Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Adam

    This is why I wake up on mondays

    • snowbird

      #1 i dont it

    • Aris


    • Terry Burke

      Hey everybody, sexy MAC THE INTERN is on page 2. Hurry

  • dan


    Lavender Hot Pocket?

    • Joel

      The Green Fork! (what can I say, I snack at my desk).

      • Amy

        Blue Notepad, Terror of To-do lists.

        • Jerky

          ME TOO, ME TOO!

          • DCMOFO

            Good thing you two didn't happen to have a waffle by your hand.

            • Nick

              the brown mouse

              • codvip

                Nude Window.

              • qwert

                i'm the red mouse… does that make us nemesis?

                • http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

                  I'm red mouse!

                  • http://thehidden.squarespace.com/ Grey

                    Black Mouse

        • Mister H.

          Black-Berry… Dammit!!!!

      • Terry Burke

        white dildo

        • Guesty

          Blue Balls

          • http://PENTHOUSE.COM LG<>

            BLACK VIBRATOR

            • http://GFYS.ORG THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              I can't believe all the GAYNESS.
              By the way- Yellow Sausage

              • http://GFYS.ORG GOD

                WHITE CLOUD

                • Chelios

                  green chair

        • JessicaR

          no kidding. Mine too… Seriously.

          • jerkoffovich


      • hazel

        the pink curtain

        • McBeastie

          Sounds more like a porn name.

          • Spence

            nope porn name is the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on.

            • kikiklas

              Rex Sesame lol

            • Bucky Jones

              Lucky VanBuren

            • Guyser

              Coco Monroe

            • :-///

              Chucky Steuben – WTF!?

            • http://bendinglightphoto.com deployed soldier

              Chester Buckingham. fuck yeah.

              • For Real

                Awesome. I would be Ginger Buckingham….. and yes, I am a ginger.

                • Oh yeah

                  Turbo Paddington

                  • Bruce

                    Kitters West? O.o

                    • PalpGutz

                      Snowy St Helens

                    • Faced

                      Jaz Fir

            • Hand of Fate

              Rocky Stirling.

              And on the Superhero named I'd be the White Monitor.

              Sounds racist to me…

              • Ace

                my superhero name is blackwall….

                • CuriousGeorge

                  As a porn star I would be Charlie DesRoseraies…. not bad.

                  And my superhero name shall be… Grey Copyholder… how lame!

                  Unless I go with my figurine, in that case I would be Grey Cerberus! Yeah!

                • Tobias


            • The Man

              Haha! Fritz Korchinsky!

              • Jester

                Shit, I had a rabbit. My porn name would be Floppy Westroad.

                • au naturale

                  that is the best 1 hands down- u win Jester

                  • http://www.fifthonthefloor.com Tar Tarelton

                    I know I'm a little but mine would be Smoky Tinderwood.

                    • http://www.fifthonthefloor.com Tar Tarelton

                      …"I'm a little late but mine…

            • http://www.facebook.com/Kevnys Kevin Nyborg

              jaws bryans……

            • PopcornFarts

              Fred Grande-Ligne

              How exotic.

            • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman

              Chucky Gleniffer Hill

              Super Hero: White Controller

            • jjjmc

              Heinz Redwood

            • au naturale

              Pongo Johnson

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

              Shadow Harlem.

            • Pokey

              Pokey LaRue

            • Underbaker

              Porn name = Pandy Pow Wow, think I will stick with the super hero name of Black Coffee Cup, bringing a jolt of caffeine to those Chivers in need.

            • Shag Wilshire

              No one can beat "Shag Wilshire"

            • Mike

              . . . Brandi Alexander?

            • Boris

              Duke Hatch

          • Griswold

            Brutus Rejean ahahaha

            • rutrow

              Muffin Route 64? lame

              • Obvilious

                Yeah, number roads suck.
                Mines Freddy 5539.

      • thomasPONIESreeves

        Green Compass, what's the declination?

      • The Blue Spoon

        Hey, I'm the Blue Spoon (just had cereal…) – we need to find Red Knife to form the Cutlery League of Justice!

        • DjBlue

          I'm the Hot Pink Spoon…wanna spoon? 😛

          • The Blue Spoon

            Didn't you stir my dad, Black Ladle, into the fiery pot of Infernal Lava Chili? Shouldn't you be my arch nemesis then? 🙂

            • George

              Spooning leads to forking!

