Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

#1 i dont it

amen

Hey everybody, sexy MAC THE INTERN is on page 2. Hurry

The Green Fork! (what can I say, I snack at my desk).

Black Mouse!

Better than lime cup…

I'm Black Phone! Ummm…no.

Blue Bowl

I got White Junkmail. I don't even think we can be called "Okay Heroes".

The Red Tower!

Peach Monitor?

bad guys beware of the white staple remover

grey scissors

I am … The (Dark) Blue Letter Opener

Whitecup

Yellow Mouse

green wheelchair?

i get the felling alot of people are going to be black mouse…

Why are you wearing Lavender dude and how do you even know what that color is?

The Gray Highlighter….

Blue Stapler

Brown Desk

The Navy End Table

blue fag??????

Bluebeer

All fear the Blue Controller!

And yeah Dan I agree with Christian… lavender?

Black Glass

Red Printer!!

Grey Scissors!

Black Waterbottle! look out!

White Caliper. I'll measure you precisely.

Green Blanket! Kind of dull, considering I'm wearing a Green Lantern shirt

beware the Brown Light-switch "lights out crime!"

The Black Calculator…I prefer the Dark Calculator!

Blue Koss. Those are head phones by the way. I am the music to your ears Hero. Need some Tunes?

grey fan

Maroon Pack of Camels to the rescue!!!!

Red Bottle

Bluewire. Brother of Redwire, the die hard, explosive crime fighting duo. Our only weakness is wirecutters, and sharp scissorts, and box cutters, ummm, swords, pretty much anything sharp, and bullets too.

Plaid phone.

Blue Magnet

HAHA, I'm WHITE BEER the almighty!

Purple Papassan

The Grey Baby-stroller

The Grey Whisky!

The Plaid Notepad… At least it rhymes.

Black knife, looks like I'm going to be a villain or anti-hero

The Blue Tissue to the rescue..

the blue waffle.

Striped Ruler!

Orange Blue Pen… That sucks. With a name like that I would be doomed to be the red shirt of comic heroes.

ARRRRGYLE Scissors

The white piss jug………i'm in the hospital

Black Crapper!

The Black Mirror! Special Power: Cant C ME!

The Blue StenoPad

i am greycalculator ..

Brown Pillow. Sounds like a sex act.

black aerosol

The Yellow Magazine.

Green Water Bottle!

Ahaha I got a good one. White Thong.

Nude Couch

I AM the Blue Ashtray!

The Brown Eye

White Shade…

Red Asus Transformer

White Tapatio….white?

The Black Norwegian

What can I say, there is a Norwegian guy to my right.

the Black Tie. And when I cheat on my wife, it's called a Black Tie Affair

Blue Nike Box?

Grey Back-Scratcher

Red Screwdriver

#43 the white wah wah pedal

Black Swiss Army Knife

I shall fight evil and shall be known as….." Blue and white tylenol bottle".

Purple Folder Holder. Am I striking fear into your heart?

The Grey snowboard! Sounds sorta dull

I am the Black Mouse? I can live with this.

Um, I'm a girl so I think I'll pass on being The Black Bouncer.

Pink Dolls. Ugh.

I am the blue bendaroo, heh.

The Brown Napkin!

The Gray iPhone!

I am the White Bottle of Prozac – I calm your nerves!

Black Xanax dun ta da daa

i can top all of you! White Crane!! Master of kung fu! (there is an old japanese illustration of a crane hanging on the wall directly to my right)

White Trash Can…

The olive iPhone 4

Tan Coffee Table

Unfortunately my wife was standing just to my left when we came to this one. That makes her "the Green Fat Guy" since I was the thing just to her right. By the way I'm "The Blue Wastebasket".

NEVER FEAR, THE WHITE FLESHLIGHT IS HERE!!!!

Flesh Clock.

The white screwdriver… Well :/

gray ashtray: fighting crime with cancer

I AM BLUE BONG! fear my bubbily ganja power

the orange leftboob

The gray beer!

Yellow beer.

The Red Tasty Toob keeping calm.

Grey rug… sounds dirty.

Yellow Vuvuzela

The Black Camera

I'm either Nude Pillows or Flesh Pillows. Too bad I'm a dude.

Black Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness?

White blow dryer…. where do i hand in my man card?…=/

Black pie safe.

Green Map

like Captain Planet , me an my Map-a-teers travel the world foiling plots against the Environment.
My only weakness is the dreaded Yellow Girlfriend-who's-skeptical-that-I-know-Where-I'm-Going

Black Evo…not bad

Nude Camelbak… oh no!

Blue Birkenstock, bringer of justice and comfortable, but ugly, German footwear.

FEAR THE WHITE CHAIR!!!!

the grey arm rest

The Grey Dog. Or Grey Chihuahua if you want to be specific.

Gray folder ftw

Blue webcam?

pink iphone..?

The Grey Cup! Fear my ability to hold hot and cold liquids!

bleu coffee cup. Oh why do I always place my gun the left!

