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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FJiiiiiiiii…
    FJIIIIIIIIiiiiiiihihiiiii…
    FJJJJIiiiiiiiiiHIHhihihiiiiiii……

    FJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*cough*HAAAARRRHARHARSSTTT!!!1!!.

    As soon as the tiger realizes what to do that dog is lunch though.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Bacardi Oakheart

      Choke on a dick already.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I tried! Always end up swallowing the whole guy.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED THE WHOLE FLESH GUY!

    • Paula, you suck

      I have yet to read one of your posts that were worth the 5 seconds of my life it took to read them. You suck, no one likes your posts, and no one gives a $#IT if you're first.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well you care enough to reply to me so that makes your entire story irrelevant. Love ya!❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Teófilo Athos Brauns

          Paula, I will find you. We will marry and have beautiful kids. love you❤

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      # 5.
      Paula Bolli – The Shitty Neighbor

      http://www.cracked.com/article_18469_the-7-most-i

  • Dolfan0925

    That's not a tiger. Just sayin. Looks more like a small ligon.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Cut it out meow.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Dolfan0925

      Typo. Looks like a small Tigon.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        All right Dolfan, why don't you hop up on uncle Rabbit's lap?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Zzz

        Tigon's are all small, they all suffer from dwarfism.

    • Adam

      Looks like a golden tabby tiger!

  • clg82

    First

    • Dolfan0925

      First giving you a thumbs down!

    • jayman

      missed it by that much…

    • GiOrGoS

      you should try not coming first for once. women appreciate it

  • chris

    How does one go about just getting a tiger?

    • HillBilly Bone

      I'm sure Mike Tyson could steer you in the right direction.

    • eeny meeny

      catch him by his toe

      • JDB

        LOL

    • BSS

      Not sure about the tiger, but I know where to go cougar hunting. Wait…..are we talking about cats or pussy?

    • WoogyMonster

      TigerDirect is fresh outta them…

    • Joe Pancake

      Make a tuna sandwich, tigers will do almost anything for a tuna sandwich

    • https://www.facebook.com/JoeyBert Joe Bertolino

      I heard an interview on the radio a few years back and it's surprisingly simple to get a tiger cub. They said a cub will only run you about $800 dollars however there is a two year waiting list for permits and you have to have the correct enclosures. Also cannot be within city limits.

  • Cool story bro

    This should end well.

  • Ryan

    What kind of dog is that?

    • https://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

      A pure bread Soonbegone or a Gonnabiteit.

    • Chuck Taylor

      It's not a dog. It's a small Tigon like the man said. duh.

    • yummy

      a Ballz retriver, cause he has alot of ballz… you get it? ballz haha

      • giggitygiggitygoo

        no…no I don't

    • Name

      The soon to be dead kind.

    • da2conan

      I don't know about the dog, but the tiger is a Justin Bieberus

      • Steamboat Willie

        Do you mean that the tiger is a giant pussy?

  • woody

    I want a tiger! That would be amazing!

    • beat rice

      It would be just like calvin and hobbes!

  • Al Money

    That tiger still isn't full grown… Still a potential death machine

  • Musabi

    Tiger & Dog: Beware of Charlie Sheen

  • wtf

    How many dogs are in the house???

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      18 were. Were in the house. Just this one left.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • vhr1904

        I really love how nobody is responding to you. Keep it up guys.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Kidding, right? Post just went up, YOU are replying, the fuck you talkin' about Wilis?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

        • Undershooter30

          Wow…. I mean not sure if trolling the troll or just literally the most fuckin retarded person ever.

          • BIll57

            if the troll is a jerk and she is then jerk the troll she can't take it

  • https://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

    Is that the Brady's dog, Tiger?

  • Donna_Romper

    Good luck when it tries to maul you to death.

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      Wow, somebody has a rating worse than Paula?

  • EasternCanuck

    I want me one of them there Tigers… That would be fun showing up at the dog park…

    • jayman

      "That would be fun showing up at the dog park…" a.k.a. the buffet…

    • BIll57

      it would be fun till it ate you lol

  • Mike

    WTF possesses people to think trying to domesticate one of those is a good idea? Literally the BEST thing you can hope for out of that is to NOT have your face ripped off….

