with other people's user names. Could never come up with an original name.

      • BIll57

        I'm a pedo loser!

  • Mitch


    • Huskaroos

      Huskaroos huskaroos, you're beautiful in everything you doooooo.

    • n_kb

      paula stop making other accounts

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I never have except once, account Carla_

        – the one you love to hate

        • OQuijas

          Paula, maybe you don't care, but I kindda like you, I mean a girl facing everyday offensive comments from men who never show their real names, bla bla bla….
          Anyway, you make theChive bigger, people are waiting for you

    • Undershooter30

      #2 So close yet so far

  • Riley


    Me too, buddy, me too

    • I_am_elf

      Same, but for some reason the other way round. Not sure why.

    • OhSomeEvil

      I've done this in Vegas, and the Stripper was fired…

      • Save_Ferris

        Pics or …

  • kiddo

    if #4 were to crash down on me in a wave i would be ok with that

    • Chivacy Please

      Be careful….every pro surf chick is around 17 years old.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #10 OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! YOU DID NOT!!!! MAC??

    RAAAH!!!! You'll go to jail for this!!
    And meet my biggest fan!

    <img alt="Hugs, Paula" src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-captions-4.jpg"&gt;

    • sheoncebelieved

      Epic awesomeness

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        OK guys, who made this gif? I'd like to know… Won't kill you, promise.

        – I know you all WISH you had!

        • John

          I did :)

          • BloodScrubber

            Just for that John, just for today….the internet is all yours. Do as you wish. :P

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I LOL´d way too hard here, well done :)

            Meow prepare to die! In a fire! With your clown shoes on! Does that smell funny to you?

          • curious george

            well done sir-

            PS John, how hot is LG in real life? The photos are great but I'm guessing they still don't do her justice…

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Oh come on, she's cute, smart, funny, kind…. what do you expect? Winner!

              – the one you love to hate

              • curious george

                I didn't ask u freak, u probably stalk LG's trash for bikini wax strips-

                • Real Rock N Trolla

                  As strange of a predicament as this may seem, I find you to be quite a bit creepy than Paula, at the moment. And….. I caught the bitch pretending to be a urinal the other day. That's saying something.

                • Guesty

                  Says the guy asking how she is in real life to the only one that's met her. Yeah, good comeback on Paula, John Hinckley

                  • curious george

                    that made no sense, take your left hand off your wiener and try typing like a normal human being-

              • BIll57

                LG maybe everything you are not paula. you will have to keep aspiring to be 1/4 the person and woman LG is

                • BIll57

                  just had to elaborate….LG you are so beautiful you are like my dream girl. i am jewish too, we are probably from the same tribe. I would buy you so much stuff and even lick your anus (I don't usually do that), would let you pee on me, whatever.

                  I just feel like yahweh has come into my heart and has convinced me to marry you i would love to bear many hcildren with you i really am in love with you

                  • dusseldorf

                    more disturbing then anything any1 has ever posted…get help u psycho jewfuck

    • nathan

      Yes… yes they did. And laughing ensued in offices and homes all over the world! forever, Amen.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      LAUUUUREN!!! Help me out here! Give me some love! John wants to kill me with fire!

      – the one you love to hate

      • B( . ) ( . )BS

        See ^

    • BIll57

      I finally found the real paula #21

      • BIll57


  • ImLovinIt

    Early DAR make East Coasters happy!

    • ImChivinIt

      It wasn't early, but ok.

  • InigoMontoya

    Issue the Tsunami warning!

  • QuantuM

    #46 Keeping calm

    • Augustus

      She looks like a mix between Faith Hill and Anna Kournikova

    • banmeagain

      Kaap calm and whore on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bmignaco Bruno Mignaco

      who's that

    • dude

      tits or GTFO if you ask me

      • BIll57

        no onr asked you actually

    • Dano

      I think I'm in love…

  • wilson


    There is a caption here somewhere…

    • Velocifaptor

      Glad you thought of one!

      But, just to humor you….

      "Umm…. this is the weirdest toaster I've ever seen. Back to you, Jenny."

      • Bart

        Oooh, shiny.

    • sean

      What is this doing in my Kitchen?

      • thomf

        "Look Becky, and they put the gas right here, after it is changed to electricity."

    • Greens

      "Wait, we have to stick this where?"

    • Bam

      "This car thingy has a long shlong!"

    • https://www.facebook.com/StevenLazo Steven Lazo

      Why is this car parked in the kitchen?

    • Notknowing

      ummm…how do I turn it on?

  • Dr. Spock

    #44 God bless natural tittays! Swing low sweet chariots-

    • MonkeyMadness

      I like the subtle touching of herself. ;)

      • Jen

        those are real. its leaning to the outside. if it was fake it would stand up straight like a half of a cantaloupe was bolted on there.

        • BIll57

          i think you should submit some raunchy pictures, jennifer

    • HillBilly Bone


      • JBG

        They aren't real… you can see her scars from her stitches/implants. Turn off.

        • G. MFkn Washington

          man you've never felt a tit have u…those aren't stitches idiot, they're stretch marks bc big breasts sag…and in any case they don't stitch around the whole breast for an implant…VIRGIN FAIL

          • Heidi

            Stretch marks from putting in too large of an implant. Those are fake, but who really cares. And you can tell from the way it rests while she's lying down.