      • lynch

        Black Razor…shaving razor.

    • Darksoul

      Black Mouse!

      • Birdhaus32

        HA! Can you be the Green Mouse's nemesis?

        • https://www.facebook.com/ajdog1 Aj Eaves

          Grey Mouse, the neutral!

          • Altair

            I got that too

      • Jules-CO

        Blue Mouse the mighty

    • The_Dood

      Better than lime cup…

      • darth skippy

        or blue cup

        • HeyJewed

          Both better than the Gray Calculus Book

    • bubba_earl

      I'm Black Phone! Ummm…no.

    • TheBoris

      Blue Bowl

    • steeb2er

      I got White Junkmail. I don't even think we can be called "Okay Heroes".

      • Northman

        Right there with ya: White paper. Sigh.

        • Raab

          White cable. Lame

    • Kodos

      The Red Tower!

    • yuks

      Peach Monitor?

    • tim

      bad guys beware of the white staple remover

      • TDub66

        Hey….that's mine too!

        • ...

          Black Stapler enters the room dun dun daaaa

    • Brad

      grey scissors

    • Still Me

      I am … The (Dark) Blue Letter Opener

    • Whitecup


      • Rick

        Do you come with two girls?

        • Whitecup


        • cwhoa

          always. where's White Mop to the rescue?

      • Boki019

        lol…me too 🙂

    • MrBrightwell

      Yellow Mouse 😦

    • JROC

      green wheelchair?

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        Green Remote.

        At least I'm wearing my Keep Calm & Chive on shirt.

        • sebastianbleach

          we should team-up, my name is the White Remote…

          • Lucas

            Mighty Morphin Power Remotes: Yellow Remote reporting for duty.

            • Abiding

              Dammit. Why do i have to be the pink one?

              • Spence

                Grey Remote is here.

                • sebastianbleach

                  Everybody activate your powers! Turn up the volume!!!

              • CB919

                Abiding, you know why…

        • TDub66

          at least you have a Keep Calm & Chive on shirt, dammit!

      • Mother of God

        Green Lantern's lees know, mobility challenged brother.

        • Mother of God

          *less known

    • Gary

      i get the felling alot of people are going to be black mouse…

      • Buford_Justice

        black mouse pad, mouse is on the left side for some reason today

    • http://www.facebook.com/christian.linenko Christian Linenko

      Why are you wearing Lavender dude and how do you even know what that color is?

      • Srsly

        Because women love it. Simple.

        • Chan

          I'm a woman….to me a guy in lavender = gay. Feel free to wear whatever color you want but just know that some women still think pink and lavender are pretty fuckin gay.

          • Srsly

            Some people think green is gay, so what? Your point is moot.

          • OIWneo

            wow, lady. you really need to grow the hell up. you sound more like an ignorant teenage girl, instead of a woman.

      • LKN

        because not every guy is a bone-headed lug who feels the need to overcompensate for his small penis.

    • Greg

      The Gray Highlighter….

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713796627 Spencer Rome

        You sound rather useless.

    • Graphix

      Blue Stapler

      • Abe Vigoda

        I believe you have my stapler.

    • taylor

      Brown Desk

      • prune

        desk eh? i got stuck with the brown log lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/MisterMcGiggles Mark McGinnis

      The Navy End Table

    • rabblerabble

      blue fag??????

      • Headfade


      • Jaives

        I sound gayer. I'm the Gray Gulp! I will swallow you whole… 😥

    • Selby


      • k-9

        Maroon Oberon.

    • Headfade

      All fear the Blue Controller!

      And yeah Dan I agree with Christian… lavender?

      • Damien

        White Coke lol

        • I F'n Love Coke!

          I'm down to be your sidekick!

    • Sam

      Black Glass

    • NOOT

      Red Printer!!

    • Shawn

      Grey Scissors!

    • KNOB

      Black Waterbottle! look out!

      • Aaron

        Black Waterbottle 2, reporting!

        • who knew

          Blue Waterbottle here!

      • PopcornFarts

        Grey Waterbottle.
        Couldn't sound any more depressing even if I tried.

        • MikeK

          Mine too… Booooring.

    • thrillho

      White Caliper. I'll measure you precisely.

