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September 19, 2011 |
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This is why I wake up on mondays
#1 i dont it
Hey everybody, sexy MAC THE INTERN is on page 2. Hurry
Lavender Hot Pocket?
The Green Fork! (what can I say, I snack at my desk).
Blue Notepad, Terror of To-do lists.
ME TOO, ME TOO!
Good thing you two didn't happen to have a waffle by your hand.
the brown mouse
i'm the red mouse… does that make us nemesis?
I'm red mouse!
I can't believe all the GAYNESS.
By the way- Yellow Sausage
no kidding. Mine too… Seriously.
the pink curtain
Sounds more like a porn name.
nope porn name is the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on.
Rex Sesame lol
Chucky Steuben – WTF!?
Chester Buckingham. fuck yeah.
Awesome. I would be Ginger Buckingham….. and yes, I am a ginger.
Kitters West? O.o
Snowy St Helens
And on the Superhero named I'd be the White Monitor.
Sounds racist to me…
my superhero name is blackwall….
As a porn star I would be Charlie DesRoseraies…. not bad.
And my superhero name shall be… Grey Copyholder… how lame!
Unless I go with my figurine, in that case I would be Grey Cerberus! Yeah!
Haha! Fritz Korchinsky!
Shit, I had a rabbit. My porn name would be Floppy Westroad.
that is the best 1 hands down- u win Jester
I know I'm a little but mine would be Smoky Tinderwood.
…"I'm a little late but mine…
Chucky Gleniffer Hill
Super Hero: White Controller
Porn name = Pandy Pow Wow, think I will stick with the super hero name of Black Coffee Cup, bringing a jolt of caffeine to those Chivers in need.
No one can beat "Shag Wilshire"
. . . Brandi Alexander?
Brutus Rejean ahahaha
Muffin Route 64? lame
Yeah, number roads suck.
Mines Freddy 5539.
Green Compass, what's the declination?
Hey, I'm the Blue Spoon (just had cereal…) – we need to find Red Knife to form the Cutlery League of Justice!
I'm the Hot Pink Spoon…wanna spoon?
Didn't you stir my dad, Black Ladle, into the fiery pot of Infernal Lava Chili? Shouldn't you be my arch nemesis then?
Spooning leads to forking!
Black Razor…shaving razor.
HA! Can you be the Green Mouse's nemesis?
Grey Mouse, the neutral!
I got that too
Blue Mouse the mighty
Better than lime cup…
or blue cup
Both better than the Gray Calculus Book
I'm Black Phone! Ummm…no.
I got White Junkmail. I don't even think we can be called "Okay Heroes".
Right there with ya: White paper. Sigh.
White cable. Lame
The Red Tower!
bad guys beware of the white staple remover
Hey….that's mine too!
Black Stapler enters the room dun dun daaaa
I am … The (Dark) Blue Letter Opener
Do you come with two girls?
always. where's White Mop to the rescue?
At least I'm wearing my Keep Calm & Chive on shirt.
we should team-up, my name is the White Remote…
Mighty Morphin Power Remotes: Yellow Remote reporting for duty.
Dammit. Why do i have to be the pink one?
Grey Remote is here.
Everybody activate your powers! Turn up the volume!!!
Abiding, you know why…
at least you have a Keep Calm & Chive on shirt, dammit!
Green Lantern's lees know, mobility challenged brother.
i get the felling alot of people are going to be black mouse…
black mouse pad, mouse is on the left side for some reason today
Why are you wearing Lavender dude and how do you even know what that color is?
Because women love it. Simple.
I'm a woman….to me a guy in lavender = gay. Feel free to wear whatever color you want but just know that some women still think pink and lavender are pretty fuckin gay.
Some people think green is gay, so what? Your point is moot.
wow, lady. you really need to grow the hell up. you sound more like an ignorant teenage girl, instead of a woman.
because not every guy is a bone-headed lug who feels the need to overcompensate for his small penis.
The Gray Highlighter….
You sound rather useless.
I believe you have my stapler.
desk eh? i got stuck with the brown log lol
The Navy End Table
I sound gayer. I'm the Gray Gulp! I will swallow you whole… :'(
All fear the Blue Controller!
And yeah Dan I agree with Christian… lavender?
White Coke lol
I'm down to be your sidekick!
Black Waterbottle! look out!
Black Waterbottle 2, reporting!
Blue Waterbottle here!
Couldn't sound any more depressing even if I tried.
Mine too… Booooring.
White Caliper. I'll measure you precisely.
I am also White Caliper. And my gamer tag is thrillho.
You're not an Engineer, are you?
