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  • Sticky

    HAPPY FRIDAAAAY

    • Trollerball

      They said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a thong.

    • HOOLDEM

      my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here MakeCash3. com

      • StevieB

        I'm going to select option "no".

  • DanielB

    #39 He looks like he has potential

    • thepoopsmith

      The Burner driver blows.

    • Troll of Truth

      Yeah, potential to be gay

      • HOLLYCOW

        100% FUDGEPACKER.

    • aaahhhh shit

      He isn't even paid!

      • http://hydrogen-psychosis.tumblr.com eLad

        Please don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern.

    • SwedishMeatball

      He still needs to learn to hand over the clubs handle first.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Has he got breasts?!

    • Wondering

      Why are your interns not hot chicks again?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        This.

    • colombianchiver

      NOT SURE IF GAY OR JUST A HIPSTER

    • Yeah, okay

      …………….Doug's really hot. Moar?

      • 3and20characters

        I second that.
        M.O.A.R!

        • aup

          MOAR DOUG!!!!

    • Glenn

      Is Patty holding a limp member?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Ah, DAR! Yes, DAR. So I write about DAR. I like DAR. DAR is good. Enough about DAR.
    #41 OMFG…. (Oh My Fine Goddess)

    Anywayyyys, OK, I confess. I'm actually a government agent assigned to warn young girls against the dangers of roofies. Explicitly telling teenagers this obviously doesn't work, so I thought up this great method: subliminal messaging!
    Because of me and my "Care for a free drink?" young girls will think of Paula whenever a rapist offers them a free drink and obviously seriously think twice! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
    I rule! So why all the hate??

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • BHS

      wtf? biggest looser at parties…

    • paula is boring

      Paula is played out and boring.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

      I want to break your fingers so you don't type for a good month so us Chivers can have a month of peace.

    • AssClown

      Mmm, you must be bored as hell. To have written your whole post before hand is kind of ridiculous…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Huh? I type really fast.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – this message was brought to you in 1.7 seconds

        • BIll57

          irrelevant, borng and one who is in need of a life, go back to school you need to learn a craft

          • BIll57

            seriously

    • winiblues

      dont care what others say behind your back, i think youre alright.

      • BIll57

        we don't say anything behind her back we say it right to her face well as long as she wears a mask

        • BIll57

          wow, can't believe i'm getting positive reviews on my comments today!

    • Cecil

      Every time you post, it gives further validity to the notion that there is not a single reason that any sane man would want a female in his life. No amount of sex si worth letting a vag into the picture.

  • L_E_Ott

    #1 man-made kraken

    • KyleRetrato

      what..?

  • zman

    #12 #31 #41 A very fitting end to an awesome week! Let's get our drink on chivers!

    • rockefeller

      Hehe, you said end

      • zman

        you see what I did there?

    • Selmy

      I like it when girls are like, "It took a lot of courage to work up to showing a picture of my incredible ass." False modesty has it's place.

  • Dave

    This comment has been deleted by the administrator.

    • Huh

      Dick!

    • HOLLYCOW

      HE SAID 'THE CHIVE' MADE THE INTERN TAKE A RECTAL EXAM TO GET THE JOB. NO GLOVES WERE ALLOWED.

    • Originality Lacking

      It was cool when I did it yesterday. Not so much now.

  • Fat-man

    #2 You're outta your element Donnie!

    • laurennsfw

      love that movie. and just studied this painting in art history. how ironic it was to see it on the chive today, complete with the dude.

      • sheoncebelieved

        for a second there I thought The Dude was Eddie Vedder….almost made my day.

        • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

          nothing man…

      • http://hydrogen-psychosis.tumblr.com eLad

        it's not even slightly ironic.

        • Red

          this.

      • the dude

        its like, your opinion man

    • Çreep

      i need this art hangin' in my fron room.

      • akajako

        It would really tie the room together

    • That Guy

      should have been sam elliot in his cowboy hat as the fourth. "but do you have to curse so much dude? – what the fuck do you mean?"

  • alate

    #41 Erin always makes my day

    • Awkward

      And you never make hers.

      • alate

        Indeed, but I don't mind, I'm selfish like that

    • Jason

      Definitely a beautiful woman!

