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September 19, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Monday again, I know. We’re gonna get through this…I think.
#21 With the exception of looking at Hump day
Chivers = Virgins
what does that make you?
Anybody who posts here is a `chiver` ? GTFO dumbfuck.
wow. so anyone who visits this shit-site EVEN ONCE, is a Chiver? GTFO with that bullshit/lame attempt at being clever.
Come on man don't be a douchebag and make some poorly concocted assumption that rubbing a few out makes us virgins. In fact I have an amazing girlfriend that would more than disagree with your statement
Hump Day has spawned a couple work jerks for me
me too! i love whacking it at work!
especially to my hot boss, also named Bill.
#21 3 am that just happened. now i can sleep
#12 *inhales* Meh, its just Mothra..
It would be a kick ass addition to the skeet club. Pull!
Bcoz chivers never ever get laid.
…says the 34 year-old virg
Was staring at #4 and i can only see this ending in alot of hurt. But I must say its pretty amazing.
From my experience, a face full of sand and other large beach particles, sand in hair, up nose, getting tossed around like a rag doll as the ocean makes you it's bitch for getting too impatient about your wave. The only thing you're thinking of when you stand up, temporarily blind, with sand and saltwater in every orifice of your body is "how many chicks saw that shit!"
I wonder how the camera made it through
first page and nothing cool to say. Fuck
I love my mom in mysterious ways.
If you have nothing cool to say, then don't say anything at all.
But then the Chive comment section would have 0 comments….
#12 this is what happens when you get amateurs to run a war..shit takes longer and some people just don't take it seriously.
Idiot! It's an upraising of the people of libya against a dictator. Of cours they're amateurs.
Isn't there something in american history that rings a bell?
Well little sensitive Dutch chiver firstly I’m not American and secondly I was being tongue in cheek
Thanks for assuming every comment you don't like comes from America.
This is supposed to be a light-hearted community of people with common interests. Take your douchey world view and go fuck yourself.
This picture was on the front page of the New York Times.
#23, Awesome because I was just watching this movie earlier in the day.
what movie? I'm drunk and curious
yup, this about sums it up…
It looks familiar but what movie is this from?
500 days of Summer. Great movie. My favorite scene was the split screen.
I love her, but Zooey was such a tease in that movie…
This is how I feel when I'm working.
Stuff White People Like # 656, Joseph Gordon Levitt
I hope the baby is ok in the trunk!
thats a big smile, musta been a big "sheet"
yep.sometimes proximity leads to opportunity.
#3 Just found my new Thursday night activity
I was thinking this is a great way to get free beer, it just has to be a high traffic area and you unfortunately are only going to get piss water beers.
500 days of summer )
What do you expect ,this is theChive ,douchebag haven.
I dont get why people who bash the Chive are even on here. If you dont like thier material, dont come to the site genius! I dont like gay buttsex so guess what I dont spend my time doing…..
Is the answer GIVING ORAL TO GUYS because if it is give me a call
Haha, well, considering I said what I "don't" spend my time doing, I guess giving oral to guys could fit the scenerio. Was a good try buddy. I'll throw ya an E for effort!
Weak recovery is weak.
I knew it! Will Sasso!
I saw Otis from the original "Superman".
#12 like a boss
not a single fuck was given that day
Typical dumbass chiver comments ,go sit on a fire.
no. not like a boss. it will never be like a boss.
I think "like a boss" fits this picture, given the guy sitting crossed-legged with his back to some heavy firepower, chilling with his hookah and his gasoline container of mystery beverage.
Geud meuwning minions!
Do you know what's NOT awesome? That I have to wait untill summer 2012 before True Blood continues. And wait till spring 2012 before Game of Thrones continues.
Oh well, at least Dexter will be back october 2nd! Hopefully he'll give me some new ideas.
- the one you love to hate
enough with your vampire series already. try "spartacus" for a change!
Seen that; the original series anyway, not the prequel.
Ow! I forgot Walking Dead, don't know when that will be coming back… Fuck all this waiting.
- the one you love to hate
Oct 16 for the Walking Dead. Not that I care about Paula catching its shows, but because I care about the best show on TV's viewership. It deserves as much as it can get.
13 new episodes vs 6 last season, f'n awesome.
Frank Darabont quit the show 10 eps into the new season, so I have my doubts it'll be as good as last season.. but at least there's game of thrones
#15 also light beer sucks
you know you can enjoy a couple of those in the book form…
#18 Extreme photobombing.
Another retarded comment which has been used more than LG`s ass.
"mm'yeah see, I'll give 'em what for… what FIVE even!"
#16 – Pussy whipped
being forced to cram a ton of business cards and membership cards, while maintaining $9 in a wallet is not convenient.
# 13 looks like me. I´m totally asking for a HQ.
San Diego fuck yeah.
you stay classy…
#23 day 290
and a terrible day it was
#16 what a smart cat. First we clean out their cat litter and now they have learned how to make us open tupper ware
#22 To be fair that baby does look possessed.
I don't think thats whats being exorcised. instead of demons, mom will be changing a diaper.
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