    • Master_Rahl

      Make me think of Dante from Grandma's Boy:
      "Ever heard of a dog?"
      "Anybody can get past a dog, NOBODY fucks with a lion"

    • Nolanator87

      You are a ****ing idiot. People raise all different kinds of animals all the time. Have you not seen the Christian the lion video? Another example is a good friend of mine. She found a baby badger stuck in a beaver trap and saved it. She took it home and made it a pet and she had that badger for 3 years before she released it back into the wild. The entire 3 years, that badger never clawed, bit, or attacked any person or animal around it. Now, with such an ignorant comment like yours, I assume you don't know how dangerous badgers can be. Look it up.

      Animals are not naturally violent; they have to learn that. It's people like you who think all pitbulls should be put to sleep because they are violent. There is no such thing as a violent breed of animal, only products of being raised incorrectly. Wild animals are violent because they have to be to survive. That tiger has been raised by those people its entire life. Nothing about it will ever be violent unless they teach it to be.

      • Jim

        "Animals are not naturally violent; they have to learn that. It's people like you who think all pitbulls should be put to sleep because they are violent. There is no such thing as a violent breed of animal, only products of being raised incorrectly. Wild animals are violent because they have to be to survive. That tiger has been raised by those people its entire life. Nothing about it will ever be violent unless they teach it to be. "

        This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read on the chive.
        You have the most infantile view of the natural world that I have ever come across.

      • evolution

        Animal planet had a series about people with Nolanator87's thinking. *Spoiler Alert* They all either die or get horribly maimed and then the animals are shot.

        • The Truth

          And if they didn't show the bad cases idiots like you would be irresponsible and get hurt (which I'm ok with being a fan of Darwin) but these animals aren't malicious in nature, especially when they're taken care of, part of a family, fed regularly… Do some research or maybe expand your mind past that community college pepe

      • drunkfool

        Hey Nolanator87, you should get a pet crocodile! Then you could scratch it's chin with your delicious looking hand🙂

      • Frank

        You cite rare examples of captive animals as proof wild animals are inherently not violent?

        I'm going to go ahead and deduce you have a non-minor case of mental retardation.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Tell that to Roy Horn who had his throat ripped out.

  • sohigh4219

    the howling in the background is unnerving

  • Rahm Emanuel

    wait for it…wait for it…there it is!!! the dog is an appitizer and the retard with the camera is the main course…

  • http://www.facebook.com/terencespark Terry Igotdis Park

    it's amusing that tiger almost looks like it's repeatedly "running away" from the dog.

    • HUH?

      thats a cats way of saying "chase me, i want to play"

    • Justin

      The tiger looks like it acts more like the dog in this video. The way it hops around

  • davey

    They treat it better than Mike Tyson's tigers I bet.
    He likes to punch his tigers in the nuts!

  • F'd up pets

    Break into that home and you'll FUCKED up!

  • Steamboat Willie

    Gotta love the beware of dog sign in the window of a house that has a pet tiger.

  • drou

    ok, but if the dog or the owner get injured by accident… game over.. the tiger smells the blood and insticts reveal. it has happened several times with people who thought that wild animals are like puppies.

  • Maytrix

    Responsible Exotic Animal Ownership???

    Only thing responsible is to NOT own one.

    While the video is neat, that Tiger shouldn't be a pet.

  • Dan

    They were just playing.

    • HUH?

      really?? cause i am pretty sure the paragraph under the movie says just that.

    • Doodledot

      Hold the phone!!!- that ISN'T a tiger fighting a dog?!? This isn't a video of the ferocious fight to the death between two proud males at the peak of their physical dominance?! They're.. just.. PLAYING?!? Wtf Chive!
      Cheers dan for catching that.

      • BIll57

        they are playing cause he tiger hasn't fully develooped when it gets old enough and it's instincts cut in the tiger will defficult to deal with

        • fibonacci5150

          but then it'll just be like Nyan cat and *hugs* rainbow bffs forever when it drops its balls

    • Dan

      Just wanted to point out this imposter is not me.

  • Steve Grenier

    mmmm I kinda want one now.

  • JAMon

    do you de-claw "pet" tigers?

    • Doodledot

      Not sure, tho both the claws and teeth of a tiger is 3inches, which is enough the penetrate every major organ in your body. So claws or no claws, if that thing turns on you it's lights out. Shame to see sure a beautiful beast in a back yard.

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