Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Tabi

    1st!

  • jay

    yo

    • jon

      what a dick

    • j22

      I don't get why this got so many thumbs down. ???

    • asf

      …tu, el, ella, nosotros, ustedes

      • Jen

        you forgot vosotros!!!

        • asf

          you can say ustedes or vosotros

  • POOP

    LAST

  • burneddebitcard

    first??

    • can't see

      #14

  • Leroy

    #4 thinks he's #9

    • Ronnie

      LEEEROOOOOOOY JENKINS!

  • shanemcguire88

    5th!

    • frankysins

      way more impressive then first

  • MrAliasMan

    #2 We got a call about a Graboids……

    • i just chived

      good call!
      …i need to watch tremors now

    • Groove

      Real Life Interstate 76

      • Bart

        Awesome game, don't know why you got thumbed down

  • Quine

    mama

  • n_kb

    #4 Douche.

    • Saul

      I still laughed though.

    • mmmkay

      he likes fish sticks.

    • Jen

      still makes good music.

  • Godfather

    You just can't go wrong with the don gif

  • Bieberhole69

    You guys are fags.

    • pjsupremex

      if by fags you mean Fucking Awesome Gun Slingers, then yes, yes we are!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

      my turkeys are hungry

    • frankysins

      says Bieberhole69

      • Jedaao

        Congratulations, you can read.

        • frankysins

          Congratulations, you're a prick.

  • Lower

    #8
    You know you want to……

    • tralfaz

      please be beer, please be beer

      • patov40

        Tralfaz?

        • The_Dood

          patov?

          • Eric

            probably Surge

          • patov40

            Actually I was hoping he would say, "That's right, tralfaz!" If you have younger kids you might know the reference. If not, no biggie. B)

            • its_forge

              Tralfaz = Astro Jetson's "real" name = )

              • tralfaz

                You are correct sir.

        • tralfaz

          It's Norwegian for a whale's vagina.

  • observer

    why does it feel like we didnt get enough pictures this morning

    • shmohawk

      becuase f*&% you thats why <- see what i did there.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not first? What the hell??
    Anyway: where's the real DMA?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – a hug is a hug, of course, of course
    – and no one can hug a troll of course
    – that is, of course, unless the troll is the famous Miss Paula

    • Evariste

      The real awesomeness here is the Bacardi Oakheart!🙂

      • ...

        is it any good? sailor jerry has stolen my heart….pause

    • Ronnie

      Will the real DMA please stand up? please stand up?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

      i get my wife to dress as Mr. Ed so i can achieve arousal

      • The_Dood

        So you bought her a sarah jessica parker mask?

        • bad man

          you win

      • Brother M.

        you dress her up as Dylan?

    • Dan

      How the hell does someone from the Netherlands know the Mr. Ed theme, but not know who the Kool Aid guy is ?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm different. Also really didn't know Kool Aid guy, that was no trolling.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • BIll57

          ya you are different alright I'm surprised you know your ass from your elbow

  • http://www.facebook.com/eugenepark6 Eugene Park

    hiiiii

    • Jen

      please stop embarrassing the Korean race. mmkthnx.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #9 single greatest movie ever…I learned more from it than business school…that is right lauren…call me…

    • Tomas

      HILARIOUS!!!

  • Dave

    When people thumbs-down on my comments…

    • Dave

      #7

      • Guesty

        means that much to ya, huh? Fucking loser

  • http://www.indodreamin.com Avi

    #9
    Today DMA,only 20 pics….. maahhh?

    • tralfaz

      And that ….. I will not forgive.

    • Jason

      Its always around 20 pics

  • Patrick

    #15 Could not be more true

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      for real?

  • Dantheloser

    I see we have a top 3 of genius commenters this morning. Oh joy.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #2 OK. When the Zombie Apocalypse happens… I have found my car

  • piratestatic

    #10 not cool not awesome…sadly this is a real life picture of things that happen every day. These kids have no idea what they are doing.