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

              heidi, its obvious that as a man ive probably seen/touched/played with more tits than you have, and let me say, you're a jackass. those are 1000% real. they rest that way while she is lying down bc they are falling to the side, LIKE REAL BOOBIES DO! your theory of a too large implant would do just the opposite.it would sit there like a giant rock on her chest.

              lemme guess Heidi, A cup?

              • youfail

                Your moms/sisters tits dont count Randall.

            • playa bater

              another virgin expresses their frustration

            • how about no

              ehh, no. women can and do get stretch marks just from them growing naturally. mine are natural and i have small stretch marks on the side.

              • ...

                prove it ….

          • "JBG"

            I've felt boobs man! They are like big bags of sand!

          • Sid

            was about to say the same thing, more or less

            • Crimson

              Real Tits ROCK!

  • Blatant Troll

    This comment has been deleted by the administrator.

    • Them Seen My Trollin





    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      This comment has been deleted by Mac.

      • Smack The Intern

        [u]This Mac has been deleted by the comment.[/u]

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          That comment was laughed at by Mac.

          • Trollfessional

            This Paula was trolled by a professional.

  • Capitalsfan74

    #3 Rocket Kitty is ready for takeoff.

    • Long Cat

      It's long cat.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #46 You complete me.

    • yufailinlife

      Dear god get a life.

    • Keep Chive Calm On

      We can make it if we try.
      Just the two of us, you and this guy.

      • The Chivery

        Of course. It wouldn't be a proper Chive get together without there being more sausage than vagina.

        Chive on!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Chive, you better HQ #4 till my eyes bleed!

    – the one you love to hate

    • BIll57

      never trust paula she's bleeds for a week and doesn't die. she's possesed

    • SimonDPieman

      hmmm. I'm suspicious. I sense a Karmic shift in Paula's attitude. It's like the difference between Terminator 1, and Terminator 2.

      Terminator 1; Paula wants me to ride her strap on
      Terminator 2; Paula wants HQ pics of surfer chicks

      one things for sure, she will eventually die in a fiery lava pit.

  • Edd

    #43 this woman….

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Looks…. way different without makeup.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Edd

        there are a couple other things to focus on…

        • NJB

          you mean like the fact her cleavage looks like a naked ass?

      • BIll57

        so do you #21 don't take the mask off cause you will kill a few people by your face alone

        • BIll57

          seriously…why do you guys hate me so much?

          • TheJudge

            because you stole the last cookie.

    • Angry Kid

      … doesn't post idiotic comments on the Chive.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211755636 Ryan Aubin

      I hope to God that she has some photos on her phone that leak.

    • Jonny5

      I would like very much to drown in those

    • That Guy

      The Most Overrated Women of 2010, # 26 Christina Hendricks.

      Proof that a pretty face and a giant rack will take you a looooong way in the world. Even if your caboose has it’s own zip code. Mix in being on a TV show that is 100% targeted towards guys and things get blown way out of proportion. “Blown way out of proportion”… it fits her in more ways than one.

      • That Guy is Dumb

        How the hell can you argue that Mad Men is "100% targeted towards guys"?? Hello>> Jon Hamm?? I'm a busty redhead myself and I adore Christina Hendricks on the show.. and it's got nothing to do with her rack. You're a moron.

        • Ger

          When a sentence includes the phrase 'busty redhead', I stop reading and sort of drift into a hazy waking dreamland. One that, coincidentally, looks strikingly similar to the picture of Ms. Hendricks.

          You were saying..?

    • Joel

      Sweet, is that a pancake machine?

      • Jen

        those tits are RIDICULOUS

        • BIll57

          probably not as ridiculous as yours

    • hMMMM

      …will have some CRAZY back problems in the very near future.

  • Guest

    Thought she was waving with her hand, but it was only the bacon.

    • Cassidy

      It's actually both her hand and bacon… see, the bacon is a newly developed form of technology in prosthetic hands… so yeah. Who needs a hook when there's bacon?

  • Awkward

    So, way to delete the post about the girl with no hands. Classy.

    • Damon

      it was likely asked to be removed by OK Cupid because it was taken from their site. I've seen it come down from other sites today as well. not the chive's fault. keep calm

    • Innuit

      was on Kuvaton earlier today and now it's gone from there as well. sounds like 'OK' is having the post removed.

    • Leroy Jenkins

      heartwarming post but OK Cupid's TOS would try to protect its users' privacy. it's gone, no biggie

    • horndog

      yeah…. you really have to hand it to them for that one

    • Whatevs

      Sounds like a lame PR stunt for OK Cupid. Read between the lines.

      • Whatevs

        Either that or a very insincere repost by The Chive. Either way, very lame.

      • Average Chiver

        go with whichever one makes the Chive look less like a bunch of douchebags despite mounting evidence to the contrary. gotcha.

  • wilsons


    That smile is fanfuckingtastic

  • That Guy

    #21 finally a pic of Paula… and she did not disappoint.

    • itsobvious

      That is a loyal Chiver.

    • Wooooaaahhh

      Find it – then kill it with fire!

    • WHITEY

      MY GAWD!!

    • Uncle Spunks

      Guaranteed severely bullied at school.

  • laxcat36

    #31 I say good day sir!!!

    • mycroft

      "My name is NOT Tina, and I will NOT eat the food!"

    • SimonDPieman

      yes! i was trying to think what this lama is saying. you nailed it.

    • sixdeadelves

      i thought it was "oh hell no!"

    • LC

      i was thinking more along the lines of "gurl PLEASE"

  • AssClown

    #4 I wonder if she wax her "board"…

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