      • BIll57

        very true

    • http://www.cnwi.net GTox

      Thank you cutie you get me through all the best

      • true

        what a whore

        • Foosbah

          agreed.

  • mindthefuzz

    #12 well hello…

    • BloodScrubber

      Picasso has nothing on this sexy painter. Wonderful shot.🙂

  • Mitch

    It's friday fridayy, gonna get down on friday!

    • CAPS LOCK FRIDAY

      LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      Partying, partying, Yeah!!!

  • manchakattack

    WOAH. #7 is unreal. That's craaazy.

    • boyr

      anyone knows the name of the women who painted this?

    • boyr

      aye just found it her name is Alexa Meade🙂 http://www.alexameade.com/

    • the credible hulk

      smear paint on someone's face? Sure, I can do that. Not really impressed.

  • neefgeefd

    #34 oh wow. i definitely like those eyes

    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      Find her, and more more more!

      • mooseknuckle907

        Olivia Wilde

        • nywolf

          I thought so too, but something seems a little off… also, do i know you from KA?

          • mooseknuckle907

            KA?

      • gerg

        It's not Olivia Wilde, and the eye color is shopped. I saw this a couple weeks ago on reddit

    • Average Chiver

      I'm confused. Where are her boobs?

    • BIll57

      those eyes could melt Iceburgs

    • Ateka

      She stalled my scrolling down

    • Julien

      more!

  • Kodos

    #4 #5, served by #34

    **DO WANT!!**

    • ssstoopid

      All 3 are perfect for hangovers.

      • asdf

        With headache beer from Germany….

        Happy Wiesn…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

    #31 My eyes are resting on her buns.

    • HillBilly Bone

      Yours aren't the only ones…….wow.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        Don't be cock-eye blocking!!

        • BloodScrubber

          Im just glad she found her nerve. And put it in a safe place for future posting.😉

    • fakefrank0002

      Thanks for sharing

  • BaseballRube

    Thank you for #23, made my Friday!

    • Unsolicited Advice

      You should get out more.

    • http://www.aibonline.org gtox

      wonderful

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

    Erin how's your shoulder?

    • HOLLYCOW

      SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT SHE KNOWS YOUR GAY, AND THAT YOUR
      LAKERS SUCK……

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        Sheshhhh my brother hating and I'm not even rolling.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        you went all the way to his FB page and still couldnt come up with a decent joke. troll fail

        • HOLLYCOW

          WHO'S THE UGLY CHICK ON YOUR PICTURE. SOME HOOKER YOU HIRED.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

            Well put. I will buy you a Corona tonight.

          • Fugly Stick

            I'd hit it.

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

            my GF when she burned her bra http://thechive.com/2011/05/17/burn-your-bra-tues

            after that we both decided not to have her submit anymore bc of the trolls and losers that have taken over the comments here. sucks for you guys… not for me

            • Lolumad

              Art though vexed, kinsman?

              • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                ^Much better than the original version.

            • HOLLYCOW

              HERE IS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID.
              IF YOU BLIND HER IN BOTH EYES SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE ANYMORE, AND SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO READ WHAT US TROLL AND LOSERS ARE COMMENTING ABOUT STUPID.
              YOU'RE SUCH A DUMMY, DUMMY.
              HOW DO YOU TURN THE FUCKING COMPUTER ON STUPID.

              • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                Trolling is sometimes funny, but it's an art. Paula knows what she's doing half the time. Try reading her comments to see how it's done. A lot of other Chivers rag on her, but it's people like you that leave comments that look like a 5th grader commenting on Youtube videos that really irk me. Hope I'm not alone.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – the one you love to hate

                • HOLLYCOW

                  MADNESS, YOU'RE ALL ALONE.TROLLING AT 3AM TAKES SOME DEDICATION, BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP YOU, HOWEVER YOU DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING FUNNY YOU SHOULD GO TO A COMEDY WEBSITE AND TROLL THEM WITH YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.DICK.

                • THIS IS LAME

                  no. Paula is pretty much the exact OPPOSITE of what trolls should be: going through the motions to pretend to annoy a crowd that pretends to be annoyed. like when someone goes alligator wrestling, and the alligator's jaws are taped shut. yeah, that's reaaaal gator wrestiling/trolling.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512714914 Toby Ware

    #31
    YES!