Green Blanket! Kind of dull, considering I'm wearing a Green Lantern shirt
beware the Brown Light-switch "lights out crime!"
The Black Calculator…I prefer the Dark Calculator!
Blue Koss. Those are head phones by the way. I am the music to your ears Hero. Need some Tunes?
But only because my puppy Chives with me!
im the Black MP3player, we should team up
Maroon Pack of Camels to the rescue!!!!
Bluewire. Brother of Redwire, the die hard, explosive crime fighting duo. Our only weakness is wirecutters, and sharp scissorts, and box cutters, ummm, swords, pretty much anything sharp, and bullets too.
thank you, i was afraid i was the only one on the planet wearing plaid.
the plaid hand sanitizer
very non – threatening
Unless you're bacteria
Plaid Calculator. Chiving at work.
HAHA, I'm WHITE BEER the almighty!
The Blue Space-Heater!
The Grey Baby-stroller
The Grey Whisky!
The Red Whisky! reporting
The Plaid Notepad… At least it rhymes.
Black knife, looks like I'm going to be a villain or anti-hero
The Blue Tissue to the rescue..
I am- The Charcoal Stove!!
Feelin' Blue with an Issue
Call Blue Tissue
Tissues next to you while chiving… wonder what's going on there?
the blue waffle.
not keeping it.
Not sure you can get rid of it once you have caught it.
Orange Blue Pen… That sucks. With a name like that I would be doomed to be the red shirt of comic heroes.
I think you just won this contest!
Why thank you…How have you been? Are you ready for Hockey Season? GO PREDS!!!! (BTW have you seen our new Hideous Jerseys?)
I’ve been pretty good. Just working still, trying to figure out what to go to school for, the usual haha. I am so stoked! Canucks first exhibition game tonight! I just took down my Canucks shrine at work yesterday. My period of mourning was over, it’s a new season now. I just looked the jersey’s up. Umm, the tooth is a wee bit hugenourmous on that… predator? It looks like a saber tooth tiger. I’m assuming you’re not digging the gold?
Ummm News Flash…Our mascot IS a Saber Toothed Tiger… Yes…the gold sucks. Anyway wish you the best. Are there gonna be any sexy Hockey Pics to Celebrate the opening?
I suggest Body Paint…LOL
Haha don’t you “umm” me in that tone of voice! It’s not like you’re called the Nashville Saber Tooths. Anyways, yeah the gold looks a bit retarded, but gold is the colour of winning, so you could always look at it that way Hope you’re doing well too! And naturally there will be hockey themed ones, but I’m not sure when yet.
The white piss jug………i'm in the hospital
Nope allenavw, this is our winner.
The Black Mirror! Special Power: Cant C ME!
I am the Green Mouse O._.O
And 50 replies above me, my faithful side-kick, Yellow Mouse. o._.o !
Blue Mouse here for backup 0._.0
I believe i'm the second grey mouse D;
The Blue StenoPad
i am greycalculator ..
things are adding up
Brown Pillow. Sounds like a sex act.
no, just sounds like someone had an accident
c) all of the above
The Yellow Magazine.
Green Water Bottle!
Ahaha I got a good one. White Thong.
I am the Striped Stapler
I AM the Blue Ashtray!
good, i'm the black Cigarette(s)
I am the Black Ashtray…
The Brown Eye
The Green beer reporting!
Red Asus Transformer
The Black Norwegian
What can I say, there is a Norwegian guy to my right.
the Black Tie. And when I cheat on my wife, it's called a Black Tie Affair
Blue Nike Box?
The Green Aveeno.
someone's gunna get screwed
My porn name is Max Reese
My awesome superhero name that is officially going to be picked up by Marvel issssss
Turquoise Pack of Newports or if that doesn't count Turquoise Ashtray lol
#43 the white wah wah pedal
The Blue Marshall. Fighting crime with "The Metal"
red and black mac
Black Swiss Army Knife
The only Black Superhero in All of Switzerland
I shall fight evil and shall be known as….." Blue and white tylenol bottle".
Purple Folder Holder. Am I striking fear into your heart?
I am black binder, beware!
My arch nemisis!!
The Grey snowboard! Sounds sorta dull
I am the Black Mouse? I can live with this.
Um, I'm a girl so I think I'll pass on being The Black Bouncer.
Pink Dolls. Ugh.
I am the blue bendaroo, heh.
The Brown Napkin!
The Gray iPhone!
I am the White Bottle of Prozac – I calm your nerves!
Black Xanax dun ta da daa
i can top all of you! White Crane!! Master of kung fu! (there is an old japanese illustration of a crane hanging on the wall directly to my right)
White Trash Can…
Can White Trash Can Take These Rednecks Out to the Garbage?