      • TitoRigatoni

        I am also White Caliper. And my gamer tag is thrillho.
        parallel lives??

        • thrillho

          You're not an Engineer, are you?

          • TitoRigatoni

            Yes. Mechanical.

    • Billy

      Green Blanket! Kind of dull, considering I'm wearing a Green Lantern shirt

    • darioc

      beware the Brown Light-switch "lights out crime!"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597163874 Jorge Cubillo

      The Black Calculator…I prefer the Dark Calculator!

      • J.T.

        Blue TI-89
        Nerding out

    • Chris

      Blue Koss. Those are head phones by the way. I am the music to your ears Hero. Need some Tunes?

      • IndyGirl

        Blue Dog
        But only because my puppy Chives with me!

      • Tribol

        im the Black MP3player, we should team up

    • the elusive

      grey fan

    • Brother Maynard

      Maroon Pack of Camels to the rescue!!!!

      • The_Dood


    • Logan

      Red Bottle

    • Bluewire

      Bluewire. Brother of Redwire, the die hard, explosive crime fighting duo. Our only weakness is wirecutters, and sharp scissorts, and box cutters, ummm, swords, pretty much anything sharp, and bullets too.

    • Mcfly707

      Plaid phone.

      • HUH?

        thank you, i was afraid i was the only one on the planet wearing plaid.

        the plaid hand sanitizer

        • tralfaz

          very non – threatening

          • JHL1

            Unless you're bacteria

      • Splatman

        Plaid Calculator. Chiving at work.

    • AnthonySyl

      Blue Magnet

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000744731853 Sebastian Oesterle

      HAHA, I'm WHITE BEER the almighty!

      • Terry Burke

        blue balls

    • Logs

      Purple Papassan

      • Awesome

        The Blue Space-Heater!

    • Obadiaha

      The Grey Baby-stroller

    • Matt

      The Grey Whisky!

      • Josh

        The Red Whisky! reporting

    • disturbed

      The Plaid Notepad… At least it rhymes.

    • gfdgfddfgd

      Black knife, looks like I'm going to be a villain or anti-hero

    • beasty

      The Blue Tissue to the rescue..

      • douche

        I am- The Charcoal Stove!!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Feelin' Blue with an Issue
        Call Blue Tissue

        • The_Dood

          Tissues next to you while chiving… wonder what's going on there?

    • Sarah

      the blue waffle.

      • Sarah

        not keeping it.

        • Bluto

          Not sure you can get rid of it once you have caught it.

    • Striped Ruler

      Striped Ruler!

    • JDB

      Orange Blue Pen… That sucks. With a name like that I would be doomed to be the red shirt of comic heroes.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      ARRRRGYLE Scissors

      • Allenavw

        I think you just won this contest!

        • ChiverMeTimbers

          Why thank you…How have you been? Are you ready for Hockey Season? GO PREDS!!!! (BTW have you seen our new Hideous Jerseys?)

          • Allenavw

            I’ve been pretty good. Just working still, trying to figure out what to go to school for, the usual haha. I am so stoked! Canucks first exhibition game tonight! I just took down my Canucks shrine at work yesterday. My period of mourning was over, it’s a new season now. I just looked the jersey’s up. Umm, the tooth is a wee bit hugenourmous on that… predator? It looks like a saber tooth tiger. I’m assuming you’re not digging the gold?

            • ChiverMeTimbers

              Ummm News Flash…Our mascot IS a Saber Toothed Tiger… Yes…the gold sucks. Anyway wish you the best. Are there gonna be any sexy Hockey Pics to Celebrate the opening?
              I suggest Body Paint…LOL

              • Allenavw

                Haha don’t you “umm” me in that tone of voice! It’s not like you’re called the Nashville Saber Tooths. Anyways, yeah the gold looks a bit retarded, but gold is the colour of winning, so you could always look at it that way 😀 Hope you’re doing well too! And naturally there will be hockey themed ones, but I’m not sure when yet.

    • morebeer

      The white piss jug………i'm in the hospital 😦

      • The_Dood

        Nope allenavw, this is our winner.

    • . . .

      Black Crapper!

    • J.J.

      The Black Mirror! Special Power: Cant C ME!

      • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

        I am the Green Mouse O._.O

        And 50 replies above me, my faithful side-kick, Yellow Mouse. o._.o !

