• Cat

    ROFl .. great one DUDE

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

      nailed it

  • Beans

    i am a clam

  • brad

    I bet the yellow card on top of it all made him feel pretty good about himself

  • davey

    He was going for a dive but then he remembered it was a penalty kick. Yup. They're trained that way from early on.
    Chive on~

  • Ben

    double post?

  • i just chived

    now im afraid im going to have to book you for being a twat

  • Mido

    I knew this day would come. He plays in Al Ahly, biggest Egyptian club…. It was this Sunday I guess. They transfered him to another club for the rest of the year. x]

  • http://twitter.com/KomplikatedOne @KomplikatedOne

    DOH! but what exactly was he booked for?

    • Tiago

      Before he fell, he cheated by faking the kick (which is not allowed) to make the keeper jump to one side of the goal, so he would then shoot to the other side. That's when he fell to a pool of feces.

    • chicksdigit

      Once you're at the ball, you must take the kick in one motion, you can't do what he did. You can, however try to fake out the goalie as you're moving towards the ball. That is a relatively new rule that was put in place after I believe Ronaldino from Brazil did a similar trick…his worked though.

      This idiot tried to act Brazilian and came up looking like a turd.

  • Dr_Zoidberrg

    maybe it was sportsmanship cause they were up 4-0 in the 33rd minuet

    • truth

      I cringed when I saw that too. Even the goalie pats him on the back for trying.

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Narcolepsy, not good to have when playing soccer….

  • Hinerman14@msn.com

    I’ve never seen somebody fake themselves out that bad.

  • MonkeyMadness

    It's a shame, in his country, he was immediately executed after the game.

  • Artie

    Booked for stopping and then taking the kick in a second motion… A penalty has to be taken in one motion.

    • defaultuser

      You're 100% right but I think the hesitation came from the goalie leaving the goal line before the shot was taken.

      • Dead Embryonic Cells

        Sadly, despite the rules, if you watch most penalty kicks (especially in world cups) the goalie always moves off the line early, the ref just never nothers booking them 😦

        • Dead Embryonic Cells

          HAA! Unintentional spoonerism FTW!

  • Auz_E

    He was actually a player from the other side in disguise

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000373224424 Jonas Moon

    It's Friday, what can we expect?

  • Guy

    If he played in Columbia, he'd be dead now.

    • lance

      Columbia… South Carolina?

    • MDan


  • http://reposted.us/2011/09/worst-penalty-kick-ever-video/ Worst penalty kick ever (Video) : Reposted

    […] Mido says: September 16, 2011 at 2:02 am […]


    mother fuckers family was executed after that

  • BrotherMaynard

    If the soccer ball was a bomb and the goal was a cafe frequented by tourists (preferably loud boorish Americans) he would've made it!

    Chive it on up!

    • FootUpMaynardsAss

      With comments like this one you just made, it's no wonder you get your ass thumbed down all the time.


    • kent

      "boorish Americans"

      Hypocrite, your comment was incredibly boorish. You twat.

    • truth

      That's the best you got? Nice.

  • Da Sandman

    what an idiot… even if he made the shot, it would not have counted: you have to make the shot in 1 fluent movement

    • JustTrickinYou

      PFFFT in one fluent movement….I believe the word you were looking for was fluid. lesson to be learned: Just because you used a colon in your comment doesn't mean your smart at all. FAIL.

  • Spocker

    I see what happened. As he was going for the ball, he kicked the ground instead. But in his mind it was too late to back up and try again so he tried to follow through and shanked it, lost his balance, and fell down.

    • JDB

      Thank you, Captain Obvious I couldn't figure WHAT was going on.

  • BlindMelon

    arabic commentators are great they go allllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah goalgoalgoalgoal, when someones scores,

  • http://www.facebook.com/Topeng86 Christopher Moore

    If I were the ref, the yellow card would've been for making me watch that terrible attempt

  • bMorris

    Wrong, this is the best plank ever

  • http://www.facebook.com/eleazar.vela Eleazar Vela

    Any body else think he was gonna blow up when he kicked the ball?

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