    • BIll57

      showdown at the O.K. corral- they watch too many movies

    • trep

      yea, can you imagine having to put down some Afghan or Iraqi kid because he got a hold of a gun and was pointing it at you?

    • Ukulelemike

      Fortunately, look like they're going to taser him instead of shoot him. "In the name of Allah, don't tase me, bro!"

    • Alex

      I agree…these american soldiers have no idea what they are doing. If they did they would not go there.

      • BIll57

        It's cause of american soldiers you have your freedom, becareful what you wish for, cause one day you may lose it

        • Guesty

          You know there are more countries than USA right? maybe, just maybe, he is from another country. So your redneck argument is pretty much invalid to ol' Alex up there. Just saying

          • Stevo

            agree, the Iraq invasion does not guarantee security or freedom.

            • Christian Lander

              Stuff White People Like # 48, Supporting the Troops but Not the War

              It's not exactly a secret that white people are strongly antiwar. They have been against all forms of armed conflict since the end of World War 2. Since then, just take a look at any antiwar protest and you are virtually guaranteed to see a throng of white people with elaborate and clever signs stating their displeasure with the current government and it's war.

              For the most part, when white people are discussing war they are speaking to other white people who already agree with them. So rather than having to engage in a debate about the need for armed conflict, they can simply pat themselves on the back for being opposed to the war and then throw out some information about Halliburton or Kellogg Brown & Root. These are known as "serious talks" and when they are finished everyone feels good about themselves and their beliefs.

              But from time to time white people find themselves in one of the most awkward situations they will ever face: criticizing the war in front of someone who has a child in the military.
              This often comes about when white people make the assumption that everyone around them is exactly the same as them. Additionally, most white people operate under the assumption that the last white person to serve in the military was John Kerry.
              Faced with twin problems of having directly insulted someone's child and potentially being forced to admit they were wrong, white people needed a solution. That solution was to say that they support the troops and not the war.

              Technically this is an entirely new insult that implies that the troops are dying for nothing. It provides enough cover for white people to assume that they are still liked by the military person that they just insulted. Whether it's actually true is completely irrelevant.
              But before you let your anger build up toward these white people, remember that this really isn't their fault. When white people say they support the troops and not the war, they are actually saying that they support spending time and money training the troops for combat, but that they also support never actually using them in real-life conflict. To you it might seem silly to spend all this energy learning skills that you'll never use, but the truth is that white people have been supporting a system like this for years. It's known as a liberal arts education.

              • fuck you h8er

                "It's not exactly a secret that black people are strongly antiwar. They have been against all forms of armed conflict since the end of World War 2. Since then, just take a look at any antiwar protest and you are virtually guaranteed to see a throng of black people with elaborate and clever signs stating their displeasure with the current government and it's war.

                For the most part, when black people are discussing war they are speaking to other black people who already agree with them. So rather than having to engage in a debate about the need for armed conflict, they can simply pat themselves on the back for being opposed to the war and then throw out some information about Halliburton or Kellogg Brown & Root. These are known as "serious talks" and when they are finished everyone feels good about themselves and their beliefs.

                But from time to time white people find themselves in one of the most awkward situations they will ever face: criticizing the war in front of someone who has a child in the military.
                This often comes about when black people make the assumption that everyone around them is exactly the same as them. Additionally, most black people operate under the assumption that the last black person to serve in the military was John Kerry. Faced with twin problems of having directly insulted someone's child and potentially being forced to admit they were wrong, black people needed a solution. That solution was to say that they support the troops and not the war.

                Technically this is an entirely new insult that implies that the troops are dying for nothing. It provides enough cover for black people to assume that they are still liked by the military person that they just insulted. Whether it's actually true is completely irrelevant.
                But before you let your anger build up toward these black people, remember that this really isn't their fault. When black people say they support the troops and not the war, they are actually saying that they support spending time and money training the troops for combat, but that they also support never actually using them in real-life conflict. To you it might seem silly to spend all this energy learning skills that you'll never use, but the truth is that black people have been supporting a system like this for years. It's known as a liberal arts education."