        • Jules

          Blue Mouse here for backup 0._.0

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=708095166 Jeff Reyes

            I believe i'm the second grey mouse D;

    • MatadorPride

      The Blue StenoPad

    • greycalculator

      i am greycalculator ..

      • BIll57

        things are adding up

    • http://www.facebook.com/marty.greer Marty Greer

      Brown Pillow. Sounds like a sex act.

      • HUH?

        no, just sounds like someone had an accident

        • PopcornFarts


        • PianoFingers

          c) all of the above

    • zdrake13

      black aerosol

    • Nick

      The Yellow Magazine.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Green Water Bottle!

    • Lucky Day

      Ahaha I got a good one. White Thong.

    • Myself

      Nude Couch

      • wartsbybrooks

        I am the Striped Stapler

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I AM the Blue Ashtray!

      • Kaiser

        good, i'm the black Cigarette(s)

        • GI Joe

          I am the Black Ashtray…

    • Bucky

      The Brown Eye

    • Todd

      White Shade…

      • http://javelinphotos.com Javelin

        The Green beer reporting!

    • Bob Dole

      Red Asus Transformer

    • sheoncebelieved

      White Tapatio….white?

    • deven

      The Black Norwegian

      What can I say, there is a Norwegian guy to my right.

    • Pwithc

      the Black Tie. And when I cheat on my wife, it's called a Black Tie Affair

    • ethan

      Blue Nike Box?

      • Rad-Balls

        The Green Aveeno.

    • kim

      Grey Back-Scratcher

    • Gabe

      Red Screwdriver

      • BIll57

        someone's gunna get screwed

        • Timmy2tone240

          My porn name is Max Reese
          My awesome superhero name that is officially going to be picked up by Marvel issssss
          Turquoise Pack of Newports or if that doesn't count Turquoise Ashtray lol

    • wickedjack

      #43 the white wah wah pedal

      • Davinport

        The Blue Marshall. Fighting crime with "The Metal"

      • bryan

        red and black mac

    • Tarock

      Black Swiss Army Knife

      • Dr_StrangePants

        The only Black Superhero in All of Switzerland

    • turbodude

      I shall fight evil and shall be known as….." Blue and white tylenol bottle".

    • Allenavw

      Purple Folder Holder. Am I striking fear into your heart?

      • laurennsfw

        I am black binder, beware!

        • Allenavw

          My arch nemisis!!

    • hardcorepaul

      The Grey snowboard! Sounds sorta dull

    • Psymon Gallows

      I am the Black Mouse? I can live with this.

    • KCMonkey

      Um, I'm a girl so I think I'll pass on being The Black Bouncer.

    • LuvsHorror

      Pink Dolls. Ugh.

    • samantha

      I am the blue bendaroo, heh.

    • Herro

      The Brown Napkin!

    • MacNCheesePro

      The Gray iPhone!

    • Cindy

      I am the White Bottle of Prozac – I calm your nerves!

    • sixdeadelves

      Black Xanax dun ta da daa

    • satchel

      i can top all of you! White Crane!! Master of kung fu! (there is an old japanese illustration of a crane hanging on the wall directly to my right)

    • Pants

      White Trash Can…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Can White Trash Can Take These Rednecks Out to the Garbage?
        Tune in Next Time!

    • WirelessCable

      The olive iPhone 4

      • Emma

        The Black Back-pack and my sidekick The Pink Blanket

    • DirtyNJ

      Tan Coffee Table

    • gimletmike

      Unfortunately my wife was standing just to my left when we came to this one. That makes her "the Green Fat Guy" since I was the thing just to her right. By the way I'm "The Blue Wastebasket".

    • White Flleshlight


      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        The White Storm of Swords…….George R.R. Martin books for the win!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Flesh Clock.

      • JamesH

        lol, Flesh Backup Drive here!

    • http://Www.eyeseelife.com Arnaud

      The white screwdriver… Well :/

      • BIll57

        White Sir Amic Plate

    • Jay

      gray ashtray: fighting crime with cancer

    • nick

      I AM BLUE BONG! fear my bubbily ganja power

      • http://www.facebook.com/hutchez Hutch Strickland

        Dude! I'm the Blue Blunt! Where are our tokin' brethren?

    • John

      the orange leftboob

    • Jim

      The gray beer!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jwthurston John William Thurston

      Yellow beer.