Tune in Next Time!
The olive iPhone 4
The Black Back-pack and my sidekick The Pink Blanket
Tan Coffee Table
Unfortunately my wife was standing just to my left when we came to this one. That makes her "the Green Fat Guy" since I was the thing just to her right. By the way I'm "The Blue Wastebasket".
NEVER FEAR, THE WHITE FLESHLIGHT IS HERE!!!!
The White Storm of Swords…….George R.R. Martin books for the win!
lol, Flesh Backup Drive here!
The white screwdriver… Well :/
White Sir Amic Plate
gray ashtray: fighting crime with cancer
I AM BLUE BONG! fear my bubbily ganja power
Dude! I'm the Blue Blunt! Where are our tokin' brethren?
the orange leftboob
The gray beer!
The Red Tasty Toob keeping calm.
Grey rug… sounds dirty.
The hero that really ties the room together.
The Black Camera
I'm either Nude Pillows or Flesh Pillows. Too bad I'm a dude.
Black Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness?
White blow dryer…. where do i hand in my man card?…=/
Black pie safe.
like Captain Planet , me an my Map-a-teers travel the world foiling plots against the Environment.
My only weakness is the dreaded Yellow Girlfriend-who's-skeptical-that-I-know-Where-I'm-Going
Black Evo…not bad
Nude Camelbak… oh no!
Blue Birkenstock, bringer of justice and comfortable, but ugly, German footwear.
FEAR THE WHITE CHAIR!!!!
the grey arm rest
The Grey Dog. Or Grey Chihuahua if you want to be specific.
Sigh. I am White Trash lol
Gray folder ftw
The Grey Cup! Fear my ability to hold hot and cold liquids!
bleu coffee cup. Oh why do I always place my gun the left!
green toilet paper?
I have a beer next to me called Little Creatures and I'm wearing a black t-shirt. So i guess I'm…….
Navy Wine Rack.
blue sheet of plastic? haha
White Ruler. Das Raciss!
Blue Balls. Ugh. Not fair
black remington. hmmm not bad
Grey Coffee Cup.
I am Really Dark Green Bookcase. Fear me, evil doers…
Superhero: The Striped Cup
Porn: Max Mockingbird
the black chair! watch out now!
The Skin Pillow. Menacing!
OOOH god why! I'm on a bus and this bitch came right to my right… So i'm the…
Im the Shirtless T-shirt, what do I do with this?
damn! im gray coke zero. i think coke zero the gray has a better ring to it lol!
The Grey Bidet, i shouldn't chive while on the toilet
BLACK STOOL! dun dun duuuuunnnn!
Doesn't matter, had sex.
#30 mother of god
you know. chillin
Dude, there are nude video's of this chick all over the place. Not very familiar with porn are you?
do tell dude, do tell
and her name good sir?
Laura Michelle Prestin
damn different chick. didnt notice till i saw the URL. link said LMP. still hot tho ha
coming from one perv/creep, you are one fucked guy.
Her name is "Get up from behind the computer desk, and go outside and actually get laid" or alternatively "stop referring to guys as 'good sir' like you're some chronologically displaced 19th century Magistrate or English gentleman who happened to come across a keyboard and internet connection". I know, it's a bit long(I think it's Portuguese).
just pics.. miss prestin i <3 you!!
god has a real hot mom!
They should put me in her penalty box….
She's got some great ones
I would like to score a hat trick on her.
huh and i thought Wayne was known for his wrist shot.
wrong, slap shot
What a knockout!
I'd puck her
i learned on reddit that you should put it in her 5 hole or some shit like that – i dunno hockey very good but im learning.
hahaha i know paulina!! i can't believe she's on here!!! Chive on!
There's a joke in here about "The Great One" somewhere. Besides that first one.
comment of the day ha
It's actually Janet Jones daughter. Wayne wasn't there when it happened!
I'd "Oiler", wink-wink nudge-nudge …
I'll stick her in the penalty box Two minutes is more than enough.
#48 should be an Olympic sport
Now walk it out….
I'd make that bitch a quilt with our faces all over it, bitches love quilts…
Source, anybody? Or, to use Chive lingo:
you must be a redditor
that is the fabulous Jenyne Butterfly, style queen of pole dancing
i have the Funkiest Boner right now
#6 She has beautiful…eyes
I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
I would eat your sweater… I love your titties and everything that went into making this happen!