                Disregard the jargon and look at how racist this sounds by just changing a color.

                Fuck you racist.

            • patriact

              just and abundant supply of oil and lithium.
              praise the government on killing citizens as an excuse to gain resources!

          • Jen

            yeah, maybe he's from kuwait…or vietnam….or japan…or canada….or the entire western hemisphere – they somehow, someway owe at least a part of their freedom to US and our declaration of independence which shaped western thought since the early 1700s, BITCHES

            • BIll57

              ty for the support Jen Whether they are from africa europe or asia if it weren't for the US they would be speaking japanese german or be slaves to china or russia so put us down if you want but you can only do that cause we kept your freedom for you

          • Jules-CO

            Alsas, but he is enjoying the benefit of an American website.

        • Sook Deek Bill

          once again bill, you are a fuck head!!1

          • BIll57

            and you are ignorant

        • its_forge

          I adore and respect our volunteer military and I have nothing but the greatest honor and adoration for them but I don't think their current presence in Afghanistan or Iraq is actually protecting me or anyone in the US from anything. The most honorable thing we could do for them is (a) bring them home and (b) have a decent job waiting for them when they get here. Congress isn't interested in any of that though, they just want to shriek about spending, cut soldier pay, cut Medicare and Social Security, and give tax breaks to billionaires.

          • BIll57

            forge if we did as you ask and bring them home , you think they would not attack us at home? have the lessons of 9/11 evaded you?? or the lessons of WW2? ya put your head in the sand and see how fast you butt gets blown off

            • its_forge

              LOL @ your bullcrap rhetoric. You really think another 9/11 could ever happen again? You really believe that "fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" horse shit? You don't understand why we were attacked in the first place, do you? The more we're out there, the more they want to attack us. The sooner we get our guys out of their faces, the sooner they become incapable of getting new recruits. No more infidels? Hey look, no more infidels, we win! Now we can go about our own business without Whitey fucking up our shit all the time. The US hasn't belonged in a foreign war *since* World War II.

      • Mike

        >Implying that a soldier has a choice in where he is sent

    • ano

      I was about to say the same. There's nothing awesome about that picture, no matter who put that weapon into the kids' hands..

    • jko

      Just going to speak from the whole been there done that side of things. One of the main toys boys, either in the US or Iraq, enjoy playing with are guns. You see a lot of kids running around the streets there with toy guns, we had to tell the local elders to make sure they talked to the families of the kids to at least not point them at the convoy.
      Now about the pic, if those were real a child that size would have trouble holding them up in that manner empty, not to mention loaded.
      Also, regardless of child or not, you'll notice the soldier's weapon is slung. If he thought it was a threat he would be at low ready at least.

      • Jen

        thank you for your service. there ARE those that fully appreciate what you do for the rest of us. keep being badass, soldier!

      • BIll57

        Thank you for you insight. it is greatly appreciated as well as your service

  • jpp407

    #18 what a bitch of an older sister.

    • BIll57

      Bitch training- she's getting in her practice

    • hMMMM

      little kid is awesome…no fear!

      • SenorWilson

        Yes, but he'd make a terrible blind person.

        • hMMMM

          Hahahahaha stuuuuuupid!

  • The Bandit

    #3 Viggo Mortensen….haunted and chased by Orks and Trolls forever…

    • Jason

      Is that the chick from 4 Non Blondes?

      • JDF

        I was thinking a sober Slash myself.

    • Sovem

      Zing!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 This came flying out of Paula's ass.

    • Phil

      a bat out of hell?

    • kike

      what's wrong with her hands?

    • The Guy

      Check the logo for the Bacardi ad, see any similarities?

      • greasdupdeafguy

        no i don't, im too drunk from the Bacardi to see

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        you mean the bacardi logo was a bat this whole time!!! i had NO idea!

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