    • Lower

      The Red Tasty Toob keeping calm.

    • LSU

      Grey rug… sounds dirty.

      • Davinport

        The hero that really ties the room together.

    • ...

      Yellow Vuvuzela

    • Wally

      The Black Camera

    • rutrow

      I'm either Nude Pillows or Flesh Pillows. Too bad I'm a dude.

    • phydor

      Black Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness?

    • DanielB

      White blow dryer…. where do i hand in my man card?…=/

    • rockstar323

      Black pie safe.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Green Map

      like Captain Planet , me an my Map-a-teers travel the world foiling plots against the Environment.
      My only weakness is the dreaded Yellow Girlfriend-who's-skeptical-that-I-know-Where-I'm-Going

    • coco

      Black Evo…not bad

    • Embers

      Nude Camelbak… oh no!

    • Joseph Momma

      Blue Birkenstock, bringer of justice and comfortable, but ugly, German footwear.

    • Brayden


    • Bobo

      the grey arm rest

    • Leeks

      The Grey Dog. Or Grey Chihuahua if you want to be specific.

      • Anon

        Sigh. I am White Trash lol

    • Log

      Gray folder ftw

      • int


    • Alf

      Blue webcam?

    • Acilius

      pink iphone..?

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.mulligan1 Mark Mulligan

      The Grey Cup! Fear my ability to hold hot and cold liquids!

    • Bubba

      bleu coffee cup. Oh why do I always place my gun the left!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      The…….Blue Mouse!


    • alex

      green toilet paper?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1434972632 Tom Vanderslink

      I have a beer next to me called Little Creatures and I'm wearing a black t-shirt. So i guess I'm…….

    • : )

      Navy Wine Rack.

    • shitsuperheroname

      blue sheet of plastic? haha

    • Yep!

      Black Mug

    • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

      White Ruler. Das Raciss!

    • Bud Ugly

      Blue Balls. Ugh. Not fair 😦

    • OhSomeEvil


    • pablo

      black remington. hmmm not bad

    • Franklin

      Grey Coffee Cup.

    • jerkoffovich

      blue ball…..doh!

    • Tom

      skin bowl

    • http://www.facebook.com/itsmeriik Derek Orange

      Black Hooka….^^

    • Keith_D

      I am Really Dark Green Bookcase. Fear me, evil doers…

    • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

      Black baby

    • Jack_LeMac

      Superhero: The Striped Cup
      Porn: Max Mockingbird

    • hankalank

      the black chair! watch out now!

    • Malkintosh22

      The Skin Pillow. Menacing!

      • Tribol

        sounds dirty

    • http://www.facebook.com/alexandre.paradis Alexandre Paradis

      OOOH god why! I'm on a bus and this bitch came right to my right… So i'm the…
      Black Bitch…

    • Just some dude

      Im the Shirtless T-shirt, what do I do with this?

    • ven

      damn! im gray coke zero. i think coke zero the gray has a better ring to it lol!

    • iceanimal

      The Grey Bidet, i shouldn't chive while on the toilet 😦

    • Brett

      BLACK STOOL! dun dun duuuuunnnn!

  • J-Hogs


    • Dad

      Doesn't matter, had sex.


  • JROC

    #30 mother of god

    • Mother of God


      • JROC

        you know. chillin

    • Del

      Dude, there are nude video's of this chick all over the place. Not very familiar with porn are you?

      • JROC

        do tell dude, do tell

      • TDP

        and her name good sir?

        • http://www.facebook.com/the.brett.bash Brett Bash

          Laura Michelle Prestin

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos
            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

              damn different chick. didnt notice till i saw the URL. link said LMP. still hot tho ha

            • BIll57

              coming from one perv/creep, you are one fucked guy.

        • Del

          Her name is "Get up from behind the computer desk, and go outside and actually get laid" or alternatively "stop referring to guys as 'good sir' like you're some chronologically displaced 19th century Magistrate or English gentleman who happened to come across a keyboard and internet connection". I know, it's a bit long(I think it's Portuguese).

      • ur-right

        just pics.. miss prestin i ❤ you!!

    • Mike Apathy

      Nice iPhone.

      -Mike Apathy

    • satchel

      god has a real hot mom!

  • Wut


    They should put me in her penalty box….

