Food titles that might make you want to rethink that dish (25 Photos)

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  • StayCalm

    Well, there goes my lunch.

    • StayCalm

      Sorry, what I meant to say was "Fuck you Paula"

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        …Just when I thought there was FINALLY a post that didn't start with a 'fuck you' message…

        Oh well you guys wish me lots of sex it seems ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

  • Sadam Bin Laden

    When my son was young, he was hot, thirsty and very confused and told us he had "Cock in his mouth." We think, and hope, he meant he had "cotton mouth."

    Now he can use cock mint gum.

    • shhh

      i've got cotton mouth as we speak… though im not young, hot or confused… im just thirsty… and high

    • Dirk Diggler

      Cool Starry Bra…

    • JDB

      Tell it again.

  • Dodey G

    foreign people are so stupid .. i don't want to sound like a dick but this isn't that funny.

    • Sadam Bin Laden

      I watched An Idiot Abroad when he went to China and watched what those people ate and was no longer worried about them being a super power. I fear no country whose citizens eat bats on popsicle sticks or partially formed chicken still in the eggs.

      • hmmm

        And you go to McD's for a "blended chicken parts" mcnugget… or a double cheeseburger that can sit on a shelf for 6 months without molding. And THEY eat gross food?? interesting. I love how ignorant americans can be, thinking people are stupid for having a different culture.

        • VedHead77

          News flash….McDonald's probably has a restaurant in your neighborhood. We're not the only ones.

        • Fasteddy14

          First, you assume that an English speaker named Sadam Bin Laden is an American. Second, you are arguing with an internet troll that only wants to get a rise out of you. Third your mother is a dirty whore. That was for assuming over 300 million people were all the same.

          • Dave

            fuck you dumbass 'merican

    • Zach

      Just because English isn't their first language? That doesn't make them stupid. I guarantee if you tried to translate an entire menu to a language different from your own, there would be some mistakes.

    • McBeastie

      Well, you sound like a dick wether you like it or not.

    • fibonacci5150

      Its funny because u gotta love the entrepreneurial spirit of opening a small restaurant, and then translating the menu best u can like challenge accepted without really knowing ur doing it wrong. Some of those look intentional though lol.

      • kate_the_gate

        I live in China and constantly see badly translated menus, but it's all part of the fun of being here!

    • Mike

      you are not a dick! that would insult all the dicks in the world

  • Kman

    #24 AWESOMENESS

    • MacNCheesePro

      This one had me laughing so hard, I couldn't breath!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #7 I bet this drink tastes like shit….

    • The Pict

      I see what you did there. Pointed out the painfully obvious. Thanks for that.

      • c3below

        I see what you did there. You were a dick.

    • Jim Panse

      Analcaholic Cocktail's sounds like the next big thing on http://www.asssmooties.com/2/ [NSFW!!!] [really!]

      • Jim Panse

        …smoothie.com, without the last "S" 😀

  • KNOB

    #17 …what the wife wants

    #12 …what I want to give the wife

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      #27 what your wife smellls like
      #15 what you say when you go down on her

  • Coldzilla

    #23 Mmmmmmmmmmmmm green meat :p

  • AssClown

    #1 I actually thinks it's made especially for your own cock and not actual cock flavoured mints. Because, well you know, it smells like "you be sleeping with the fishes" and you can play many games with your cock ofcourse…

    • acadea

      i have this one at home… it's actually a toy. when you pull the gum a plastic cockroach hits yer finger.

      • Master_Rahl

        that's a lot better than what I thought it was

    • fore skin

      thats shock mint [google it] … one of them finger trap tricks …… bloody photoshop

  • :-D

    That's " Made in China" for you…

    • Jen

      fucking retard.

      #1 #2 #5 #6 #8 #9 #14 #18 #21 #22 #23

      • Ha.Ha.

        yeha, but still can't dispute that over half of the 23 pics were either Chinese/Japanes (sorry, my round eyes cannot tell the difference)

  • Smurf_taint

    My mouth is watering

  • sdf

    #9 … you can actually taste the flavorful herpes

  • Brian

    #20

    """Insert bad foreign accent here""""

    Ha ha ha ha Chive. Very Funny. Ha ha ha. Now you bring back half naked girls!

  • misschris

    #10 Eh, I prefer my children spicy and hot… not so much cold

    • lulz

      funny, i heard the same thing from pedobear

    • BIll57

      i like my redheads spicy and hot

  • ben

    #21 Nobody doesn't like cerely!

  • dusseldorf

    #17 dick means fat in German-

    • That's all

      The more you know.

  • dfoggers

    I'm worried that after a night of drunken antics I have eaten a sperm kebab. Man, just when I thought I couldn't feel more shame.

  • BulletproofMonk

    The newest food from japan:

    #13

    • Kim

      poor form?

    • Jaives

      Sore throat? NUKE that motherfucker!

  • http://www.facebook.com/azem.islami Azem Islami

    #17 is german and means extra thick/fat/big ^_^ …

  • KLH

    Bukkake is a normal Japanese word, the pervert meaning is only better known in the west…

    • Tomas

      And the real meaning of that word IS….???

      • duh

        It's a simple udon noodle dish. The sauce is poured over the noodles and toppings. Use various toppings, such as grated daikon radishes, grated ginger, boiled eggs, sliced green onion, and so on.

  • HillBilly Bone

    I'd hate to see what they come up with if someone gets a hold of a hampster…… #24.

    • Master_Rahl

      Lemmywinks?

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #12 dosen't sound so bad. Female?

    • krauter

      if they would sell it with different prices, I would say its male and female milk

  • Pat C.

    #3 Jesus learn to use google translate. There is not single line without a few mistakes.

  • Jordan

    didnt even finish looking at the post.. fucking gooks… learn or leave.

  • Da Sandman

    #18 i collapsed…

    • Eliana

      This is a mango…just an extra 'o'

    • c3below

      I saw this in class and I couldnt stop laughing.

  • Special_k

    The translators are either stupid or AWESOME!!

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