    • Just Saying

      For the record, I fucking hate comments like this.

  • Blumpkin

    #16 Move over bloods and crips…the 'coons are in town. wait…

    • Here's Johnny

      HAHAHA!!

    • winiblues

      coon is a derogatory word for Australian aboriginies. everyone who thumbed this up is a racist.

      • HOLLYCOW

        STAY IN AUSTALIA, DRINK A FOSTER BEER, HAVE AN OUTBACK STEAK AND ORDER SOME WHITE BREAD, ERRRR I MEANT DARK BREAD.

      • HeadRush

        Thats why it was funny

      • WhySoSerious?

        Omfg Stfu and go read some Mark Twain. Good grief, let it go and stop being the racist you accuse everyone else of being.

        Pro tip #1: If you look for racism, you'll find it, and here's the clincher – if you're looking for racism, chances are, you ARE racist, otherwise, why would you care?

        Pro tip #2: Blumpkin was making a joke – fu if you can't take a joke!

        • WhySoSerious?

          dammit!

          • Not sure if....

            You sound suspiciously racist to me.

    • Çreep

      i see what you did there, fucking hilarious.

  • Jason_C

    #20 could make my shy bladder a lot worse…

    • Pwithc

      why do they all have metal vaginas?

      • slag

        HA! Metal vag. I like the cut of your jib!

      • http://www.facebook.com/Sgt.PennyJane Penelope Jane

        I came to post the same thing, of course I read the comments first since working second shift I have to see the Chive late, and was hoping someone else had the same thought as I did…

  • disturbed

    #31 Well done!

    • Kyle

      Why you had to work up any courage at all is a mystery. Surely you already know you have a magnificent ass!

    • DAS

      Now that you worked up the courage get busy taking more photos of the beautiful tush. You should submit at least twice a week from now on.

  • Dave

    #38 Sweet! i'd love to tittyfuck you babe B)

    • Troll of Truth

      Why are you getting thumbs down?! That gap is asking for a good dick-down.

    • CheckHisBasement!

      Bahahaha. And the mayor of creep city is…..

      • Truth

        Wasn't that creepy actually, more douchy, but also well deserved for submitting a pic like that.

      • TommyGunn

        hypocrite. bet you're thinking the same thing

    • Capt. Obvious

      Thumbs up, hoes don't post shit like that unless they are down for a good titty fuck. Call a spade a spade.

      • twatwaffles

        you guys realize that these are knees…right?

        • HOLLYCOW

          THEN THEY ARE GOING TO BE KNEEFUCKING.

          • HOLLYCOW

            TWATWAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Çreep

          i think you just made everyone facepalm, i didnt see it until you enlighten me.

        • Bud Ugly

          Haha, I didn't realize those were knees until you said so.

        • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

          I was wondering why they were so weird looking

  • bettingonthecubs

    #21 Please return your man card to the nearest hooters

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Twin Peaks is better, and I'm sure he already exchanged his man card for that quilt.

      • like 2 laugh

        that was funny as fuck, thx Bent..

    • Bad News

      That's not gonna last.

      • ssstoopid

        If it does, she'll make him regret his entire life.

    • brad

      She is so out of his league. That makes guys crazy.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Notice the total lack of affection she is showing him in the photos….

      Is she even going out with him?!

      • what a pussy

        exactly, she's just concerned with looking cute in the photos…don't say your boys didn't warn u when u unexpectedly stop by her place and she's riding a guy with a Harley…

    • Ooof

      Future stalker, fo sho.

    • Cassidy

      Also, speaking for the other gender, she needs to turn in her lady card for turning him into "that guy"… one of the rules of a lady is that you never need to pussy whip a grown ass man.😉 Chive on

      • IronEagle119

        That sure as hell is no 'grown man'

    • Hand of Fate

      That quilt is retarded, but at least he scored a good looking girl (for the time being…)

      • Dr Doom

        she'll haunt his dreams 4 life, what a PUSSY!!!

    • Jeremy Morgan

      he has to pull out all the stops, he is dating WAAAAY out of his league. Go for it man!!

      • damn u

        you obviously dont know what turns women on…lesson 1, no fuckin QUILTS!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      you're all so full of shit, i know damn well if any of you had a piece like that…. naked in front of you… you would forget you even had friends.

