More proof that my childhood was Awesome (35 Photos)

  • Ben Muirhead


    • steve

      I still have this in storage if anyone wants it.

      • Holly Pieper

        i want it !!

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      My kids still play with my old one every time they visit Grandma's house!

    • Fasteddy14

      Funny that moo sound was probably advanced for the day. Now kids toys are more advanced than the computers we used on the Apollo missions…

  • Lower

    Awesome. Except if checking it cause it hasnt popped and copping an unexpected hit to the face.

    • Paige Dukes

      At first glance I thought this was a brightly colored cervical cap.

    • LC

      in hindsight, these were so useless. and yet so awesome and i would play with one if i had it.

    • MAG

      Also not awesome if you think it's funny to stick it to your forehead and pull it off to reveal your first hicky

  • jay

    dude i stared at #18 for 20 min waiting for it to pop. stoned…

    • Seldi84

      I waited five minutes and I'm not stoned.

    • Holmespump

      So disappointed it wasn't a gif.

    • Cristi_P

      I checked the image properties to see if it was a gif, lol

      • FloriDuder

        OK, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

        • beat rice

          same here

    • lil slugger

      glad im not the only one who stared at this forever waiting for it to pop lol

  • Gijs

    Stared at #18 for two minutes hoping it would pop….

    • Nash

      I once stuck one of these to my forehead like a suction cup. Left a circle there for a week.

      • Rheagan

        my step brother had a huge pimple form from one of these. he left it on all night like a dumb ass!

    • MonkeyMadness

      It does, you have to stare at it for at least 3 minutes. keep watching.

    • TDub66

      Found. Bieber's condom.

      • Yea

        You should know by now that he doesnt need them. Just refer to the post about her earlier

  • hater

    #2. There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

    • JDB

      Teen Wolf FTW!!!

    • Parking Son

      Best high school coach ever

  • JustinFL

    I'm pretty sure sniffing #10 too much made me lose my ability to…umm…what?

    • LC

      never. sniff. the black one. (please don't take that out of context)

    • Danny Duerden

      So many multicolored noses…

  • will

    Fuckin Zach Morris people…

    • shoop de doop


    • Beth Kiser

      id rather see him on tv instead of mario lopez

      • Short Bus All Stars

        Peter mother fuckin Bash

        By the way, if you haven't seen Franklin & Bash …. you need to … it's awesome

  • Craig Seymour

    "Can I smell" "Sure, here's brown…." #10

    • Brand_n

      Brown was cinnamon, and it was just as awesome. Black was the worst, but then again I hate licorice.

  • The Bandit

    #3 …the woman in the red Ferrari…ah, the memories
    #31 …bitch, please!

    • Anon

      Christie Brinkley

      • DeRaNgEd

        was and still is hot

        • giggitygiggitygoo

          is still hot…check her out

    • da2conan

      You know what I think? I think you are all fucked in the head! (best part of the movie)

    • echogeo

      Beverly D'Angelo wasn't too shabby in her day. Hell of a rack.

  • Paula_

    #31 was supposed to be a 'real' fight, but Harrison Ford was pretty tired so they decided to keep it simple. Turned outto be an epic decicion.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Andrew Lahey

      Harrison also stapled the Fedora to his head so it wouldn't fall off in action scenes… also epic.

    • Paula_

      More detail: IMDB:
      "The famous scene in which Indy shoots a marauding and flamboyant swordsman was not in the original script. Harrison Ford was supposed to use his whip to get the swords out of his attacker's hands, but the food poisoning he and the rest of the crew had gotten made him too sick to perform the stunt. After several unsuccessful tries, Ford suggested "shooting the sucker." Steven Spielberg immediately took up the idea and the scene was successfully filmed."

      • Short Bus All Stars

        thank you for posting what you already stated just before, Captain Rendundant

        • Honk

          Hurp Durp I ride short bus hurpy durp

    • Mrs. Harrison Ford

      Sorry, Paula, but that's not what happened. Harrison and some of the crew members had food poisoning. The food poisoning made him to sick to perform the stunt, thus the gun. Check your facts, Paula.

  • Someone

    Police Academy – that shit was funny

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #34 looking back, why the hell did we play with that as a kid? It doesn't look the least bit fun and it would lose it's novelty really quick

    • Dan

      Dude, it;s made for like a one year old.