    …for high-sticking.

    • Eddy


      She's got some great ones

      • mtpuckhead

        I would like to score a hat trick on her.

    • JROC

      huh and i thought Wayne was known for his wrist shot.

      • Mel Gibson

        wrong, slap shot

    • R2G Fan

      What a knockout!

    • poseidon

      I'd puck her

    • ROK247

      i learned on reddit that you should put it in her 5 hole or some shit like that – i dunno hockey very good but im learning.

    • Highfive


    • Pete_Mitchell

      hahaha i know paulina!! i can't believe she's on here!!! Chive on!

    • 340Swinger

      There's a joke in here about "The Great One" somewhere. Besides that first one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      comment of the day ha

      • K.C.

        It's actually Janet Jones daughter. Wayne wasn't there when it happened!

    • FrankDuke

      I'd "Oiler", wink-wink nudge-nudge …

    • DudeBro

      I'll stick her in the penalty box 😉 Two minutes is more than enough.

  • Mikey

    #48 should be an Olympic sport

    • Pat Morita

      Now walk it out….

    • DaBears

      I'd make that bitch a quilt with our faces all over it, bitches love quilts…

    • Chivalrous

      Source, anybody? Or, to use Chive lingo:
      FInd Her!

    • nathan

      you must be a redditor

    • Guest

      that is the fabulous Jenyne Butterfly, style queen of pole dancing

      • Dr_StrangePants

        i have the Funkiest Boner right now

    • mtpuckhead



    #6 She has beautiful…eyes

    • clenis

      and tits.

    • Bhodi

      What eyes?

    • Bluewire

      I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

    • Daaaaaaaaamn

      I would eat your sweater… I love your titties and everything that went into making this happen!

    • Third and Long

      Her name is imogen lots more photos here and yes she is stunning. http://www.flickr.com/photos/peopleofplatt/sets/7

      • Capt. Obvious

        thank you kind sir, getting my fap on atm

      • karloz

        last name?

    • Rick

      Took me 10 minutes to even notice she HAD eyes.

    • guest

      She has eyes????????

      • Rad-Balls

        That's a great set of curtains you got there.

    • jason_b

      very full and beautiful among other thing

    • bdg

      Nipples make me happy!!!!

  • zman

    #5 BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • red in hand

      Sorry. I guess made too many deposits.

    • jizz scientist

      sorry, no 1 wants your strawberry juice…

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mr.Smilezzz Aaron Burns

      i guess people want their kids to have souls, makes sense

    • Dan

      They sell like hotcakes in Ireland, but not so well everywhere else. I read the real article. So, if you're a redhead, get a ticket to Ireland!

    • potzy

      A redhead daughter is fine, but the chances of a redheaded son are just too high!

  • emily


    sorry about your chive house burning down 😦

    • Chris

      True say. That Burns 😦

      • Marshall


    • Bluewire

      Cruel story bro.

    • ydodonutshave2die

      dude's house burns down first thought must take photo for chive

    • James

      Glad you and your fellows/ladies are all still alive.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mark.mulligan1 Mark Mulligan


    • Bubba

      Burns house to finally make DAR?! Kidding! Glad you all OK. Stop playing with matches though.

    • Rightclicksaveas

      must have been a hotdog

  • Iam_Dave

    I want to order from there…with extra toppings!

    • snocone90

      i'd prefer LESS toppings from those two

      • Iam_Dave


    • Master_Rahl

      as long as THEY are the toppings

      • Iam_Dave

        true too

    • The Beast

      Let's see the pepperoni's

    • Kevo

      It's Ian's Pizza in Madison, Wi

      • Bubba


  • BIll57

    I knew when i saw this today it would make the dar. said people don't know how cool red heads/gingers are

    • BIll57

      #5 that is

      • BIll57

        please go away so i don't have to troll you any longer. i'm so good that they actually think it's you…

  • big jimmy

    #24 i have the weirdest bone right now…….

    • Brad


    • rufusthedead

      it's called nodding, she is a heroin junkie.

    • Cassidy

      is your junk going through something because you're conditioned to respond to drugged out women?

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      red carpet derp

    • dashete

      Anyone ever seen her without this expression her face?

  • Hell No

    #31 – you lost it to the racoon ?

    • Lonely Island

      Doesn't matter, had sex

    • Alicia

      I was wondering the same thing.