Her name is imogen lots more photos here and yes she is stunning. http://www.flickr.com/photos/peopleofplatt/sets/7…
thank you kind sir, getting my fap on atm
Took me 10 minutes to even notice she HAD eyes.
another good one of her SFW http://www.flickr.com/photos/peopleofplatt/610359…
She has eyes????????
That's a great set of curtains you got there.
very full and beautiful among other thing
Nipples make me happy!!!!
Sorry. I guess made too many deposits.
sorry, no 1 wants your strawberry juice…
i guess people want their kids to have souls, makes sense
They sell like hotcakes in Ireland, but not so well everywhere else. I read the real article. So, if you're a redhead, get a ticket to Ireland!
A redhead daughter is fine, but the chances of a redheaded son are just too high!
sorry about your chive house burning down
True say. That Burns
Cruel story bro.
dude's house burns down first thought must take photo for chive
Glad you and your fellows/ladies are all still alive.
Burns house to finally make DAR?! Kidding! Glad you all OK. Stop playing with matches though.
must have been a hotdog
I want to order from there…with extra toppings!
i'd prefer LESS toppings from those two
as long as THEY are the toppings
Let's see the pepperoni's
It's Ian's Pizza in Madison, Wi
I knew when i saw this today it would make the dar. said people don't know how cool red heads/gingers are
#5 that is
please go away so i don't have to troll you any longer. i'm so good that they actually think it's you…
#24 i have the weirdest bone right now…….
it's called nodding, she is a heroin junkie.
is your junk going through something because you're conditioned to respond to drugged out women?
red carpet derp
Anyone ever seen her without this expression her face?
#31 – you lost it to the racoon ?
Doesn't matter, had sex
I was wondering the same thing.
Obvious joke is obvious.
yeeeehawwww skeeter! I done told you ur sister wuz good to go!
What was his name?
here is his story
Yeah dude, congrats on that. Might want to take a little more time choosing a photo the next time you decide to share a life-changing experience with the internet. o.0
Shout out too all mobli-ites.
#47 Money must be in the bottom.
Hell….Find the chick biting her lip
You took the words right out of my mouth. Was going to post the exact same words. Well done.
when you drink it, it makes you feel good and make poor decisions
I spit my soda at work haha #17
Was work pissed about it?
I woulda punched you.
More like a drool, they give me a "moment" from time to time.
That was one of the funniest parts of the movie the first time you see it… totally wasn't expecting that shit.
What movie was that?
# 43…Black cowboy.
I believe they prefer to be called "African-American"
I'm Black Blackberry.
The blacks cancel each other out, so you're just Berry.
He stampedes cattle through the Vatican!
#31 and presumably she gave you a raccoon as a parting gift? <p class="comment-thumbs"><a style="display: block; width: 135px; height: 56px;" href="http://thechive.com/2011/09/19/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-40/mc-random-17-5/"><img style="position: absolute;" class="comment-thumb" id="img-32-incomment-195420451" width="135" height="56" src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/mc-random-17-5.gif?w=135&h=56" alt="Image #32" border="0">
#30 makes up for late DAR!
we've only seen this pic 1000x before…
I've had sex more than 1000 times, doesn't mean I don't want to do it again.
You've had sex 1000 times like the Chive doesn't steal from Reddit.
Be grateful QuantuM I am at college… I work/class for 10 hours a day so the DAR is never late! Be grateful! and yes 30 is HOT!
Can't wait to see how you feel about that 10 hours of work/class in another few years. One of the best times you're ever going to have, enjoy it.
#41 That really is a compilation of the stupidest fucking things I've ever seen.
Needs owling to be complete.
No it doesn't.
It's already a triple fail.
Should have added "Retarded" to that list.
With bill murray .. (guy on the right sure looks like him )
That's possibly the best gif I've ever seen
It's the second best I've seen. First place is still held by the "fixed" frustration gif. http://reversegif.com/tv_o
Jennifer Butterfly – its called the Air Walk move
"Sorry, but what you are looking for isn't here"
Anyone else really tired of seeing this message on the Chive lately? Fix pls.
I thought it was something happening just on my computer until it happened at work today and my coworker said it had happened to him too. You're not alone, man.
Yes, please fix this! It's making just trying to check out the DAR a big hassle.
Sorry, but the fix you're looking for isn't here.
I am going to keep reposting this until it's fixed. Your business is running a website. Your business is broken. It's really fucking annoying.
i'm impressed with #48
More impressive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6KnUW9N3Zo
Felix Cane is very good and quite elegant.
That is Jenyne Butterfly, awesome performer and good friend of mine, however, my favorite is Felix Cane mostly because I'm married to her.
You are so cool.
You meant Turd right
#43…. Blue Red Bull
(I knew I should have put that away.)
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