It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (36 Photos)

#11 is about to have more black dick in her than the urinals at the Apollo.

#9 Whoever made this is a fuckin idiot, she's not a pirate.

#11 Since when did paula send in pictures of herself?

#31 what skit is this from?

#29 – Seanbaby!

I just got a $829,99 iPad2 for only $103,37 and my mom got a $1499,99 (HDTV) for only $251,92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78,24 for. I use BidsOut.com

Zyzz was a fucking inspiration to many, and he just fucking died. Keep it classy chive.

#27 It's probably a tumour, for those who are asking. Pro tip: don't get cancer.

Pretty sure #32 is Zyzz. Pretty sure he's dead.

#11 – My dad might not have been around to raise me, but I don't think he's to blame for the times I end up in that kind of situation…plus, it makes for very fun weekends for my husband and I…

…and yes, I am a regular Chivette! =)

#1 holy crap, one of them has a loooong arm

#5 That would be LAST Night that he got his last BJ. He is married now and screwed.

mirin

#5 so not true.Marriage you must be doing it wrong

#1 The only time hoverhand is acceptable.

#9 find her!!!!!

#9, don't need weapons b/c the cannons come attached.

#27 Stunning likeness

#18 dont mind if i do

#9 Pirate? But that's… ::facepalm::

#22
Not sure it's Sarah Jessica Parker… or horse…

#9 Molotov Cocktease? A pirate? Go Team Venture

#11 i've seen enough porn to know where this is going..

#13 Been sayin that for years…if only it were possible…

#1 Holy crap! When did *that* happen? I mean…not being judgemental, just..wow….