    • Meh

      Obvious joke is obvious.

      • Feh


    • Skooter

      yeeeehawwww skeeter! I done told you ur sister wuz good to go!

    • bugnme2

      What was his name?

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo
    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      Yeah dude, congrats on that. Might want to take a little more time choosing a photo the next time you decide to share a life-changing experience with the internet. o.0

  • Lgpimp

    Shout out too all mobli-ites.

  • Mcfly707

    #47 Money must be in the bottom.

    • hummina

      Hell….Find the chick biting her lip

      • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

        You took the words right out of my mouth. Was going to post the exact same words. Well done.

      • Sean


    • ROK247

      when you drink it, it makes you feel good and make poor decisions

  • Damien

    I spit my soda at work haha #17

    • Mother of God

      Was work pissed about it?

      I woulda punched you.

      • Damien

        More like a drool, they give me a "moment" from time to time.

    • Capt. Obvious

      That was one of the funniest parts of the movie the first time you see it… totally wasn't expecting that shit.

      • http://thehidden.squarespace.com/ Grey

        What movie was that?

  • Black Cowboy

    # 43…Black cowboy.

    • Mother of God

      I believe they prefer to be called "African-American"

    • ZachBob

      I'm Black Blackberry.

      • Redsnake

        The blacks cancel each other out, so you're just Berry.

    • Sheriff Bart

      He stampedes cattle through the Vatican!

  • Blindsided5

    #31 and presumably she gave you a raccoon as a parting gift? <p class="comment-thumbs"><a style="display: block; width: 135px; height: 56px;" href="http://thechive.com/2011/09/19/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-40/mc-random-17-5/"><img style="position: absolute;" class="comment-thumb" id="img-32-incomment-195420451" width="135" height="56" src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/mc-random-17-5.gif?w=135&h=56&quot; alt="Image #32" border="0">

  • QuantuM

    #30 makes up for late DAR!

    • Brad

      we've only seen this pic 1000x before…

      • Brother Maynard

        I've had sex more than 1000 times, doesn't mean I don't want to do it again.

        • Blackcop

          You've had sex 1000 times like the Chive doesn't steal from Reddit.

    • WirelessCable

      Be grateful QuantuM I am at college… I work/class for 10 hours a day so the DAR is never late! Be grateful! and yes 30 is HOT!

      • Jen

        Can't wait to see how you feel about that 10 hours of work/class in another few years. One of the best times you're ever going to have, enjoy it.

  • Wut

    #41 That really is a compilation of the stupidest fucking things I've ever seen.

    • Dan

      Needs owling to be complete.

      • JHL1

        No it doesn't.
        It's already a triple fail.

    • 6655321

      Should have added "Retarded" to that list.

    • bill

      With bill murray .. (guy on the right sure looks like him 🙂 )

  • wall-e


    That's possibly the best gif I've ever seen

    • Mister H.


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      It's the second best I've seen. First place is still held by the "fixed" frustration gif. http://reversegif.com/tv_o


    • Mr.M

      Jennifer Butterfly – its called the Air Walk move 😀

  • Dad

    "Sorry, but what you are looking for isn't here"

    Anyone else really tired of seeing this message on the Chive lately? Fix pls.

    • ben

      I thought it was something happening just on my computer until it happened at work today and my coworker said it had happened to him too. You're not alone, man.

      • Cass

        Yes, please fix this! It's making just trying to check out the DAR a big hassle.

    • Chesty Laroo

      Sorry, but the fix you're looking for isn't here.

    • Dad

      I am going to keep reposting this until it's fixed. Your business is running a website. Your business is broken. It's really fucking annoying.

  • Ian.

    i'm impressed with #48

    • quintus

      More impressive.

      Felix Cane is very good and quite elegant.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=844797280 Ryan Meier

        That is Jenyne Butterfly, awesome performer and good friend of mine, however, my favorite is Felix Cane mostly because I'm married to her.

        • http://www.facebook.com/CanonsOfconduct Sac Wingfield

          Lucky Man

  • bob


    • rabbleraable

      close…keep trying

    • Srsly

      You are so cool.

    • Mr Hanky

      You meant Turd right

  • SAT

    #43…. Blue Red Bull

    • JHL1

      Blue Ball
      (I knew I should have put that away.)

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