The…….Blue Mouse!

*sigh*

green toilet paper?

I have a beer next to me called Little Creatures and I'm wearing a black t-shirt. So i guess I'm…….

Navy Wine Rack.

blue sheet of plastic? haha

Black Mug

White Ruler. Das Raciss!

Blue Balls. Ugh. Not fair

BLACK WATER!

black remington. hmmm not bad

Grey Coffee Cup.

blue ball…..doh!

skin bowl

Black Hooka….^^

I am Really Dark Green Bookcase. Fear me, evil doers…

Black baby

Superhero: The Striped Cup
Porn: Max Mockingbird

the black chair! watch out now!

The Skin Pillow. Menacing!

OOOH god why! I'm on a bus and this bitch came right to my right… So i'm the…
Black Bitch…

Im the Shirtless T-shirt, what do I do with this?

damn! im gray coke zero. i think coke zero the gray has a better ring to it lol!

The Grey Bidet, i shouldn't chive while on the toilet

BLACK STOOL! dun dun duuuuunnnn!

Doesn't matter, had sex.

#31

Sup?

Dude, there are nude video's of this chick all over the place. Not very familiar with porn are you?

Nice iPhone.

-Mike Apathy
http://theoctopushamstring.com

god has a real hot mom!

#15

She's got some great ones

huh and i thought Wayne was known for his wrist shot.

What a knockout!

I'd puck her

i learned on reddit that you should put it in her 5 hole or some shit like that – i dunno hockey very good but im learning.

#icwutudidthar

hahaha i know paulina!! i can't believe she's on here!!! Chive on!

There's a joke in here about "The Great One" somewhere. Besides that first one.

comment of the day ha

I'd "Oiler", wink-wink nudge-nudge …

I'll stick her in the penalty box Two minutes is more than enough.

Now walk it out….

I'd make that bitch a quilt with our faces all over it, bitches love quilts…

Source, anybody? Or, to use Chive lingo:
FInd Her!

you must be a redditor

that is the fabulous Jenyne Butterfly, style queen of pole dancing

Mesmerizing!

and tits.

What eyes?

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

I would eat your sweater… I love your titties and everything that went into making this happen!

Her name is imogen lots more photos here and yes she is stunning. http://www.flickr.com/photos/peopleofplatt/sets/7…

Took me 10 minutes to even notice she HAD eyes.

She has eyes????????

very full and beautiful among other thing

Nipples make me happy!!!!

Sorry. I guess made too many deposits.

sorry, no 1 wants your strawberry juice…

i guess people want their kids to have souls, makes sense

They sell like hotcakes in Ireland, but not so well everywhere else. I read the real article. So, if you're a redhead, get a ticket to Ireland!

A redhead daughter is fine, but the chances of a redheaded son are just too high!

True say. That Burns

Cruel story bro.

dude's house burns down first thought must take photo for chive

Glad you and your fellows/ladies are all still alive.

Burns house to finally make DAR?! Kidding! Glad you all OK. Stop playing with matches though.

must have been a hotdog

i'd prefer LESS toppings from those two

as long as THEY are the toppings

Let's see the pepperoni's

It's Ian's Pizza in Madison, Wi

#5 that is

pills

it's called nodding, she is a heroin junkie.

is your junk going through something because you're conditioned to respond to drugged out women?

red carpet derp

Anyone ever seen her without this expression her face?

Doesn't matter, had sex

I was wondering the same thing.

Obvious joke is obvious.

yeeeehawwww skeeter! I done told you ur sister wuz good to go!

What was his name?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article…
here is his story

Yeah dude, congrats on that. Might want to take a little more time choosing a photo the next time you decide to share a life-changing experience with the internet. o.0

Hell….Find the chick biting her lip

when you drink it, it makes you feel good and make poor decisions

Was work pissed about it?

I woulda punched you.

That was one of the funniest parts of the movie the first time you see it… totally wasn't expecting that shit.

I believe they prefer to be called "African-American"

#43
I'm Black Blackberry.

He stampedes cattle through the Vatican!

we've only seen this pic 1000x before…

Be grateful QuantuM I am at college… I work/class for 10 hours a day so the DAR is never late! Be grateful! and yes 30 is HOT!

Needs owling to be complete.

Should have added "Retarded" to that list.

With bill murray .. (guy on the right sure looks like him )

agree…

It's the second best I've seen. First place is still held by the "fixed" frustration gif. http://reversegif.com/tv_o

(NSFW)

Jennifer Butterfly – its called the Air Walk move

I thought it was something happening just on my computer until it happened at work today and my coworker said it had happened to him too. You're not alone, man.

Sorry, but the fix you're looking for isn't here.

I am going to keep reposting this until it's fixed. Your business is running a website. Your business is broken. It's really fucking annoying.

More impressive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6KnUW9N3Zo

Felix Cane is very good and quite elegant.

close…keep trying

You are so cool.

You meant Turd right

Blue Ball
(I knew I should have put that away.)