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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

September 19, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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: Monday again, I know. We’re gonna get through this…I think.

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Helbrecht

John Madden.

Gayboy Von Gayboy

wasn't first

bdrizzle

first
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001031716298 James Purdy

#21 With the exception of looking at Hump day

guest visitor

Chivers = Virgins

spears

what does that make you?

growabrain

Anybody who posts here is a `chiver` ? GTFO dumbfuck.
Brother Maynard

wow. so anyone who visits this shit-site EVEN ONCE, is a Chiver? GTFO with that bullshit/lame attempt at being clever.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001031716298 James Purdy

Come on man don't be a douchebag and make some poorly concocted assumption that rubbing a few out makes us virgins. In fact I have an amazing girlfriend that would more than disagree with your statement

Biggus Diccus

Hump Day has spawned a couple work jerks for me

BIll57

me too! i love whacking it at work!
BIll57

especially to my hot boss, also named Bill.

sir

#21 3 am that just happened. now i can sleep
MrAliasMan

#12 *inhales* Meh, its just Mothra..

BloodScrubber

It would be a kick ass addition to the skeet club. Pull!

Chris

#21

Because breasts.

fact

Bcoz chivers never ever get laid.

BIll57

…says the 34 year-old virg

OHWI

lame retort.

MrAliasMan

Was staring at #4 and i can only see this ending in alot of hurt. But I must say its pretty amazing.

MacNCheesePro

From my experience, a face full of sand and other large beach particles, sand in hair, up nose, getting tossed around like a rag doll as the ocean makes you it's bitch for getting too impatient about your wave. The only thing you're thinking of when you stand up, temporarily blind, with sand and saltwater in every orifice of your body is "how many chicks saw that shit!"
ghoggles

I wonder how the camera made it through

steve

first page and nothing cool to say. Fuck

patov40

I love my mom in mysterious ways.
JHL1

If you have nothing cool to say, then don't say anything at all.

The Chivery

But then the Chive comment section would have 0 comments….

Chive on!

tropsmurf

#12 this is what happens when you get amateurs to run a war..shit takes longer and some people just don't take it seriously.

DutchChiveFan

Idiot! It's an upraising of the people of libya against a dictator. Of cours they're amateurs.
Isn't there something in american history that rings a bell?

Tropsmurf

Well little sensitive Dutch chiver firstly I’m not American and secondly I was being tongue in cheek
Fasteddy14

Thanks for assuming every comment you don't like comes from America.

This is supposed to be a light-hearted community of people with common interests. Take your douchey world view and go fuck yourself.

teh dude

This picture was on the front page of the New York Times.

MDizzle

#23, Awesome because I was just watching this movie earlier in the day.

acash

what movie? I'm drunk and curious
J_Dub

yup, this about sums it up…
It looks familiar but what movie is this from?

quintus

500 days of Summer. Great movie. My favorite scene was the split screen.

Fasteddy14

I love her, but Zooey was such a tease in that movie…

…

This is how I feel when I'm working.
….

PPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Lander

Stuff White People Like # 656, Joseph Gordon Levitt

Iam_Dave

#17
I hope the baby is ok in the trunk!
#19
thats a big smile, musta been a big "sheet"
#21
yep.sometimes proximity leads to opportunity.
dashete

#3 Just found my new Thursday night activity

The_Dood

I was thinking this is a great way to get free beer, it just has to be a high traffic area and you unfortunately are only going to get piss water beers.

Paul

500 days of summer )
Smack76

lacking awesomeness

browsing

What do you expect ,this is theChive ,douchebag haven.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

I dont get why people who bash the Chive are even on here. If you dont like thier material, dont come to the site genius! I dont like gay buttsex so guess what I dont spend my time doing…..

Randall Gallegos

Is the answer GIVING ORAL TO GUYS because if it is give me a call

obvious

WIN
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

Haha, well, considering I said what I "don't" spend my time doing, I guess giving oral to guys could fit the scenerio. Was a good try buddy. I'll throw ya an E for effort!

Nope

Weak recovery is weak.

https://www.facebook.com/allen.moton Allen Moton

#14

I knew it! Will Sasso!

http://www.facebook.com/ByrdtheStampede Jason Byrd Marshall

I saw Otis from the original "Superman".
nemesis

Ian Hislop

Jack Bauer

Awesome!
Dujefaca

#12 like a boss

colombianchiver

not a single fuck was given that day
enufisenuf

Typical dumbass chiver comments ,go sit on a fire.

spears

no. not like a boss. it will never be like a boss.
hMMMM

I think "like a boss" fits this picture, given the guy sitting crossed-legged with his back to some heavy firepower, chilling with his hookah and his gasoline container of mystery beverage.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Geud meuwning minions!
Do you know what's NOT awesome? That I have to wait untill summer 2012 before True Blood continues. And wait till spring 2012 before Game of Thrones continues.
Oh well, at least Dexter will be back october 2nd! Hopefully he'll give me some new ideas.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Herp Derp

enough with your vampire series already. try "spartacus" for a change!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Seen that; the original series anyway, not the prequel.
Ow! I forgot Walking Dead, don't know when that will be coming back… Fuck all this waiting.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Jacob

Oct 16 for the Walking Dead. Not that I care about Paula catching its shows, but because I care about the best show on TV's viewership. It deserves as much as it can get.

tralfaz

13 new episodes vs 6 last season, f'n awesome.

huh?

Frank Darabont quit the show 10 eps into the new season, so I have my doubts it'll be as good as last season.. but at least there's game of thrones

#15 also light beer sucks

hMMMM

you know you can enjoy a couple of those in the book form…

Trent

#18 Extreme photobombing.
http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

#2

seems legit

thebadone

Another retarded comment which has been used more than LG`s ass.
Master_Rahl

"mm'yeah see, I'll give 'em what for… what FIVE even!"

http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

#16 – Pussy whipped
http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

#13
so rad

Dr_StrangePants

being forced to cram a ton of business cards and membership cards, while maintaining $9 in a wallet is not convenient.
Dogman

# 13 looks like me. I´m totally asking for a HQ.
http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

San Diego fuck yeah.

qwert

you stay classy…

chooch

******UNCOMFORTABLY

Project Badass

#23 day 290

sareon

and a terrible day it was
hMMMM

Autumn

Jen

#16 what a smart cat. First we clean out their cat litter and now they have learned how to make us open tupper ware
Seldi84

#22 To be fair that baby does look possessed.

MrAliasMan

I don't think thats whats being exorcised. instead of demons, mom will be changing a diaper.

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