    • townie

      it's all there was

    • Bill

      My mom was a babysitter in our home when I was growing up. That toy would sit in the toy box all day. The second I would sit down to practice piano, guess which toy would immediately start getting played with?

    • echogeo

      To wake up to that thing while nursing a hangover was brutal.

    • @TonyDanzaPervo

      Was vacuuming practice for the bitches.

    • Frank

      "You will enjoy it on as many levels as I do……. The colors children, the colors!"

      • TitoRigatoni

        you WON'T enjoy it on as many levels

    • JHL1

      I bet the one on the right breaks first.

    • Underhill

      The one on the right is the safety up-grade. No batteries required.

    • Fasteddy14

      I guess you were a more advanced toddler than the rest of us…

  • its

    #31 According to the script this should have been a long sword fight between Indy and the bad guy but because they couldn't find Ford's sword they decided to shoot one of the most epic stand-ofs in movie history instead 🙂

    • Spocker

      Naw, it wasn't like that at all. Ford had the case of the screeching runs during that day and instead of risking an accident, they decided to play it short.

      • BIll57

        the bulley would have passed through him into the guy behind him. but it's only a movie right?

        • ReallySeriously

          GTFO Bill, you're useless.

        • Fasteddy14

          A .38 round to center mass? I don't think so…

    • Frank

      Actually Indy was supposed to pull out his wiener and use it as a sword but his balls, being so gigantic, kept getting in the way, so they had to do this instead.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 crash test dummies! one of my childhood crushes, toys that actually wanted to be destroyed

    • Frylock.

      I used to have the crash test car that actually blew apart when you slammed it into a wall. I think that was my favorite toy growing up.

      • GreyGhost9

        I loved this toy and destroyed all the floor modeling around my house flinging that car into it. They would never make toys like that now, because kids are to retarded to not put small pieces in their mouths.

      • funkyf

        Yes! I remember having the blue crash car. Oh man, those were the days….. *sighs*

  • Mito

    #33 "Let me tell ya somethin'!!!!

    • Brandi Froggett Wilson

      iI commented that on the actual picture!!! LMAO!!

  • Josh

    #33… Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color. That takes it back.

  • dashete

    #8 #26 Both making a comeback soon and it will be epic

    • Yo Mamma

      "Do America" was on HBO last night…..Totally watched it

      • Fasteddy14

        The acid trip in the desert was awesome!!!

    • MikeyTheFinger


  • youfail


  • patov40

    My childhood sucked ,only my uncle loved me ,his van was really big.
    To compensate for this i made 2 id`s on theChive. Chive on !

    • patov40

      See previous posts…..:)

  • its_forge

    I have a small penis.

    • Jen

      #6 – Ever since these two did that one movie together, Elijah Wood has been creeping me out, even though Culkin was the freaky kid. Actually, they are both weirdos.

  • David Terry

    #8 Who else got stumped by this one?

    If Blue Shirt first said 'shut up', then why does he say "why don't you make me?"

    If Pee-Wee first said 'shut up', then why does Blue Shirt say "make me" twice?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Have you ever seen the movie? They are arguing, Francis says "Shut up!" Pee Wee responds "Why don't you make me?"
      Francis, being the quick witted boob that he is says "Why don't YOU make ME?" (Mocking Pee Wee)
      That's when Pee Wee says "I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!"

      This pic was poorly captioned. It doesn't make much sense if you aren't familiar with the movie.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Check out this clip.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #8 Shhh! I'm listening to reason!

  • Meth Chef Jeff

    Drank too much cum this morning, feeling tired

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 She's still hot.

    • dorkfish

      The pic is still hot….She is not

      • Anon

        Too bad she can't sing the National Anthem. Learn the friggin words!!

        • shaka

          who the fuck is it?

          • Fasteddy14

            Cindi Lauper in her prime. I'll give her a pass on forgetting the words…she is old…

        • Coldzilla

          Um……. I think youre thinking of the wrong person 😉

        • giggitygiggitygoo

          its not Roseanne

    • Kodos

      ehh… no.

  • Brandon Brookens

    can anyone else claim submitting #25

    • ampatryn

      OH F*** O FORGOT all about that toy! HELLS yes! #nostalgia

      • Brandon Brookens

        yes, i can attribute almost everything i know to that amazing robot friend ALFIE

        • Brandon Brookens

          and then i go and disrespect him by misspelling his name…im sorry…ALPHIE

    • JBinNC

      ALPHIE was one of my favorite toys ever. Him and Teddy Ruxpin

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