      • I fucked ur girl

        DJ u must have been waiting in line behind quilt boy when u turned in your man card…

    • bros b4 hoes

      when she inevitably dumps his ass at least he'll still have his friends…

    • DaBears

      Wow! So guess what? I'm the loser in this pic who made the quilt. My buddy just sent me the link to this site and I got to read all your kind comments. Thought I'd let you all know that I agree. She is way out of my league… Having said that, not only are we still together, but she's 4 months pregnant with my kid… Oh yeah, and she loved the quilt. I believe I even got a blowjob that night, but I can't remember. I get a lot of blowjobs from her. Chive on bitches.

      • YouMadBro?

        Guys don't do shit like that unless they are desperately trying to hold on to something… So you say she's really good at giving a lot of blowjobs huh? Wonder how she honed that talent and I wonder if its really your kid lol.

        • DaBears

          Not true. Guys like YOU don't do things like that which is why you're probably single, lonely and spending your time on the Chive. Give a little extra, get a little extra. I didn't personally make the quilt. I just provided the pictures and paid for it to get made. Cost me $80 and maybe half an hour of my time. Completely worth it.

          • TheTruthHurts

            If she was such an awesome girl… she'd be pushing you to hang out with your friends more instead of being an obsessive fucktard… take the quilt for instance… only an obsessive fucktard would think it was a good idea to make/or receive as a gift. Your going to need your friends in the future whether or not you have a girlfriend. If you spend all your time with her its going to turn you into a loser… and girls don't like losers. She'll either leave your ass or cheat on you when you become one and then you won't have any friends to fall back on. If she doesn't let you hang out with your friends then she's clearly a psycho and your a dumbass for getting her pregnant.

      • DaBears Brain

        "Hmm… this is probably the best piece of ass a loser like me is ever gonna get! I know I'll bust my load in her and try to get her pregnant! Then she'll have to stay with me!"

        • bettingonthecubs

          total scum bag steve move

  • laurennsfw

    #9❤

    • Jules-CO

      Ditto….Do want this beast:)

      • laurennsfw

        who wants to go wheelin?!

        • HillBilly Bone

          I'm always game.

        • Guesty

          when quickly glancing at your pic, it looks like a cock. just saying

          • laurennsfw

            lol i don't see it

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

          im there with ya girl, bad ass truck. I just put a set of 35's on my f-350 today🙂

    • Money Where Mouth Is

      Does it say "Douche" on the other side?

      • laurennsfw

        you wish your tires were that big!

        • Money Where Mouth Is

          I make up for my small tires with my huge penis.

          • Haha

            well played, sir. have yourself a great weekend

          • laurennsfw

            pics or it didn't happen

            • Money Where Mouth Is

              I'm modest. If you're lucky, I'll show you in person sometime.

    • laurennsfw

      why so much hate, chive?

  • Mcfly707

    #33 Epic!!!

    • Nice Work

      Agreed. That is pretty fucking cool.

    • Undershooter30

      Time to break that bad boy in.

    • THEQUEBEKER

      #38 Yep this is nice, but nos as epic as that shot.

  • shoelessjoe

    #36

    Good way to start the weekend – good luck bro

    • qteam3d

      Holy shit! I was in a similar accident 20 years ago. Lost part of a leg but nothing compared to your injuries. You'll ski again, but you'll never make it through an airport without an anal probe. Get better, Chiver.

    • Firstpump

      Does that wheelchair float or do you just do the Jesus thing?

      • HOLLYCOW

        YOU KNOW WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS IT MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOUR FRIENDS, TO CARRY YOU ON A BOAT, TAKE YOU TO THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE, THEN TAKE YOUR PICTURE, ALONE. AL SO YOU CAN BE SHOWN ON 'THE CHIVE'. I'M SURE THEY ALL HATE YOU NOW.

        • I forget

          cool story bro
          tell it again

        • Golden Lake

          Trust me his friends didn't think it was a pain in the ass at all, we were actually very concerned about his well-being hence the orange life jacket…

    • millcity1

      same thing happened to me in 2007 but i broke my back and crushed my spine and ended up paralyzed, but still goin still chiving hope your recovery is speedy my friend

    • northerner

      God's Speed, Dan, you're a winner!

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