These signs wreak of “WTF” (35 Photos)

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  • Pee Dude

    Weird signs include burning during urination.

  • fed

    it's awesome how everybody is on the flbp post first 😛

  • Jen

    #28 Haters gonna hate

  • LaLakers2408

    #1
    Paula is one of the 3

    • KakaFace

      I ride by that sign every day. The ratio there is quite the opposite. Sad.

    • Jon Rangel

      i lived down the street from that strip club lawl

      • R-Dub

        So you live in every town in America eh?

      • Jen

        I know a hot guy named Jon Rangel, are you in NY?

      • im a lamp

        That's in Hamilton so if you live there you are poor.

        • Slappy

          I thought it was the one by Ft Carson in Colorado Springs. There's more than one? Awesome.

    • BIll57

      #18 paula's parking spot at the strip joint

    • YouMadBro?

      Deja Vu has a lot more than 3 ugly ones, this sign is a lie…

    • GO!!!!!!!

      Actually, Paula is all 3.

    • Cool Hand Luke

      Paula counts as all three.

  • The Bandit

    #1 …these three are probably cleaning up after the show….

  • jane doe

    wreak (verb):
    To inflict or execute (punishment, vengeance, etc.): "They wreaked havoc on the enemy."

    I think you meant, these signs REEK of…

    c'mon guys, you're not COMMENTERS 😉

    • LikeTheXFit

      THANK YOU!!!! Love the Chive. Hate to see grammar/spelling errors in print.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like #99, Grammar

        White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

        When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

        If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

        Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.
        Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

        Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.

    • patov40

      Top notch work there Jane. B)

    • obvious

      Bob was the slow one in class.

    • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

      Maybe Bob is still drunk from the weekend.

      • Blumpkin

        So am I. That is no excuse!

  • unreal_vector

    #23
    When Every Word Has To Show How Serious You Are.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Capitalize Every Word

    • whodoube

      While emphatic, this person's sign is grammatically incorrect. Were I the old lady placing feces in this trash can, I couldn't be sure of my fate. Also, I assume that dog waste is itself bagged. What is the big deal? This person does not want their waste tarnished? That's trashism and it's wrong.

      • teh dude

        the big deal is that it is probably a recycling can.

        Or its just incredibly annoying having small bags of crap in what normally holds large black bags.

        Either way, i do it to other people all the time…. cause F'em

    • caleb

      dog's crap

  • Chase

    #3 Happy that the Female Body Inspectors are finally getting put to use in their proper way

    • patov40

      "to look closesly". I know I did! :p

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        #3 i looked over it several times and could pretty much tell them what they need to know. The FBI can avoid the awkward office boner unlike me

  • Cavall

    # 20 Youre in the wrong lane for a right hand turn to get to that exit, man.

    • hMMMM

      I'll save everyone the trouble…wasn't even worth scrolling up for.

    • dainz303

      #20
      The shot is out of the back window

  • Anonymous

    #18 definitely in canada……eh

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #22 no matter what they do, catholics are always uncomfortable

    • Jen

      not a Catholic church. Religion bashing isn't always going to get you thumbs up.

      • Jak

        But it will always get a response

  • mooseknuckle907

    #8
    Boom

  • Iam_Dave

    #29
    Tweet
    "i'm on fire"

  • its_true

    #26 That`s the chivette mantra. Whore on !

  • fact

    #24 LG and Dylan live here.

    • johnson

      spent many a sat afternoon pulling the boat up to their dock and having a few dozen drinks before water skiing back to Ocean City.

      • hMMMM

        Ocean City, NJ is disgusting. So is this place.

        • Troll of Truth

          No need to specify a city, all of NJ is disgusting. Oh, and the Devils are going to suck again this year.

          • BIll57

            Northern NJ is one of the most affluent places in the country. You take a trip up River Rd. from Hoboken to Edgewater and you'll be eating your words.

    • Logic4u

      This place has good food, and the hostess FLBP for sure! Great way to start a good meal.

      (plus south jersey is much different then north jersey we are flyer fans down here F*@K the devils)

      • BIll57

        yeah…northern NJ is a whole lot nicer

    • TRON

      win

  • Terry Burke

    #16 My office.

    • DeRaNgEd

      you like massaging nuts??

      • Terry Burke

        I love it !

  • patov40

    My official chive id has been hacked and i have a tiny penis.

  • Ashley

    #1 the 3 ugly ones probably relate to the the Deja Vu part.

  • itssoobvious

    #1 Just like the sexy chivettes post ,50 stolen pics Photoshopped to make em look like chivettes and 3 genuine submissions.

    • hMMMM

      there are WAY more than 53 pictures nowadays for the sexy chivettes post, you ungrateful little bitchass.

    • Sadbuttrue

      Not shopped. That sign used to be in Springfield Illinois. They have a new one now though.

    • Joiwhji

      HAHAHAHA, *thumbs up*

  • Tony

    #12
    WARNING: Cars with lasers creating wormholes…..

  • TheJesus

    #1 is a Nashville landmark…been there right off the interstate in the middle of downtown for decades.

    • RicH

      Why are the three ugly ones on shift every time I go?

    • kim

      those are everywhere

    • Damien

      No joke, That sign has always been hillarious when i passed it, but still funny. The ugly girls have went UP!

  • screamingdeal

    #31 i believe is in McMinnville Oregon…they were high on Marijuana when they wrote…what a state

    • hippo

      i saw the same sign while i was working on bowen island off vancouver

    • https://www.facebook.com/allen.moton Allen Moton

      Thats the CA State Parks Bear logo in the bottom corner.

    • http://twitter.com/Dishwater @Dishwater

      this sign also appears at the Penrose Point State Park in Washington State. might come from some catalog.

    • B For

      It's in the Redwood Forest near Bodega Bay in Northern California

    • 4SOC20saint

      actually the sign makes perfect sense. those who don't have disabilities can experience what its like to not have them by using the trail while acting like they have the disabilities. even someone who is super baked should be able to understand that one

      • CuriousGeorge

        I am super baked and I understood perfectly. In fact, I don't understand what other meaning we are supposed to understand.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

    #14 LOL fantastic!

  • morning after

    #21 is Michigan State University!

    • Jen

      your football team blows.

      • Sparty

        And you can start anytime bitch

      • JohnAZoidberg

        Your education and nuclear physics programs blow

  • LG _

    Love me !! Worship me !!! Look at me !!!

    • BIll57

      look at my asssssssssssssssssssssss

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